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	Raka Thunderhoof: ....Julius! You're next!		Raka Thunderhoof: ....Julius! You're next!

	Julis: Yes my ~~leige~~. Let me consult the Codex Astartes on how to handle Orks. The Codex states that I should shoot the Ork. Librarian Raka, may I have a bolter?		Julis: Yes my liege. Let me consult the Codex Astartes on how to handle Orks. The Codex states that I should shoot the Ork. Librarian Raka, may I have a bolter?

	Raka Thunderhoof: WHAT?! NO! I'm teaching you how to handle an ork in close combat without weapons! Get in the cage Ultramarine!		Raka Thunderhoof: WHAT?! NO! I'm teaching you how to handle an ork in close combat without weapons! Get in the cage Ultramarine!
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	Raziel: What?		Raziel: What?

	Pio Furnac: You hear me, you ~~nazi~~.		Pio Furnac: You hear me, you Nazi.

	Raziel: WHAT?!?!		Raziel: WHAT?!?!
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	Raziel: We’re screwed, I just know it. Emperor forgive my trespasses, Lion please don’t fraggin’ murder me when you come back.		Raziel: We’re screwed, I just know it. Emperor forgive my trespasses, Lion please don’t fraggin’ murder me when you come back.

	Raka Thunderhoof: Now……If I remember correctly, this ~~vechile~~ is a Devilfish.		Raka Thunderhoof: Now……If I remember correctly, this vehicle is a Devilfish.

	Raziel: DEVIL?! See! It’s cursed! We’re doooooooooooomed!		Raziel: DEVIL?! See! It’s cursed! We’re doooooooooooomed!
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	Hurin Bloodfang: Err…Librarian?		Hurin Bloodfang: Err…Librarian?

	Julius Raseac: Silence! He is busy. You can do it buddy! Pssst, if you can hear me, your ~~Pyschic~~ Hood makes you look AWESOME.		Julius Raseac: Silence! He is busy. You can do it buddy! Pssst, if you can hear me, your Psychic Hood makes you look AWESOME.

	Pio Furnac: Oh we’re sooooooooo screwed. And I won’t be able to light you all in flames.		Pio Furnac: Oh we’re sooooooooo screwed. And I won’t be able to light you all in flames.

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	JvD: A few? My friend, you are too modest. Anyways, you have been promoted. A new batch of Space Marines have joined our Order. Lead them, train them, and try not to get them killed. You know your duty.		JvD: A few? My friend, you are too modest. Anyways, you have been promoted. A new batch of Space Marines have joined our Order. Lead them, train them, and try not to get them killed. You know your duty.

	Raka: Aye, I will try. I will make the ~~Ordos Xeno~~ proud!		Raka: Aye, I will try. I will make the Ordo Xenos proud!

	JvD: I know you will. Now...Why don't I have a color?		JvD: I know you will. Now...Why don't I have a color?
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	Raven Guard: Emperor's Toilet! He's paler than me!		Raven Guard: Emperor's Toilet! He's paler than me!

	Space Wolf: Emperor's ~~Diaherria~~! His fangs are longer than mine!		Space Wolf: Emperor's Diarrhea! His fangs are longer than mine!

	Dark Angel: Emperor's Bloody Stools! He's prettier than me!		Dark Angel: Emperor's Bloody Stools! He's prettier than me!
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	Space Wolf: Witchery!		Space Wolf: Witchery!

	Raka: Piercing ~~GlareAnyways~~, you will be fighting along these Marines here as one, coherent fighting unit. The militant arm of the Ordos Xenos. Yes?		Raka: Piercing Glare Anyways, you will be fighting along these Marines here as one, coherent fighting unit. The militant arm of the Ordos Xenos. Yes?

	Dark Angel: I do believe that any squad with a Space Wolf would fail to be "coherent"		Dark Angel: I do believe that any squad with a Space Wolf would fail to be "coherent"
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	Narrator: Gags Ugh, that's disgusting! I think I'm gonna throw up.......		Narrator: Gags Ugh, that's disgusting! I think I'm gonna throw up.......

	And now we return to our somewhat sporadic evening schedule. Stayed tuned for the news! Is there an ~~exeterminatus~~ coming to your planet? Stay tuned after the show to find out!		And now we return to our somewhat sporadic evening schedule. Stayed tuned for the news! Is there an exterminatus coming to your planet? Stay tuned after the show to find out!


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	Raka Thunderhoof: Inquisitor, I'm surprised that no one has died yet.		Raka Thunderhoof: Inquisitor, I'm surprised that no one has died yet.

	Inq. Jun von Drummond: It's...only been 17 minutes ~~sincie~~ they left this room.		Inq. Jun von Drummond: It's...only been 17 minutes since they left this room.

	Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly. The sounds of battle can be heard		Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly. The sounds of battle can be heard
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	Silently cuts his wrists to escape the pain that is Ultramarine		Silently cuts his wrists to escape the pain that is Ultramarine

	DA INTERCOM: Raka Thunderhoof's horribly trained, horribly ~~pyschotic~~ Kill Team report to training bay 17.		DA INTERCOM: Raka Thunderhoof's horribly trained, horribly psychotic Kill Team report to training bay 17.

