Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position - Revision history

73.69.193.6: Undo revision 1008597 by 94.142.244.16 (talk)

2026-03-26T18:21:54Z

Undo revision 1008597 by 94.142.244.16 (talk)

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		{{Heresy}}
		{{/d/}}
		{{Stub}}
		{{Fail}}
		{{Sick}}
		{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}
		[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]

		The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus\|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism, she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy\|So she did, albeit roughly.]]

		Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).

		It's [[Ultramarines\|vanilla]] sex. [[Pretend\|Really, there's not a whole lot to say]].

		Someone once laughed at this tired joke several years ago, but neo-4chan continues to spam it at every half-assed opportunity like the Pavlovian untermensch they are, because if it was funny for a short while it must be funny every day year after year.

		==A [[Meme]] on /d/==
		One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:

		* Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.

		* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

		Hilarity through irony ensues.

		==Variants==
		There exists something so abominable that even Slaanesh is unable to fap to it...

		'''Platonic Lewds''': Two persons of different gender, both of which are in pajamas, lie in the same bed and... Just sleep... They don't do anything... Truly abominable...

		'''Handholding''': a truly despicable act by which the arm tentacles of one person are entwined with those of another, specifically someone of the opposite gender.

		This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.

		==Gallery==
		{{Promotions}}
		<center>
		<gallery>
		Image:Hand Holding.jpg\|I think I'm going to vomit.
		Image:Hand-holding thread.jpg\|Fuck, I can't unsee it!
		Image:THE LEWDNESS.gif\|HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
		Image:Women who love me.png\|What can I say, it’s true.
		File:Sick.png\|Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.
		File:Absolutely disgusting.jpg
		File:Impure thoughts.jpg\|PLEASE STOP, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
		File:Ch! consent.jpg
		File:not a degenerate.jpg
		</gallery>
		</center>
		[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]
		[[Category:Meme]]

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2026-02-16T09:04:08Z

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	~~{{Heresy}}~~
	~~{{/d/}}~~
	~~{{Stub}}~~
	~~{{Fail}}~~
	~~{{Sick}}~~
	~~{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}~~
	~~[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]~~

	The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus\|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism, she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy\|So she did, albeit roughly.]]

	~~Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).~~

	~~It's [[Ultramarines\|vanilla]] sex. [[Pretend\|Really, there's not a whole lot to say]].~~

	Someone once laughed at this tired joke several years ago, but neo-4chan continues to spam it at every half-assed opportunity like the Pavlovian untermensch they are, because if it was funny for a short while it must be funny every day year after year.

	~~==A [[Meme]] on /d/==~~
	~~One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:~~

	* Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.

	* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

	~~Hilarity through irony ensues.~~

	~~==Variants==~~
	~~There exists something so abominable that even Slaanesh is unable to fap to it...~~

	~~'''Platonic Lewds''': Two persons of different gender, both of which are in pajamas, lie in the same bed and... Just sleep... They don't do anything... Truly abominable...~~

	~~'''Handholding''': a truly despicable act by which the arm tentacles of one person are entwined with those of another, specifically someone of the opposite gender.~~

	~~This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.~~

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~{{Promotions}}~~
	~~<center>~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image:Hand Holding.jpg\|I think I'm going to vomit.~~
	~~Image:Hand-holding thread.jpg\|Fuck, I can't unsee it!~~
	~~Image:THE LEWDNESS.gif\|HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~
	~~Image:Women who love me.png\|What can I say, it’s true.~~
	~~File:Sick.png\|Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.~~
	~~File:Absolutely disgusting.jpg~~
	~~File:Impure thoughts.jpg\|PLEASE STOP, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.~~
	~~File:Ch! consent.jpg~~
	~~File:not a degenerate.jpg~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~</center>~~
	~~[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]~~
	~~[[Category:Meme]]~~

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2600:1702:560:1300:D4C8:8D95:2B0E:AF69 at 02:05, 28 November 2022

2022-11-28T02:05:10Z

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	{{/d/}}		{{/d/}}
	{{Stub}}		{{Stub}}
	{{Fail}}		{{Fail}}
			{{Sick}}
	{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}		{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}
	[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]		[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]

1d4chan>Emerald Claw: /* Gallery */

2021-05-24T22:38:51Z

Gallery

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	File:Impure thoughts.jpg\|PLEASE STOP, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.		File:Impure thoughts.jpg\|PLEASE STOP, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
	File:Ch! consent.jpg		File:Ch! consent.jpg
			File:not a degenerate.jpg
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	</center>		</center>
	[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]		[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]
	[[Category:Meme]]		[[Category:Meme]]

1d4chan>Lord Of The Lemmings at 12:45, 21 April 2021

2021-04-21T12:45:56Z

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	~~{{Sick\|How could you possibly enjoy HSitMP, you sick fuck}}~~
	{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}		{{Topquote\|You were holding hands in public! You perverts!\|Kanna}}
	[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]		[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png\|thumb\|right\|None so vile!]]

1d4chan>Saarlacfunkel at 10:31, 21 April 2021

2021-04-21T10:31:41Z

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	* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.		* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

	Hilarity ensues.		Hilarity through irony ensues.

	==Variants==		==Variants==
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	[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]		[[Category:Pages with broken file links‏‎]]
	[[Category:Meme]]		[[Category:Meme]]
	~~[[Category:Pure Evil]]~~

1d4chan>ZeonPonyWolf at 09:53, 21 April 2021

2021-04-21T09:53:18Z

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1d4chan>ZeonPonyWolf: /* A Meme on /d/ */

2021-04-21T09:52:43Z

A Meme on /d/

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	* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.		* /d/ talks about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.

	Hilarity ~~through irony~~ ensues.		Hilarity ensues.

	==Variants==		==Variants==