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	Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. This was not Scott McNeil's [[Vance Stubbs\|finest work]]. He gets ''slightly'' less stupid if you play as him, but only because playable Carron is out hunting skulls while enemy Carron thinks the best way to worship Khorne is to [[Fail\|hide behind a shield]]. Yes, he spends the entire stronghold mission ''hiding'' while trying to sing praises to Khorne. Like we said, goddamn moron.		Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. This was not Scott McNeil's [[Vance Stubbs\|finest work]]. He gets ''slightly'' less stupid if you play as him, but only because playable Carron is out hunting skulls while enemy Carron thinks the best way to worship Khorne is to [[Fail\|hide behind a shield]]. Yes, he spends the entire stronghold mission ''hiding'' while trying to sing praises to Khorne. Like we said, goddamn moron.

	Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.		Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.

	[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.		[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.

	==Rhinos...==		==Rhinos...==

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	Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.		Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.

	[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet~~. Maybe they've never actually met before, and Tahril is simply making the assumption based on some wildly inaccurate rumors he overheard~~. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.		[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.

	==Rhinos...==		==Rhinos...==

71.30.249.234: Metal bawxes

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Metal bawxes

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	==METAL BAWXES!==		==METAL BAWXES!==

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

1d4chan>BigEisBackBois at 13:13, 21 September 2021

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	{{topquote\|Our enemies hide in ~~MEHTAL~~ BAWKSES, teh ~~cowareds~~, ~~the~~ fewls!...we should take away their MEHTAL BAWKSES\|You know who}}		{{topquote\|Look, Rhinos! '''RHHIIINNNOOOOSSS!''' Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, teh cowards, teh fewls!... ''asthma'' we should take away their MEHTAL BAWKSES\|You know who}}
	'''Lord Firaeveus Carron''' is a [[Chaos Lord]] that <s>favored [[Khorne]] (much to the latter's eternal embarrassment)</s> followed Chaos Undivided with heavy leanings towards a Lesser Deity of Chaos known as the Box God (to whom he would offer the metal boxes of his enemies in tribute), featured in [[Dawn of War]]: Soulstorm, where he led the [[Alpha Legion]] (much to their everlasting shame, they have disavowed him ever since) on Kaurava.		'''Lord Firaeveus Carron''' is a [[Chaos Lord]] that <s>favored [[Khorne]] (much to the latter's eternal embarrassment)</s> followed Chaos Undivided with heavy leanings towards a Lesser Deity of Chaos known as the Box God (to whom he would offer the metal boxes of his enemies in tribute), featured in [[Dawn of War]]: Soulstorm, where he led the [[Alpha Legion]] (much to their everlasting shame, they have disavowed him ever since) on Kaurava.

1d4chan>Tsabo7: /* TIGHT METAL BAWKS! */

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TIGHT METAL BAWKS!

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	Carron's lucidity ebbs and flows on the tides of his shattered sanity, sometimes, he realizes that he has been trapped inside of a tight metal box. If at any time during your turn Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers, or if you begin your turn when Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers; then clear all Crazed Markers and roll 2d6:		Carron's lucidity ebbs and flows on the tides of his shattered sanity, sometimes, he realizes that he has been trapped inside of a tight metal box. If at any time during your turn Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers, or if you begin your turn when Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers; then clear all Crazed Markers and roll 2d6:
	*If the result is 2-3; Carron the Damned's fragile mental state snaps within the confines of the TIGHT METAL BOX he is entombed in. Sobbing and blubbering, Carron lashes out all units within 3" of him, resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against them at 3WS. If there are no units in range, then roll 1d2; on a 1, resolve an attack from one of Carron's melee weapons against himself using his Front AV value, this attack does not automatically hit to represent the wild and despairing flailing of Carron; on a 2, Carron moves 2d6" towards the nearest building or piece of obscuring cover that will obscure him from the view of both allied and enemy units in his current line of sight, Carron will move in as straight of a line as possible to the destination, even through other pieces of obscuring cover or the walls of the building, if he does so, then destroy the pieces of cover or resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against the building before placing him at the destination.		*If the result is 2-3; Carron the Damned's fragile mental state snaps within the confines of the TIGHT METAL BOX he is entombed in. Sobbing and blubbering, Carron lashes out all units within 3" of him, resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against them at 3WS. If there are no units in range, then roll 1d2; on a 1, resolve an attack from one of Carron's melee weapons against himself using his Front AV value, this attack does not automatically hit to represent the wild and despairing flailing of Carron, if Carron has more than one melee weapon, then randomly choose which one to be used; on a 2, Carron moves 2d6" towards the nearest building or piece of obscuring cover that will obscure him from the view of both allied and enemy units in his current line of sight, Carron will move in as straight of a line as possible to the destination, even through other pieces of obscuring cover or the walls of the building, if he does so, then destroy the pieces of cover or resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against the building before placing him at the destination.
	*If the result is 4-11; Carron remains marginally stable. Gain 1 Crazed Marker and resume the phase as normal.		*If the result is 4-11; Carron remains marginally stable. Gain 1 Crazed Marker and resume the phase as normal.
	*If the result is 12; Carron's little remaining sanity dissolves into [[Meme\|a momentary madness, it is a good pain.]] Carron then gains -1WS, +2A, and fleet. These bonuses lasts for 2 turns or until Carron successfully eliminates a unit in assault. Carron may not gain Crazed Markers while these bonuses are in effect.		*If the result is 12; Carron's little remaining sanity dissolves into [[Meme\|a momentary madness, it is a good pain.]] Carron then gains -1WS, +2A, and fleet. These bonuses lasts for 2 turns or until Carron successfully eliminates a unit in assault. Carron may not gain Crazed Markers while these bonuses are in effect.

