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	Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>		Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>

	Being from the political days of [[Rogue Trader]] (when the setting was a straight up parody of 80's British politics), he's also supposedly named after then-prime minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher Margaret "Fuck Yo Unions" Thatcher]; similarly to Thatcher's "Iron Lady" moniker, Ghazghull has been referred to as the "Iron Ork". Mainly because like Thatcher, he loved a good fight. Andy Chambers created Ghazghkull's Goff warband from an assortment of figures that the painting team had put together. The actual name came from the Orc-ish language that he and those he LARP'd with made up based on the Black Speech language from Lord of the Rings. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's name is a combination of Ghazgh = Metal, Kull = Skull(Head), Mag = Big(Great), Uruk = warrior(Orc), Thraka = Leader. So put it all together Ghaz's name means "Metal head big ork leader"~~. Its likely that a lot of people think its Margret Thatcher because a few people thought the names sounded similar. It could be a little of both, who knows~~.		Andy Chambers created Ghazghkull's Goff warband from an assortment of figures that the painting team had put together. The actual name came from the Orc-ish language that he and those he LARP'd with made up based on the Black Speech language from Lord of the Rings. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's name is a combination of Ghazgh = Metal, Kull = Skull(Head), Mag = Big(Great), Uruk = warrior(Orc), Thraka = Leader. So put it all together Ghaz's name means "Metal head big ork leader".

	==Overview==		==Overview==

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	Don't get it wrong, he's still no slouch. He can tank and kill most HQs in the game and is still the most powerful Ork character. Sadly, enough focused fire can take him out, and even Abbadon or a well-equipped Hive Tyrant can take him out one-on-one. The sad part is despite the nerfs to his WAAAGH, he'd still be good if he were just an HQ. Now as a Lord of War, he's thrown into the unfair category of Titans, Super-Heavy tanks, and Gargantuan Daemons. As flattering as that sounds, he is ''horribly'' underpowered as a Lord of War. He can't be redeemed as long as a generic warboss with da lucky stick is better and 2 times cheaper. And that very lucky stikk is taken from the cold, dead grasp of legendary Makari who used to hang out with Ghaz...		Don't get it wrong, he's still no slouch. He can tank and kill most HQs in the game and is still the most powerful Ork character. Sadly, enough focused fire can take him out, and even Abbadon or a well-equipped Hive Tyrant can take him out one-on-one. The sad part is despite the nerfs to his WAAAGH, he'd still be good if he were just an HQ. Now as a Lord of War, he's thrown into the unfair category of Titans, Super-Heavy tanks, and Gargantuan Daemons. As flattering as that sounds, he is ''horribly'' underpowered as a Lord of War. He can't be redeemed as long as a generic warboss with da lucky stick is better and 2 times cheaper. And that very lucky stikk is taken from the cold, dead grasp of legendary Makari who used to hang out with Ghaz...

	[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)#Special_Characters\|Changed again as of 8th.]] He's back as an HQ now, and got himself a 4++ along with some other nice bits and bobs. On the other hand his special WAAAGH!!! while decent is not nowhere near as amazing as SM stock characters and he looks very weak in presence of monstrosities like [[Papa Smurf]] or [[Mortarion]] who are not that much more expensive... Powercreep continues I guess.		[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)#Special_Characters\|Changed again as of 8th.]] He's back as an HQ now, and got himself a 4++ along with some other nice bits and bobs. On the other hand his special WAAAGH!!! while decent is not nowhere near as amazing as SM stock characters and he looks very weak in presence of monstrosities like [[Roboute Guilliman\|Papa Smurf]] or [[Mortarion]] who are not that much more expensive... Powercreep continues I guess.

