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	{{D&D2e-Races}}		{{D&D2e-Races}}
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	{{D&D5e-Races}}		{{D&D5e-Races}}

	[[Category:Spelljammer]]		[[Category:Spelljammer]]
	[[Category:Furry]]		[[Category:Furry]]

1d4chan>QuietBrowser: Elaborated on the new 5e lore and mechanics.

2022-08-17T18:17:26Z

Elaborated on the new 5e lore and mechanics.

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	Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.		Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.

	According to their ~~expanded~~ 5e lore from [[Unearthed Arcana]], there is a softcore civil war in Giff society over whether their race name is pronounced with a "Hard G" ("guh-iff") or a "Soft G" ("jiff"), which mostly just serves as an excuse for brawls.		According to their 5e lore from [[Unearthed Arcana]], there is a softcore civil war in Giff society over whether their race name is pronounced with a "Hard G" ("guh-iff") or a "Soft G" ("jiff"), which mostly just serves as an excuse for brawls. This lore made it into their official Spelljammer 5e lore, along with another new element: when the Giff lost their homeworld, their racial gods almost died out with it... emphasis on "almost". They survived on divine life support by placing "sparks" of their divine essence in the collective souls of the giff, which has given the giff both their unquenchable racial compulsion to continue wandering [[Wildspace]] (they're instinctively looking for the corpses of their gods, which will lead to them resurrecting said gods) and a new ability to channel pure astral energy into their weapons.

	==PC Stats==		==PC Stats==
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	::Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet, and you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.		::Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet, and you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.
	::Damage Dealer. Like a hippopotamus in a crystalware shop, you are naturally adept at damaging things. When you roll a 1 on a damage die for a melee attack, you can reroll the die and use the new roll. You can do so no more than once per turn.		::Damage Dealer. Like a hippopotamus in a crystalware shop, you are naturally adept at damaging things. When you roll a 1 on a damage die for a melee attack, you can reroll the die and use the new roll. You can do so no more than once per turn.
			::Hippo Build. You have advantage on Strength-based ability checks and Strength saving throws. In addition, you count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.

			In August 2022, the official 5e giff debuted at last:
			::Ability Score: +2/+1 or +1/+1/+1 assigned to whatever stats you likle.
			::Creature Type: Humanoid
			::Size: Medium
			::Speed: Walk 30, Swim 30
			::Astral Spark: When you hit with a Simple or Martial weapon, you can invoke this trait to inflict bonus Force damage equal to your Proficiency Bonus. This can be done (Proficiency Bonus) times per long rest.
			::Firearms Mastery: You have Proficiency with all Firearms, and ignore both the Loading Property and the long range attack penalty with firearms.
	::Hippo Build. You have advantage on Strength-based ability checks and Strength saving throws. In addition, you count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.		::Hippo Build. You have advantage on Strength-based ability checks and Strength saving throws. In addition, you count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.

99.64.160.215: Capaliaztion correction

2022-08-02T04:44:41Z

Capaliaztion correction

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	[[Category:Spelljammer]]		[[Category:Spelljammer]]
	[[Category:Furry]]		[[Category:Furry]]

1d4chan>QuietBrowser at 21:58, 8 October 2021

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	Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.		Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.

			According to their expanded 5e lore from [[Unearthed Arcana]], there is a softcore civil war in giff society over whether their race name is pronounced with a "Hard G" ("guh-iff") or a "Soft G" ("jiff"), which mostly just serves as an excuse for brawls.

	==PC Stats==		==PC Stats==

1d4chan>QuietBrowser: ...Learn some basic English, man. I can't even figure out what this statement is supposed to be.

2021-10-08T21:08:24Z

...Learn some basic English, man. I can't even figure out what this statement is supposed to be.

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	As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, giff are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.		As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, giff are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.

	Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common~~. was introduced that their is a half slite in the race that's over if the race's name is pronounced with a hard of soft g~~.		Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.

	==PC Stats==		==PC Stats==
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	::Level Adjustment: +3		::Level Adjustment: +3

	~~5e unearth arcana:~~		5th edition finally saw them return as an [[Unearthed Arcana]] race in October 2021. Being a post-Tasha's race, they have no ability score modifiers, and being a UA race, they also break the mold of racial traits established in more mainstream books.
	::Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.		::Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.
	::Size. You are Medium.		::Size. You are Medium.

1d4chan>Stephenlucas600: /* PC Stats */

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PC Stats

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	5e unearth arcana:		5e unearth arcana:
	Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.		::Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.
	::Size. You are Medium.		::Size. You are Medium.
	::Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet, and you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.		::Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet, and you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.

