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37.228.200.181: i added in a quote parodying futurama the wizard of oz when zoidberg gets left behind because he smells, but i made it so hes an apothacary, which fits with the deathgaurd

2025-06-03T10:16:13Z

i added in a quote parodying futurama the wizard of oz when zoidberg gets left behind because he smells, but i made it so hes an apothacary, which fits with the deathgaurd

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	{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}		{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}

			"what do i smell or something?...oh"

			- apothecary Zoidberg of the fifth company, Death Gaurd, poxmongers vectorcum

	The '''Death Guard''' are one of the nine [[Space Marine]] Legions who betrayed the [[Emperor]] during the [[Horus Heresy]], and became [[Chaos Space Marines]]. They worship the [[Chaos God]] [[Nurgle]] and in return he infests their armor with pestilence and disease. The Primarch of the Death Guard is [[Mortarion]], who has been elevated to [[Daemon Prince]] status. Their original homeworld of Barbarus was a septic tank disguised as a planet, entirely populated by country bumpkins (and a few xenos who ruled them) and stank continuously of horseshit. Barbarus has since been destroyed (probably for the best). The new homeworld of the Death Guard is now the lazily named Plague Planet, where all the Galaxy's diseases from meningitis to crotch rot collect.		The '''Death Guard''' are one of the nine [[Space Marine]] Legions who betrayed the [[Emperor]] during the [[Horus Heresy]], and became [[Chaos Space Marines]]. They worship the [[Chaos God]] [[Nurgle]] and in return he infests their armor with pestilence and disease. The Primarch of the Death Guard is [[Mortarion]], who has been elevated to [[Daemon Prince]] status. Their original homeworld of Barbarus was a septic tank disguised as a planet, entirely populated by country bumpkins (and a few xenos who ruled them) and stank continuously of horseshit. Barbarus has since been destroyed (probably for the best). The new homeworld of the Death Guard is now the lazily named Plague Planet, where all the Galaxy's diseases from meningitis to crotch rot collect.

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1d4chan>LordZahe at 02:30, 28 April 2023

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	{{Topquote\|Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by [[Nurgle\|the Great Titan.]] You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of <s>Thanos</s> Nurgle.\|Ebony Maw, Avengers: Infinity War}}		{{Topquote\|Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by [[Nurgle\|the Great Titan.]] You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of <s>Thanos</s> Nurgle.\|Ebony Maw, Avengers: Infinity War}}
			{{Topquote\|Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. \|Emil Cioran}}
	{{Topquote\|Not a bad chap when you get to know him (and sooner or later, everyone gets to know him).\|Terry Pratchett on Death (the character within the [[Discworld\|Discworld Novel Universe]])}}		{{Topquote\|Not a bad chap when you get to know him (and sooner or later, everyone gets to know him).\|Terry Pratchett on Death (the character within the [[Discworld\|Discworld Novel Universe]])}}
	{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}		{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}

