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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:B87B:B2A8:7019:FCD at 18:43, 10 May 2023

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	Doomrider's luck would not last forever though: one day [[Doombreed]], greatest of all of [[Khorne\|Khorne's]] servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with [[Angron]], An'ggrath, Kharn, and the other World Eaters. [[Doombreed]] found Doomrider filling up his Bike with cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe. Then Doombreed burned Doomrider's essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that, kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.		Doomrider's luck would not last forever though: one day [[Doombreed]], greatest of all of [[Khorne\|Khorne's]] servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with [[Angron]], An'ggrath, Kharn, and the other World Eaters. [[Doombreed]] found Doomrider filling up his Bike with cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe. Then Doombreed burned Doomrider's essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that, kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.

	''The editor was found dead several days later, dildos shoved in both of his eye sockets. The only evidence authorities found were traces of cocaine on the body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into a wall, up it, and then end without explanation.		''The editor was found dead several days later, dildos shoved in both of his eye sockets. The only evidence authorities found were traces of cocaine on the body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into a wall, up it, and then end without explanation.
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	Holly shit look at this [http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/master-of-the-hunt-mp3.html]! HE'S FUCKING BACK! And about to be roflstomped by <s>the entire company worth of Scars</s> Kor'sarro Khan only... by ripping Doomrider's head off with his bare hands. Fuck you, Black Library! Fuck you with a chainsword! '''link broke no longer works '''		Holly shit look at this [http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/master-of-the-hunt-mp3.html]! HE'S FUCKING BACK! And about to be roflstomped by <s>the entire company worth of Scars</s> Kor'sarro Khan only... by ripping Doomrider's head off with his bare hands. Fuck you, Black Library! Fuck you with a chainsword! '''link broke no longer works '''

	Apparently he wins the duel but ends up getting his head ripped off afterwards while dragging the Khan to a warp portal. The White Scars take it, but the head's still alive (which probably leads to problems with the White Scars' tradition of putting their foe's heads on display). They sealed his mouth shut at least, probably because otherwise he'd drive them all crazy with constant ramblings and demands for cocaine. Meh, it means that he wasn't defeated, he was ambushed by a dude he thought he had bagged. Probably completely unexpected from an Astartes, who are usually all about honor.		Apparently he wins the duel but ends up getting his head ripped off afterwards while dragging the Khan to a warp portal. The White Scars take it, but the head's still alive (which probably leads to problems with the White Scars' tradition of putting their foe's heads on display). They sealed his mouth shut at least, probably because otherwise he'd drive them all crazy with constant ramblings and demands for cocaine. Meh, it means that he wasn't defeated, he was ambushed by a dude he thought he had bagged. Probably completely unexpected from an Astartes, who are usually all about honor.

	Despite the shitty ending, there are some good points. First of all, it's fucking Doomrider; better to have him come back to be killed off rather than just fade away in the depths of the retconnian. Plus they didn't fuck up Doomrider himself, presented as a pretty badass guy and having killed four other Masters of the Hunt who'd tried to take him down (although let's be fair, previous holders of ANY Space Marine rank exist only to die like bitches for the BBEG's reputation).		Despite the shitty ending, there are some good points. First of all, it's fucking Doomrider; better to have him come back to be killed off rather than just fade away in the depths of the retconnian. Plus they didn't fuck up Doomrider himself, presented as a pretty badass guy and having killed four other Masters of the Hunt who'd tried to take him down (although let's be fair, previous holders of ANY Space Marine rank exist only to die like bitches for the BBEG's reputation).

1d4chan>Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord: Fixed the Troll Link

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Fixed the Troll Link

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	{{Topquote\|As I ride to war, the scent of death washes over me like the wind itself. All my senses come to life, and each kill becomes more exhilarating than the last!\|Doomrider himself, in the [[Black Crusade (RPG)\|Black Crusade]] book The Tome Of Blood. Yes, in a book dedicated to the servants of [[Khorne]]. [[Troll\|Because that's how Doomrider rolls.]]}}		{{Topquote\|As I ride to war, the scent of death washes over me like the wind itself. All my senses come to life, and each kill becomes more exhilarating than the last!\|Doomrider himself, in the [[Black Crusade (RPG)\|Black Crusade]] book The Tome Of Blood. Yes, in a book dedicated to the servants of [[Khorne]]. [[Internet Troll\|Because that's how Doomrider rolls.]]}}

	''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''		''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''

1d4chan>Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord at 05:12, 11 January 2023

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	''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''		''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''

	'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of ~~(((~~Charlie Sheen~~)))~~ crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!! His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).		'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!! His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).

	He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children. You could say he's a bit of a...speed demon.		He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children. You could say he's a bit of a...speed demon.

1d4chan>Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord at 05:12, 11 January 2023

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	''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''		''We were somewhere near Cadia on the edge of the Eye of Terror, when the drugs began to take hold...''

	'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!!His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).		'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of (((Charlie Sheen))) crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!! His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).

