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	It should be noted in the novel Path of the Incubus, second part of the Path of the Dark Eldar omnibus, the Incubus Morr tells the tale of Arhra as summarized bellow.		It should be noted in the novel Path of the Incubus, second part of the Path of the Dark Eldar omnibus, the Incubus Morr tells the tale of Arhra as summarized bellow.
	'At the fall of Eldar, in the pursuit of hedonism they had forgotten how to fight and fell prey to the lesser races. Heroes did emerge, with Asurmen the first yet others followed Arhra among them, it was they that would be known as Phoenix Lords, they defended their people and the people flocked to each of them as followers that learned their ways. Arhra's teaching was those of mastering ones fury with discipline. Arhra found himself in opposition to his fellow heroes that wished to abandon Commorragh and align with the craftworlds alone, while he believed that the race should stand united in opposition to chaos, thus Arhra went his own way. He taught martial skill only to those that possessed sufficient fury, where chaos stroke he was there to strike back, all culminating in a final fight where Arhra fought alone with no assistance of the phoenix lords, what came back to his shrine bore Arhra's form yet was wreathed in unholy flame. While terrified from within the form of their master the students could hear a voice inviting them to show him their fury as this would be their ultimate test and the students fought slaughtering the corrupt mortal form of Arhra and taking in the pure spirit for it to endure forevermore'		'At the fall of Eldar, in the pursuit of hedonism they had forgotten how to fight and fell prey to the lesser races. Heroes did emerge, with Asurmen the first yet others followed Arhra among them, it was they that would be known as Phoenix Lords, they defended their people and the people flocked to each of them as followers that learned their ways. Arhra's teaching was those of mastering ones fury with discipline. Arhra found himself in opposition to his fellow heroes that wished to abandon Commorragh and align with the craftworlds alone, while he believed that the race should stand united in opposition to chaos, thus Arhra went his own way. He taught martial skill only to those that possessed sufficient fury, where chaos stroke he was there to strike back, all culminating in a final fight where Arhra fought alone with no assistance of the phoenix lords, what came back to his shrine bore Arhra's form yet was wreathed in unholy flame. While terrified from within the form of their master the students could hear a voice inviting them to show him their fury as this would be their ultimate test and the students fought slaughtering the corrupt mortal form of Arhra and taking in the pure spirit for it to endure forevermore'.

	Basically the incubi seem to accept Arhra as their founder and leader.		Basically the incubi seem to accept Arhra as their founder and leader.
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.		Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.
	800px-KlaivexMini2.jpg\|A Klaivex, the most Incubi of the Incubi.		800px-KlaivexMini2.jpg\|A Klaivex, the most Incubi of the Incubi.
	</gallery>		</gallery>

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	[[File:Incubus2drawing.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|When your patience for power armoured shenanigans finally runs dry, accept no substitutes.]]		[[File:Incubus2drawing.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|When your patience for power armoured shenanigans finally runs dry, accept no substitutes.]]

	An '''Incubus''' ('''Incubi''' for plural) is one of the best warriors in Dark Eldar society, brutally drilled in some of the Dark Eldar's most powerful murder techniques. They are raised in a complete kill-or-be-killed environment since day one (or rather, a lot more intense that the usual environment the Dark Eldar deal with on a regular basis), with those unable to master their training quickly and proficiently enough unceremoniously killed off, so the few who make it through the Incubi's training regime are some of the stone-coldest motherfuckers in the galaxy. This also makes the ranks of the Incubi only filled with the best of the best, anyone too weak to be in their ranks are eventually killed off and replaced by someone better.		An '''Incubus''' ('''Incubi''' for plural) is one of the best warriors in Dark Eldar society, brutally drilled in some of the Dark Eldar's most powerful murder techniques. They are raised in a complete kill-or-be-killed environment since day one (or rather, a lot more intense that the usual environment the Dark Eldar deal with on a regular basis), with those unable to master their training quickly and proficiently enough unceremoniously killed off, so the few who make it through the Incubi's training regime are some of the stone-coldest motherfuckers in the galaxy. This also makes the ranks of the Incubi only filled with the best of the best, anyone too weak to be in their ranks are eventually killed off and replaced by someone better.

