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1d4chan>Lvcifer at 23:31, 27 February 2022

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	[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]		[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]

	{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}		{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}
	One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.		One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.

1d4chan>Lvcifer at 23:30, 27 February 2022

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	[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]		[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]

	{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|~~calculon~~...and ~~probobly eisenhorn~~}}		{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}
	One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.		One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.

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	After battling the goons and shooting Orfeo in the gut, Ravenor, Molotch, and the rest are confronted with the now fully unleashed Slyte. They have no idea how to stop the gigantic, tentacled, goo-monster until Carl's ghost appears and mentions that they brought a hole into the warp with them, duh! So Molotch gets to work turning the door into a warp-nuke while Ravenor and the rest run. Except for Angharad, who is apparently as dumb as a stick and decides to sword fight the stories high tentacle beast. In an unintentionally funny scene it simply picks her up and eviscerates her with one of its beaks.		After battling the goons and shooting Orfeo in the gut, Ravenor, Molotch, and the rest are confronted with the now fully unleashed Slyte. They have no idea how to stop the gigantic, tentacled, goo-monster until Carl's ghost appears and mentions that they brought a hole into the warp with them, duh! So Molotch gets to work turning the door into a warp-nuke while Ravenor and the rest run. Except for Angharad, who is apparently as dumb as a stick and decides to sword fight the stories high tentacle beast. In an unintentionally funny scene it simply picks her up and eviscerates her with one of its beaks.

	Luckily, Molotch's warp nuke works and Slyte is consumed. The craft the gang is escaping in crashes, and Molotch goes about 30 yards before Ravenor finds him and explodes his brain in a terribly anti-climactic moment.		For lulz, Molotch forces Ravenor to say the heretical words to finish the ritual. Luckily, Molotch's warp nuke works and Slyte is consumed. The craft the gang is escaping in crashes, and Molotch goes about 30 yards before Ravenor finds him and explodes his brain in a terribly anti-climactic moment (which is kinda the point).

	We are then treated to an animal house ending, where Ravenor is awaiting Trial and thinking about his group.		We are then treated to an animal house ending, where Ravenor is awaiting Trial and thinking about his group.

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	Oblivious to these developments, Carl, Belknap, Maud, and Ballack are infiltrating Molotch's castle. Ballack gets himself caught and executed, and Carl just gets himself caught. Turns out Orfeo knew Carl was Slyte, and wants to bind him when he transforms. Molotch, on the other hand, does not know of Orfeo's deception. Ravenor calls ahead and decides to team up with Molotch, causing Orfeo to betray them both. Luckily, Ravenor expected this and the rest of his team assaults the castle using the door.		Oblivious to these developments, Carl, Belknap, Maud, and Ballack are infiltrating Molotch's castle. Ballack gets himself caught and executed, and Carl just gets himself caught. Turns out Orfeo knew Carl was Slyte, and wants to bind him when he transforms. Molotch, on the other hand, does not know of Orfeo's deception. Ravenor calls ahead and decides to team up with Molotch, causing Orfeo to betray them both. Luckily, Ravenor expected this and the rest of his team assaults the castle using the door.

	After battling the goons and shooting Orfeo in the gut, Ravenor, Molotch, and the rest are confronted with the now fully unleashed Slyte. They have no idea how to stop the gigantic, tentacled, goo-monster until Carl's ghost appears and mentions that they brought a hole into the warp with them, duh! So Molotch gets to work turning the door into a warp-nuke while Ravenor and the rest run. Except for Angharad, who is apparently as dumb as a stick and decides to sword fight the stories high tentacle beast. In an unintentionally funny scene is simply picks her up and eviscerates her with one of its beaks.		After battling the goons and shooting Orfeo in the gut, Ravenor, Molotch, and the rest are confronted with the now fully unleashed Slyte. They have no idea how to stop the gigantic, tentacled, goo-monster until Carl's ghost appears and mentions that they brought a hole into the warp with them, duh! So Molotch gets to work turning the door into a warp-nuke while Ravenor and the rest run. Except for Angharad, who is apparently as dumb as a stick and decides to sword fight the stories high tentacle beast. In an unintentionally funny scene it simply picks her up and eviscerates her with one of its beaks.

