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	Before their fall to Chaos, the Emperor's Children were exemplars of what it meant to be an Astartes and were initially drawn from the Terran noble families rather than the chaff of the hive cities. They were noble, strong, excelled in all matters and above all were loyal to the core. Interestingly, a sizeable number of recruits after Fulgrim was found came from far less aristocratic sources (one Marine mentions being one of many children born to an underhive prostitute). They weren't experts in any sort of warfare (if there was an especially tough fortress to crack the Lords of Terra would bring in the Imperial Fists and not the Emperor's Children, for example) but could do everything very well and constantly drove themselves to learn as much as they could. Naturally, they were hyper-competitive and as a way to entertain their notions of superiority, engaged in lengthy duels against other Astartes. This is how you get somebody like [[Lucius the Eternal\|good ole Lucy here!]]		Before their fall to Chaos, the Emperor's Children were exemplars of what it meant to be an Astartes and were initially drawn from the Terran noble families rather than the chaff of the hive cities. They were noble, strong, excelled in all matters and above all were loyal to the core. Interestingly, a sizeable number of recruits after Fulgrim was found came from far less aristocratic sources (one Marine mentions being one of many children born to an underhive prostitute). They weren't experts in any sort of warfare (if there was an especially tough fortress to crack the Lords of Terra would bring in the Imperial Fists and not the Emperor's Children, for example) but could do everything very well and constantly drove themselves to learn as much as they could. Naturally, they were hyper-competitive and as a way to entertain their notions of superiority, engaged in lengthy duels against other Astartes. This is how you get somebody like [[Lucius the Eternal\|good ole Lucy here!]]

	Unfortunately in the early Great Crusade their gene-seed suffered a form of [[AIDS\|Space-Cancer]] that caused their organs to develop tumours and shut down their bodies. It's thought that this was due to sabotage by the Selenar gene-cults of Luna, which is supported by the disappearance of gene-seed reserves last seen near Luna. In an effort to stem the tide they "[[~~derp~~\|mercifully]]" executed those who suffered the condition and destroyed them; by the time Fulgrim was discovered there was only a few hundred Astartes left in the "Legion". Also, Fulgrim's return did not actually cure the problem, but merely sidestepped the issue by allowing untainted new gene-seed to be produced. It's quite possible that [[Fabius Bile]] is the only sufferer remaining but he likely gets around the symptoms through [[Dark Eldar\|advanced medical sciences]], although even he has found that all that's done is stall for time.		Unfortunately in the early Great Crusade their gene-seed suffered a form of [[AIDS\|Space-Cancer]] that caused their organs to develop tumours and shut down their bodies. It's thought that this was due to sabotage by the Selenar gene-cults of Luna, which is supported by the disappearance of gene-seed reserves last seen near Luna. In an effort to stem the tide they "[[Blam\|mercifully]]" executed those who suffered the condition and destroyed them; by the time Fulgrim was discovered there was only a few hundred Astartes left in the "Legion". Also, Fulgrim's return did not actually cure the problem, but merely sidestepped the issue by allowing untainted new gene-seed to be produced. It's quite possible that [[Fabius Bile]] is the only sufferer remaining but he likely gets around the symptoms through [[Dark Eldar\|advanced medical sciences]], although even he has found that all that's done is stall for time.

	After finding Fulgrim, it is probably safe to assume that they were friends with the people of the Imperium and popular with other Legions. Firstly Fulgrim had a lot of friends among the Primarchs, most namely Ferrus Manus of the Iron Hands and Horus himself.''(The Emperor's Children are also battle-brothers with the Salamanders, but Vulkan is friends with everyone.)'' In addition the Legion was noble in conduct and aspect, a shining example to other Legions. Starting off from this high place, perhaps it is not a surprise that pride began to poison the noble heart of the Emperor's Children.		After finding Fulgrim, it is probably safe to assume that they were friends with the people of the Imperium and popular with other Legions. Firstly Fulgrim had a lot of friends among the Primarchs, most namely Ferrus Manus of the Iron Hands and Horus himself.''(The Emperor's Children are also battle-brothers with the Salamanders, but Vulkan is friends with everyone.)'' In addition the Legion was noble in conduct and aspect, a shining example to other Legions. Starting off from this high place, perhaps it is not a surprise that pride began to poison the noble heart of the Emperor's Children.

