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	In 941.M41, the planet of Armageddon was subject to one of the biggest ork invasions an imperial planet had ever seen since the days of [[The Beast]]. This WAAAAAGH! showed signs of its imminent danger and destructive power very early on, almost years before the invasion in fact. However, von Strab ignored all of the warning signs of this impending danger, which ranged from sightings of hulks getting closer to the system to a statue of the Emperor [[wat\|crying tears of blood]]. He kept silencing all military personnel that warned him about the potential danger of the xenos, not wanting to inform the Administratum [[Fail\|to keep the glory of defeating the orks all for himself]]. Only when a [[Commissar Yarrick\|commissar]] went against orders and sent a distress call to the wider Imperium, he started recognizing the possible threat, while also banishing Yarrick to the relatively unimportant hive Hades.		In 941.M41, the planet of Armageddon was subject to one of the biggest ork invasions an imperial planet had ever seen since the days of [[The Beast]]. This WAAAAAGH! showed signs of its imminent danger and destructive power very early on, almost years before the invasion in fact. However, von Strab ignored all of the warning signs of this impending danger, which ranged from sightings of hulks getting closer to the system to a statue of the Emperor [[wat\|crying tears of blood]]. He kept silencing all military personnel that warned him about the potential danger of the xenos, not wanting to inform the Administratum [[Fail\|to keep the glory of defeating the orks all for himself]]. Only when a [[Commissar Yarrick\|commissar]] went against orders and sent a distress call to the wider Imperium, he started recognizing the possible threat, while also banishing Yarrick to the relatively unimportant hive Hades.

	The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.		The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.

	Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After Imperial reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the Imperial authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...		Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After Imperial reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the Imperial authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...

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	{{topquote\|The greatest waste of flesh and bone born in the last five hundred years!\|Princeps Prime Kurtiz Mannheim of the Iron Skulls titan legion about von Strab}}		{{topquote\|The greatest waste of flesh and bone born in the last five hundred years!\|Princeps Prime Kurtiz Mannheim of the Iron Skulls titan legion about von Strab}}
	{{topquote\|I surrender and volunteer for treason.\|~~Zap~~ Brannigan}}		{{topquote\|I surrender and volunteer for treason.\|Zapp Brannigan, ''Futurama''}}
	{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}		{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}
	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

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	The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.		The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.

	Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After ~~imperial~~ reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the ~~imperial~~ authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...		Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After Imperial reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the Imperial authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...

	==The Third War of Armageddon: From Inept to Traitor==		==The Third War of Armageddon: From Inept to Traitor==

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: /* The Third War of Armageddon: From Inept to Traitor */ sidenote, previous guy needs to stop being a /pol/ack and do something more productive than flame people in the edit summaries.

2023-01-12T05:38:40Z

The Third War of Armageddon: From Inept to Traitor: sidenote, previous guy needs to stop being a /pol/ack and do something more productive than flame people in the edit summaries.

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	When Thraka came back to Armageddon for a rematch against the Imperial forces (and his husbando Yarrick) Imperial strategists expected to see massive fighting throughout the planet, due to the number of orks of this WAAAGH! dwarfing those brought in during the previous war. And yet, to everyone's surprise, Hive Archeon, one of the planet's biggest and most important hive cities, fell to the orks without a single shot fired.		When Thraka came back to Armageddon for a rematch against the Imperial forces (and his husbando Yarrick) Imperial strategists expected to see massive fighting throughout the planet, due to the number of orks of this WAAAGH! dwarfing those brought in during the previous war. And yet, to everyone's surprise, Hive Archeon, one of the planet's biggest and most important hive cities, fell to the orks without a single shot fired.