	Luckily, Molotch's warp nuke works and Slyte is consumed. The craft the gang is escaping in crashes, and Molotch goes about 30 yards before Ravenor finds him and explodes his brain in a terribly anti-climactic moment.		Luckily, Molotch's warp nuke works and Slyte is consumed. The craft the gang is escaping in crashes, and Molotch goes about 30 yards before Ravenor finds him and explodes his brain in a terribly anti-climactic moment.

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	The crew of the ''Arethusa'' manage to find one of the ships Molotch uses (since it was in orbit above Water World to teleport the bounty hunters out) and Kara heads over and gets captured, but not before transmitting their destination, a planet Eisenhorn fans know well, Gudrun.		The crew of the ''Arethusa'' manage to find one of the ships Molotch uses (since it was in orbit above Water World to teleport the bounty hunters out) and Kara heads over and gets captured, but not before transmitting their destination, a planet Eisenhorn fans know well, Gudrun.

	Kys endures 13 days in the ship's brig and the entire ship endures many unexplained psychic phenomena. This causes most of the crew to mutiny and leave the ship. Carl and the others (without Kys or Zeal and Frauka, who has been assigned his care giver) head to the planet to find out more. Kys escapes and regroups with Unwerth and the remaining crew members.		Kys endures 13 days in the ship's brig and the entire ship endures many unexplained psychic phenomena. This causes most of the crew to mutiny and leave the ship. Carl and the others (without Kys or Zeal (oh I get it now, because he becomes a Grey Knight!) and Frauka, who has been assigned his care giver) head to the planet to find out more. Kys escapes and regroups with Unwerth and the remaining crew members.

	As Kys and Unwerth are deciding on what to do, the ''Hinterlight'' approaches. Ravenor had used the door to get them to the ''Hinterlight'' and had used his powers of deduction from his meeting with Orfeo to figure out the planet they were on. Ravenor then visits Frauka and Zael. Zael has SOMEHOW burnt out Frauka's blankness and uses him as a conduit. He explains that he had to induce a coma for himself so Slyte wouldn't kill him and feast on his delicious warp-soul. He then tells Ravenor that Carl was the daemons all the while. Ravenor seems legitimately surprised by this.		As Kys and Unwerth are deciding on what to do, the ''Hinterlight'' approaches. Ravenor had used the door to get them to the ''Hinterlight'' and had used his powers of deduction from his meeting with Orfeo to figure out the planet they were on. Ravenor then visits Frauka and Zael. Zael has SOMEHOW burnt out Frauka's blankness and uses him as a conduit. He explains that he had to induce a coma for himself so Slyte wouldn't kill him and feast on his delicious warp-soul. He then tells Ravenor that Carl was the daemons all the while. Ravenor seems legitimately surprised by this.

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	Back in the Wych House, the door won't close and it's bounty hunters versus Tyranids. I mean dead meat versus Tyranids. A few bounty hunters manage to teleport away, and the Wych House begins to explode. At this point, Ravenor's group is split in half.		Back in the Wych House, the door won't close and it's bounty hunters versus Tyranids. I mean dead meat versus Tyranids. A few bounty hunters manage to teleport away, and the Wych House begins to explode. At this point, Ravenor's group is split in half.

	Ravenor retreats back through the door with Nayl, Angharad, and Ballack. Oh and a little girl who is the last surviving member of The Wych House and is creepy as fuck since she was raised by a (~~seeming~~ loyal, borderline heretical) cult. Everyone else is with Carl.		Ravenor retreats back through the door with Nayl, Angharad, and Ballack. Oh and a little girl who is the last surviving member of The Wych House and is creepy as fuck since she was raised by a (seemingly loyal, borderline heretical) cult. Everyone else is with Carl.