	After much getting lost, fighting, bickering, and the maiming of a poor soul, they arrive....a few hours late		After much getting lost, fighting, bickering, and the maiming of a poor soul, they arrive....a few hours late
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	Raka Thunderhoof: Wipe that smug look! I have a surprise for you today! The Ordos has seen fit to capture some orks for you to kill! WHAT POLLUX?!?!		Raka Thunderhoof: Wipe that smug look! I have a surprise for you today! The Ordos has seen fit to capture some orks for you to kill! WHAT POLLUX?!?!

	Ferrus Pollux: We ~~dont~~ have weapons.		Ferrus Pollux: We don't have weapons.

	Raka Thunderhoof: Aww ~~realy~~? You're a SPACE MARINE for Emperor's sake! Punch them! Spit acid!		Raka Thunderhoof: Aww really? You're a SPACE MARINE for Emperor's sake! Punch them! Spit acid!

	Skarr Blackfeather: Umm...I can't spit acid.		Skarr Blackfeather: Umm... I can't spit acid.

	Raka Thunderhoof: Fine,kick them then! Now...here is a diagram of the ork's weaknesses. Study it well. Now you know.		Raka Thunderhoof: Fine,kick them then! Now...here is a diagram of the ork's weaknesses. Study it well. Now you know.
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	Raka Thunderhoof: Daddy? What the ****?!		Raka Thunderhoof: Daddy? What the ****?!

	Julis: Oooh! Birdies! -Falls ~~unconcious~~-		Julis: Oooh! Birdies! -Falls unconscious-

	Howzer Stern: Well, that was by far the most pathetic thing I ever saw.		Howzer Stern: Well, that was by far the most pathetic thing I ever saw.
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	Narrator AKA Leethal AKA The Ninth Chaos God! AKA Saint of Saints, and etc : That's all for episode 2 Will Pio furnac continue to uppercut everyone's heads off?! Find out next week!		Narrator AKA Leethal AKA The Ninth Chaos God! AKA Saint of Saints, and etc : That's all for episode 2 Will Pio furnac continue to uppercut everyone's heads off?! Find out next week!

	Pio Furnac: Damn straight, don't ~~****~~ with me!		Pio Furnac: Damn straight, don't fuck with me!

	Howzer Stern: Did you just turn black?		Howzer Stern: Did you just turn black?
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	Pio Furnac: What son?! You gonna do somethin' bout it?		Pio Furnac: What son?! You gonna do somethin' bout it?

	Howzer Stern: umm...No, um I think I ~~here~~ my mother calling.		Howzer Stern: umm... No, um I think I hear my mother calling.

	Pio Furnac: You don't have a mother!		Pio Furnac: You don't have a mother!
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	Howzer Stern: What’s a Tau?		Howzer Stern: What’s a Tau?

	Hurin Bloodfang: Blue xenofish with ridiculous looking ~~vechiles~~ and weapons. Oh and when you cut them, they bleed blue.		Hurin Bloodfang: Blue xenofish with ridiculous looking vehicles and weapons. Oh and when you cut them, they bleed blue.

	Howzer Stern: Really? Blue, huh?		Howzer Stern: Really? Blue, huh?
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	Ferrus Pollux: Aye. Smacks Julius		Ferrus Pollux: Aye. Smacks Julius

	Raka Thunderhoof: Good job. Board the ~~Droppod~~ boys!		Raka Thunderhoof: Good job. Board the Drop-pod, boys!


	Droppods are raining down on my hea-SQUISH		Droppods are raining down on my hea-SQUISH

	Raziel: It’s raining ~~dropods~~ on my head, it doesn’t matter-		Raziel: It’s raining drop pods on my head, it doesn’t matter-

	Iruel: Stop. Seriously.		Iruel: Stop. Seriously.

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	Raka starts to roll on the ground clutching his eyes		Raka starts to roll on the ground clutching his eyes

	Julius Raseac: The sun has employed ~~soul~~ sorceries! Avenge our Librarian, Brothers! Raises Bolter and shoots the sun a few hundred times		Julius Raseac: The sun has employed foul sorceries! Avenge our Librarian, Brothers! Raises Bolter and shoots the sun a few hundred times

	Howzer Stern: Boy, were you dropped on your head as a babe? Possibly affected by a grox's attentions perhaps?		Howzer Stern: Boy, were you dropped on your head as a babe? Possibly affected by a grox's attentions perhaps?

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1d4chan>TheWorstEver at 07:33, 17 December 2010

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	Skarr Blackfeather: What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them.		Skarr Blackfeather: What? I just told them it was for the greater good, and they let me kill them.
	The sound of eight jaws hitting the ground is heard		The sound of eight jaws hitting the ground is heard


			'''Part Four'''
			Deathwatch: The Series!
			Episode 4: Under Fire


			Written by Leethal of B&C

			UPDATES: Whenever the hell Leethal feels like it!



			Thought of the Day: If unsure if you are going to die, take off your helmet. Your survival rate will jump up considerably.