1d4chan>Tsabo7: Helbrute Carron homebrew for 7th edition added

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	''NOTE: The "Fearless" and "Champion of Chaos" special rules that would be found in the profiles for regular Chaos Lords have been deliberately omitted from the rules for Firaeveus Carron, as he is neither fearless nor a very worthy champion.''		''NOTE: The "Fearless" and "Champion of Chaos" special rules that would be found in the profiles for regular Chaos Lords have been deliberately omitted from the rules for Firaeveus Carron, as he is neither fearless nor a very worthy champion.''

			==Codex: Carron the Damned==
			After the circumstances of the [[Kaurava System\|Kaurava]] conflict's [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|ending]] were explored further, GW has released an alternative set of rules for those who wish to forge a narrative wherein Firaeveus Carron was defeated, but managed to live past his canonical defeat... for a certain manner of [[Helbrute\|"living".]]

			{\| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="left"
			! 7th Edition \|\| Pts \|\| WS \|\| BS \|\| S \|\| Front \|\| Side \|\| Rear \|\| I \|\| A \|\| HP \|\| Unit Type
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			\| '''Carron the Damned:''' \|\| 200 \|\| 6 \|\| 4 \|\| 7 \|\| 13 \|\| 12 \|\| 10 \|\| 4 \|\| 6 \|\| 3 \|\| Vehicle (Walker, Character)
			\|}<br><br><br><br>

			Wargear: Power fist, Multi-melta. Carron the Damned may replace or upgrade any of his weapons with the standard options available to a [[Helbrute]]. Carron the Damned may take Extra Vehicle Armor (10 pts) or Dedication to Khorne (20 pts). You may not designate Carron the Damned as your Warlord. Carron the Damned may not embark any Transports while in play, but may take a Chaos Dreadclaw Drop Pod as a Dedicated Transport.

			====Special Rules====

			===Crazed===
			As per the rules for a standard Helbrute.

			===Rhinos....RHIIIINOOOOS!===
			Even in death Carron's hatred of Rhinos still burns. Whenever Carron charges any Rhino-based vehicle ([[Rhino Transport]]s, [[Predator Tank]]s, [[Whirlwind Artillery Tank]]s, [[Razorback]]s, and [[Vindicator]]s. Loyalist or Traitor.) he will attack with the Smash special rule and automatically inflicts a "Crew Stunned" result once he reaches base contact with the vehicle that cannot be negated or re-rolled, regardless of the charged vehicle's abilities to do so. Furthermore, Carron's imprisonment in his [[Dawn of War 2\|TIGHT METAL BOX]] has only inflamed his hatred to near apoplectic levels. At the start of your movement, shooting, and assault phases; if Carron has line of sight to a Rhino-based vehicle within 9" of him, and if he does not respectively move towards, shoot, or fight or declare a charge against the vehicle, then Carron gains a Crazed Marker. In addition, subtract 1 from all Crazed and TIGHT METAL BAWKS! rolls until the end of your next turn, this effect can stack. In the event of multiple Rhino-based vehicles within 9", then Carron gains the Furious Charge rule and must declare a charge against the closest Rhino-based vehicle if able.