	===8th Edition===		===8th Edition===

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	Don't get it wrong, he's still no slouch. He can tank and kill most HQs in the game and is still the most powerful Ork character. Sadly, enough focused fire can take him out, and even Abbadon or a well-equipped Hive Tyrant can take him out one-on-one. The sad part is despite the nerfs to his WAAAGH, he'd still be good if he were just an HQ. Now as a Lord of War, he's thrown into the unfair category of Titans, Super-Heavy tanks, and Gargantuan Daemons. As flattering as that sounds, he is ''horribly'' underpowered as a Lord of War. He can't be redeemed as long as a generic warboss with da lucky stick is better and 2 times cheaper. And that very lucky stikk is taken from the cold, dead grasp of legendary Makari who used to hang out with Ghaz...		Don't get it wrong, he's still no slouch. He can tank and kill most HQs in the game and is still the most powerful Ork character. Sadly, enough focused fire can take him out, and even Abbadon or a well-equipped Hive Tyrant can take him out one-on-one. The sad part is despite the nerfs to his WAAAGH, he'd still be good if he were just an HQ. Now as a Lord of War, he's thrown into the unfair category of Titans, Super-Heavy tanks, and Gargantuan Daemons. As flattering as that sounds, he is ''horribly'' underpowered as a Lord of War. He can't be redeemed as long as a generic warboss with da lucky stick is better and 2 times cheaper. And that very lucky stikk is taken from the cold, dead grasp of legendary Makari who used to hang out with Ghaz...

	[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)#Special_Characters\|Changed again as of 8th.]] He's back as an HQ now, and got himself a 4++ along with some other nice bits and bobs. On the other hand his special WAAAGH!!! while decent is not nowhere near as amazing as SM stock characters and he looks very weak in presence of monstrosities like Papa Smurf or Mortarion who are not that much more expensive... Powercreep continues I guess.		[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)#Special_Characters\|Changed again as of 8th.]] He's back as an HQ now, and got himself a 4++ along with some other nice bits and bobs. On the other hand his special WAAAGH!!! while decent is not nowhere near as amazing as SM stock characters and he looks very weak in presence of monstrosities like [[Papa Smurf]] or [[Mortarion]] who are not that much more expensive... Powercreep continues I guess.

	===8th Edition===		===8th Edition===

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1d4chan>Cube: Lol, British politics.

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Lol, British politics.

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	<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> Hearsay burn da umie </span>]]		<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> Hearsay burn da umie </span>]]
	{{topquote\|Nobody bigger den Ghazgkull ya ignorant git! \|Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter}}		{{topquote\|Nobody bigger den Ghazgkull ya ignorant git! \|Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter}}

			{{topquote\|Dere ain't no such thing as "societee", ya daft grot. \|The ork 'imself. Maybe.}}

	Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>		Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>

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	* [[Orks]]		* [[Orks]]
	* [[Makari]], Ghazghkull's <s>late</s> ALIVE banna-wava.		* [[Makari]], Ghazghkull's <s>late</s> ALIVE banna-wava.
	* [[Yarrick]], Ghazzy's favorite humie.		* [[Yarrick]], Ghazzy's favorite humie. Since Yarrick might have been killed (if he hasn't died from old age or the death rumor is just that), whoever did the deed (hinted to be [[Angron]]) if indeed true has a giant Ork shoulder-charging towards them with murderous intent. (Ghazzy vs Angron, anyone?)
	* [[Octarius War]], shitstorm Ghazzy is <s>on his way towards,</s> <s>turning into,</s> turned into a bigger, potentially galaxy-spanning shitstorm.		* [[Octarius War]], shitstorm Ghazzy is <s>on his way towards,</s> <s>turning into,</s> turned into a bigger, potentially galaxy-spanning shitstorm.

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	Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>		Ghazgkhull Mag Uruk Thraka, '''the Beast of Armageddon''', is the Warlord of one of the largest [[Ork]] [[WAAAGH]]'s in existence. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AND 'E IS DA BIGGEST AND DA BEST BOSS OOO SMASHES ALL DA UMIES, AND ANYFING ELSE WOT WANTZ TA 'AVE A GO!</span>