1d4chan>Stephenlucas600: unearth arcana

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unearth arcana

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	As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, giff are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.		As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, giff are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.

	Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.		Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common. was introduced that their is a half slite in the race that's over if the race's name is pronounced with a hard of soft g.

	==PC Stats==		==PC Stats==
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	::Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Firearms		::Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Firearms
	::Level Adjustment: +3		::Level Adjustment: +3

			5e unearth arcana:
			Creature Type. You are a Humanoid.
			::Size. You are Medium.
			::Speed. Your walking speed is 30 feet, and you have a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.
			::Damage Dealer. Like a hippopotamus in a crystalware shop, you are naturally adept at damaging things. When you roll a 1 on a damage die for a melee attack, you can reroll the die and use the new roll. You can do so no more than once per turn.
			::Hippo Build. You have advantage on Strength-based ability checks and Strength saving throws. In addition, you count as one size larger when determining your carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	[[File:Giff 5e.png\|left\|thumb\|Note the overly complicated steampunk smoking pipe.]]		[[File:Giff 5e.png\|left\|thumb\|Note the overly complicated steampunk smoking pipe.]]
	Hailing from [[Dungeons & Dragons]] setting of [[Spelljammer]], the '''~~giff~~''' are... well, how do we put this? Take an [[furry\|anthropomorphic hippopotamus]], and then make him a parody of "Age of Sail" British army officers, with not a lot of imagination and a childish fixation upon ridiculously ostentatious military garb. Toss in an absolutely insane obsession with gunpowder weaponry, and you more or less have the giff in a nutshell.		Hailing from [[Dungeons & Dragons]] setting of [[Spelljammer]], the '''Giff''' are... well, how do we put this? Take an [[furry\|anthropomorphic hippopotamus]], and then make him a parody of "Age of Sail" British army officers, with not a lot of imagination and a childish fixation upon ridiculously ostentatious military garb. Toss in an absolutely insane obsession with gunpowder weaponry, and you more or less have the giff in a nutshell.

	The ~~giff~~ are unusual amongst the more combat focused racial-cultures in D&D in that they aren't so much about fighting for its own sake as they are a culture of mercenaries. Giff believe that everything has a purpose, and the ~~giff~~'s purpose is to obey orders. Their society is structured like a giant, somewhat overcomplicated (again, British army sterotypes) military unit system, and the entire race wanders Wildspace selling their services as mercenaries to anyone willing to pay them in the stuff they find useful - preferably food, gear and (above all) gunpowder (no, really, their entry in the ''Monstrous Manual'' says you can hire them with [[dakka]]. Presumably, more than they'll use in the encounter in question, but maybe not even that ... they are certainly focused, we'll give them that.)		The Giff are unusual amongst the more combat focused racial-cultures in D&D in that they aren't so much about fighting for its own sake as they are a culture of mercenaries. Giff believe that everything has a purpose, and the Giff's purpose is to obey orders. Their society is structured like a giant, somewhat overcomplicated (again, British army sterotypes) military unit system, and the entire race wanders Wildspace selling their services as mercenaries to anyone willing to pay them in the stuff they find useful - preferably food, gear and (above all) gunpowder (no, really, their entry in the ''Monstrous Manual'' says you can hire them with [[dakka]]. Presumably, more than they'll use in the encounter in question, but maybe not even that ... they are certainly focused, we'll give them that.)

	That's not to say they don't also enjoy brawling for its own sake, because they do; ~~giff~~ love to prove their strength, and with their tough hides and sheer sturdiness consider brawling to be a friendly activity. That said, don't '''ever''' pull a weapon during a ~~giff~~ brawl; in the ~~giff~~ culture, weapons are drawn only for real fights, so if you draw a knife, you've immediately changed the mood from "friendly dust-up" to "death match" and the ~~giff~~ will respond accordingly. (This is generally good advice in most ''non''-hippo-man brawls, by the by.) Weapons permeate their culture; not only are they status symbols and ''de facto'' currency, but also adulthood in Giff culture is defined as when you will be able to survive a misfiring [[firearm\|arquebus]].		That's not to say they don't also enjoy brawling for its own sake, because they do; Giff love to prove their strength, and with their tough hides and sheer sturdiness consider brawling to be a friendly activity. That said, don't '''ever''' pull a weapon during a Giff brawl; in the Giff culture, weapons are drawn only for real fights, so if you draw a knife, you've immediately changed the mood from "friendly dust-up" to "death match" and the Giff will respond accordingly. (This is generally good advice in most ''non''-hippo-man brawls, by the by.) Weapons permeate their culture; not only are they status symbols and ''de facto'' currency, but also adulthood in Giff culture is defined as when you will be able to survive a misfiring [[firearm\|arquebus]].

