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	==On a more serious note==		==On a more serious note==
	Hats always have been a common attire among all classes of all societies around the world. They provide safety from heat, keep you dry and look damned fashionable. What separates a hat from a cap is mainly that a hat runs around the entire rim of the hat, whereas a cap only has only one prominent rim or none at all. When [[~~helmets~~\|~~Helmet~~]] fell out of use from military field dresses, hats generally replaced them (especially in the infantry) and quickly incorporated distinguishing elements that would show which army the soldier in question belongs to, like concards and ribbons. Since humans are naturally inclined to seek out one anothers faces, this worked out pretty well most of the time. Even though it is mocked above, the size, shape and form of a hat also has been used to signify ones social standing since the dawn of ages because we as a species just are like that.		Hats always have been a common attire among all classes of all societies around the world. They provide safety from heat, keep you dry and look damned fashionable. What separates a hat from a cap is mainly that a hat runs around the entire rim of the hat, whereas a cap only has only one prominent rim or none at all. When [[Helmet\|Helmets]] fell out of use from military field dresses, hats generally replaced them (especially in the infantry) and quickly incorporated distinguishing elements that would show which army the soldier in question belongs to, like concards and ribbons. Since humans are naturally inclined to seek out one anothers faces, this worked out pretty well most of the time. Even though it is mocked above, the size, shape and form of a hat also has been used to signify ones social standing since the dawn of ages because we as a species just are like that.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	==On a more serious note==		==On a more serious note==
	Hats always have been a common attire among all classes of all societies around the world. They provide safety from heat, keep you dry and look damned fashionable. What separates a hat from a cap is mainly that a hat runs around the entire rim of the hat, whereas a cap only has only one prominent rim or none at all. When [[~~helmet~~		Hats always have been a common attire among all classes of all societies around the world. They provide safety from heat, keep you dry and look damned fashionable. What separates a hat from a cap is mainly that a hat runs around the entire rim of the hat, whereas a cap only has only one prominent rim or none at all. When [[helmets\|Helmet]] fell out of use from military field dresses, hats generally replaced them (especially in the infantry) and quickly incorporated distinguishing elements that would show which army the soldier in question belongs to, like concards and ribbons. Since humans are naturally inclined to seek out one anothers faces, this worked out pretty well most of the time. Even though it is mocked above, the size, shape and form of a hat also has been used to signify ones social standing since the dawn of ages because we as a species just are like that.
	s\|Helmet]] fell out of use from military field dresses, hats generally replaced them (especially in the infantry) and quickly incorporated distinguishing elements that would show which army the soldier in question belongs to, like concards and ribbons. Since humans are naturally inclined to seek out one anothers faces, this worked out pretty well most of the time. Even though it is mocked above, the size, shape and form of a hat also has been used to signify ones social standing since the dawn of ages because we as a species just are like that.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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			==On a more serious note==
			Hats always have been a common attire among all classes of all societies around the world. They provide safety from heat, keep you dry and look damned fashionable. What separates a hat from a cap is mainly that a hat runs around the entire rim of the hat, whereas a cap only has only one prominent rim or none at all. When [[helmet
			s\|Helmet]] fell out of use from military field dresses, hats generally replaced them (especially in the infantry) and quickly incorporated distinguishing elements that would show which army the soldier in question belongs to, like concards and ribbons. Since humans are naturally inclined to seek out one anothers faces, this worked out pretty well most of the time. Even though it is mocked above, the size, shape and form of a hat also has been used to signify ones social standing since the dawn of ages because we as a species just are like that.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	Few people know that were GW to actually move the turgid plot of 40k along, it would be revealed all the races are in fact fighting for a cargo ship full of hats. <s>So that's what Abaddon really came to Cadia for; he wanted to split the planet open to get at the rich hat-veins Creed had hidden there in case he needed to be MORE manly than he already was</s>		Few people know that were GW to actually move the turgid plot of 40k along, it would be revealed all the races are in fact fighting for a cargo ship full of hats. <s>So that's what Abaddon really came to Cadia for; he wanted to split the planet open to get at the rich hat-veins Creed had hidden there in case he needed to be MORE manly than he already was</s>

