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	'''General Sturnn''' AKA Grit Incarnate or Grit made Manifest, is the commander of the Cadian 412th Regiment in the [[Dawn_of_War#Winter Assault\|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]] game.		'''General Sturnn''' AKA Grit Incarnate or Grit made Manifest, is the commander of the Cadian 412th Regiment in the [[Dawn_of_War#Winter Assault\|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]] game.

	Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.		Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.

	The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).
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	However, the [[Fantasy Flight Games\|FFG]] [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' '''HERESY!!! AND DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?'''}}		However, the [[Fantasy Flight Games\|FFG]] [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' '''HERESY!!! AND DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?'''}}

	Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides liberating the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?		Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides liberating the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?

	Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any such notions are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].		Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any such notions are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].

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	Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.		Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.

	The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].

1d4chan>Tsabo7 at 08:49, 27 August 2021

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	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

	Sadly, he did not make it to [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade\|Dawn of War: Dark Crusade]], being replaced by some [[~~General Lucas~~ Alexander\|snot-nosed Boy-General]], who laughably tried to imitate his grittiness by finding '''A SINGLE ARM OF SOME RANDOM TITAN WHICH WAS JUST LYING 5 FEET FROM HIS SUPER SECURE AND OUT OF REACH LANDING ZONE.''' That General was Named [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander]], if only because Sturnn was elsewhere, possibly busy killing some other enemy of the [[Imperium\|Imperium of Man]] with but a glance of his Grit-filled stare.		Sadly, he did not make it to [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade\|Dawn of War: Dark Crusade]], being replaced by some [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander\|snot-nosed Boy-General]], who laughably tried to imitate his grittiness by finding '''A SINGLE ARM OF SOME RANDOM TITAN WHICH WAS JUST LYING 5 FEET FROM HIS SUPER SECURE AND OUT OF REACH LANDING ZONE.''' That General was Named [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander]], if only because Sturnn was elsewhere, possibly busy killing some other enemy of the [[Imperium\|Imperium of Man]] with but a glance of his Grit-filled stare.

	==Fate==		==Fate==

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	The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while ~~cooking a space bugs carcass for his men~~]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].

	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

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	The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while cooking ~~from~~ a space ~~bug steaks~~ for his men]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while cooking a space bugs carcass for his men]].

	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

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	The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while ~~pleasuring three women~~]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while cooking from a space bug steaks for his men]].

	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

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	Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any notions to that are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].		Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any notions to that are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].

	Actually, it is quite possible that he originally died in Winter Assault (As evidenced by the Taldeer hunt in DC), but then Relic retconned it into him winning (As evidenced by the Retribution Wargear). That, or the Eldar victory had elements of the Imperial Guard victory (as in Sturnn survived and got the Titan Dominatus, albeit heavily damaged due to [[Wraithbone]] shenanigans).		Actually, it is quite possible that he originally died in Winter Assault (As evidenced by the Taldeer hunt in DC), but then Relic retconned it into him winning (As evidenced by the Retribution Wargear). That, or the Eldar victory had elements of the Imperial Guard victory (as in Sturnn survived and got the Titan Dominatus, albeit heavily damaged due to [[Wraithbone]] shenanigans). So it's really a toss up if you really think about, I'd say that there's a 50/50 chance he was kicking ass at the [[Cadia\|Fall of Cadia]].

	Speaking from an entirely hypothetical perspective, it would in many ways make sense if [[Gorgutz]] killed him, as he and Taldeer are the only characters that carry over, and it directly shows Sturnn being pulverized by Gorgutz, so this is entirely possible.		Speaking from an entirely hypothetical perspective, it would in many ways make sense if [[Gorgutz]] killed him, as he and Taldeer are the only characters that carry over, and it directly shows Sturnn being pulverized by Gorgutz, so this is entirely possible.

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	'''General Sturnn''' AKA Grit Incarnate or Grit made Manifest, is the commander of the Cadian 412th Regiment in the [[Dawn_of_War#Winter Assault\|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]] game.		'''General Sturnn''' AKA Grit Incarnate or Grit made Manifest, is the commander of the Cadian 412th Regiment in the [[Dawn_of_War#Winter Assault\|Dawn of War: Winter Assault]] game.

	Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.		Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.

	The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).
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	However, the [[Fantasy Flight Games\|FFG]] [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' '''HERESY!!! AND DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?'''}}		However, the [[Fantasy Flight Games\|FFG]] [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' '''HERESY!!! AND DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?'''}}

	Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides liberating the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?		Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides liberating the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?

	Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any such notions are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].		Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any such notions are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].

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	Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.		Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.