	Giff are found throughout Wildspace, going wherever the mercenary work takes them, and rarely if ever forming permanent colonies on any planet. Nobody knows what happened to the ~~giff~~ homeworld, although the most common belief is that they blew it up by accident and were saved by the [[Arcane]]. Considering that one of the few ~~giff~~-made spelljammers is the Great Bombard, which is basically a ''giant fucking cannon'' with a ship attached to it (yes you read that right, not a ship with a cannon attached to it, a ''CANNON'' with a ''SHIP'' attached to it) that is ''just'' big enough to fly that cannon around, and that most spelljamming takes place in the Phlogiston, where the atmosphere is ''highly explosive'', you can see why people find this easy to believe.		Giff are found throughout Wildspace, going wherever the mercenary work takes them, and rarely if ever forming permanent colonies on any planet. Nobody knows what happened to the Giff homeworld, although the most common belief is that they blew it up by accident and were saved by the [[Arcane]]. Considering that one of the few Giff-made spelljammers is the Great Bombard, which is basically a ''giant fucking cannon'' with a ship attached to it (yes you read that right, not a ship with a cannon attached to it, a ''CANNON'' with a ''SHIP'' attached to it) that is ''just'' big enough to fly that cannon around, and that most spelljamming takes place in the Phlogiston, where the atmosphere is ''highly explosive'', you can see why people find this easy to believe.

	As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, ~~giff~~ are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.		As comical as they may look, and they certainly aren't the brightest, Giff are not something to tangle with. Like real hippos, they're incredibly strong and tough; in AD&D, the Monster Manual version of these guys had the same strength as hill giants, who were nearly twice their height. Even in later editions, they're still quite dangerous to fuck with. In 5e they scoff at your [[Medieval Stasis\|medieval stasis]] and will quite happily gun you down with muskets, blow you up with grenades (doing almost fire ball levels of damage) or trample you if you get too close.

	Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.		Giff are not the same thing as [[Gith]]. Trust us, we know they sound alike, but they have nothing in common.

	According to their expanded 5e lore from [[Unearthed Arcana]], there is a softcore civil war in ~~giff~~ society over whether their race name is pronounced with a "Hard G" ("guh-iff") or a "Soft G" ("jiff"), which mostly just serves as an excuse for brawls.		According to their expanded 5e lore from [[Unearthed Arcana]], there is a softcore civil war in Giff society over whether their race name is pronounced with a "Hard G" ("guh-iff") or a "Soft G" ("jiff"), which mostly just serves as an excuse for brawls.

	==PC Stats==		==PC Stats==
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	::Ability Score Modifiers: +2 Strength, -1 Intelligence		::Ability Score Modifiers: +2 Strength, -1 Intelligence
	::Class & Level Limits: 15th level [[Fighter]] or 10th level [[Rogue\|Thief]]		::Class & Level Limits: 15th level [[Fighter]] or 10th level [[Rogue\|Thief]]
	::Inherently Nonmagical: Can never become a Priest or a Mage, cannot use Spelljamming Helms, 10% resistance to spells, 10% chance each time use is attempted that a magical item that is not a weapon, shield, armor, gauntlet, girdle or specifically intended for the ~~giff~~'s class will not function.		::Inherently Nonmagical: Can never become a Priest or a Mage, cannot use Spelljamming Helms, 10% resistance to spells, 10% chance each time use is attempted that a magical item that is not a weapon, shield, armor, gauntlet, girdle or specifically intended for the Giff's class will not function.
	::Melee & Missile Weapons use the damage from the "L" column when they hit a ~~giff~~.		::Melee & Missile Weapons use the damage from the "L" column when they hit a Giff.
	::Giff triple the price of armor, as it must be custom made to fit them.		::Giff triple the price of armor, as it must be custom made to fit them.
	::Natural AC is 6, which a shield can lower to 5; when wearing armor, apply [[THAC0\|the lower AC]].		::Natural AC is 6, which a shield can lower to 5; when wearing armor, apply [[THAC0\|the lower AC]].
	::Can headbutt as a melee attack, which inflicts 2d6 damage.		::Can headbutt as a melee attack, which inflicts 2d6 damage.

	3.5 stats for the ~~giff~~ officially appeared in issue #339 of [[Dragon Magazine]], with the following profile:		3.5 stats for the Giff officially appeared in issue #339 of [[Dragon Magazine]], with the following profile:
	::Strength +8, Constitution +4, Intelligence -2, Wisdom -4		::Strength +8, Constitution +4, Intelligence -2, Wisdom -4
	::Medium		::Medium