	This shocking event was soon to be proven to be Herman von Strab's return to the planet, [[HERESY\|as he had allied himself with the orks]] to [[Extra Heresy\|reclaim Armageddon as his own]]. To everyone else it would have been obvious that this ploy was allowed by Ghazghkull because the noble was a useful puppet that would be krumped good after the fight was over, [[derp\|but von Strab genuinely believed the ork to be his ally]]. Von Strab then publicly announced his return on every channel he could get his hands on, [[FAIL\|asking everyone to rebel against the Imperium in his name]], [[RAGE\|making sure every single human on the planet and outside of it utterly hated his guts]] as the single biggest traitor imaginable since the [[Horus Heresy]]. This was mind-bogglingly stupid, considering ''EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HUMANITY'S ARMED FORCES'' had come to defend Armageddon and no way in hell would ~~any~~ Imperial citizen consider allying itself with a raging swarm of beligerent fungi. Since the local nobles were losing power to actual military authorities since the last war, they were willing to work with the orks as well, so von Strab was able to use them to his advantage to introduce the xenos' forces into the hive through secret tunnels.		This shocking event was soon to be proven to be Herman von Strab's return to the planet, [[HERESY\|as he had allied himself with the orks]] to [[Extra Heresy\|reclaim Armageddon as his own]]. To everyone else it would have been obvious that this ploy was allowed by Ghazghkull because the noble was a useful puppet that would be krumped good after the fight was over, [[derp\|but von Strab genuinely believed the ork to be his ally]]. Von Strab then publicly announced his return on every channel he could get his hands on, [[FAIL\|asking everyone to rebel against the Imperium in his name]], [[RAGE\|making sure every single human on the planet and outside of it utterly hated his guts]] as the single biggest traitor imaginable since the [[Horus Heresy]]. This was mind-bogglingly stupid, considering ''EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HUMANITY'S ARMED FORCES'' had come to defend Armageddon and no way in hell would [[Digganobz\|most]] Imperial citizen consider allying itself with a raging swarm of beligerent fungi. Since the local nobles were losing power to actual military authorities since the last war, they were willing to work with the orks as well, so von Strab was able to use them to his advantage to introduce the xenos' forces into the hive through secret tunnels.

	As the war kept going in the Imperium's favour, internal resistance movements and relief forces started liberating Hive Archeon, the orks began losing ground, and so von Strab began fearing more and more for his life. As described in the novel ''Annihilation Squad'', the court of von Strab had degenerated into debauchery and decadence, and the [[penal legion]] unit of the [[The Last Chancers\|Last Chancers]] was sent to execute him, something very complicated considering the orks and the few human forces loyal to von Strab kept him safe. He was ultimately slain by Lieutenant Kage of the Last Chancers, who pulled the traitor into a lava pit with him as he (Kage, not von Strab) was in the process of being possessed by a daemon.		As the war kept going in the Imperium's favour, internal resistance movements and relief forces started liberating Hive Archeon, the orks began losing ground, and so von Strab began fearing more and more for his life. As described in the novel ''Annihilation Squad'', the court of von Strab had degenerated into debauchery and decadence, and the [[penal legion]] unit of the [[The Last Chancers\|Last Chancers]] was sent to execute him, something very complicated considering the orks and the few human forces loyal to von Strab kept him safe. He was ultimately slain by Lieutenant Kage of the Last Chancers, who pulled the traitor into a lava pit with him as he (Kage, not von Strab) was in the process of being possessed by a daemon.

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: fitting topquote

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fitting topquote

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	{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}		{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}
	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}
			{{topquote\|If you have to hurt other people in order to feel powerful, you are an extremely weak individual.\|Bobby Mattingly}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]

1d4chan>SaltyMan: live in a pod and eat ze bugs own nothing and be happy. Oh btw if Schwab had his way the ENTIRE demographic supporting /tg/ and warhammer merchandise would be too poor to afford anything, so at least try not being a cum guzzling soyjak for a fucking second. Not everything you hear is a fucking conspiracy theory.

2023-01-12T00:57:55Z

live in a pod and eat ze bugs own nothing and be happy. Oh btw if Schwab had his way the ENTIRE demographic supporting /tg/ and warhammer merchandise would be too poor to afford anything, so at least try not being a cum guzzling soyjak for a fucking second. Not everything you hear is a fucking conspiracy theory.

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	When Thraka came back to Armageddon for a rematch against the Imperial forces (and his husbando Yarrick) Imperial strategists expected to see massive fighting throughout the planet, due to the number of orks of this WAAAGH! dwarfing those brought in during the previous war. And yet, to everyone's surprise, Hive Archeon, one of the planet's biggest and most important hive cities, fell to the orks without a single shot fired.		When Thraka came back to Armageddon for a rematch against the Imperial forces (and his husbando Yarrick) Imperial strategists expected to see massive fighting throughout the planet, due to the number of orks of this WAAAGH! dwarfing those brought in during the previous war. And yet, to everyone's surprise, Hive Archeon, one of the planet's biggest and most important hive cities, fell to the orks without a single shot fired.