	<s>WHAT THIS ISN'T TEAM FORTRESS 2</s> <s>GABEN BE PRAISED!</s> <s>[[Meme\|POOTIS SPENCER]] APPROVES THIS ARTICLE!</s>		<s>WHAT THIS ISN'T [[Team Fortress 2\|TEAM FORTRESS 2]]</s> <s>GABEN BE PRAISED!</s> <s>[[Meme\|POOTIS SPENCER]] APPROVES THIS ARTICLE!</s>

	[[Space Wolves\|RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]		[[Space Wolves\|RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

1d4chan>EFAP guest at 18:15, 6 August 2022

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	[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most ~~commissar~~.]]		[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most [[Commissar]].]]

	{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}		{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}

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	[[Ork]]z have embraced this human custom. Eldar say that they had mighty and noble hats millions of years before the first early hominid put rocks on their heads. If one is of La or O rank in the [[Tau]] Empire can often be determined by his/her headgear. [[Tyranids]], unfortunately, do not have the manufacturing capability to produce hats, so instead the size of your forehead spike counts in a similar way to the size of your hat in conventional armies. That is why the [[Swarmlord]] is the boss, as he has the biggest and most majestic of all the forehead spikes. [[Hormissar_Gaunt\|Although occasionally, some Tyranids wear hats, when the mood strikes them]]. Even the Necrons in the wake of their latest update have taken to the habit of bolting down hats onto their metal skulls. The split between the C'tan and the Necrons was all caused by one shocking secret; that the C'tan were hording all the best hats in the universe for themselves.		[[Ork]]z have embraced this human custom. Eldar say that they had mighty and noble hats millions of years before the first early hominid put rocks on their heads. If one is of La or O rank in the [[Tau]] Empire can often be determined by his/her headgear. [[Tyranids]], unfortunately, do not have the manufacturing capability to produce hats, so instead the size of your forehead spike counts in a similar way to the size of your hat in conventional armies. That is why the [[Swarmlord]] is the boss, as he has the biggest and most majestic of all the forehead spikes. [[Hormissar_Gaunt\|Although occasionally, some Tyranids wear hats, when the mood strikes them]]. Even the Necrons in the wake of their latest update have taken to the habit of bolting down hats onto their metal skulls. The split between the C'tan and the Necrons was all caused by one shocking secret; that the C'tan were hording all the best hats in the universe for themselves.

	<s>Take note that no-one has ever been seen as so important as to have Pauldrons AND a Hat, not even the [[Empra]].</s> The Emperor's most glorious and sexy laurel ~~leaf~~ is his hat. Only the [[The Wonderful Misadventures of: Inquisitor Fob and the Classy Marines\|Classy Marines]] are given the utmost honor of donning a hat in tandem with their pauldrons for optimum classiness (although it should be noted that the rank and file Classy Marine has pauldrons, a hat and a helmet). Actually, Magos Dominus of the Mechanicus get to wear both, showcasing why the Mechanicus still allow the Imperium to get shit done. In addition, Imperial scholars have concluded that not only does the Emprah's laurel leaf+halo count as a hat, it counts as the ''best'' hat, thus avoiding a massive schism in the Imperial Truth.		<s>Take note that no-one has ever been seen as so important as to have Pauldrons AND a Hat, not even the [[Empra]].</s> The Emperor's most glorious and sexy laurel wreath is his hat. Only the [[The Wonderful Misadventures of: Inquisitor Fob and the Classy Marines\|Classy Marines]] are given the utmost honor of donning a hat in tandem with their pauldrons for optimum classiness (although it should be noted that the rank and file Classy Marine has pauldrons, a hat and a helmet). Actually, Magos Dominus of the Mechanicus get to wear both, showcasing why the Mechanicus still allow the Imperium to get shit done. In addition, Imperial scholars have concluded that not only does the Emprah's laurel leaf+halo count as a hat, it counts as the ''best'' hat, thus avoiding a massive schism in the Imperial Truth.

