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	One manifestation of that, and the one that /tg/ often has the hardest time admitting, is arrogance. Just like their fellow "Elder Race", the [[elf\|elves]], dwarves take a huge amount of pride in their long history, their skills and their close ties to their patron god(s). They look down on many other races, and often demand respect and recognition - sometimes in far greater proportion than is actually warranted. This can make some dwarves quite braggadocios.		One manifestation of that, and the one that /tg/ often has the hardest time admitting, is arrogance. Just like their fellow "Elder Race", the [[elf\|elves]], dwarves take a huge amount of pride in their long history, their skills and their close ties to their patron god(s). They look down on many other races, and often demand respect and recognition - sometimes in far greater proportion than is actually warranted. This can make some dwarves quite braggadocios.

	Dwarves are not conventionally attractive. They ''make'' beautiful things, are not hideous or monstrous, there are exceptions to the rule and there are people out there which are going to be into short, robust fellows with severe features and a beard you could ~~loose~~ a chicken in, but as a general rule your average Dwarf is pretty far removed from the classical ideals of beauty. Contrast them with elves which are either idealized humans or possess a etheric willowy grace to them.		Dwarves are not conventionally attractive. They ''make'' beautiful things, are not hideous or monstrous, there are exceptions to the rule and there are people out there which are going to be into short, robust fellows with severe features and a beard you could lose a chicken in, but as a general rule your average Dwarf is pretty far removed from the classical ideals of beauty. Contrast them with elves which are either idealized humans or possess a etheric willowy grace to them.

	Less universal failings include stubbornness, low self-esteem, hypocrisy and vindictiveness. Once a dwarf makes up his mind, he will rarely back down, sometimes well beyond the point of stupidity. Likewise, if a dwarf fails at something, it can often be hard for them to get over to it, leading to everything from maudlin self-pity to self-destructive behavior, or simply blaming everyone for it, especially other races that are close enough to blame). Finally, dwarves are associated with [[Book_of_Grudges\|bearing grudges for a reason]].		Less universal failings include stubbornness, low self-esteem, hypocrisy and vindictiveness. Once a dwarf makes up his mind, he will rarely back down, sometimes well beyond the point of stupidity. Likewise, if a dwarf fails at something, it can often be hard for them to get over to it, leading to everything from maudlin self-pity to self-destructive behavior, or simply blaming everyone for it, especially other races that are close enough to blame). Finally, dwarves are associated with [[Book_of_Grudges\|bearing grudges for a reason]].

1d4chan>Fikilili: How could we not have that?

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How could we not have that?

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	[[Image:Tordek.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Fig. 1.1: A dwarf. Note the prominent beard, the ornate axe, and the helmet covering everything above the ears.]]		[[Image:Tordek.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Fig. 1.1: A dwarf. Note the prominent beard, the ornate axe, and the helmet covering everything above the ears.]]
	{{Topquote\|He has an accent."<br>"He likes beer."<br>"He worships Thor."<br>"And hates trees!"<br> "Can you tell me ''anything'' about him that differentiates him from '''every other dwarf?'''\|Conversation from The Order of the Stick}}		{{Topquote\|He has an accent."<br>"He likes beer."<br>"He worships Thor."<br>"And hates trees!"<br> "Can you tell me ''anything'' about him that differentiates him from '''every other dwarf?'''\|Conversation from The Order of the Stick}}
			{{topquote\|I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!<br>Diggy-diggy hole! Diggy-diggy hole!<br>I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!<br>Diggy-diggy hole! Digging a hole!\|Traditional dwarven chant}}
	A '''Dwarf''' (or more properly, '''Dorf''') is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and alcohol and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol. Even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before Mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples (although, given the liquor intake of the average dwarven mother, she probably lactates eggnog). They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress\|fortresses]]. Dwarf characters should have one or a combination of the words "beer", "beard", "bronze", "stone", "Urist", "Mc/Mac", "iron", "hammer", or "axe" in their names. A good example would be Hammer McShieldbearded. They are one of the most iconic non-human races in fantasy media, alongside their eternal rivals, the [[elf\|elves]]. Popularized by the works of [[J.R.R. Tolkien]] and [[Gary Gygax]], dwarves are fundamental to most fantasy games and have earned themselves a place of eternal love on [[/tg/]].		A '''Dwarf''' (or more properly, '''Dorf''') is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and alcohol and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol. Even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before Mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples (although, given the liquor intake of the average dwarven mother, she probably lactates eggnog). They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress\|fortresses]]. Dwarf characters should have one or a combination of the words "beer", "beard", "bronze", "stone", "Urist", "Mc/Mac", "iron", "hammer", or "axe" in their names. A good example would be Hammer McShieldbearded. They are one of the most iconic non-human races in fantasy media, alongside their eternal rivals, the [[elf\|elves]]. Popularized by the works of [[J.R.R. Tolkien]] and [[Gary Gygax]], dwarves are fundamental to most fantasy games and have earned themselves a place of eternal love on [[/tg/]].

