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1d4chan>FlintTD at 09:09, 6 March 2011

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1d4chan>TarsTarkas at 07:44, 28 December 2009

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	<center><table><tr><td><div style="border:1px solid #000000"><div style="background: #BBEEBB">[[Image:Small Book.png\|40px]]<small>The following article is a [[/tg/]] related story or fanfic. Should you continue, expect to find [[tl;dr]] and an occasional amount of [[awesome]].</small></div></div></td></tr></table></center>		<center><table><tr><td><div style="border:1px solid #000000"><div style="background: #BBEEBB">[[Image:Small Book.png\|40px]]<small>The following article is a [[/tg/]] related story or fanfic. Should you continue, expect to find [[tl;dr]] and an occasional amount of [[awesome]].</small></div></div></td></tr></table></center>

	[[image:Hip_hop_cultist.jpg\|thumb]]		[[image:Hip_hop_cultist.jpg\|thumb]]
	Hip Hop 40k was written by generic writefag. Still, its quite win.
			"Hip Hop 40k" was written by generic writefag. Still, its quite win.

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	"Yo, man... You see this shit?"		"Yo, man...You see this shit?"

	"Fuckin' Imperium, dog."		"Fuckin' Imperium, dog."
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	*You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
	*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
	*Space ~~marine~~ mothafucka's can't you see?		*Space Marine mothafucka's can't you see?
	*Cause we the future of Humanity.		*Cause we the future of Humanity.
	*Holdin' down the Immaterium,		*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
	*sendin' our beats down the ~~etherium~~.		*sendin' our beats down the Etherium.
	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	*cause...		*cause...
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	*Say "Like the veggie?" Your balls'll get torn.		*Say "Like the veggie?" Your balls'll get torn.
	*Skulls, brass, rivers of blood are my thing,		*Skulls, brass, rivers of blood are my thing,
	*me an' my homies wear that shit like bling.(Now watch him sing!)		*me an' my homies wear that shit like bling. (Now watch him sing!)
	*My boys are nuts, but don't let 'em get close,		*My boys are nuts, but don't let 'em get close,
	*or they'll rip you apart from your head to your toes, friends or foes.		*or they'll rip you apart from your head to your toes, friends or foes.
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	*the one you see		*the one you see
	*when you want to know the paths of destiny.		*when you want to know the paths of destiny.
	*I am the ~~Lord~~ of magic,		*I am the lord of magic,
	*I make witches and warlocks		*I make witches and warlocks
	*and once in a while a spawn, it's tragic.		*and once in a while a spawn, it's tragic.
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	*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
	*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
	*Space ~~marine~~ mothafucka's can't you see?		*Space Marine mothafucka's can't you see?
	*Cause we the future of Humanity.		*Cause we the future of Humanity.
	*Holdin' down the Immaterium,		*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
	*sendin' our beats down the ~~etherium~~.		*sendin' our beats down the Etherium.
	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	*cause...		*cause...
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	*Before I make you throw somethin' else up.		*Before I make you throw somethin' else up.
	*(He smells like shit!) Shut your mouth, punk.		*(He smells like shit!) Shut your mouth, punk.
	*Don't be ~~jealousI~~ got both types of funk.		*Don't be jealous I got both types of funk.
	*~~Yea~~ I smell bad and sure I ain't clever,		*Yeah I smell bad and sure I ain't clever,
	*but Big Daddy Nurgle's boys all live forever.		*but Big Daddy Nurgle's boys all live forever.
	*That's right, I stop death, you fear it, you see me.		*That's right, I stop death, you fear it, you see me.
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	*WHAT?		*WHAT?
	*LET'S GO!		*LET'S GO!
	*Doomrider screamin, I'm lettin' him free.		*Doomrider screamin', I'm lettin' him free.
	*Packin pills, pot, crack and LSD.		*Packin' pills, pot, crack and LSD.
	*"C-C-C-COCAINE!"		*"C-C-C-COCAINE!"
	*And anything else.		*And anything else.
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	*the show stops,		*the show stops,
	*with daemonettes with no tops.		*with daemonettes with no tops.
	*"~~YEAHH~~!!"		*"YEAH!!"