	Being from the political days of [[Rogue Trader]] (when the setting was a straight up parody of 80's British politics), he's also supposedly named after then-prime minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher Margaret "Fuck Yo Unions" Thatcher]; similarly to Thatcher's "Iron Lady" moniker, Ghazghull has been referred to as the "Iron Ork". Mainly because like Thatcher, he loved a good fight. Andy Chambers created Ghazghkull's Goff warband from an assortment of figures that the painting team had put together. The actual name came from the Orc-ish language that he and those he LARP'd with made up based on the Black Speech language from Lord of the Rings. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's name is a combination of Ghazgh = Metal, Kull = Skull(Head), Mag = Big(Great), Uruk = warrior(Orc), Thraka = Leader. So put it all together Ghaz's name means "Metal head big ork leader". Its likely that a lot of people think its Margret Thatcher because a few people thought the names sounded similar. It could be a little of both, who knows.		Being from the political days of [[Rogue Trader]] (when the setting was a straight up parody of 80's British politics), he's also supposedly named after then-prime minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Thatcher Margaret "Fuck Yo Unions" Thatcher]; similarly to Thatcher's "Iron Lady" moniker, Ghazghull has been referred to as the "Iron Ork". Mainly because like Thatcher, he loved a good fight. Andy Chambers created Ghazghkull's Goff warband from an assortment of figures that the painting team had put together. The actual name came from the Orc-ish language that he and those he LARP'd with made up based on the Black Speech language from Lord of the Rings. Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's name is a combination of Ghazgh = Metal, Kull = Skull(Head), Mag = Big(Great), Uruk = warrior(Orc), Thraka = Leader. So put it all together Ghaz's name means "Metal head big ork leader". Its likely that a lot of people think its Margret Thatcher because a few people thought the names sounded similar. It could be a little of both, who knows.

	==Overview==		==Overview==
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	Anyway, they finally managed to reach [[Armageddon]], kicking off those massive wars we all know and love. They were all great failures, especially considering how consistently Ghazghkull would get fucked over by Yarrick during the Second Armageddon War. Then the SPESS MEHREEENS arrived and it all went about as well as you would expect things to go for the Orks when the Badass Catholic Space Nazi Warriors of the Imperium decide to get their act together.		Anyway, they finally managed to reach [[Armageddon]], kicking off those massive wars we all know and love. They were all great failures, especially considering how consistently Ghazghkull would get fucked over by Yarrick during the Second Armageddon War. Then the SPESS MEHREEENS arrived and it all went about as well as you would expect things to go for the Orks when the Badass Catholic Space Nazi Warriors of the Imperium decide to get their act together.

	After a spectacular defeat Ghazghkull fled, tail between his legs, and abandoned Armageddon in defeat. Almost immediately he began plotting and planning his return. As part of these preparations he, along with Bad Moons Warboss [[Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub]], invaded the world of Piscina IV where they <s>got their asses handed to them</s> seemingly legged it when the [[Dark Angels]] answered the distress calls. What the Imperium would only realize much later is that said raid on Piscina IV, along with a couple of such other 'defeats', were merely ol' Ghazzy testing out new 'gubbinz' and 'taktiks'. Unbeknowst to them, he was leading the Imperials on a merry dance until he was ready for round two.		After a spectacular defeat Ghazghkull fled, tail between his legs, and abandoned Armageddon in defeat. Almost immediately he began plotting and planning his return. As part of these preparations he, along with Bad Moons Warboss [[Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub]], invaded the world of Piscina IV where they <s>got their asses handed to them</s> seemingly legged it when the [[Dark Angels]] answered the distress calls. What the Imperium would only realize much later is that said raid on Piscina IV, along with a couple of such other 'defeats', were merely ol' Ghazzy testing out new 'gubbinz' and 'taktiks'. Unbeknowst to them, he was leading the Imperials on a merry dance until he was ready for round two.

