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	==Equivalents==		==Equivalents==
	For some reason the [[Lizardmen]] had one, which was stolen by the [[Skaven]] and then they contacted the [[Eldar]] with it. They were of course absolutely terrified by it, and decided to blow the whole city up to get rid of it.		For some reason the [[Lizardmen]] had one, which was stolen by the [[Skaven]] and then they contacted the [[Eldar]] with it. They were of course absolutely terrified by it, and decided to blow the whole city up to get rid of it.

	[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]		[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]

1d4chan>GreySeerCriak at 00:49, 2 December 2019

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	A new device that has enabled the ~~once~~ bitterly backstabbing race of [[Skaven]] in [[Warhammer Fantasy]] to communicate across long distances. The Farsqueaker is a creation of [[Clan Skryre]] which is, rather than a self-destructing Gatling gun or flamethrower, an invasive device that functions as a telephone.		A new device that has enabled the bitterly backstabbing race of [[Skaven]] in [[Warhammer Fantasy]] and [[Age of Sigmar]] to communicate across long distances. The Farsqueaker is a creation of [[Clan Skryre]] which is, rather than a self-destructing Gatling gun or flamethrower, an invasive device that functions as a telephone.

	==The Pitch==		==The Pitch==

1d4chan>Dies to Removal: /* Controversy */ formatting

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Controversy: formatting

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	==Controversy==		==Controversy==
	>"hey, tokens' stealer-thief! This squeaker doesn't work!"		>"hey, tokens' stealer-thief! This squeaker doesn't work!"
	>"of course it doesn't, silly-customer,you forgot to buy the batteries"
			>"of course it doesn't, silly-customer, you forgot to buy the batteries"

	>puts two green-coloured rocks inside the squeaker (actually a rat with a helmet on its head and a broken antenna on its tail) and wakes(turn on) the device		>puts two green-coloured rocks inside the squeaker (actually a rat with a helmet on its head and a broken antenna on its tail) and wakes(turn on) the device

	>"see it works now! Listen"		>"see it works now! Listen"

	>fake a call and gives the squeaker back		>fake a call and gives the squeaker back

	>"it's 2 tokens for tech support"		>"it's 2 tokens for tech support"

	>"t-thanks skryre"		>"t-thanks skryre"

	>clan skryre: we don't know how it works but we'll always* work it for you		>clan skryre: we don't know how it works but we'll always* work it for you

1d4chan>Emerald Claw: /* The Pitch */ I assume birther was supposed to mean female skaven.

2019-06-13T19:25:49Z

The Pitch: I assume birther was supposed to mean female skaven.

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	"Get a FARSQUEAKER!*"		"Get a FARSQUEAKER!*"

	"Want to reserve a place at the beautiful ass-ass of your local ~~Birther~~ without waiting in line like a slave while Blackrats laugh-laugh at you?"		"Want to reserve a place at the beautiful ass-ass of your local Breeder without waiting in line like a slave while Blackrats laugh-laugh at you?"
	"Do it with the FARSQUEAKER!*"		"Do it with the FARSQUEAKER!*"

61.6.235.247: /* Equivalents */ spelling

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Equivalents: spelling

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	==Equivalents==		==Equivalents==
	For some reason the [[Lizardmen]] had one, which was stolen by the [[Skaven]] and then they contacted the [[Eldar]] with it. They were of course ~~absoloutly~~ terrified by it, and decided to blow the whole city up to get rid of it.		For some reason the [[Lizardmen]] had one, which was stolen by the [[Skaven]] and then they contacted the [[Eldar]] with it. They were of course absolutely terrified by it, and decided to blow the whole city up to get rid of it.

	[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]		[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]

195.194.57.211 at 13:26, 10 March 2017

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	>"t-thanks skryre"		>"t-thanks skryre"
	>clan skryre: we don't know how it works but we'll always* work it for you		>clan skryre: we don't know how it works but we'll always* work it for you

			==Equivalents==
			For some reason the [[Lizardmen]] had one, which was stolen by the [[Skaven]] and then they contacted the [[Eldar]] with it. They were of course absoloutly terrified by it, and decided to blow the whole city up to get rid of it.

	[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]		[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]

1d4chan>Thannak: Will format "controversy" later.

2014-09-04T21:07:09Z

Will format "controversy" later.

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A new device that has enabled the once bitterly backstabbing race of [[Skaven]] in [[Warhammer Fantasy]] to communicate across long distances. The Farsqueaker is a creation of [[Clan Skryre]] which is, rather than a self-destructing Gatling gun or flamethrower, an invasive device that functions as a telephone.

==The Pitch==
"Do you want to order pestilens' new Tilean-flavoured pizza without getting killed by Rat-hounds on the way?"
"With the FARSQUEAKER you can!*"

"Want to know who your traitorous spies are spying on without getting too close to the spies that are obviously after your tail-tail?"
"Get a FARSQUEAKER!*"

"Want to reserve a place at the beautiful ass-ass of your local Birther without waiting in line like a slave while Blackrats laugh-laugh at you?"
"Do it with the FARSQUEAKER!*"

"Are you a rich-rich Skaven? Of course you aren't, and that's why we of the greatest clan, Clan Skryre of course, made this portent of technology refined for our customers different needs-needs. You don't have two whole ears after all, remember? You're poor! So why pay for both when we can offer at 1.5 slave tokens more-more our special 1 1/2 device for your whole and half-chewed ears? You'll be the most spiffy-spiffy Clanrat in your tunnel!"

"Remember to scratch a line on our tunnel-channel: skryrules.dig."

*Results may vary. If your remaining ear gets big and rots away while using this device, blame [[Clan Moulder]]! It's totally those guys' fault-fault!

==Controversy==
>"hey, tokens' stealer-thief! This squeaker doesn't work!"
>"of course it doesn't, silly-customer,you forgot to buy the batteries"
>puts two green-coloured rocks inside the squeaker (actually a rat with a helmet on its head and a broken antenna on its tail) and wakes(turn on) the device
>"see it works now! Listen"
>fake a call and gives the squeaker back
>"it's 2 tokens for tech support"
>"t-thanks skryre"
>clan skryre: we don't know how it works but we'll always* work it for you
[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Skaven]]