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	[[~~Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy~~ Terra]]		#REDIRECT [[Terra]]
	[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside. Also the most lazily named planet other than our moon ([[Derp\|Called the moon]]) in the Solar system as well as also being inaccurate since most of the surface is water, might as well call it planet water.

	~~Mostly Harmless (if you're a human).~~

	~~==In [[Warhammer 40,000]]==~~
	In the grim darkness of the far future, Earth is known only as Terra or Holy Terra. It is still the homeworld of [[humanity]] and the capital of the [[Imperium of Man]], and location of the [[Golden Throne]] and the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]]. Pretty much the best place to be, unless you're some sort of heretic that doesn't like gold-plated everything.

	The single thrill of excitement the planet got was when [[Horus]] turned up in orbit. But instead of bringing potato salad for the annual family bbq, he brought a lot of PAIN and daddy issues to work out and promptly invaded the world in an attempt to end the Heresy one way or the other. Of course the game won't be what it is if he had just won there and then, so the Big E offed him and evaporated his soul right after sustaining near-mortal wounds.

	There is so much awesome shit on Holy Terra that most of the planet is practically a cross between a museum and an amusement park. Of course, grimdark means the lines are so long they're measured not in hours but in generations and by the time you would have reached the front of the queue the whole purpose of visiting might have completely been forgotten.

	Currently the [[Tyranid]] [[hive fleets]] are en route to Terra, drawn to the Emperor and his [[Astronomican\|psychic lighthouse]]. Like Horus, they will not be bringing a fruit basket to visit, though they are expecting one hell of feast when they arrive.

	~~'''The location of:'''~~
	* The Golden Throne
	* [[Bear Lore\|Bears]]
	* [[Astronomicon]] HQ
	* Enough bling to make Fort Knox look destitute
	* Ptera Squirrels (which are vicious and evil creatures)
	* Stonehenge ('tis a magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face)
	* A palace the size of Eurasia
	* Various palaces/domains/realms of dignitaries who pay a fortune per minute just to rent a bit of Terra's holy soil
	* Super Secret OMG-Don't-Tell-Anyone Inquisition HQ
	* The high temple of assassins (somewhere)
	* All the Custodes

	~~[[Image:Imperial_Palace_Terra.jpg\|frame\|center\|The Imperial Palace as shown in the 6th Edition rulebook. Made of blood, martyrs, epic win of galactical proportions and [[awesome]].]]~~

	~~[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Planets & Sectors~~]]

1d4chan>The Forgefather at 02:42, 8 February 2016

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	[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]		[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]
	[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside. Also the most lazily named planet other than our moon ([[Derp\|Called the moon]]) in the Solar system as well as also being inaccurate since most of the surface is water, might as well call it planet water.		[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside. Also the most lazily named planet other than our moon ([[Derp\|Called the moon]]) in the Solar system as well as also being inaccurate since most of the surface is water, might as well call it planet water.

	~~This page is not called "Terra" because [[Supernatural World War II]] used to link here. Someone should fix that (Who has the Emperor given power to).~~

	Mostly Harmless (if you're a human).		Mostly Harmless (if you're a human).

	==In [[Warhammer 40,000]]==		==In [[Warhammer 40,000]]==
	~~Since, apparently, everybody important speaks pseudo-Latin in~~ the future, Earth is known as Terra or Holy Terra. ~~Nevertheless, it~~ is still the homeworld of [[humanity]] and the capital of the [[Imperium of Man]], and location of the [[Golden Throne]] and the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]]. Pretty much the best place to be~~. Unless~~ you ~~don~~'t like gold-plated ~~slums that still have scars from the [[Horus Heresy]]. But it is ''really'' Holy~~.		In the grim darkness of the far future, Earth is known only as Terra or Holy Terra. It is still the homeworld of [[humanity]] and the capital of the [[Imperium of Man]], and location of the [[Golden Throne]] and the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]]. Pretty much the best place to be, unless you're some sort of heretic that doesn't like gold-plated everything.

