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	A sequel to the [[Heretical Love]] quest thread on /tg/ started by the user {{Anonymous\|Papa-N\|!!z0ABcqUnNAP}}.		A sequel to the [[Heretical Love]] quest thread on /tg/ started by the user {{Anonymous\|Papa-N\|!!z0ABcqUnNAP}}.
	Currently a one-off but it might be continued. Now with more Ara ara.		Currently a one-off but it might be continued. Now with more Ara ara. (Someone better find the rest and write it up! IT IS IMPORTANT INQUISITORIAL RECORDS!)

	{{Promotions}}		{{Promotions}}

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	Your head snaps towards the field and away from the Tau funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.		Your head snaps towards the field and away from the Tau funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.

	The Grey Knight is using his powers not the lift the statue, but to ~~obliterate~~ the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the Yagis V.		The Grey Knight is using his powers not the lift the statue, but to attack the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the Yagis V.

	"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.		"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.

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	You survey Esh's competition from your seat. You see a Thousand Sons Sorcerer clad in power armor. There's a female Dark Eldar wearing very little who is stretching, giving the crowd quite a view as she does. You see what you can only guess is some kind of Tzeentch daemon and a very uncomfortable looking Grey Knight.		You survey Esh's competition from your seat. You see a Thousand Sons Sorcerer clad in power armor. There's a female Dark Eldar wearing very little who is stretching, giving the crowd quite a view as she does. You see what you can only guess is some kind of Tzeentch daemon and a very uncomfortable looking Grey Knight.

	In front of them is a colossal statue in the Emprah's likeness. Across the base of the statue it reads "~~500~~ lbs."		In front of them is a colossal statue in the Emprah's likeness. Across the base of the statue it reads "5000 lbs."

	The sorcerer is the first to go. He steps towards the statue as his armor begins to crackle with warp energy. His eyes glow with an intensifying light as he summons forth the power of the warp. The statue begins to shake, only a little at first. Slowly but surely the ground begins to groan as the weight is being lifted. It's looking good but energy starts flooding out of the joints of his armor as he strains to budge the effigy. The sorcerer struggles to keep focus but to no avail as he bursts in a brilliant light of power. His armor falls to the ground in pieces. A light breeze carries off the dust that was once human.		The sorcerer is the first to go. He steps towards the statue as his armor begins to crackle with warp energy. His eyes glow with an intensifying light as he summons forth the power of the warp. The statue begins to shake, only a little at first. Slowly but surely the ground begins to groan as the weight is being lifted. It's looking good but energy starts flooding out of the joints of his armor as he strains to budge the effigy. The sorcerer struggles to keep focus but to no avail as he bursts in a brilliant light of power. His armor falls to the ground in pieces. A light breeze carries off the dust that was once human.
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	Your head snaps towards the field and away from the Tau funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.		Your head snaps towards the field and away from the Tau funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.

	The Grey Knight is using his powers not the lift the statue, but to obliterate the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the ~~earth~~.		The Grey Knight is using his powers not the lift the statue, but to obliterate the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the Yagis V.

	"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.		"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.

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	The Emprah is pulling Tzeentch back, trying to calm her down. A deafening cacophony of cheers and boos rock the stadium, causing several more noise marines to erupt in ecstasy. Khorne is completely sloshed and can't help but enjoy the wanton carnage.		The Emprah is pulling Tzeentch back, trying to calm her down. A deafening cacophony of cheers and boos rock the stadium, causing several more noise marines to erupt in ecstasy. Khorne is completely sloshed and can't help but enjoy the wanton carnage.

	"ENCORE" he ~~bellows~~.		"ENCORE" he cheers.

	== Trolling ==		== Trolling ==

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	Still dazed from volleyball to the face, you are unsure what Esh could be doing in a power lifting competition.		Still dazed from volleyball to the face, you are unsure what Esh could be doing in a power lifting competition.

	"Hello everyone, it's time for the next event—Power lifting!~~" the speakers blare. "~~That's right, power lifting—where it's mind over matter. Each psyker will attempt to lift the heaviest object possible with nothing more than their minds. Whoever can lift the most weight with their mind is the winner! To ensure that no psychic boosting equipment is being used each athlete is wearing the bare minimum."		"Hello everyone, it's time for the next event—Power lifting! That's right, power lifting—where it's mind over matter. Each psyker will attempt to lift the heaviest object possible with nothing more than their minds. Whoever can lift the most weight with their mind is the winner! To ensure that no psychic boosting equipment is being used each athlete is wearing the bare minimum."
	For once, you thank John Madden's blaringly obvious commentating as everything begins to make sense again.		For once, you thank John Madden's blaringly obvious commentating as everything begins to make sense again.

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	"And that's the way the cookie crumbles!" John Madden blurts.		"And that's the way the cookie crumbles!" John Madden blurts.

	You hear someone ~~getting~~ slapped.		You hear someone get slapped over the speakers.

	The Tzeentch daemon is the next to step up. It begins ~~screeching~~ all sorts of horrible verses like nails on a chalkboard ~~as its~~ hands glow with an unnatural light. The statue glows with the same light and effortlessly comes off of the ground.		The Tzeentch daemon is the next to step up. It begins chanting all sorts of horrible verses with a a voice like nails on a chalkboard. Its hands begin glow with an unnatural light. The statue glows with the same light and effortlessly comes off of the ground.

	"3, 2, 1, good!" ~~The~~ statue comes crashing down which sends a rumble throughout the stadium You bite your lip ~~see~~ Ailia's supple sweater kittens jiggle ~~with the shockwave~~ against the power armor. You're not sure why you're still wearing this thing. Three times now you've missed out.		"3, 2, 1, good!" As the daemon releases its hold, the statue comes crashing down which sends a rumble throughout the stadium You bite your lip as you watch Ailia's supple sweater kittens jiggle against the power armor. You're not sure why you're still wearing this thing. Three times now you've missed out.

	Your head snaps towards the field and away from the ~~Tau~~ funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.		Your head snaps towards the field and away from the xenos funbags as you hear the crowd shout in dismay.

	The Grey Knight is using his powers ~~not the~~ lift the statue, but to attack the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the Yagis V.		The Grey Knight is up next but he isn't using his powers to lift the statue, but to attack the Tzeentch daemon. With a screech the daemon is smeared from the face of the Yagis V.

	"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.		"YOU MONSTER! THAT WAS NOT PLANNED" Tzeentch shrieks from the crowd. Lightning rips from her fingertips and completely obliterates the Knight.

	The Emprah is pulling Tzeentch back, trying to calm her down. A deafening cacophony of cheers and boos rock the stadium, causing several more noise marines to ~~erupt~~ in ecstasy. Khorne is completely sloshed and can't help but enjoy the wanton carnage.		The Emprah is pulling Tzeentch back, trying to calm her down. A deafening cacophony of cheers and boos rock the stadium, causing several more noise marines to explode in ecstasy. Khorne is watching from the stands completely sloshed and can't help but enjoy the wanton carnage.

	"ENCORE" he cheers.		"ENCORE" he cheers.