	The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] or [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs\|General Vance Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].

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	The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while ~~cooking a space bugs carcass for his men~~]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].

	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

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	The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and General [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armour-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while cooking ~~from~~ a space ~~bug steaks~~ for his men]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while cooking a space bugs carcass for his men]].

	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

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	Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.		Unlike the other Imperial Generals in the succeeding [[Dawn of War\|Dawn of War]] games, Sturnn is actually [[Old Ones\|old]] (rather than looking in his early 40s), and looks like he's been into a fight or ten. He and his Regiment were ordered to secure the Emperor-class [[Titan#Warhammer 40,000\|Titan]], Dominatus, on Lorn V, left behind when the Planet was lost to [[Chaos]] Forces.

	The main difference between him and ~~General~~ [[~~Vance Motherfucking Stubbs~~]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power ~~armour~~-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).		The main difference between him and [[Governer-Militant Lukas Alexander]] is that Sturnn's got the one thing that separates the Man-General from the Boy-General: Grit. His idea of a planetary beachhead against super-human, power armor-wearing chaos worshipers is to personally land with a single [[Commissar]] and 6 squads of [[Imperial Guard\| Imperial Guardsmen]] right on the doorsteps of a god damn Chaos-held Defense Fortress. His choice of tactics might be connected with the fact that since he possesses a gritted, roached out voice, he possibly drinks himself to sleep at night, but that's just how he does things (although he's got so much grit he probably doesn't even need to sleep).

	He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].		He also doesn't feel the need to wear a golden breastplate, have a [[Plasma#Plasma Pistol\|Plasma Pistol]], super-duper powerclaws, bodyguards, optical bionics, [[Pauldrons\|Over-sized Pauldrons]], fancy golden boots or a shiny new cape. He only wears his gritted face, cheap powerclaws, forearm storm [[Bolter]] and his Medal covered Imperial Guard uniform, which offers good protection against anything, especially against [[Eldar\|Space ''fairy'']] trickery and guile. The sheer amount of medals he has gained literally gives him about as much armor as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminator]]. All of these have been earned from incredible feats of manliness, such as [[Commissar Yarrick\|killing an Ork Warboss by beating him to death with his own severed arm]], or [[Doomrider\|single-handedly holding off a Tyranid Hive Fleet while pleasuring three women]].
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	His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.		His Manly Grit has earned him praises from [[Space Marines]], right after defeating a bunch of [[Necrons]] who just woke up and had a bad case of the morning blues, [[Ork\|Orks]] looking for trouble and the Chaos forces on Lorn V.

	Sadly, he did not make it to [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade\|Dawn of War: Dark Crusade]], being replaced by some [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander\|snot-nosed Boy-General]], who laughably tried to imitate his grittiness by finding '''A SINGLE ARM OF SOME RANDOM TITAN WHICH WAS JUST LYING 5 FEET FROM HIS SUPER SECURE AND OUT OF REACH LANDING ZONE.''' ~~That General was Named [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander]], if~~ only ~~because~~ Sturnn ~~was~~ elsewhere, possibly busy killing some other enemy of the [[Imperium\|Imperium of Man]] with but a glance of his Grit-filled stare.		Sadly, he did not make it to [[Dawn of War#Dark Crusade\|Dawn of War: Dark Crusade]], being replaced by some [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander\|snot-nosed Boy-General]], who laughably tried to imitate his grittiness by finding '''A SINGLE ARM OF SOME RANDOM TITAN WHICH WAS JUST LYING 5 FEET FROM HIS SUPER SECURE AND OUT OF REACH LANDING ZONE.''' His absence can only be explained by Sturnn being elsewhere, possibly busy killing some other enemy of the [[Imperium\|Imperium of Man]] with but a glance of his Grit-filled stare.

	==Fate==		==Fate==
	Some would have you believe that Sturnn died in Winter Assault and the Eldar ending is [[Canon\|canon]], but a piece of Imperial Guard wargear in Retribution outright states that General Sturnn did lead his men to the Imperator Titan. In Eldar ending, however, the Imperial Guard ''did'' retake the Titan, but it exploded after overheating, therefore killing everyone near it (except the pointy-~~ears~~ faggots who had departed back into the [[Webway]]). <s>~~Yeap~~, Sturnn included, so he is totally dead</s> His adamantium balls are graded at 0.7 [[Sly Marbo\|Sly Marbos]] on the ~~wardian plot~~-~~armour~~ scale, as such he is easily capable of surviving something as trivial as an exploding Titan.		[[C. S. Goto\|Some]] would have you believe that Sturnn died in Winter Assault and that the Eldar ending is [[Canon\|canon]], but a piece of Imperial Guard wargear in Retribution outright states that General Sturnn did lead his men to the Imperator Titan. In the Eldar ending, however, the Imperial Guard ''did'' retake the Titan, but it exploded after overheating, therefore killing everyone near it (except the pointy-eared faggots who had departed back into the [[Webway]]). <s>Yep, Sturnn included, so he is totally dead</s> His adamantium balls are graded at 0.7 [[Sly Marbo\|Sly Marbos]] on the Wardian Plot-Armor scale, as such he is easily capable of surviving something as trivial as an exploding Titan.

