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Do I need a camel?

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	"So I sent my idiot brother to town the other day to buy a cow. Only problem? He passes Crazy Hassan's on the way into town. The moron came back two hours later with a camel, painted white with black spots. Praise Pelor I didn't send him after a dozen chickens..."		"So I sent my idiot brother to town the other day to buy a cow. Only problem? He passes Crazy Hassan's on the way into town. The moron came back two hours later with a camel, painted white with black spots. Praise Pelor I didn't send him after a dozen chickens..."

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Crazy Hassan and the Seaside Town

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	===Crazy Hassan and the Seaside Town===		===Crazy Hassan and the Seaside Town===

	A great fire had razed the port town. Nearly all ships had sunk, those still afloat were still burning. ~~At first all~~ seems lost, there is no way you're going to get across the ocean in time. Dejected you venture in to town where most of the buildings seem to have only minor damage. While looking for the tavern you come across a familiar sight. Crazy Hassan's Used Camels.		A great fire had razed the port town. Nearly all ships had sunk, those still afloat were still burning. All seems lost, there is no way you're going to get across the ocean in time. Dejected, you venture in to town where most of the buildings seem to have only minor damage. While looking for the tavern you come across a familiar sight. Crazy Hassan's Used Camels.

	Hassan's head pops out of the tent, his head darts around until he spots you. It's almost like he knew you were coming.		Hassan's head pops out of the tent, his head darts around until he spots you. It's almost like he knew you were coming.

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2019-11-28T12:14:30Z

Napoleon's Field Diary Excerpts

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	8th Entry - Lord Above, he has sent us more camels. Perhaps I misspoke when I said we could use all the camels we could get.		8th Entry - Lord Above, he has sent us more camels. Perhaps I misspoke when I said we could use all the camels we could get.

	9th Entry - I officially have more camels than ~~the~~ men under my command.		9th Entry - I officially have more camels than men under my command.

	10th Entry - I officially have more camels than the men under my command have testicles.		10th Entry - I officially have more camels than the men under my command have testicles.

1d4chan>Coreydragon at 01:14, 8 April 2018

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	[[File:Crazy_Hassan_in_the_Desert.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\|USED CAMELS ARE BEST CAMELS!]]		[[File:Crazy_Hassan_in_the_Desert.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|right\|USED CAMELS ARE BEST CAMELS!]]

	Hassan, also known as Crazy Hassan, is a used camel salesman. He's about average build with dark skin and silver teeth dot his broad smile~~; he~~ wears dusty robes~~. Atop~~ his head is a turban and atop his turban is a fez. Some say he's a multiversal singularity, other say he's a time traveler. What we do know is that whenever you are in need of cheap and affordable transport, Hassan's tent will be there. Although the customers may be baffled to see him, he will nonetheless try (and succeed) to sell them camels and camel-related accessories. He will usually throw in a pack of dates and other seemingly unrelated items like a jacket that's about a size too big for anyone who receives it. Every customer that is visited by Hassan leaves with a camel, whether they wanted one or not.		Hassan, also known as Crazy Hassan, is a used camel salesman. He's about average build with dark skin, and silver teeth dot his broad smile. He wears dusty robes; atop his head is a turban, and atop his turban is a fez. Some say he's a multiversal singularity, other say he's a time traveler. What we do know is that whenever you are in need of cheap and affordable transport, Hassan's tent will be there. Although the customers may be baffled to see him, he will nonetheless try (and succeed) to sell them camels and camel-related accessories. He will usually throw in a pack of dates and other seemingly unrelated items like a jacket that's about a size too big for anyone who receives it. Every customer that is visited by Hassan leaves with a camel, whether they wanted one or not.

	The most peculiar thing about Hassan's business is that he will conduct it anywhere. He operates mostly in the desert, but can (and will) show up in tundra, north pole, grasslands, sea shores and other terrain types. Always with camels. It is possible he lives in the Eldar Webway, allowing him access to just about any point in space... as for time, who the fuck knows, it's Hasssan!		The most peculiar thing about Hassan's business is that he will conduct it anywhere. He operates mostly in the desert, but can (and will) show up in tundra, north pole, grasslands, sea shores and other terrain types. Always with camels. It is possible he lives in the Eldar Webway, allowing him access to just about any point in space... as for time, who the fuck knows, it's Hasssan!

	His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked, however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.		His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked; however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.