	Once he was ready to get back to it, Ghazghkull lured Yarrick to Golgotha where he ended up crushing the overextended and overconfident Imperials. Still, he let the old man live to prepare Armageddon for him. This ended up being a very stupid idea. (As for why Yarrick had not a single Space Marine in his army: by that time they'd all left for seemingly more urgent battlefields, leaving Yarrick to bring a seemingly fleeing and finished opponent to heel. Except Ghaz' was absolutely not finished, [[pretend\|he'd just pretended to be]].)		Once he was ready to get back to it, Ghazghkull lured Yarrick to Golgotha where he ended up crushing the overextended and overconfident Imperials. Still, he let the old man live to prepare Armageddon for him. This ended up being a very stupid idea. (As for why Yarrick had not a single Space Marine in his army: by that time they'd all left for seemingly more urgent battlefields, leaving Yarrick to bring a seemingly fleeing and finished opponent to heel. Except Ghaz' was absolutely not finished, [[pretend\|he'd just pretended to be]].)
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	Well, just Ghazghkull's storyline.		Well, just Ghazghkull's storyline.

	See, Ghaz left Armageddon to go find something he wasn't quite sure of. Then, he had this revelation from Gork and Mork, telling him he was to create a galaxy-wide Waaagh! Ghaz had a space battle with Yarrick and Helbrecht, but got away after Gork and Mork themselves spoke through his Weirdboyz to announce to all the Orks present that Ghazgkhull was indeed the Prophet of the Waaagh, leaving his humie boyfriend in the dust. Ghazghkull, now determined to unite the orks under the Great Waaagh, went around the galaxy, thumping heads and getting orks in line. Then he went to Octarius and intervened, killing all the tyranids on Octarius and, essentially, driving over Hive Fleet Leviathan's testicles in a battlewagon. He did have a minor hiccup where he was swallowed by a super-Mawloc. Though he cut his way out he suffered acid burns and had a spike impaled in his body that even teams of Nobs and a Trakkor beam couldn't remove- Ghazghkull's most serious injury since the time he took a Leman Russ battle tank round in the gut. It took a buzzsaw and a Deff Dread with magna-clamps to remove it and Ghazghkull took a long time for an Ork to recuperate; about 1 or 2 hours and he's back to normal by the end of the day.		See, Ghaz left Armageddon to go find something he wasn't quite sure of. Then, he had this revelation from Gork and Mork, telling him he was to create a galaxy-wide Waaagh! Ghaz had a space battle with Yarrick and Helbrecht, but got away after Gork and Mork themselves spoke through his Weirdboyz to announce to all the Orks present that Ghazgkhull was indeed the Prophet of the Waaagh, leaving his humie boyfriend in the dust. Ghazghkull, now determined to unite the orks under the Great Waaagh, went around the galaxy, thumping heads and getting orks in line. Then he went to Octarius and intervened, killing all the tyranids on Octarius and, essentially, driving over Hive Fleet Leviathan's testicles in a battlewagon. He did have a minor hiccup where he was swallowed by a super-Mawloc. Though he cut his way out he suffered acid burns and had a spike impaled in his body that even teams of Nobs and a Trakkor beam couldn't remove- Ghazghkull's most serious injury since the time he took a Leman Russ battle tank round in the gut. It took a buzzsaw and a Deff Dread with magna-clamps to remove it and Ghazghkull took a long time for an Ork to recuperate; about 1 or 2 hours and he's back to normal by the end of the day.

	He let the empire of Octarius and its overfiend know he was the prophet of the ork gods and would bring an eternal Waaagh to the galaxy. Now endless orks flock to Octarius to join the fight against the remaining tyranids, turning the whole area into an endless war of attrition against the tyranids just as Armageddon is against the Imperials. Get that? With pretty much every major ork concentration between Armageddon and Octarius is united under Ghazghkull, he is on his way to uniting the ork race. Oh yeah, and he can psychically sense big concentrations of orks so he knows where to go.		He let the empire of Octarius and its overfiend know he was the prophet of the ork gods and would bring an eternal Waaagh to the galaxy. Now endless orks flock to Octarius to join the fight against the remaining tyranids, turning the whole area into an endless war of attrition against the tyranids just as Armageddon is against the Imperials. Get that? With pretty much every major ork concentration between Armageddon and Octarius is united under Ghazghkull, he is on his way to uniting the ork race. Oh yeah, and he can psychically sense big concentrations of orks so he knows where to go.