	He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children. You could say he's a bit of a...speed demon.		He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children. You could say he's a bit of a...speed demon.

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	'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!!His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).		'''Doomrider''' is the Chaos version of Charlie Sheen crossbred with [[Snowflame]]/Dr. Rockzo AND FUCKING GHOST RIDER!!!His head burns with his sheer amount of awesome, and the flame is fueled higher by all the drugs in his system. He does cocaine and every other drug known to the galaxies. Plus other stuff that makes every drug known to man and xenos (combined) look like powdered milk. But COCAAAAAINE is his favourite. Cocaine is best (even though it probably makes him impotent, which is hilariously ironic for a Slaanesh worshiper).

	He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children.		He is a pretty fun guy to be around just like [[Kharn]]. I'm afraid that's all we know. He bangs 700 gram rocks that make Mick Jagger and Keith Richards look like droopy eyed [[Abaddon\|armless]] children. You could say he's a bit of a...speed demon.

	He and Warboss [[Wazdakka Gutsmek]] fought once, the planet they were on promptly exploded because no planet can contain that much motorcycle related awesome.		He and Warboss [[Wazdakka Gutsmek]] fought once, the planet they were on promptly exploded because no planet can contain that much motorcycle related awesome.

1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier: /* Suddenly */ link broke

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Suddenly: link broke

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	==Suddenly==		==Suddenly==
	Holly shit look at this [http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/master-of-the-hunt-mp3.html]! HE'S FUCKING BACK! And about to be roflstomped by <s>the entire company worth of Scars</s> Kor'sarro Khan only... by ripping Doomrider's head off with his bare hands. Fuck you, Black Library! Fuck you with a chainsword!		Holly shit look at this [http://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/master-of-the-hunt-mp3.html]! HE'S FUCKING BACK! And about to be roflstomped by <s>the entire company worth of Scars</s> Kor'sarro Khan only... by ripping Doomrider's head off with his bare hands. Fuck you, Black Library! Fuck you with a chainsword! '''link broke no longer works '''

	Apparently he wins the duel but ends up getting his head ripped off afterwards while dragging the Khan to a warp portal. The White Scars take it, but the head's still alive (which probably leads to problems with the White Scars' tradition of putting their foe's heads on display). They sealed his mouth shut at least, probably because otherwise he'd drive them all crazy with constant ramblings and demands for cocaine. Meh, it means that he wasn't defeated, he was ambushed by a dude he thought he had bagged. Probably completely unexpected from an Astartes, who are usually all about honor.		Apparently he wins the duel but ends up getting his head ripped off afterwards while dragging the Khan to a warp portal. The White Scars take it, but the head's still alive (which probably leads to problems with the White Scars' tradition of putting their foe's heads on display). They sealed his mouth shut at least, probably because otherwise he'd drive them all crazy with constant ramblings and demands for cocaine. Meh, it means that he wasn't defeated, he was ambushed by a dude he thought he had bagged. Probably completely unexpected from an Astartes, who are usually all about honor.

2602:252:D7A:44A0:D966:C6DE:E323:EB94: /* "Death" */

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"Death"

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	Doomrider's luck would not last forever though: one day [[Doombreed]], greatest of all of [[Khorne\|Khorne's]] servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with [[Angron]], An'ggrath, Kharn, and the other World Eaters. [[Doombreed]] found Doomrider filling up his Bike with cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe. Then Doombreed burned Doomrider's essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that, kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.		Doomrider's luck would not last forever though: one day [[Doombreed]], greatest of all of [[Khorne\|Khorne's]] servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with [[Angron]], An'ggrath, Kharn, and the other World Eaters. [[Doombreed]] found Doomrider filling up his Bike with cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe. Then Doombreed burned Doomrider's essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that, kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.

	''~~This~~ editor was found dead several days later, dildos shoved in both of his eye sockets. The only evidence authorities found were traces of cocaine on the body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into a wall, up it, and then end without explanation.		''The editor was found dead several days later, dildos shoved in both of his eye sockets. The only evidence authorities found were traces of cocaine on the body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into a wall, up it, and then end without explanation.
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	he became more drug than man and was busy having spasms for several editions		he became more drug than man and was busy having spasms for several editions

	~~“This~~ editor was found much like the other two prior editors, having been found with more dildos in his mouth then anatomically possible. Investigators at the scene only found large quantities of cocaine, fentanyl, and an sparkly pink dust that authorities have been unable to identify at this time. The bike tracks found on the walls and ceiling were dismissed by officials as a bizarre form of interior decorating.”		''This editor was found much like the other two prior editors, having been found with more dildos in his mouth then anatomically possible. Investigators at the scene only found large quantities of cocaine, fentanyl, and an sparkly pink dust that authorities have been unable to identify at this time. The bike tracks found on the walls and ceiling were dismissed by officials as a bizarre form of interior decorating.''

	==Suddenly==		==Suddenly==