	This shocking event was soon to be proven to be Herman von Strab's return to the planet, [[HERESY\|as he had allied himself with the orks]] to [[Extra Heresy\|reclaim Armageddon as his own]]. To everyone else it would have been obvious that this ploy was allowed by Ghazghkull because the noble was a useful puppet that would be krumped good after the fight was over, [[derp\|but von Strab genuinely believed the ork to be his ally]]. Von Strab then publicly announced his return on every channel he could get his hands on, [[FAIL\|asking everyone to rebel against the Imperium in his name]], [[RAGE\|making sure every single human on the planet and outside of it utterly hated his guts]] as the single biggest traitor imaginable since the [[Horus Heresy]]. This was mind-bogglingly stupid, considering ''EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HUMANITY'S ARMED FORCES'' had come to defend Armageddon. Since the local nobles were losing power to actual military authorities since the last war, they were willing to work with the orks as well, so von Strab was able to use them to his advantage to introduce the xenos' forces into the hive through secret tunnels.		This shocking event was soon to be proven to be Herman von Strab's return to the planet, [[HERESY\|as he had allied himself with the orks]] to [[Extra Heresy\|reclaim Armageddon as his own]]. To everyone else it would have been obvious that this ploy was allowed by Ghazghkull because the noble was a useful puppet that would be krumped good after the fight was over, [[derp\|but von Strab genuinely believed the ork to be his ally]]. Von Strab then publicly announced his return on every channel he could get his hands on, [[FAIL\|asking everyone to rebel against the Imperium in his name]], [[RAGE\|making sure every single human on the planet and outside of it utterly hated his guts]] as the single biggest traitor imaginable since the [[Horus Heresy]]. This was mind-bogglingly stupid, considering ''EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HUMANITY'S ARMED FORCES'' had come to defend Armageddon and no way in hell would any Imperial citizen consider allying itself with a raging swarm of beligerent fungi. Since the local nobles were losing power to actual military authorities since the last war, they were willing to work with the orks as well, so von Strab was able to use them to his advantage to introduce the xenos' forces into the hive through secret tunnels.

	As the war kept going in the Imperium's favour, internal resistance movements and relief forces started liberating Hive Archeon, the orks began losing ground, and so von Strab began fearing more and more for his life. As described in the novel ''Annihilation Squad'', the court of von Strab had degenerated into debauchery and decadence, and the [[penal legion]] unit of the [[The Last Chancers\|Last Chancers]] was sent to execute him, something very complicated considering the orks and the few human forces loyal to von Strab kept him safe. He was ultimately slain by Lieutenant Kage of the Last Chancers, who pulled the traitor into a lava pit with him as he (Kage, not von Strab) was in the process of being possessed by a daemon.		As the war kept going in the Imperium's favour, internal resistance movements and relief forces started liberating Hive Archeon, the orks began losing ground, and so von Strab began fearing more and more for his life. As described in the novel ''Annihilation Squad'', the court of von Strab had degenerated into debauchery and decadence, and the [[penal legion]] unit of the [[The Last Chancers\|Last Chancers]] was sent to execute him, something very complicated considering the orks and the few human forces loyal to von Strab kept him safe. He was ultimately slain by Lieutenant Kage of the Last Chancers, who pulled the traitor into a lava pit with him as he (Kage, not von Strab) was in the process of being possessed by a daemon.

1d4chan>Flutist: Undo revision 869640 by SaltyMan (talk) Please keep the politics out of the hobby, or at least make your edgy political jokes relevant somehow

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Undo revision 869640 by SaltyMan (talk) Please keep the politics out of the hobby, or at least make your edgy political jokes relevant somehow

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	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing. ~~[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Schwab Also similar to another human-hating fuckstick in history down to the name]~~]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]
	'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.		'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.

1d4chan>SaltyMan at 18:28, 11 January 2023

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	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Schwab Also similar to another human-hating fuckstick in history down to the name]]]
	'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.		'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.

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	In 941.M41, the planet of Armageddon was subject to one of the biggest ork invasions an imperial planet had ever seen since the days of [[The Beast]]. This WAAAAAGH! showed signs of its imminent danger and destructive power very early on, almost years before the invasion in fact. However, von Strab ignored all of the warning signs of this impending danger, which ranged from sightings of hulks getting closer to the system to a statue of the Emperor [[wat\|crying tears of blood]]. He kept silencing all military personnel that warned him about the potential danger of the xenos, not wanting to inform the Administratum [[Fail\|to keep the glory of defeating the orks all for himself]]. Only when a [[Commissar Yarrick\|commissar]] went against orders and sent a distress call to the wider Imperium, he started recognizing the possible threat, while also banishing Yarrick to the relatively unimportant hive Hades.		In 941.M41, the planet of Armageddon was subject to one of the biggest ork invasions an imperial planet had ever seen since the days of [[The Beast]]. This WAAAAAGH! showed signs of its imminent danger and destructive power very early on, almost years before the invasion in fact. However, von Strab ignored all of the warning signs of this impending danger, which ranged from sightings of hulks getting closer to the system to a statue of the Emperor [[wat\|crying tears of blood]]. He kept silencing all military personnel that warned him about the potential danger of the xenos, not wanting to inform the Administratum [[Fail\|to keep the glory of defeating the orks all for himself]]. Only when a [[Commissar Yarrick\|commissar]] went against orders and sent a distress call to the wider Imperium, he started recognizing the possible threat, while also banishing Yarrick to the relatively unimportant hive Hades.