	However, the FFG [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM!''' '''HERESY!!!~~'''}} ''~~DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?''		However, the [[Fantasy Flight Games\|FFG]] [[Only War]] sourcebook ''Hammer of the Emperor'' states that General Sturnn was betrayed by [[Taldeer]] and the Eldar <del>and "cut down in a hail of shuriken fire."</del> {{BLAM\|'''BLAM''' '''HERESY!!! AND DID YOU NOT JUST READ WHAT IT SAID ABOUT HIS MEDALS?'''}}

	Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides 'liberating' the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?		Then there's that Eldar campaign intro in Dark Crusade where the narrator hints that the Eldar pitted the Imperial Guard against the Necrons on Lorn V. However, this piece of dialogue only raises more questions than answers (typical). However, there's also the Imperial Guard campaign where Alexander's secondary goal (besides liberating the planet) is hunting down Taldeer and taking her out, and we don't mean on a <del>romantic</del> HERETICAL date. She must've done something ''big''... say, blowing up an irreplaceable war machine that could single-handedly turn the tide of an entire campaign?

	Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any notions ~~to that~~ are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].		Really, who knows. The majority of evidence points to an Eldar victory on Lorn V, but it's highly unlikely that Sturnn would allow himself to be killed by any amount of Space Fairy faggotry, and frankly any such notions are ridiculous and [[Extra Heresy\|extra heretical]].

	Actually, it is quite possible that he originally died in Winter Assault (As evidenced by the Taldeer hunt in DC), but then Relic retconned it into him winning (As evidenced by the Retribution Wargear). That, or the Eldar victory had elements of the Imperial Guard victory (as in Sturnn survived and got the Titan Dominatus, albeit heavily damaged due to [[Wraithbone]] shenanigans). So it's really a toss up if you really think about, I'd say that there's a 50/50 chance he was kicking ass at the [[Cadia\|Fall of Cadia]].		Actually, it is quite possible that he originally died in Winter Assault (As evidenced by the Taldeer hunt in DC), but then Relic retconned it into him winning (As evidenced by the Retribution Wargear). That, or the Eldar victory had elements of the Imperial Guard victory (as in Sturnn survived and got the Titan Dominatus, albeit heavily damaged due to [[Wraithbone]] shenanigans). So it's really a toss up if you really think about, I'd say that there's a 50/50 chance he was kicking ass at the [[Cadia\|Fall of Cadia]].

	Speaking from an entirely hypothetical perspective, it would in many ways make sense if [[Gorgutz]] killed him, as he and Taldeer are the only characters that carry over, and it directly shows Sturnn being pulverized by Gorgutz, so this is entirely possible.		Speaking from an entirely hypothetical perspective, it would in many ways make sense if [[Gorgutz]] killed him, as he and Taldeer are the only characters that carry over, and it directly shows Sturnn being pulverized by Gorgutz, so this is entirely possible, as Gorgutz certainly has enough [[Matt Ward\|writer favortism and plot armor]] to overcome Sturnn's sheer massive manly grit.

	Though this too seems unlikely as Gorgutz' only real tactic seems to be runnz away from all dem otha gits. <s>Some Ork warboss amirite?</s><span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> '''WHAM!''' Shut it yeh git!</span>		Though this too seems unlikely as Gorgutz' only real tactic seems to be runnz away from all dem otha gits. <s>Some Ork warboss amirite?</s><span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> '''WHAM!''' Shut it yeh git!</span>
	This also only happens in the disorder campaign of Winter Assault, which is definitely non-canon (aside from Gorgutz ~~smashing~~ Lord [[Crull]] and claiming his head).		This also only happens in the disorder campaign of Winter Assault, which is definitely non-canon (aside from Gorgutz krumping Lord [[Crull]] and claiming his head).

	And if you STILL think he isn't already badass enough, just listen to him [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVnJH2scIVk address his men.]		And if you STILL think he isn't already badass enough, just listen to him [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVnJH2scIVk address his men.]