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	*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Formerly the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias originally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. Or maybe he just slipped on a banana peel and fell down an elevator shaft. Eh, it’s more likely. So he's now listed as KIA.		*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Formerly the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias originally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. Or maybe he just slipped on a banana peel and fell down an elevator shaft. Eh, it’s more likely. So he's now listed as KIA.

	*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet. She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a ~~Deamonnet~~ but would likely be better suited being a ~~Demon~~ of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria		*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet. She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Daemonette but would likely be better suited being a Daemon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria

	=Mission Log=		=Mission Log=

1d4chan>The Magos QM at 02:21, 20 May 2018

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	Each thread typically starts with <strike>Commissar Knochenmus</strike> <strike>Colonel Matthias</strike> whoever is available bringing together the regiment, under the premise of something happening, before quickly divulging into utter Chaos and heresy.		Each thread typically starts with <strike>Commissar Knochenmus</strike> <strike>Colonel Matthias</strike> whoever is available bringing together the regiment, under the premise of something happening, before quickly divulging into utter Chaos and heresy.

			FKI has been semi-resurrected in the [[Penal Regiment]] threads on /qst/

	==Characters==		==Characters==

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	~~{{editwar}}~~
	'''Field Kit Inspection''' is a bout of autistic crack-infused roleplay that follows the near-heretical misadventures of the almost always loyal "Unknown Regiment" and its efforts to destroy the enemies of Mankind, in the grim-darkness of the far future.		'''Field Kit Inspection''' is a bout of autistic crack-infused roleplay that follows the near-heretical misadventures of the almost always loyal "Unknown Regiment" and its efforts to destroy the enemies of Mankind, in the grim-darkness of the far future.
	[[Image:fieldkitinspection.jpg\|frame\|An average inspection, pictured moments before going horribly wrong.]]		[[Image:fieldkitinspection.jpg\|frame\|An average inspection, pictured moments before going horribly wrong.]]

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	*'''Sergeant Wolfe''' Having not risen to prominence until recently, Wolfe began seemingly only existing as a mere Conscript, however, despite the low life expectancy of his rank, rose above to Sergeant due to acts of Valor, potential for command, and risking his life for his fellow Guardsmen. Close friends with Sergeant van Kleez, he seems to be the only one to treat him decently. Oddly, he never seems to speak unless it is important. When he does, however, people tend to <strike>sometimes</strike> listen. Ended up committing suicide. Likely due to an undiagnosed mental illness.		*'''Sergeant Wolfe''' Having not risen to prominence until recently, Wolfe began seemingly only existing as a mere Conscript, however, despite the low life expectancy of his rank, rose above to Sergeant due to acts of Valor, potential for command, and risking his life for his fellow Guardsmen. Close friends with Sergeant van Kleez, he seems to be the only one to treat him decently. Oddly, he never seems to speak unless it is important. When he does, however, people tend to <strike>sometimes</strike> listen. Ended up committing suicide. Likely due to an undiagnosed mental illness.

	*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' ~~Currently~~ the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias ~~formally~~ started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. So he's now listed as KIA.		*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Formerly the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias originally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. Or maybe he just slipped on a banana peel and fell down an elevator shaft. Eh, it’s more likely. So he's now listed as KIA.

	*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet. She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Deamonnet but would likely be better suited being a Demon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria		*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet. She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Deamonnet but would likely be better suited being a Demon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria

1d4chan>SpicyFruitcake at 21:42, 19 November 2017

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	! '''Name:'''\|\| Pts \|\| M \|\| WS \|\| BS \|\| S \|\| T \|\| W \|\| A \|\| Ld \|\| Sv		! '''Name:'''\|\| Pts \|\| M \|\| WS \|\| BS \|\| S \|\| T \|\| W \|\| A \|\| Ld \|\| Sv
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	*'''Sergeant van Kleez''' Vox operator for the Commissar's unit, Van Kleez was assigned to the regiment after being 'promoted' from his posting on Armageddon with the Savlar Chem-Dogs. He's long since stopped trying to understand what various heretical, chaotic and/or xenos bullshit is going on within the unit, and spends a large proportion of his time off his tits on whatever substances happen to be to hand. He's never seen without his bulky respirator, which is dotted with a number of ports and intakes to better allow him to consume various chemicals. He was recently awarded the Eagle Ordinary, which he probably didn't deserve. Due to a strange twist of fate, he is one of the finest non-Astartes swordsmen in the Imperium, following private tuition from a certain Primarch.		*'''Company Sergeant Major van Kleez''' Vox operator for the Commissar's unit, Van Kleez was assigned to the regiment after being 'promoted' from his posting on Armageddon with the Savlar Chem-Dogs. He's long since stopped trying to understand what various heretical, chaotic and/or xenos bullshit is going on within the unit, and spends a large proportion of his time off his tits on whatever substances happen to be to hand. He's never seen without his bulky respirator, which is dotted with a number of ports and intakes to better allow him to consume various chemicals. He was recently awarded the Eagle Ordinary, which he probably didn't deserve. Due to a strange twist of fate, he is one of the finest non-Astartes swordsmen in the Imperium, following private tuition from a certain Primarch.
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1d4chan>Pancakimus at 17:34, 19 November 2017

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	*'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword. Recently got a heavy bolter and a modified, black penitent engine, which can support his weight, has frontal armour and doesn't cause suffering		*'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword. Recently got a heavy bolter and a modified, black penitent engine, which can support his weight, has frontal armour and doesn't cause suffering

	*'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is. He~~'s also~~ a Macharius Vanquisher ~~now~~, with a crew of fellow cripples		*'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is. He now commands a Macharius Vanquisher, with a crew of fellow cripples

	[[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|Right\|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]]		[[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|Right\|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]]

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	*'''Fulgrim''' Papa Fulgrim is the last known operating loyalist primarch and he is one of the most incredible being to ever exist. Fulgrim is most noted for teaching Van Kleez how to properly use a sword, elevating him to become one of the greatest swordsmen in the entire galaxy. Keeps on calling him 'son', to his slight discomfort.		*'''Fulgrim''' Papa Fulgrim is the last known operating loyalist primarch and he is one of the most incredible being to ever exist. Fulgrim is most noted for teaching Van Kleez how to properly use a sword, elevating him to become one of the greatest swordsmen in the entire galaxy. Keeps on calling him 'son', to his slight discomfort.

	*'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword)		*'''Jefferson''' An ex-pianist-turned grotesque by the dark eldar haemonculi named Renfar. Joined the regiment when they went to a mission ot get some fuel from the station(They failed)as he was stuck there in a cage as a sort of joke. Dreams of once again pursuing his career and becoming a galaxy-renowned pianist. Joined the regiment officialy as an Ogryn Bone'ed. Recently found a piano and is starting to practice again. Recently got a new "cleaver"(Necron Hyperphase Sword. Recently got a heavy bolter and a modified, black penitent engine, which can support his weight, has frontal armour and doesn't cause suffering

	*'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is.		*'''Joannes Valern''' A mysterious Leper with a giant broken sword and a slightly miserable or maybe edgy look on life. He's basically a Leper from darkest dungeon rip off. Recently gained a squad of sickly conscripts armed with sticks who are about as depressing as he is. He's also a Macharius Vanquisher now, with a crew of fellow cripples

	[[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|Right\|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]]		[[File: Magos Luciena Valance.jpg\|120px\|thumb\|Right\|Don't let the picture fool you, This bitch has the female equivalent of a hard-on when it comes to launching Deathstrikes at her allies]]
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	*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Currently the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias formally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. So he's now listed as KIA.		*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Currently the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias formally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. So he's now listed as KIA.

			*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet. She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Deamonnet but would likely be better suited being a Demon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria

	=Mission Log=		=Mission Log=