	The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.		The arrival of Thraka himself to the planet proved too much for von Strab's tactical abilities, taking catastrophic casualties, from tens of thousands of PDF troops, to most of the air forces of the planet, to the Iron Skulls [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)\|Titan Legion]]. One of his most stupid opinions was his insistence that the equatorial jungles would block the orks from ever reaching the other Hives of Armaggedon. Losing a Titan is a very shameful and career-ending casualty for most officers ([[grimdark\|even if they lost it in a justified action]]) so losing a full legion of them in a more or less pointless action against orks was practically a death sentence. This was also happening while Commissar Yarrick was making a name for himself, bravely defending Hive Hades and becoming a hero and a beacon of hope to the defenders, which probably turned von Strab a shade green of envy that could give the orks a run for their teef. In an act of desperation, von Strab scrambled a couple of virus bombs that were hidden in the planet centuries ago against the orks, but in typical von Strab fashion, [[Not As Planned\|this ploy failed due to the bad maintenance of this devices]]. Humiliated, surrounded by orks, and with his authority completely evaporated, von Strab hid himself in his bunker to sulk and waited for the war to be over.

	Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After Imperial reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the Imperial authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...		Yet once the warp storms that cut off Armageddon from the rest of the galaxy receded and allowed for reinforcements to arrive, it was the [[Space Marine\|Space Marines]] of the [[Blood Angels]], [[Salamanders]] and [[Ultramarines]] who answered the call. [[Dante]] took over command, and put the now-relieved overlord of the planet under house arrest (much to the chagrin of von Strab). After Imperial reinforcements helped Armageddon's defenders push back the green invaders, von Strab was reportedly MIA after he escaped in a stolen Land Speeder (how he did that remains unknown), which made the Imperial authorities think he tried to escape and was killed by orks, a fitting end for him. However, this assumption would be proven wrong years later...

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	{{topquote\|The greatest waste of flesh and bone born in the last five hundred years!\|Princeps Prime Kurtiz Mannheim of the Iron Skulls titan legion about von Strab}}		{{topquote\|The greatest waste of flesh and bone born in the last five hundred years!\|Princeps Prime Kurtiz Mannheim of the Iron Skulls titan legion about von Strab}}
	{{topquote\|I surrender and volunteer for treason.\|~~Zap~~ Brannigan}}		{{topquote\|I surrender and volunteer for treason.\|Zapp Brannigan, ''Futurama''}}
	{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}		{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}
	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

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	{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}		{{topquote\|They misunderestimated me.\|George W. Bush and probably von Strab himself}}
	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}
			{{topquote\|If you have to hurt other people in order to feel powerful, you are an extremely weak individual.\|Bobby Mattingly}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]

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	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing. ~~[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Schwab Also similar to another human-hating fuckstick in history down to the name]~~]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]
	'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.		'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.

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	{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}		{{topquote\|In the history of the galaxy, has any sentient being other than Herman von Strab unleashed an Exterminatus-level attack while still on the very planet being attacked? And while having dinner, no less.\|[[Commissar Yarrick]]}}

	[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing.]]		[[File:Von Strab Wanted.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Behold the incarnation of incompetence...and improper dressing. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Schwab Also similar to another human-hating fuckstick in history down to the name]]]
	'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.		'''Herman von Strab''', also known as "that fucking twidliot", "treasonous scum" and many other similar [[rage\|heartwarming]] descriptions, was a member of the [[Imperium of Man\|imperial]] nobility of the planet [[Armageddon]], being the maximum authority of the planet as its Overlord (Planetary Governor) around 941.M41. He is infamous in all the galaxy for being one of the most incompetent, egotistical and traitorous individuals to ever come out from humanity, and considering the history of the galaxy, that says a lot. He is particularly known by his actions during the Second and Third Wars of Armageddon against [[ork]] warlord [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], being so harmful for the defenders in both conflicts that [[fail\|the term Von Strab is used all around the Imperium as a term for incompetence and selfishness]]. Calling someone from Armageddon "Von Strab" will probably end up with the caller [[rage\|either shot or brutally mauled]]. That's how much he's hated by everyone on the planet and everyone involved in both wars.