2607:FB91:1A7D:1AE4:8CBD:231C:2ED6:E7FF: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	Dwarf_PF_2e.png\|Pathfinder 2e, playing it straight for once		Dwarf_PF_2e.png\|Pathfinder 2e, playing it straight for once
	Dwarf_Monk.png\|It's easy to reach your face once I've broken your balls and kneecaps, Manling!		Dwarf_Monk.png\|It's easy to reach your face once I've broken your balls and kneecaps, Manling!
	Nhalmika Ironsight.png		Nhalmika Ironsight.png\|Shortstack shotgun MILF, because why the hell ''not''?
	Stafinder Dwarf.png\|Starfinder, going Deep in the Galactic Rock		Stafinder Dwarf.png\|Starfinder, going Deep in the Galactic Rock
	SF Dwarf Teacher.png		SF Dwarf Teacher.png

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Robots

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	The [[Fiend Factory]] had the Grey Sqaargs, which may have evolved to the rune golems in [[Warhammer]]. The dwarves of [[Warlords of the Accordlands]] make [[gargoyle]]s. World of Warcraft and Dragon Age (yeah, we know, /v/, but both have /tg/ translations) also feature dwarven golems.		The [[Fiend Factory]] had the Grey Sqaargs, which may have evolved to the rune golems in [[Warhammer]]. The dwarves of [[Warlords of the Accordlands]] make [[gargoyle]]s. World of Warcraft and Dragon Age (yeah, we know, /v/, but both have /tg/ translations) also feature dwarven golems.

			[[Warhammer 40,000]] continues the trend, with the [[Leagues of Votann]] having both flesh-and-blood and [[Ironkin\|robot]] Kin living side-by-side.

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1d4chan>Stephenlucas600: /* Pathfinder */

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Pathfinder

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	{{Pathfinder-Races}}		{{Pathfinder-Races}}
	{{Starfinder-Races}}		{{Starfinder-Races}}

			==Starfinder==

	==4th Edition==		==4th Edition==

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	But this is /tg/, and fantasy has moved on. As editions have gone past, D&D dwarves have gotten hotter and sexier, their fembeard past consigned to [[Discworld\|one particular comic relief section of fantasy]] and the desks of the most hardcore [[grognard]]s, and /tg/ has slowly begun to open to the idea that dwarf women can be hot.		But this is /tg/, and fantasy has moved on. As editions have gone past, D&D dwarves have gotten hotter and sexier, their fembeard past consigned to [[Discworld\|one particular comic relief section of fantasy]] and the desks of the most hardcore [[grognard]]s, and /tg/ has slowly begun to open to the idea that dwarf women can be hot.

	The monstergirl dwarf typically fills what is called the [[shortstack]] niche; small yet truly curvaceous women (which was actually the canon direction D&D 4e took for them) who let their stature work ''for'' them in terms of being sexy. The modern iteration of the dwarf monstergirl often incorporates aspects of either the [[musclegirl]] (a strong yet sexy woman), the ladette (a hot woman who nonetheless acts like one of the guys), or both; the end result is a hard-playing hot woman who will sit on the couch with you, nestled neatly into your lap as she cheers on the wrestling or the monster trucks of whatever, eating spicy wings and chugging beer by the gallon, and who'll then drag you into bed and fuck you until the bed breaks afterwards, all whilst being the perfect height you can pick her up and carry her around. Or she can give you boobsex without even needing to bend down.		The monstergirl dwarf typically fills what is called the [[shortstack]] niche; small yet truly curvaceous women (which was actually the canon direction D&D 4e took for them) who let their stature work ''for'' them in terms of being sexy. The modern iteration of the dwarf monstergirl often incorporates aspects of either the [[musclegirl]] (a strong yet sexy woman), the ladette (a hot woman who nonetheless acts like one of the guys), or both; the end result is a hard-playing hot woman who will sit on the couch with you, nestled neatly into your lap as she cheers on the wrestling or the monster trucks of whatever, eating spicy wings and chugging beer by the gallon, and who'll then drag you into bed and fuck you until the bed breaks (then fixing it afterwards), all whilst being the perfect height you can pick her up and carry her around. Or she can give you boobsex without even needing to bend down.