	Nowadays, unfortunately, he doesn't get ta have a proppa scrap like he used to. Oh, sure, it'd be ''nice'', but organizing all the orks together into one titanic WAAAAGH! isn't going to happen on its own. There's authority to delegate, multiple fronts to manage, the occasional orky bit of improvisation... It's a good thing he's actually turning out to be a genuinely genius strategist and tactician or it'd all fall apart on him. But when he does take to the field, he's still the most dangerous ork around.		Nowadays, unfortunately, he doesn't get ta have a proppa scrap like he used to. Oh, sure, it'd be ''nice'', but organizing all the orks together into one titanic WAAAAGH! isn't going to happen on its own. There's authority to delegate, multiple fronts to manage, the occasional orky bit of improvisation... It's a good thing he's actually turning out to be a genuinely genius strategist and tactician or it'd all fall apart on him. But when he does take to the field, he's still the most dangerous ork around.

	The Deathwatch codex strongly suggests he's finished with Octarius, and fielding the largest Ork fleet the Deathwatch has ever seen. And given that they were first founded to fight The Beast, that's saying something. And it seems now he can be at several places at once. Recently during the [[Psychic Awakening]], he had his head chopped off by [[Ragnar Blackmane]] (though he did chop off Ragnar's arm and break his neck before the decapitation), but somehow this did not kill him. Courtesy of Mad Dok Grotsnik, he now has a new, even bigger body.		The Deathwatch codex strongly suggests he's finished with Octarius, and fielding the largest Ork fleet the Deathwatch has ever seen. And given that they were first founded to fight The Beast, that's saying something. And it seems now he can be at several places at once. Recently during the [[Psychic Awakening]], he had his head chopped off by [[Ragnar Blackmane]] (though he did chop off Ragnar's arm and break his neck before the decapitation), but somehow this did not kill him. Courtesy of Mad Dok Grotsnik, he now has a new, even bigger body.