	*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
	*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
	*Space ~~marine~~ mothafucka's can't you see?		*Space Marine mothafucka's can't you see?
	*Cause we the future of Humanity.		*Cause we the future of Humanity.
	*Holdin' down the Immaterium,		*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
	*sendin' our beats down the ~~etherium~~.		*sendin' our beats down the Etherium.
	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	*cause...		*cause...
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	*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit. "WHAT?"		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit. "WHAT?"
	*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it. "WHAT"		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it. "WHAT"
	*Space ~~marine~~ mothafucka's can't you see? "WHAT?"		*Space Marine mothafucka's can't you see? "WHAT?"
	*Cause we the future of Humanity. "YEAH!"		*Cause we the future of Humanity. "YEAH!"
	*Holdin' down the Immaterium, "WHAT?"		*Holdin' down the Immaterium, "WHAT?"
	*sendin' our beats down the ~~etherium~~. "WHAT?		*sendin' our beats down the Etherium. "WHAT?
	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us, "YEAH!"		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us, "YEAH!"
	*cause...		*cause...
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	"I SAID SHUT UP, ~~DICKWEASIL~~."		"I SAID SHUT UP, DICKWEASEL."


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	"~~God dammit~~."		"Goddammit."


	"Hee hee."		"Hee-hee."


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	"...Hold up... Is that thing still on?"		"...Hold up...Is that thing still on?"


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	".. ~~God dammit~~."		"...Goddammit."

1d4chan>Gesmana at 08:58, 6 November 2009

2009-11-06T08:58:49Z

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	<center><table><tr><td><div style="border:1px solid #000000"><div style="background: #BBEEBB">[[Image:Small Book.png\|40px]]<small>The following article is a [[/tg/]] related story or fanfic. Should you continue, expect to find [[tl;dr]] and an occasional amount of [[awesome]].</small></div></div></td></tr></table></center>		<center><table><tr><td><div style="border:1px solid #000000"><div style="background: #BBEEBB">[[Image:Small Book.png\|40px]]<small>The following article is a [[/tg/]] related story or fanfic. Should you continue, expect to find [[tl;dr]] and an occasional amount of [[awesome]].</small></div></div></td></tr></table></center>
			[[image:Hip_hop_cultist.jpg\|thumb]]
	Hip Hop 40k was written by generic writefag. Still, its quite win.		Hip Hop 40k was written by generic writefag. Still, its quite win.
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1d4chan>Gesmana at 17:23, 14 October 2009

2009-10-14T17:23:47Z

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	"Yo, man... You see this shit?"		"Yo, man... You see this shit?"

1d4chan>Gesmana at 17:21, 14 October 2009

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	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	*cause...		*cause...


	*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"		*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"


	*Yo, bitch I'm the Blood God, they call me Khorne.		*Yo, bitch I'm the Blood God, they call me Khorne.
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	*And if nobody's around, we kill each other for fun.		*And if nobody's around, we kill each other for fun.
	*Blood for the Blood God, don't care whence it comes...		*Blood for the Blood God, don't care whence it comes...


	*Creep with me.		*Creep with me.
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	*I'm dead cunning		*I'm dead cunning
	*you up against me you better start running.		*you up against me you better start running.


	*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
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	*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	*cause...		*cause...


	*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-		*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-


	*It's Big Daddy Nurgle so throw ya hands up.		*It's Big Daddy Nurgle so throw ya hands up.
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	*Join the legion of rot, and last through the years.		*Join the legion of rot, and last through the years.
	*All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.		*All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.


	*WHAT?		*WHAT?
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	*"YEAHH!!"		*"YEAHH!!"