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Notable Members

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	*[[Typhus]]: Formerly Calas Typhon, First Captain of the Death Guard, and dirty Nurgle burglar. He was one of Mortarion's first friends and recruits for the original Death Guard, which required him to suppress his psychic abilities since Morty didn't want anything to do with psykers. Turned to Nurgle's service some time prior to the Heresy thanks to Erebus, and began quietly manipulating Mortarion from behind the scenes to bring him on side. He helped turn the XIV Legion to Nurgle's service by stranding them in the Warp and became host to the Destroyer Hive, evolving into Typhus the Traveller, Herald of Nurgle. Has since become one of Papa N's greatest champions, wreaking havoc across the galaxy for the next ten millennia.		*[[Typhus]]: Formerly Calas Typhon, First Captain of the Death Guard, and dirty Nurgle burglar. He was one of Mortarion's first friends and recruits for the original Death Guard, which required him to suppress his psychic abilities since Morty didn't want anything to do with psykers. Turned to Nurgle's service some time prior to the Heresy thanks to Erebus, and began quietly manipulating Mortarion from behind the scenes to bring him on side. He helped turn the XIV Legion to Nurgle's service by stranding them in the Warp and became host to the Destroyer Hive, evolving into Typhus the Traveller, Herald of Nurgle. Has since become one of Papa N's greatest champions, wreaking havoc across the galaxy for the next ten millennia.
	*Ignatius Grulgor: Dickhead captain of the 2nd Company who became the very first Plague Marine after getting killed by a virus bomb on the ''Eisenstein'' while fighting Nathaniel Garro. He went on to become a daemon prince.		*Ignatius Grulgor: Dickhead captain of the 2nd Company who became the very first Plague Marine after getting killed by a virus bomb on the ''Eisenstein'' while fighting Nathaniel Garro. He went on to become a daemon prince.
	*Nathaniel Garro: Battle-captain of the Death Guard's 7th Company and Imperial loyalist. Was slated for death at Istvaan III, but escaped and was able to warn the Imperium of Horus' treachery. He converted to the worship of the Emperor thanks to Euphrati Keeler, after which Malcador recruited him as the first of his [[Knights-Errant]]. Accidentally set off the powder keg at Caliban and was on Calth during the battle there. ~~Fought at~~ the Siege of Terra~~. Final fate currently unknown~~, ~~but~~ he~~'s listed as~~ the "first martyr of the ~~Lectitio Divinitatus", so that's probably not a good sign~~.		*Nathaniel Garro: Battle-captain of the Death Guard's 7th Company and Imperial loyalist. Was slated for death at Istvaan III, but escaped and was able to warn the Imperium of Horus' treachery. He converted to the worship of the Emperor thanks to Euphrati Keeler, after which Malcador recruited him as the first of his [[Knights-Errant]]. Accidentally set off the powder keg at Caliban and was on Calth during the battle there. During the Siege of Terra, he led a kill team at the Saturnine Wall and killed Falkus Kibre of the [[Justaerin]], then later died fighting his asshole dad while protecting Euphrati Keeler. This earned him the distinction of becoming the first martyr of the Imperial Cult.
	*[[Crysos Morturg]]: Dead 'ard son of a bitch. Got shunted into the Destroyers after his psychic abilities manifested, but he just shrugged and went right on doing his job. Died on Istvaan III, but was rebuilt by a Mechanicum magos into a mass of scars, augmetics, and bloody-mindedness. Built up a warband of blackshields, survivors of the Drop Site Massacre, and other Marines knocked loose from their legions and went hunting traitors behind enemy lines before finally returning to Terra. Became captain of the 108th Independent Company after the Heresy, which may have evolved into the [[Marines Malevolent]].		*[[Crysos Morturg]]: Dead 'ard son of a bitch. Got shunted into the Destroyers after his psychic abilities manifested, but he just shrugged and went right on doing his job. Died on Istvaan III, but was rebuilt by a Mechanicum magos into a mass of scars, augmetics, and bloody-mindedness. Built up a warband of blackshields, survivors of the Drop Site Massacre, and other Marines knocked loose from their legions and went hunting traitors behind enemy lines before finally returning to Terra. Became captain of the 108th Independent Company after the Heresy, which may have evolved into the [[Marines Malevolent]].
	*Thagus Daravek: Death Guard sorcerer who was Abaddon's chief rival for the position of Warmaster during the [[Legion Wars]]. Got pwned by Iskandar Khayon and crucified above the oculus of the ''Vengeful Spirit''.		*Thagus Daravek: Death Guard sorcerer who was Abaddon's chief rival for the position of Warmaster during the [[Legion Wars]]. Got pwned by Iskandar Khayon and crucified above the oculus of the ''Vengeful Spirit''.