	Or there's the Japanese take on the idea, where your female dwarf is a spunky, super-strong [[loli]] with an elaborately oversized hairdo, as seen in hentai like [[Queen's Blade]]. The [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]] infamously went this route for its dwarf mamono, creating one of the youngest-looking lolis in its archive until the even-more-controversial [[Slime\|Humpty Egg]] was released. The MGE Dwarf is a [[succubus]]-type mamono who specializes in applying its dexterous fingers to give absolutely incredible handjobs, although it relishes the chance to show off its [[goblin]]-like stretchiness by making even the biggest manhood disappear.		Or there's the Japanese take on the idea, where your female dwarf is a spunky, super-strong [[loli]] with an elaborately oversized hairdo, as seen in hentai like [[Queen's Blade]]. The [[Monster Girl Encyclopedia]] infamously went this route for its dwarf mamono, creating one of the youngest-looking lolis in its archive until the even-more-controversial [[Slime\|Humpty Egg]] was released. The MGE Dwarf is a [[succubus]]-type mamono who specializes in applying its dexterous fingers to give absolutely incredible handjobs, although it relishes the chance to show off its [[goblin]]-like stretchiness by making even the biggest manhood disappear.

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	{{Topquote\|He has an accent."<br>"He likes beer."<br>"He worships Thor."<br>"And hates trees!"<br> "Can you tell me ''anything'' about him that differentiates him from '''every other dwarf?'''\|Conversation from The Order of the Stick}}		{{Topquote\|He has an accent."<br>"He likes beer."<br>"He worships Thor."<br>"And hates trees!"<br> "Can you tell me ''anything'' about him that differentiates him from '''every other dwarf?'''\|Conversation from The Order of the Stick}}
			{{topquote\|I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!<br>Diggy-diggy hole! Diggy-diggy hole!<br>I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!<br>Diggy-diggy hole! Digging a hole!\|Traditional dwarven chant}}
	A '''Dwarf''' (or more properly, '''Dorf''') is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and alcohol and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol. Even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before Mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples (although, given the liquor intake of the average dwarven mother, she probably lactates eggnog). They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress\|fortresses]]. Dwarf characters should have one or a combination of the words "beer", "beard", "bronze", "stone", "Urist", "Mc/Mac", "iron", "hammer", or "axe" in their names. A good example would be Hammer McShieldbearded. They are one of the most iconic non-human races in fantasy media, alongside their eternal rivals, the [[elf\|elves]]. Popularized by the works of [[J.R.R. Tolkien]] and [[Gary Gygax]], dwarves are fundamental to most fantasy games and have earned themselves a place of eternal love on [[/tg/]].		A '''Dwarf''' (or more properly, '''Dorf''') is a short guy who is made of muscle and beard and alcohol and awesome. No member of dwarf society can function without alcohol. Even their infants are made to chug a whole keg of ale down before Mommy ever lets the baby near her nipples (although, given the liquor intake of the average dwarven mother, she probably lactates eggnog). They like to live in [[Dwarf Fortress\|fortresses]]. Dwarf characters should have one or a combination of the words "beer", "beard", "bronze", "stone", "Urist", "Mc/Mac", "iron", "hammer", or "axe" in their names. A good example would be Hammer McShieldbearded. They are one of the most iconic non-human races in fantasy media, alongside their eternal rivals, the [[elf\|elves]]. Popularized by the works of [[J.R.R. Tolkien]] and [[Gary Gygax]], dwarves are fundamental to most fantasy games and have earned themselves a place of eternal love on [[/tg/]].