	Some consider Ghazghkhull to be the Warhammer 40K to Warhammer Fantasy's [[Grimgor Ironhide]], but really there's not a lot of common in between. Ghazghkull is much more of a general and statesman rather than Grimgor's epic super-champion that spends his days kicking major ass and taking names but falls flat on his face in strategy, diplomacy, logistics or generally anything that does not involve driving his choppa into some other git's head. Grimgor kicks more ass in a personal combat, but Ghazghkull kicks way more ass with an army and is able to keep it all together long past the point where it should have fragmented into rival warbands, so if anything his FB equivalent should be <s>[[Skarsnik]]</s> [[Azhag the Slaughterer]], who's basically the same guy, but with a mind-controlling crown rather than a vision-inducing chunk of adamantium for a skull. [[Grom the Paunch]] also works, considering he is canonically in fantasy the greatest Greenskin Warlord to have existed. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>KRUMP NO PUNY GROT IZ BETTER THAN AN ORK AT BEIN WARBOSS!!!		Some consider Ghazghkhull to be the Warhammer 40K to Warhammer Fantasy's [[Grimgor Ironhide]], but really there's not a lot of common in between. Ghazghkull is much more of a general and statesman rather than Grimgor's epic super-champion that spends his days kicking major ass and taking names but falls flat on his face in strategy, diplomacy, logistics or generally anything that does not involve driving his choppa into some other git's head. Grimgor kicks more ass in a personal combat, but Ghazghkull kicks way more ass with an army and is able to keep it all together long past the point where it should have fragmented into rival warbands, so if anything his FB equivalent should be <s>[[Skarsnik]]</s> [[Azhag the Slaughterer]], who's basically the same guy, but with a mind-controlling crown rather than a vision-inducing chunk of adamantium for a skull. [[Grom the Paunch]] also works, considering he is canonically in fantasy the greatest Greenskin Warlord to have existed. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>KRUMP NO PUNY GROT IZ BETTER THAN AN ORK AT BEIN WARBOSS!!!
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	Among the list of gut punches and groin kicks include:		Among the list of gut punches and groin kicks include:
	*Cybork body became a pathetic ''6+ FNP. And he lost an extra attack.''		*Cybork body became a pathetic ''6+ FNP. And he lost an extra attack.''
	*His WAAAGH only lasts one turn now. And is changed from auto-running 6" for the whole damn army to just allowing him and the squad to run and charge (which can still find some use but not nearly as good as it used to be).		*His WAAAGH only lasts one turn now. And is changed from auto-running 6" for the whole damn army to just allowing him and the squad to run and charge (which can still find some use but not nearly as good as it used to be).
	*''Moved to Lord of War slot.''		*''Moved to Lord of War slot.''
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	====NEW MODEL====		====NEW MODEL====
	And...Ignore all that. His new rules have dropped, and he is a BEAST. He's got 2+ WS, with reroll <strike>1s</strike> ALL FAILED HIT ROLLS FOR HIMSELF, AND ANY {{W40kKeyword\|GOFFS CORE}} or {{W40kKeyword\|GOFFS CHARACTER}} IN MELEE. OHELLNO. Mork's Roar gets 12 attacks. I mean, he only hits 1/3rd of the time, but that's still 4 hits on a Heavy Bolter. But that's not why you take him. You take him for his Gork's Klaw. 5 attacks at STRENGTH 14, with AP-4. And Damage 4 (and de-(up?)grading to S12 then 10 but A6 then 7. He's basically a Vehicle killer. He still has the Warboss trick of restoring morale by punching people, so his screening unit only loses 3 models, max, in the morale phase. He's got a 4+ Invul save, and while he's a Goff? He doesn't damage Kulture of any other detachment.		And...Ignore all that. His new rules have dropped, and he is a BEAST. He's got 2+ WS, with reroll <strike>1s</strike> ALL FAILED HIT ROLLS FOR HIMSELF, AND ANY {{W40kKeyword\|GOFFS CORE}} or {{W40kKeyword\|GOFFS CHARACTER}} IN MELEE. OHELLNO. Mork's Roar gets 12 attacks. I mean, he only hits 1/3rd of the time, but that's still 4 hits on a Heavy Bolter. But that's not why you take him. You take him for his Gork's Klaw. 5 attacks at STRENGTH 14, with AP-4. And Damage 4 (and de-(up?)grading to S12 then 10 but A6 then 7. He's basically a Vehicle killer. He still has the Warboss trick of restoring morale by punching people, so his screening unit only loses 3 models, max, in the morale phase. He's got a 4+ Invul save, and while he's a Goff? He doesn't damage Kulture of any other detachment.

	As for survivability? Well there's the good and then the bad. The good: He's got 12 wounds, toughness 7, 2+ save, and a 4+ Invulnerable save. Oh. And he can only take 4 wounds per phase. The bad: Those screening units don't actually help him, cause he has 2 more wounds then necessary. A Turn 1 kill for him is nearly impossible (it can be done if your opponent is playing a very strong psychic army like [[Thousand Sons]]), however most armies can kill him within 2-3 turns and won't have to commit that many points to it. He's also a {{W40kKeyword\|Monster}} now, which means he's gotta footslog it. Unless you pull out the Tellyporta...which now no longer accepts {{W40kKeyword\|MONSTER}}s. Fuck.		As for survivability? Well there's the good and then the bad. The good: He's got 12 wounds, toughness 7, 2+ save, and a 4+ Invulnerable save. Oh. And he can only take 4 wounds per phase. The bad: Those screening units don't actually help him, cause he has 2 more wounds then necessary. A Turn 1 kill for him is nearly impossible (it can be done if your opponent is playing a very strong psychic army like [[Thousand Sons]]), however most armies can kill him within 2-3 turns and won't have to commit that many points to it. He's also a {{W40kKeyword\|Monster}} now, which means he's gotta footslog it. Unless you pull out the Tellyporta...which now no longer accepts {{W40kKeyword\|MONSTER}}s. Fuck.
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