			Previously on Deathwatch: The Series! The Kill Team has undergone some landing difficulties to take out the Tau and traitor Guardsmen. Will they succeed? Or fail miserably as most of us probably think so?



			Skarr Blackfeather: Look, I fail to see why it’s so hard to understand.

			Raziel: You killed forty-seven Fire Warriors, Nine Crisis Suits, nine Stealth Suits and three Broadsides. THAT’S LIKE 1500 Points!

			Iruel: AND THEY LET YOU!

			Skarr Blackfeather: So? What’s your point?

			Ferrus Pollux: Someone hold me back, I just might kill him!

			Hurin Bloodfang: Screw that! I’m first!

			Raka Thunderhoof: Enough! Let us board one of those transports and kill us some xenogeny!

			Julius Raseac: But the transport is of xeno design. Who knows what it could do to us? And who knows how to drive one of those damned machines?

			Howzer Stern: You know, for once I agree with the retard.

			Julius Raseac: See! Even he agrees! Wait, retard?

			Raziel: All xeno tech is evil tech!

			Raka Thunderhoof: What?! No arguments! This is a futuristic theocratic-monarchy! Not some poorly devised democracy! Now, get in it!

			Raziel: We’re screwed, I just know it. Emperor forgive my trespasses, Lion please don’t fraggin’ murder me when you come back.

			Raka Thunderhoof: Now……If I remember correctly, this vechile is a Devilfish.

			Raziel: DEVIL?! See! It’s cursed! We’re doooooooooooomed!

			Ferrus Pollux: Let me out! Let me out! LET ME OUT!!!!!

			Julius Raseac: FORGIVE US GOD-EMPEROR! IT WAS NOT MY IDEA!!!!

			Raka Thunderhoof: Silence! Hmm…A big red button that says in Gothic…..”Do Not Press”.

			Raziel: Don’t press it!

			Howzer Stern: Maybe it’s the ignition key?

			Raka Thunderhoof: Exactly! It’s a filthy xenos trick!
			Click

			Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

			Iruel: Filthy xenos trick huh? Good thing we’re solved the problem. Coughs smoke

			Raka Thunderhoof: Right…New plan! We walk!

			Raziel: All xenos tech is evil tech!

			Ferrus Pollux: Alright, we got it Dark Angel. Calm down.

			Raka Thunderhoof: Umm…I’m lost, which way was the base…

			Ferrus Pollux: Why don’t you piercing glare the sun? Maybe it will tell you.

			Raka Thunderhoof: Excellent idea! It’s so nice to see you contributing to the team!
			Piercing Glare

			Hurin Bloodfang: Err…Librarian?

			Julius Raseac: Silence! He is busy. You can do it buddy! Pssst, if you can hear me, your Pyschic Hood makes you look AWESOME.

			Pio Furnac: Oh we’re sooooooooo screwed. And I won’t be able to light you all in flames.

			Raka Thunderhoof: AAAAAAARGH!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! I CAN’T SEE!!! AAAAAAARGH!!!!
			Raka starts to roll on the ground clutching his eyes

			Julius Raseac: The sun has employed soul sorceries! Avenge our Librarian, Brothers! Raises Bolter and shoots the sun a few hundred times

			Howzer Stern: Boy, were you dropped on your head as a babe? Possibly affected by a grox's attentions perhaps?

			Julius Raseac: Die foul beast! Back to the warp with you! My bolts are ineffective! Pio burn the sun!

			Raziel: If he somehow shoots something down, I’ll eat a frag grenade.

			THUD! Something got shot down!

			Raziel: …Seriously? What the hell. Seriously! Narrator! What are you doing?! Same Chapter! What are you doing?!

			Hurin Bloodfang: Here’s a frag grenade. Want some grox sauce on it?

			Raziel: Shutup. Stupid Narrator…WE’RE BOTH DARK ANGELS! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?!?

			Ferrus Pollux: Ranting aside, it appears to be…some sort of drone.

			Pio Furnac: Can I burn it?

			Ferrus Pollux: Umm…suuuuuure…but later okay?

			Julius shoves Pollux down

			Julius Raseac: DIE FOUL BEAST!

			Bolter: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

			Ferrus Pollux: DUDE! What the hell? Pio! He killed it! You can’t burn it!

			Pio Furnac: WHAT?! YOU FREAK! I WANTED TO BURN IT!!!!

			Backhands Julius

			Pio Furnac: That’s right smurf! You don’t **** with me! I’ll bust a cap in ya ass! RAAAAAAAAWR!

			Raka Thunderhoof: Ah! I can see again! Alright men, get ready to move out! The sun told me to head South, South North!

			Skarr Blackfeather: WHAT?! That’s not even possible fool!

			Iruel: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if the Emperor’s Peace knocked off a Librarian’s head…

			Raka Thunderhoof: Silence! We must complete our mission! Let’s go!

			Iruel: Did anyone else just get goosebumps? Like if something horrid is going to happen? Like…our deaths? Or at least blood and pain?

1d4chan>TheWorstEver at 07:23, 17 December 2010

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