	~~Speaking of the heresy, that was the~~ single thrill of excitement the planet got when [[Horus]] turned up in orbit ~~but~~ instead of bringing potato salad for the annual family bbq, he ~~bought~~ a lot of PAIN and daddy issues to work out and promptly invaded the world ~~with~~ the ~~selection of scum and villians he had gathered~~. Of course the game won't be what it is if he had just won there and then, so ~~GW overruled the Chaos Gods and allowed~~ the ~~Emperor to off Horus and allow 10,000 years of fuckery to begin~~ and ~~which world do you think has been at the centre of that fuckery? Yep you guessed~~ right.		The single thrill of excitement the planet got was when [[Horus]] turned up in orbit. But instead of bringing potato salad for the annual family bbq, he brought a lot of PAIN and daddy issues to work out and promptly invaded the world in an attempt to end the Heresy one way or the other. Of course the game won't be what it is if he had just won there and then, so the Big E offed him and evaporated his soul right after sustaining near-mortal wounds.

	There is so much awesome shit on Holy Terra that most of the planet is practically a cross between a museum and an amusement park. Of course, ~~since 40K is so Grimdark~~ the lines are so long they're measured not in hours but in generations and by the time you would have reached the front of the queue the whole purpose of visiting might have completely been forgotten.		There is so much awesome shit on Holy Terra that most of the planet is practically a cross between a museum and an amusement park. Of course, grimdark means the lines are so long they're measured not in hours but in generations and by the time you would have reached the front of the queue the whole purpose of visiting might have completely been forgotten.

	Currently the [[Tyranid]] [[hive fleets]] are en route to Terra, drawn to the Emperor and his [[Astronomican\|psychic lighthouse]]. Like Horus, they will not be bringing a fruit basket to visit.		Currently the [[Tyranid]] [[hive fleets]] are en route to Terra, drawn to the Emperor and his [[Astronomican\|psychic lighthouse]]. Like Horus, they will not be bringing a fruit basket to visit, though they are expecting one hell of feast when they arrive.

	'''The location of:'''		'''The location of:'''
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	* [[Bear Lore\|Bears]]		* [[Bear Lore\|Bears]]
	* [[Astronomicon]] HQ		* [[Astronomicon]] HQ
	* Enough bling to make ~~modern day America~~ look ~~poor~~		* Enough bling to make Fort Knox look destitute
	* Ptera Squirrels (which are vicious and evil creatures)		* Ptera Squirrels (which are vicious and evil creatures)
	* Stonehenge ('tis a magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face)		* Stonehenge ('tis a magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face)
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	* All the Custodes		* All the Custodes

	[[Image:Imperial_Palace_Terra.jpg\|frame\|center\|The Imperial Palace as shown in the 6th Edition rulebook. Made of blood, martyrs, epic win of galactical proportions and [[~~Awesome\|~~awesome]].]]		[[Image:Imperial_Palace_Terra.jpg\|frame\|center\|The Imperial Palace as shown in the 6th Edition rulebook. Made of blood, martyrs, epic win of galactical proportions and [[awesome]].]]

	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Planets & Sectors]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Planets & Sectors]]

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 03:49, 26 November 2015

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	[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]		[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]
	[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside.		[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside. Also the most lazily named planet other than our moon ([[Derp\|Called the moon]]) in the Solar system as well as also being inaccurate since most of the surface is water, might as well call it planet water.

	This page is not called "Terra" because [[Supernatural World War II]] used to link here. Someone should fix that (Who has the Emperor given power to).		This page is not called "Terra" because [[Supernatural World War II]] used to link here. Someone should fix that (Who has the Emperor given power to).