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	==Notable Members==		==Notable Members==
	*[[Fulgrim]]: Primarch of the legion, the Palatine Phoenix, the Illuminator, and bishie pretty-boy. Had an ego the size of a dwarf star and an obsessive need to be the best at everything all the time, which made him easy meat for Slaanesh after he [[Blood Ravens\|looted]] a daemon-possessed sword from a xenos temple. He scored the first primarch kill of the Heresy by decapitating his best bro Ferrus Manus at the Drop Site Massacre and had a brief moment of clarity that ended with his soul trapped in a cursed painting while the daemon in his sword puppeteered him around. He ~~ultimately~~ regained control of his body and became the first traitor primarch to ascend to daemonhood, beating even Lorgar and Angron to the punch. Nowadays he spends his time on his own personal pleasure planet, probably railing lines of warp dust off the stomachs of daemonette strippers while swimming in oceans of booze and listening to dubstep at max volume.		*[[Fulgrim]]: Primarch of the legion, the Palatine Phoenix, the Illuminator, and bishie pretty-boy. Had an ego the size of a dwarf star and an obsessive need to be the best at everything all the time, which made him easy meat for Slaanesh after he [[Blood Ravens\|looted]] a daemon-possessed sword from a xenos temple. He scored the first primarch kill of the Heresy by decapitating his best bro Ferrus Manus at the Drop Site Massacre and had a brief moment of clarity that ended with his soul trapped in a cursed painting while the daemon in his sword puppeteered him around. He somehow regained control of his body and became the first traitor primarch to ascend to daemonhood, beating even Lorgar and Angron to the punch. Nowadays he spends his time on his own personal pleasure planet, probably railing lines of warp dust off the stomachs of daemonette strippers while swimming in oceans of booze and listening to dubstep at max volume.
	*[[Lucius]]: ~~Colossal~~ narcissistic asshole and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. If anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body~~, leading~~ to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.		*[[Lucius]]: Former Thirteenth Captain of the Emperor's Children, colossal narcissistic asshole, and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. He got mad when Garviel Loken broke his nose and his win streak and fell to Slaanesh in his obsession with perfection. He was sent down to Istvaan III because he was best buds with Saul Tarvitz, but betrayed him and rejoined the legion because he was mad that everyone listened to Tarvitz instead of him. Is now a Chaos Champion of Slaanesh, and if anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body. This has led to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.
	*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.		*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.
	*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.		*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.
	* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.		* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.
	* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon~~, probably~~ while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"		* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
	* [[Saul Tarvitz]]: The First Loyalist, ~~Honor~~ of his Legion, Good Guy Greg, etc. ~~Was~~ the most bro-tier ~~Astartes~~ in the III Legion. Warned the loyalists on Istvaan III and Nathaniel Garro about the shitstorm that was headed their way and went down to lead the defense personally. Died in an epic last stand after holding the traitors off for several months.		* [[Saul Tarvitz]]: The First Loyalist, the Honour of his Legion, Good Guy Greg, etc. He was Tenth Captain of the Emperor's Children and easily the most bro-tier person in the III Legion. Stood out in the midst of his perfection-obsessed legion by virtue of the fact that he had found the place in which he was best fit to serve his primarch and the Emperor and did not aspire to anything else. Warned the loyalists on Istvaan III and Nathaniel Garro about the shitstorm that was headed their way and went down to lead the defense personally. Died in an epic last stand after holding the traitors off for several months.
	*[[Ancient Rylanor]]: Ancient of the Rites and the second most bro-tier Emperor's Child after Saul Tarvitz. Stayed loyal to the Imperium even after being entombed on Istvaan III for several millennia and metaphorically flipped Fulgrim the bird by setting off a virus bomb when Snakeboy showed up to try and recruit him back into the legion.		*[[Ancient Rylanor]]: Ancient of the Rites and the second most bro-tier Emperor's Child after Saul Tarvitz. Stayed loyal to the Imperium even after being entombed on Istvaan III for several millennia and metaphorically flipped Fulgrim the bird by setting off a virus bomb when Snakeboy showed up to try and recruit him back into the legion.

