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	# Roll around on the floor and spasm violently.		# Roll around on the floor and spasm violently.
	# Take a shower.		# Take a shower.
	# Punch ~~Lorgar in the face.~~		# Punch everyone else in the face.
	~~## Then punch~~ everyone else in the face.
	#Tell everyone to never ever ask stupid fucking questions ever again.		#Tell everyone to never ever ask stupid fucking questions ever again.
	# Eat breakfast.		# Eat breakfast.

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	# Fuck some sluts up		# Fuck some sluts up
	# Fuck some ca/tg/girls up		# Fuck some ca/tg/girls up
	# Firebomb /mlp/ Seriously, I ~~dont~~ fucking care about MLP but that board is pure NOPE.		# Firebomb /mlp/ Seriously, I don't fucking care about MLP but that board is pure NOPE.
	# Get some 'nids and let them rip those fucking PETA douche bags to fucking mincemeat.		# Get some 'nids and let them rip those fucking PETA douche bags to fucking mincemeat.
	# Fuck some more sluts up. Oh yeah.		# Fuck some more sluts up. Oh yeah.

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	==Rules for new entries==		==Rules for new entries==

	1: ~~Lurne hao too cspel~~. This is the Emperor's Sacred To-Do List, not the toilet paper roll of an illiterate [[Indrick Boreale\|five year old]].		1: Learn to spell. This is the Emperor's Sacred To-Do List, not the toilet paper roll of an illiterate [[Indrick Boreale\|five year old]].

	2: Keep crossovers to a minimum, ''especially'' dumb ones. Before you make it, ask yourself "can it be funny without referencing non-[[Warhammer]] stuff?" If the answer is yes, don't make the reference.		2: Keep crossovers to a minimum, ''especially'' dumb ones. Before you make it, ask yourself "can it be funny without referencing non-[[Warhammer]] stuff?" If the answer is yes, don't make the reference.

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	==Rules for new entries==		==Rules for new entries==

	1: ~~Learn to spell~~. This is the Emperor's Sacred To-Do List, not the toilet paper roll of an illiterate [[Indrick Boreale\|five year old]].		1: Lurne hao too cspel. This is the Emperor's Sacred To-Do List, not the toilet paper roll of an illiterate [[Indrick Boreale\|five year old]].

	2: Keep crossovers to a minimum, ''especially'' dumb ones. Before you make it, ask yourself "can it be funny without referencing non-[[Warhammer]] stuff?" If the answer is yes, don't make the reference.		2: Keep crossovers to a minimum, ''especially'' dumb ones. Before you make it, ask yourself "can it be funny without referencing non-[[Warhammer]] stuff?" If the answer is yes, don't make the reference.

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	~~# Scratch my nose.~~
	~~# Take a bath.~~
	# Scratch my everything.		# Scratch my everything.
			# Roll around on the floor and spasm violently.
			# Take a shower.
			# Punch Lorgar in the face.
			## Then punch everyone else in the face.
			#Tell everyone to never ever ask stupid fucking questions ever again.
	# Eat breakfast.		# Eat breakfast.
			#Swat the fucking mosquito that's been buzzing around the throne room and biting me for millenia without anyone noticing.
	# Find my ballpoint pen.		# Find my ballpoint pen.
	~~# Punch Lorgar in the face.~~
	~~## Then punch everyone else in the face.~~
	~~# Roll around on the floor.~~
	~~# Scream really loud.~~
	# Get some tacos.		# Get some tacos.
			#Crack back.
			#Crack knuckles.
			#Crack neck.
			#Crack Lorgar's neck.
	# Kill every single one of the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Because they deserve it.		# Kill every single one of the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Because they deserve it.
	# Look at this list and reorganize. Some items on the list are more important than others.		# Look at this list and reorganize. Some items on the list are more important than others.
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	## Don't be so picky with video game companies and start trying to work with developers who can get Warhammer's name some noteriety as a respectable franchise and not something whose liscenced games are B-grade.		## Don't be so picky with video game companies and start trying to work with developers who can get Warhammer's name some noteriety as a respectable franchise and not something whose liscenced games are B-grade.
	# Recognize /tg/ for its greatness.		# Recognize /tg/ for its greatness.
			#Weep solemnly over the mountain of parking tickets taped to my land raider.
			#Don't pay parking tickets.
	# Clone Creed <strike>and make him commander of everything</strike>-Scratch that, resurrect '''LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS''', make ''him'' commander of everything, and make Creed his second-in-command... of everything. Also, make the both of them into Primarchs for good measure		# Clone Creed <strike>and make him commander of everything</strike>-Scratch that, resurrect '''LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS''', make ''him'' commander of everything, and make Creed his second-in-command... of everything. Also, make the both of them into Primarchs for good measure
	# Find Dorn, and spank his ass until it is so red Magnus looks normal in comparison because his spiky Iron Halo popped my eye.		# Find Dorn, and spank his ass until it is so red Magnus looks normal in comparison because his spiky Iron Halo popped my eye.

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Gathering Storm Special List

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	#build space colony’s at terra language points to grow food and train Terran imperial guardsmen		#build space colony’s at terra language points to grow food and train Terran imperial guardsmen
	# become buddies and in-laws with yinned		# become buddies and in-laws with yinned
	# Find out who's putting all these typos in my list and throw them to Crotalids. They're trying to make me look stupid. <span style='color:blue;font-size:100%'><small>Heheheheh. [[Just as planned\|Just as planned...]]		# Find out who's putting all these typos in my list and throw them to Crotalids. They're trying to make me look stupid. <span style='color:blue;font-size:100%'><small>Heheheheh. [[Just as planned\|Just as planned...]]</small></span>
	# ride on the rogal dorn tank		# ride on the rogal dorn tank
	# posthumously promote macaraus to lord commander of imperial forces		# posthumously promote macaraus to lord commander of imperial forces

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