	Hassan also has a wife. Some say she's a princess, or a queen. Others say she's a desert beauty, rescued by Hassan himself from a life in a ~~Harem~~. She herself is part of the mystery surrounding Hassan's presence. She is a skilled rider of many mounting beasts, not just camels, and her beauty is beyond compare. We're pretty sure she's not a camel, though.		Hassan also has a wife. Some say she's a princess, or a queen. Others say she's a desert beauty, rescued by Hassan himself from a life in a harem. She herself is part of the mystery surrounding Hassan's presence. She is a skilled rider of many mounting beasts, not just camels, and her beauty is beyond compare. We're pretty sure she's not a camel, though.

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	His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked, however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.		His camels themselves are equally mysterious. As far as anyone has been able to discern, they are indeed regular Camelus Dromedarius. He may carry other breeds as well if asked, however there is nothing special or magical about them. But when Hassan sells you a camel, it will perform exactly to his specifications.

	Hassan also has a wife. Some say she's a princess, or a queen. Others say she's a desert beauty, rescued by Hassan himself from a life in a Harem. She herself is part of the mystery surrounding Hassan's presence. She is a skilled rider of many mounting beasts, not just camels, and her beauty is beyond compare.		Hassan also has a wife. Some say she's a princess, or a queen. Others say she's a desert beauty, rescued by Hassan himself from a life in a Harem. She herself is part of the mystery surrounding Hassan's presence. She is a skilled rider of many mounting beasts, not just camels, and her beauty is beyond compare. We're pretty sure she's not a camel, though.

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Crazy Hassan and the Battle of Sallahra VII

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	Abaddon cackled insanely as he watched the Imperial Guard lines start to buckle under his assault. The waves upon waves of gibbering spawn, supported by his own chaos space marines was now unstoppable. The hidden Demolisher tanks had been dealt with already, he feared them no more. This was going to be his day.		Abaddon cackled insanely as he watched the Imperial Guard lines start to buckle under his assault. The waves upon waves of gibbering spawn, supported by his own chaos space marines was now unstoppable. The hidden Demolisher tanks had been dealt with already, he feared them no more. This was going to be his day.

	He redoubled his laughter, the guardsmen were starting to break. The bolt pistols of Commissars sang out along the entire line trying to keep the rabble in place. All it would need was one more push, one last assault. Abaddon began to run for the front, he would finish this personally, he had beaten Creed's plan and now he would torture the fool. This was going to be glorious slaughter in the name of dark go--		He redoubled his laughter; the guardsmen were starting to break. The bolt pistols of Commissars sang out along the entire line trying to keep the rabble in place. All it would need was one more push, one last assault. Abaddon began to run for the front, he would finish this personally, he had beaten Creed's plan and now he would torture the fool. This was going to be glorious slaughter in the name of dark go--

	The thundering rage of stampede ten thousand feet strong roared over the din of battle. Abaddon looked confused toward his flank.		The thundering rage of stampede ten thousand feet strong roared over the din of battle. Abaddon looked confused toward his flank.

2602:306:C519:ABB0:E4F8:9F72:CEB6:2251: /* Crazy Hassan and the Lack of Camels */

2017-10-20T00:55:42Z

Crazy Hassan and the Lack of Camels

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	Hassan"		Hassan"

	"And that my, ~~young grand children~~ is how I became the owner of the largest camel herd in all the desert. I have lived my life doing to others as I thought Hassan would like, treating others as a favored customer always. Never forget this man, I beg you, for he was a man like no other."		And that, my young grandchildren, is how I became the owner of the largest camel herd in all the desert. I have lived my life doing to others as I thought Hassan would like, treating others as a favored customer always. Never forget this man, I beg you, for he was a man like no other.

	===Crazy Hassan and the Sultan of Al-Rukar===		===Crazy Hassan and the Sultan of Al-Rukar===

2602:306:C519:ABB0:E4F8:9F72:CEB6:2251: /* Crazy Hassan and the Tallarn Raiders */

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Crazy Hassan and the Tallarn Raiders

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	“You… want to sell us your-“		“You… want to sell us your-“

	“DEAL! YOU HAVE CAMELS I HAVE SALE. AND REMEMBER, CRAAAAAAAAAAZY HASSAN HAS THE BEST CAMELS IN THE GALAXY. YOU NO LIKE, CASH BACK ~~GUARANTEED”~~		“DEAL! YOU HAVE CAMELS I HAVE SALE. AND REMEMBER, CRAAAAAAAAAAZY HASSAN HAS THE BEST CAMELS IN THE GALAXY. YOU NO LIKE, CASH BACK GUARANTEED!”

	And with that the crazed loon ran off into the desert, never to be seen by Assam again. The Tallarns, unsure of what to make of this, mounted up and delivered their message.		And with that the crazed loon ran off into the desert, never to be seen by Assam again. The Tallarns, unsure of what to make of this, mounted up and delivered their message.