1d4chan>The Forgefather: /* In Warhammer 40,000 */

2015-11-25T20:03:47Z

In Warhammer 40,000

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	* [[Bear Lore\|Bears]]		* [[Bear Lore\|Bears]]
	* [[Astronomicon]] HQ		* [[Astronomicon]] HQ
	* Enough ~~binge~~ to make modern day America look poor		* Enough bling to make modern day America look poor
	* Ptera Squirrels (which are vicious and evil creatures)		* Ptera Squirrels (which are vicious and evil creatures)
	* Stonehenge ('tis a magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face)		* Stonehenge ('tis a magic place, where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face)
	* A palace the size of ~~<strike>Europe</strike>~~ Eurasia		* A palace the size of Eurasia
	* Various palaces/domains/realms of dignitaries who pay a fortune per minute just to rent a bit of Terra's holy soil		* Various palaces/domains/realms of dignitaries who pay a fortune per minute just to rent a bit of Terra's holy soil
	* Super Secret OMG-Don't-Tell-Anyone Inquisition HQ		* Super Secret OMG-Don't-Tell-Anyone Inquisition HQ

1d4chan>The Forgefather: /* In Warhammer 40,000 */

2015-11-25T20:02:49Z

In Warhammer 40,000

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	There is so much awesome shit on Holy Terra that most of the planet is practically a cross between a museum and an amusement park. Of course, since 40K is so Grimdark the lines are so long they're measured not in hours but in generations and by the time you would have reached the front of the queue the whole purpose of visiting might have completely been forgotten.		There is so much awesome shit on Holy Terra that most of the planet is practically a cross between a museum and an amusement park. Of course, since 40K is so Grimdark the lines are so long they're measured not in hours but in generations and by the time you would have reached the front of the queue the whole purpose of visiting might have completely been forgotten.

	Currently the [[Tyranid]] [[hive fleets]] on route to Terra ~~since~~ the Emperor and his ~~big flash light are so shiny they are like a~~ lighthouse ~~shining it's light for them to see~~. Like Horus, they will not be bringing a fruit basket to visit.		Currently the [[Tyranid]] [[hive fleets]] are en route to Terra, drawn to the Emperor and his [[Astronomican\|psychic lighthouse]]. Like Horus, they will not be bringing a fruit basket to visit.

	'''The location of:'''		'''The location of:'''

1d4chan>The Forgefather: /* In Warhammer 40,000 */

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	==In [[Warhammer 40,000]]==		==In [[Warhammer 40,000]]==
	Since, apparently, everybody important speaks Latin in the future, Earth is known as Terra or Holy Terra. Nevertheless, it is still the homeworld of [[humanity]] and the capital of the [[Imperium of Man]], and location of the [[Golden Throne]] and the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]]. Pretty much the best place to be. Unless you don't like gold-plated slums that still have scars from the [[Horus Heresy]]. But it is ''really'' Holy.		Since, apparently, everybody important speaks pseudo-Latin in the future, Earth is known as Terra or Holy Terra. Nevertheless, it is still the homeworld of [[humanity]] and the capital of the [[Imperium of Man]], and location of the [[Golden Throne]] and the [[God-Emperor of Mankind]]. Pretty much the best place to be. Unless you don't like gold-plated slums that still have scars from the [[Horus Heresy]]. But it is ''really'' Holy.

	Speaking of the heresy, that was the single thrill of excitement the planet got when [[Horus]] turned up in orbit but instead of bringing potato salad for the annual family bbq, he bought a lot of PAIN and daddy issues to work out and promptly invaded the world with the selection of scum and villians he had gathered. Of course the game won't be what it is if he had just won there and then, so GW overruled the Chaos Gods and allowed the Emperor to off Horus and allow 10,000 years of fuckery to begin and which world do you think has been at the centre of that fuckery? Yep you guessed right.		Speaking of the heresy, that was the single thrill of excitement the planet got when [[Horus]] turned up in orbit but instead of bringing potato salad for the annual family bbq, he bought a lot of PAIN and daddy issues to work out and promptly invaded the world with the selection of scum and villians he had gathered. Of course the game won't be what it is if he had just won there and then, so GW overruled the Chaos Gods and allowed the Emperor to off Horus and allow 10,000 years of fuckery to begin and which world do you think has been at the centre of that fuckery? Yep you guessed right.

71.47.208.127 at 18:40, 10 August 2015

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	[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]		[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]
	[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside.		[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside.

71.47.208.127 at 18:40, 10 August 2015

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	[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]		[[Image:189px-Terrashive.JPG\|frame\|Holy Terra]]
	[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside.		[[Humanity]]'s homeworld. Most likely the planet on which you currently reside.