	~~-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.~~
	~~Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.~~
	~~Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?~~
	~~Cause we the future of Humanity.~~
	~~Holdin' down the Immaterium,~~
	~~sendin' our beats down the etherium.~~
	~~Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,~~
	~~cause...~~

	"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
			*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
			*Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?
			*Cause we the future of Humanity.
			*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
			*sendin' our beats down the etherium.
			*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
			*cause...


			*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-


			*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit. "WHAT?"
			*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it. "WHAT"
			*Space marine mothafucka's can't you see? "WHAT?"
			*Cause we the future of Humanity. "YEAH!"
			*Holdin' down the Immaterium, "WHAT?"
			*sendin' our beats down the etherium. "WHAT?
			*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us, "YEAH!"
			*cause...

	~~-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit. "WHAT?"~~
	~~Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it. "WHAT"~~
	~~Space marine mothafucka's can't you see? "WHAT?"~~
	~~Cause we the future of Humanity. "YEAH!"~~
	~~Holdin' down the Immaterium, "WHAT?"~~
	~~sendin' our beats down the etherium. "WHAT?~~
	~~Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us, "YEAH!"~~
	~~cause...~~

	"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-		*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-


	...		...


	"C-C-C-COCAINE!!!"		"C-C-C-COCAINE!!!"


	"Don't you ever say anything else?"		"Don't you ever say anything else?"


	"YEAH!"		"YEAH!"


	"Like what?"		"Like what?"


	"WHAT?!"		"WHAT?!"


	"I said 'Like what?'"		"I said 'Like what?'"


	"WHAT?!"		"WHAT?!"


	"SLAANESH SHUT THAT LITTLE CRACKMONKEY THE FUCK UP."		"SLAANESH SHUT THAT LITTLE CRACKMONKEY THE FUCK UP."


	"WHAT?!"		"WHAT?!"


	"I SAID SHUT UP, DICKWEASIL."		"I SAID SHUT UP, DICKWEASIL."


	"...OKAAAY!"		"...OKAAAY!"


	"God dammit."		"God dammit."


	"Hee hee."		"Hee hee."


	"Shut up, Slaanesh."		"Shut up, Slaanesh."


	"...Hold up... Is that thing still on?"		"...Hold up... Is that thing still on?"


	"Hyesss, mahstohr."		"Hyesss, mahstohr."


	".. God dammit."		".. God dammit."


	...		...


	...		...


	"...Just as planned."		"...Just as planned."

	[[Category:Stories]]		[[Category:Stories]]

1d4chan>Gesmana at 17:19, 14 October 2009

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	*All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.		*All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.

	WHAT?		*WHAT?
	WHAT?		*WHAT?
	WHAT?		*WHAT?
	LET'S GO!		*LET'S GO!
	Doomrider screamin, I'm lettin' him free.		*Doomrider screamin, I'm lettin' him free.
	Packin pills, pot, crack and LSD.		*Packin pills, pot, crack and LSD.
	"C-C-C-COCAINE!"		*"C-C-C-COCAINE!"
	And anything else.		*And anything else.
	I'm the prince of excess, I take pleasure in pain!		*I'm the prince of excess, I take pleasure in pain!
	Any sensation, whether it's pleasure or not,		*Any sensation, whether it's pleasure or not,
	as long as it's intense, man, I'll make it hot.		*as long as it's intense, man, I'll make it hot.
	Party with Slaanesh, only the acid drops		*Party with Slaanesh, only the acid drops
	we on tops,		*we on tops,
	the show stops,		*the show stops,
	with daemonettes with no tops.		*with daemonettes with no tops.
	"YEAHH!!"		*"YEAHH!!"

	-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.

1d4chan>Gesmana at 17:18, 14 October 2009

2009-10-14T17:18:35Z

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	<Chorus>		<Chorus>

	You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
	Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
	Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?		*Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?
	Cause we the future of Humanity.		*Cause we the future of Humanity.
	Holdin' down the Immaterium,		*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
	sendin' our beats down the etherium.		*sendin' our beats down the etherium.
	Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	cause...		*cause...