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Disposition

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	Below him there are seven '''Plague Companies''' commanded by a powerful Lord or Daemon Prince. Each company tends to have a preferred combat style as well as carrying a particular disease.		Below him there are seven '''Plague Companies''' commanded by a powerful Lord or Daemon Prince. Each company tends to have a preferred combat style as well as carrying a particular disease.
	*'''1st Company - Harbingers:''' ~~commanded~~ by [[Typhus]], and includes the [[Plague Fleet]]. They carry hundreds of strains of [[Zombie Plague]].		*'''1st Company - Harbingers:''' Commanded by [[Typhus]], and includes the [[Plague Fleet]]. They carry hundreds of strains of [[Zombie Plague]].
	*'''2nd Company - The Inexorable''' Has a huge number of battle tanks and obviously prefers mechanised assault. They carry the "Ferric Blight" which infects armour and vehicles with crawling rust.		*'''2nd Company - The Inexorable:''' Has a huge number of battle tanks and obviously prefers mechanised assault. They carry the "Ferric Blight" which infects armour and vehicles with crawling rust.
	*'''3rd Company - Mortarion's Anvil:''' Defensive siege specialists. Its warriors carry the "Gloaming Bloat" which infects them with sweaty fever that makes them speak in gurgles.		*'''3rd Company - Mortarion's Anvil:''' Defensive siege specialists. Its warriors carry the "Gloaming Bloat" which infects them with sweaty fever that makes them speak in gurgles.
	*'''4th Company - The Wretched''' Commanded by a sentient plague made up of a gestalt daemonic consciousness called the "Eater of Lives." The 4th insists on having Sorcerers in command roles and incorporates daemonic summoning into its tactics. Its warriors carry the "Eater Plague", which is most likely a manifestation of the Eater of Lives.		*'''4th Company - The Wretched:''' Commanded by a sentient plague made up of a gestalt daemonic consciousness called the "Eater of Lives." The 4th insists on having Sorcerers in command roles and incorporates daemonic summoning into its tactics. Its warriors carry the "Eater Plague", which is most likely a manifestation of the Eater of Lives.
	*'''5th Company - Poxmongers:''' Use a lot of daemon engines. They carry the "Sangous Flux" which makes them leave blood clots and red trails wherever they go.		*'''5th Company - Poxmongers:''' Use a lot of daemon engines. They carry the "Sangous Flux" which makes them leave blood clots and red trails wherever they go.
	*'''6th Company - Ferrymen / Brethren of the Fly:''' ~~command~~ the Plague Fleets and acquire new ships for the Legion. They also have a large number of [[Blightlord Terminator]]s who carry a parasite called "the Droning".		*'''6th Company - Ferrymen / Brethren of the Fly:''' Command the Plague Fleets and acquire new ships for the Legion. They also have a large number of [[Blightlord Terminator]]s who carry a parasite called "the Droning".
	*'''7th Company - Mortarion's Chosen Sons:''' They are the legion's alchemists and are blessed with "Crawling Pustulance".		*'''7th Company - Mortarion's Chosen Sons:''' They are the legion's alchemists and are blessed with "Crawling Pustulance".

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	[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]		[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]

	After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]]~~. Some of them lost to the [[White Scars]] and [[Inquisitor Greyfax]] on Dortwyr~~.		After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]].

	== Disposition ==		== Disposition ==

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Post-Heresy

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	[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]		[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]

	After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]]. Some of them lost to the [[White Scars]] ~~And~~ [[Inquisitor Greyfax]] on Dortwyr.		After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]]. Some of them lost to the [[White Scars]] and [[Inquisitor Greyfax]] on Dortwyr.

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	[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]		[[File:Death Guard Assraping Tau.jpg\|525px\|right\|thumb\|After being repulsed by one kind of [[Ultramarines\|Blueberries]], Mortarion and co decided to compensate the loss by [[Anal Circumference\|venting]] [[rage\|their frustration]] upon another pile of [[Tau\|Blueberries.]]]]

	After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]].		After the fiasco of the Plague Wars, the Death Guard was forced to go back to their little turf to fend off Tzeentchian and Khornate shenanigans over the Scourge Stars. At the same time, Mortarion and his Death Guard also manage to meet face to face with the remnants of the Tau's Fourth Sphere forces. [[FATAL\|That turned out to be a pretty great party crash.]] Post Great Rift, Mortarion and his Death Guards engaged Perturabo and his Iron Warriors over the planet Dysactis and won, gaining its temple secrets. Meanwhile, [[Typhus]] attempts to conquer the Charadon Sector for [[Abaddon]]. Some of them lost to the [[White Scars]] And [[Inquisitor Greyfax]] on Dortwyr.

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	{{Topquote\|Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by [[Nurgle\|the Great Titan.]] You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of <s>Thanos</s> Nurgle.\|Ebony Maw, Avengers: Infinity War}}		{{Topquote\|Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by [[Nurgle\|the Great Titan.]] You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of <s>Thanos</s> Nurgle.\|Ebony Maw, Avengers: Infinity War}}
			{{Topquote\|Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him. \|Emil Cioran}}
	{{Topquote\|Not a bad chap when you get to know him (and sooner or later, everyone gets to know him).\|Terry Pratchett on Death (the character within the [[Discworld\|Discworld Novel Universe]])}}		{{Topquote\|Not a bad chap when you get to know him (and sooner or later, everyone gets to know him).\|Terry Pratchett on Death (the character within the [[Discworld\|Discworld Novel Universe]])}}
	{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}		{{Topquote\|Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.\|Anonymous}}