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	*[[Lucius]]: Colossal narcissistic asshole and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. If anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body, leading to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.		*[[Lucius]]: Colossal narcissistic asshole and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. If anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body, leading to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.
	*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.		*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.
	*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.		*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.
	* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.		* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.
	* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon, probably while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"		* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon, probably while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

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	==Notable Members==		==Notable Members==
	*[[Fulgrim]]: Primarch of the legion and bishie pretty-boy. Had an ego the size of a dwarf star and an obsessive need to be the best at everything all the time, which made him ~~pretty~~ easy meat for Slaanesh. ~~Ascended~~ to daemonhood ~~during~~ the ~~Heresy and nowadays~~ spends his time on his own personal pleasure planet, probably railing lines of warp dust off the stomachs of daemonette strippers while swimming in oceans of booze and listening to dubstep at max volume.		*[[Fulgrim]]: Primarch of the legion, the Palatine Phoenix, the Illuminator, and bishie pretty-boy. Had an ego the size of a dwarf star and an obsessive need to be the best at everything all the time, which made him easy meat for Slaanesh after he [[Blood Ravens\|looted]] a daemon-possessed sword from a xenos temple. He scored the first primarch kill of the Heresy by decapitating his best bro Ferrus Manus at the Drop Site Massacre and had a brief moment of clarity that ended with his soul trapped in a cursed painting while the daemon in his sword puppeteered him around. He ultimately regained control of his body and became the first traitor primarch to ascend to daemonhood, beating even Lorgar and Angron to the punch. Nowadays he spends his time on his own personal pleasure planet, probably railing lines of warp dust off the stomachs of daemonette strippers while swimming in oceans of booze and listening to dubstep at max volume.
	*[[Lucius]]: Colossal narcissistic asshole and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. If anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body, leading to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.		*[[Lucius]]: Colossal narcissistic asshole and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. If anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body, leading to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.
	*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.		*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus\|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.
	*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.		*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.
			* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.
			* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon, probably while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
	* [[Saul Tarvitz]]: The First Loyalist, Honor of his Legion, Good Guy Greg, etc. Was the most bro-tier Astartes in the III Legion. Warned the loyalists on Istvaan III and Nathaniel Garro about the shitstorm that was headed their way and went down to lead the defense personally. Died in an epic last stand after holding the traitors off for several months.		* [[Saul Tarvitz]]: The First Loyalist, Honor of his Legion, Good Guy Greg, etc. Was the most bro-tier Astartes in the III Legion. Warned the loyalists on Istvaan III and Nathaniel Garro about the shitstorm that was headed their way and went down to lead the defense personally. Died in an epic last stand after holding the traitors off for several months.
	*[[Ancient Rylanor]]: Ancient of the Rites and the second most bro-tier Emperor's Child after Saul Tarvitz. Stayed loyal to the Imperium even after being entombed on Istvaan III for several millennia and metaphorically flipped Fulgrim the bird by setting off a virus bomb when Snakeboy showed up to try and recruit him back into the legion.		*[[Ancient Rylanor]]: Ancient of the Rites and the second most bro-tier Emperor's Child after Saul Tarvitz. Stayed loyal to the Imperium even after being entombed on Istvaan III for several millennia and metaphorically flipped Fulgrim the bird by setting off a virus bomb when Snakeboy showed up to try and recruit him back into the legion.