	Ravenor uses his vast power to force the door to take them to where he wants, but for a laugh instead of taking them to the SHIP ''Arethusa'', it takes them to Listening Post Arethusa, 1,000 years in the past, but on the same day. There, Ravenor dies three times while Nayl tries to explain their situation. Eventually Ravenor convinces the base surgeon to help them and she springs them, helping them back to the door, which Ravenor uses again. Luckily this time he gets it right, as the surrounding trees were all psychically sensitive and boosted his power exponentially.		Ravenor uses his vast power to force the door to take them to where he wants, but for a laugh instead of taking them to the SHIP ''Arethusa'', it takes them to Listening Post Arethusa, 1,000 years in the past, but on the same day. There, Ravenor dies three times while Nayl tries to explain their situation. Eventually Ravenor convinces the base surgeon to help them and she springs them, helping them back to the door, which Ravenor uses again. Luckily this time he gets it right, as the surrounding trees were all psychically sensitive and boosted his power exponentially.

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	Back in the Wych House, the door won't close and it's bounty hunters versus Tyranids. I mean dead meat versus Tyranids. A few bounty hunters manage to teleport away, and the Wych House begins to explode. At this point, Ravenor's group is split in half.		Back in the Wych House, the door won't close and it's bounty hunters versus Tyranids. I mean dead meat versus Tyranids. A few bounty hunters manage to teleport away, and the Wych House begins to explode. At this point, Ravenor's group is split in half.

	Ravenor retreats back through the door with Nayl, Angharad, and Ballack. Everyone else is with Carl.		Ravenor retreats back through the door with Nayl, Angharad, and Ballack. Oh and a little girl who is the last surviving member of The Wych House and is creepy as fuck since she was raised by a (seeming loyal, borderline heretical) cult. Everyone else is with Carl.

	Ravenor uses his vast power to force the door to take them to where he wants, but for a laugh instead of taking them to the SHIP ''Arethusa'', it takes them to Listening Post Arethusa, 1,000 years in the past, but on the same day. There, Ravenor dies three times while Nayl tries to explain their situation. Eventually Ravenor convinces the base surgeon to help them and she springs them, helping them back to the door, which Ravenor uses again. Luckily this time he gets it right, as the surrounding trees were all psychically sensitive and boosted his power exponentially.		Ravenor uses his vast power to force the door to take them to where he wants, but for a laugh instead of taking them to the SHIP ''Arethusa'', it takes them to Listening Post Arethusa, 1,000 years in the past, but on the same day. There, Ravenor dies three times while Nayl tries to explain their situation. Eventually Ravenor convinces the base surgeon to help them and she springs them, helping them back to the door, which Ravenor uses again. Luckily this time he gets it right, as the surrounding trees were all psychically sensitive and boosted his power exponentially.

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	[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]		[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]

	{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}		{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}
	One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.		One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.

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	[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]		[[Image:Ravenor-omnibus.jpg\|thumb\|The titular character is a chair. This would not be a very interesting cover, so they went with a suitably [[GRIMDARK]] logo instead.]]

	{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|~~calculon~~...and ~~probobly eisenhorn~~}}		{{Topquote\|OK, Boxy, keep your prong on the trigger.-\|Calculon...and probably Eisenhorn}}
	One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.		One of the few prominent [[Alienhunters]] we've actually seen, Inquisitor Ravenor of the Ordos Xenos is a motherfucking badass who got strapped to a force chair after some Chaos punk burnt the shit out of him on Thracian Primaris. But that's (mostly) okay, since Ravenor was a powerful psychic, and [[Emperor\|only got stronger when he was locked into the chair]]; and it being Inquisition hardware, it has all sorts of extras built in. He's also a paranoid ass who gets suspicious of an innocent (if psychic) boy just because his name ''sounds somewhat similar'' to Slyte, the daemon who possessed his drug addict interrogator (to be fair, it was the drug that caused possession and both the boy and the Interrogator were on it and Ravenor didn't know about the latter taking it). Ravenor is actually the second trilogy in a trilogy of trilogies (Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin). It's written by [[Dan Abnett]] so you know its fuckawsome.