	"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"		*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"

	Yo, bitch I'm the Blood God, they call me Khorne.		*Yo, bitch I'm the Blood God, they call me Khorne.
	Say "Like the veggie?" Your balls'll get torn.		*Say "Like the veggie?" Your balls'll get torn.
	Skulls, brass, rivers of blood are my thing,		*Skulls, brass, rivers of blood are my thing,
	me an' my homies wear that shit like bling.(Now watch him sing!)		*me an' my homies wear that shit like bling.(Now watch him sing!)
	My boys are nuts, but don't let 'em get close,		*My boys are nuts, but don't let 'em get close,
	or they'll rip you apart from your head to your toes, friends or foes.		*or they'll rip you apart from your head to your toes, friends or foes.
	Up close, the Bloodthirster reigns,		*Up close, the Bloodthirster reigns,
	chops you to bits and laughs at your pain.		*chops you to bits and laughs at your pain.
	And if nobody's around, we kill each other for fun.		*And if nobody's around, we kill each other for fun.
	Blood for the Blood God, don't care whence it comes...		*Blood for the Blood God, don't care whence it comes...

	Creep with me.		*Creep with me.
	As we travel down the strands of fate.		*As we travel down the strands of fate.
	With the Changer of Ways		*With the Changer of Ways
	in the shadow of the valley of hate.		*in the shadow of the valley of hate.
	I am the one with the key,		*I am the one with the key,
	the one you see		*the one you see
	when you want to know the paths of destiny.		*when you want to know the paths of destiny.
	I am the Lord of magic,		*I am the Lord of magic,
	I make witches and warlocks		*I make witches and warlocks
	and once in a while a spawn, it's tragic.		*and once in a while a spawn, it's tragic.
	But also real funny,		*But also real funny,
	cause he could see the future but I bet he didn't see that coming.		*cause he could see the future but I bet he didn't see that coming.
	I'm dead cunning		*I'm dead cunning
	you up against me you better start running.		*you up against me you better start running.

	-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.		*-You think you roll, boy, you don't know shit.
	Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.		*Imperial mothafucka's don't realize it.
	Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?		*Space marine mothafucka's can't you see?
	Cause we the future of Humanity.		*Cause we the future of Humanity.
	Holdin' down the Immaterium,		*Holdin' down the Immaterium,
	sendin' our beats down the etherium.		*sendin' our beats down the etherium.
	Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,		*Yo' weak-ass corpse god can't stop us,
	cause...		*cause...

	"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-		*"Hwee cap-toored eet fohr kay-ohss!!"-

	It's Big Daddy Nurgle so throw ya hands up.		*It's Big Daddy Nurgle so throw ya hands up.
	Before I make you throw somethin' else up.		*Before I make you throw somethin' else up.
	(He smells like shit!) Shut your mouth, punk.		*(He smells like shit!) Shut your mouth, punk.
	Don't be jealousI got both types of funk.		*Don't be jealousI got both types of funk.
	Yea I smell bad and sure I ain't clever,		*Yea I smell bad and sure I ain't clever,
	but Big Daddy Nurgle's boys all live forever.		*but Big Daddy Nurgle's boys all live forever.
	That's right, I stop death, you fear it, you see me.		*That's right, I stop death, you fear it, you see me.
	Fuck Davy Jones, he wishes that he WAS me.		*Fuck Davy Jones, he wishes that he WAS me.
	All things decay, I'm not gonna lie,		*All things decay, I'm not gonna lie,
	and no matter what happens you rot when you die.		*and no matter what happens you rot when you die.
	But decay never dies, it finishes and leaves.		*But decay never dies, it finishes and leaves.
	But be decay, carry it with you you'll understand me.		*But be decay, carry it with you you'll understand me.
	Your body may rot, and you'll spread decay,		*Your body may rot, and you'll spread decay,
	but to live without death it's a small price to pay.		*but to live without death it's a small price to pay.
	Join the legion of rot, and last through the years.		*Join the legion of rot, and last through the years.
	All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.		*All Big Daddy Nurgle's kids live with no fears.

	WHAT?		WHAT?