			===METAL BAWKSES!===
			Carron has such a certain disdain for any kind of MEHTAL BAWKS that it leads him to violently charge them whenever he gets the chance, and his entombment has only worsened this mania. Whenever he charges any non-Rhino vehicle, the charged vehicle suffers from "Crew Shaken". Furthermore, at the start of your movement, shooting, and assault phases; if Carron has line of sight to a non-Rhino-based vehicle within 9" of him, and if he does not respectively move towards, shoot, or fight or declare a charge against the vehicle, then Carron gains a Crazed Marker. In addition, shooting attacks not directed towards the vehicle suffer -1 to hit. In the event of multiple non-Rhino vehicles within 9", then you may choose which vehicle counts for the resolution of this rule.

			===TIGHT METAL BAWKS!===
			Carron's lucidity ebbs and flows on the tides of his shattered sanity, sometimes, he realizes that he has been trapped inside of a tight metal box. If at any time during your turn Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers, or if you begin your turn when Carron the Damned has 2+ Crazed Markers; then clear all Crazed Markers and roll 2d6:
			*If the result is 2-3; Carron the Damned's fragile mental state snaps within the confines of the TIGHT METAL BOX he is entombed in. Sobbing and blubbering, Carron lashes out all units within 3" of him, resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against them at 3WS. If there are no units in range, then roll 1d2; on a 1, resolve an attack from one of Carron's melee weapons against himself using his Front AV value, this attack does not automatically hit to represent the wild and despairing flailing of Carron; on a 2, Carron moves 2d6" towards the nearest building or piece of obscuring cover that will obscure him from the view of both allied and enemy units in his current line of sight, Carron will move in as straight of a line as possible to the destination, even through other pieces of obscuring cover or the walls of the building, if he does so, then destroy the pieces of cover or resolve an attack from each of his melee weapons against the building before placing him at the destination.
			*If the result is 4-11; Carron remains marginally stable. Gain 1 Crazed Marker and resume the phase as normal.
			*If the result is 12; Carron's little remaining sanity dissolves into [[Meme\|a momentary madness, it is a good pain.]] Carron then gains -1WS, +2A, and fleet. These bonuses lasts for 2 turns or until Carron successfully eliminates a unit in assault. Carron may not gain Crazed Markers while these bonuses are in effect.
			If Carron departed a transport at any time, then Carron must immediately roll on this table. If you roll on this table then you may not make any Crazed Rolls until the beginning of your next turn.

			===[[Metal Gear\|Alpharius! You can't do that! You'll create a time paradox!]]===
			If Carron the Damned is in your Detachment or Formation, you may not take Firaeveus Carron in the same Detachment, Formation, or any other allied Detachments or Formations.


	==Writefaggatory==		==Writefaggatory==

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	Like most of the Chaos Lords featured in Dawn of War (Minus Eliphas of course), he was immortalized by his awkward language and epic statement: [[METAL BOXES\|METAL BAWKSES]]! He says this particular line if he should ever attack the [[Blood Ravens]]' stronghold and when they start to send [[Rhino Transport]]s, and didn't even seem aware that Chaos Marines also use them. The very sight of them sends Carron flying into a rage where he loudly rants about them. He also appears to suffer from a form of space asthma, considering he takes his time and gasps loudly whenever he starts getting angry while speaking. And despite being part of Chaos Undivided, the Warp Storm has driven him and his men to complete lunacy ([[Cornholio the Cultist\|THHHEEEEYYY COOOMMMMEEEE!!!!]]) when whatever force came knocking at his door, and he makes the fatal mistake of worshiping Khorne not through battle but constructing temples in his name (which, at one point, he comes pretty close to crying about when you manage to break a few).		Like most of the Chaos Lords featured in Dawn of War (Minus Eliphas of course), he was immortalized by his awkward language and epic statement: [[METAL BOXES\|METAL BAWKSES]]! He says this particular line if he should ever attack the [[Blood Ravens]]' stronghold and when they start to send [[Rhino Transport]]s, and didn't even seem aware that Chaos Marines also use them. The very sight of them sends Carron flying into a rage where he loudly rants about them. He also appears to suffer from a form of space asthma, considering he takes his time and gasps loudly whenever he starts getting angry while speaking. And despite being part of Chaos Undivided, the Warp Storm has driven him and his men to complete lunacy ([[Cornholio the Cultist\|THHHEEEEYYY COOOMMMMEEEE!!!!]]) when whatever force came knocking at his door, and he makes the fatal mistake of worshiping Khorne not through battle but constructing temples in his name (which, at one point, he comes pretty close to crying about when you manage to break a few).

	Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.		Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. This was not Scott McNeil's [[Vance Stubbs\|finest work]]. He gets ''slightly'' less stupid if you play as him, but only because playable Carron is out hunting skulls while enemy Carron thinks the best way to worship Khorne is to [[Fail\|hide behind a shield]]. Yes, he spends the entire stronghold mission ''hiding'' while trying to sing praises to Khorne. Like we said, goddamn moron.

			Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.

	[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. Maybe they've never actually met before, and Tahril is simply making the assumption based on some wildly inaccurate rumors he overheard. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.		[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. Maybe they've never actually met before, and Tahril is simply making the assumption based on some wildly inaccurate rumors he overheard. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.

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	Like most of the Chaos Lords featured in Dawn of War (Minus Eliphas of course), he was immortalized by his awkward language and epic statement: [[METAL BOXES\|METAL BAWKSES]]! He says this particular line if he should ever attack the [[Blood Ravens]]' stronghold and when they start to send [[Rhino Transport]]s, and didn't even seem aware that Chaos Marines also use them. The very sight of them sends Carron flying into a rage where he loudly rants about them. He also appears to suffer from a form of space asthma, considering he takes his time and gasps loudly whenever he starts getting angry while speaking. And despite being part of Chaos Undivided, the Warp Storm has driven him and his men to complete lunacy ([[Cornholio the Cultist\|THHHEEEEYYY COOOMMMMEEEE!!!!]]) when whatever force came knocking at his door, and he makes the fatal mistake of worshiping Khorne not through battle but constructing temples in his name (which, at one point, he comes pretty close to crying about when you manage to break a few).		Like most of the Chaos Lords featured in Dawn of War (Minus Eliphas of course), he was immortalized by his awkward language and epic statement: [[METAL BOXES\|METAL BAWKSES]]! He says this particular line if he should ever attack the [[Blood Ravens]]' stronghold and when they start to send [[Rhino Transport]]s, and didn't even seem aware that Chaos Marines also use them. The very sight of them sends Carron flying into a rage where he loudly rants about them. He also appears to suffer from a form of space asthma, considering he takes his time and gasps loudly whenever he starts getting angry while speaking. And despite being part of Chaos Undivided, the Warp Storm has driven him and his men to complete lunacy ([[Cornholio the Cultist\|THHHEEEEYYY COOOMMMMEEEE!!!!]]) when whatever force came knocking at his door, and he makes the fatal mistake of worshiping Khorne not through battle but constructing temples in his name (which, at one point, he comes pretty close to crying about when you manage to break a few).

	Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.		Put simply, he's an idiot, probably the dumbest Chaos Marine to ever live (not even Khorne can help his sorry ass, despite the fact that he [[Blood Ravens\|acquired]] a Khornate chainaxe), and the voice acting for him ranges from so bad it's good to being painful to the ears. This was not Scott McNeil's [[Vance Stubbs\|finest work]]. He gets ''slightly'' less stupid if you play as him, but only because playable Carron is out hunting skulls while enemy Carron thinks the best way to worship Khorne is to [[Fail\|hide behind a shield]]. Yes, he spends the entire stronghold mission ''hiding'' while trying to sing praises to Khorne. Like we said, goddamn moron.

			Also if you should be winning in the mission against his stronghold, he starts to panic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU and then flies into one of the funniest despairing rages ever] as he flees while his forces are being gunned down (even with the fricking cultists still holding their ground), only for him to still be caught by the enemy commander and cut down in a one to one duel - [[FAIL\|(that's right this supposedly deadly chaos marine lord could be outfought in a duel by the tau commander, known for their lack of close combat skills).]] Seeing him turned into a whipped whiner would make poor Eliphas cringe in shame. Canonically, given that Gorgutz was the conqueror of Kaurava he died running away from a charging Ork horde tearing through his remaining marines, cultists, and daemons while crying about flowers only for Gorgutz to prevent him from escaping by beating him to death and tearing off his head for his bosspole. So rather like Crull did, though at least Crull at least was actively looking for a fight with Gorgutz after his whole army was destroyed and was screaming threats before he got krumped; not blubbering like a baby while trying to flee like a coward and abandoning his soldiers to their deaths.

	[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. Maybe they've never actually met before, and Tahril is simply making the assumption based on some wildly inaccurate rumors he overheard. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.		[[Archon Tahril\|He manages to make others stupider by mere association.]] Tahril considers Carron to be one of the two smart enemies he faces, which automatically makes him an even bigger idiot...maybe. Perhaps it's because Carron might be the one of the few people to find where his stronghold is on the moon of Kaurava IV since Carron's stronghold is on that same planet. Maybe they've never actually met before, and Tahril is simply making the assumption based on some wildly inaccurate rumors he overheard. He still overestimates Carron's competence as a commander.