	Few people know that were GW to actually move the turgid plot of 40k along, it would be revealed all the races are in fact fighting for a cargo ship full of hats. <s>So that's what Abaddon really came to Cadia for; he wanted to split the planet open to get at the rich hat-veins Creed had hidden there in case he needed to be MORE manly than he already was</s>		Few people know that were GW to actually move the turgid plot of 40k along, it would be revealed all the races are in fact fighting for a cargo ship full of hats. <s>So that's what Abaddon really came to Cadia for; he wanted to split the planet open to get at the rich hat-veins Creed had hidden there in case he needed to be MORE manly than he already was</s>

1d4chan>BigEisBackBois at 18:00, 25 May 2021

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	In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.		In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.

	Also, notice that ''[[helmet]]s'' are not a form of hat, in fact, they are quite the opposite. While a Hat makes you more important, a helmet makes you ''less'' important. This can be simply seen in the armies of the Imperium, and indeed, of the forces of Chaos and the various Xenos as well, regular troops in squads have helmets while the squad's commander only goes out with either optics, comm equipment, hat, or [[~~Bald Marines~~\|Astartes-pattern Bahldness]] to signify their rank or duty, but never a brain cage. The only exception is that they need it in extremely hazardous environments. This shows a clear social hierarchy in head and shoulderwear:		Also, notice that ''[[helmet]]s'' are not a form of hat, in fact, they are quite the opposite. While a Hat makes you more important, a helmet makes you ''less'' important. This can be simply seen in the armies of the Imperium, and indeed, of the forces of Chaos and the various Xenos as well, regular troops in squads have helmets while the squad's commander only goes out with either optics, comm equipment, hat, or [[Indrick_Boreale\|Astartes-pattern Bahldness]] to signify their rank or duty, but never a brain cage. The only exception is that they need it in extremely hazardous environments. This shows a clear social hierarchy in head and shoulderwear:
	<br> Helmet < No helmet < Hat < Pauldron + Helmet < Just Pauldron < Pauldron + Hat<br>		<br> Helmet < No helmet < Hat < Pauldron + Helmet < Just Pauldron < Pauldron + Hat<br>

1d4chan>Nubnuber at 03:17, 31 August 2020

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	[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most commissar.]]		[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most commissar.]]

	~~==Summary==~~
	{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}		{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}

	{{Topquote\|It was a tough call for me to make, but unfortunately that goes with the hat\|Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM}}		{{Topquote\|It was a tough call for me to make, but unfortunately that goes with the hat\|[[Ciaphas Cain]] HERO OF THE IMPERIUM}}

	In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.		In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.

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	[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most commissar.]]		[[Image:Grand High Motherfucking General Of The Universe.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I've got the most hats, therefore I am the most commissar.]]

	~~==Summary==~~
	{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}		{{Topquote\|Brothers, I say to you the darkest secret of all. That Horus, the cursed one, did want the God-Emperor's holy hat box for himself and so that is why he did spit on his oaths and try to wrestle the box from the hats of the Emperor. Thus is why the heresy began, the greatest shopping sale cat-fight in the history of mankind.\|[[Marneus Calgar]] reveals the dark, dark truth to the brothers of his chapter in a grand assembly.}}

	{{Topquote\|It was a tough call for me to make, but unfortunately that goes with the hat\|Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM}}		{{Topquote\|It was a tough call for me to make, but unfortunately that goes with the hat\|[[Ciaphas Cain]] HERO OF THE IMPERIUM}}

	In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.		In the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40,000\|far future]], the size of your '''hat''' determines how important you are. If your hat appears to be larger than those around you, you may be an important person!<br>You do still have to kiss the ass of anyone with [[pauldrons]], but whatchagonnado?<br> Consult your local Imperial administration office for further instructions if you believe you have a large hat.<br><br>Note that if your hat has frills, you may instead be a [[Touhou\|little girl]]. Should this be the case, please contact your local shrine maiden. If it has stars, a pointy tip, wide brim, and/or WIZZARD written on it, then you are probably a wizard or mage, and should seek help for what may likely be magically-induced memory loss.