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	Basically the incubi seem to accept Arhra as their founder and leader.		Basically the incubi seem to accept Arhra as their founder and leader.


	And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.		And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.
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	Literally a glaive, cool reference to remember forever an iconic weapon of the badassest bodyguard of Commoragh.		Literally a glaive, cool reference to remember forever an iconic weapon of the badassest bodyguard of Commoragh.

	== Gallery ==		==Gallery==

	<gallery>		<gallery>
	Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.		Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.
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	Incubi, like [[Mandrakes]] or [[Haemonculi]], do not swear allegiance to any specific Kabal or Wych Cult. Instead, Incubi are trained in their dark shrines. The smallest shrines have only a handful of Incubi, the larger ones are sprawling bastions full of howling marble statues with a central shrine where aspiring Incubi and other Dark Eldar come in their thousands to bargain for services or to join the order. As you can imagine from someone of the elites, training is extremely hard and gruelling. Due to this, not every aspirant survives the training. These weaklings are burnt as an offering to the iron statue of [[Khaine]] at the heart of each shrine making the Incubi metal as fuck and thus [[Awesome]]. The only way to stay alive is to quickly master everything taught. Should an aspirant live long enough to best a proven Incubus and take his armour, the final training will begin. Every aspirant must then kill an [[Aspect Warrior]] of the Eldar Craftworlds in single combat (mostly without the Aspect Warrior's consent), shatter their quarry's precious Soul Stone and rebuild it into a psychic torture device known as a Tormentor. After that, the aspirant can be considered an Incubus. [[Tl;dr]]: [[Awesome\|Incubi literally go Eldar hunting before turning their souls into torture devices so they can both]] [[Rape\|violate their souls and their dead body.]] Again, considerations are made on why the Eldar still haven't cut off all contacts from the Dark Eldar, despite doing this shit to them on a constant basis.		Incubi, like [[Mandrakes]] or [[Haemonculi]], do not swear allegiance to any specific Kabal or Wych Cult. Instead, Incubi are trained in their dark shrines. The smallest shrines have only a handful of Incubi, the larger ones are sprawling bastions full of howling marble statues with a central shrine where aspiring Incubi and other Dark Eldar come in their thousands to bargain for services or to join the order. As you can imagine from someone of the elites, training is extremely hard and gruelling. Due to this, not every aspirant survives the training. These weaklings are burnt as an offering to the iron statue of [[Khaine]] at the heart of each shrine making the Incubi metal as fuck and thus [[Awesome]]. The only way to stay alive is to quickly master everything taught. Should an aspirant live long enough to best a proven Incubus and take his armour, the final training will begin. Every aspirant must then kill an [[Aspect Warrior]] of the Eldar Craftworlds in single combat (mostly without the Aspect Warrior's consent), shatter their quarry's precious Soul Stone and rebuild it into a psychic torture device known as a Tormentor. After that, the aspirant can be considered an Incubus. [[Tl;dr]]: [[Awesome\|Incubi literally go Eldar hunting before turning their souls into torture devices so they can both]] [[Rape\|violate their souls and their dead body.]] Again, considerations are made on why the Eldar still haven't cut off all contacts from the Dark Eldar, despite doing this shit to them on a constant basis.

			The leaders of each Incubi shrine are known as Klaives, these guys are even more deadly then your normal Incubi, and the trials they have to go through to gain the title are just as insane; the shrine of the sublime murder, for example has the potential champion fighting unarmoured, with one hand tied behind their backs- against four powerful captives, such as Tyranid warriors and space marines clad in fully functioning power armour and whichever Imperial weapon they choose. When you see one of these beasts on the table top, just remember that they have more then earned their rank.

	==Equipment==		==Equipment==

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	The argument for Arhra being the founder of the Incubi is based primarily on the fact that Eldar refer to Arhra specifically as "The Fallen Phoenix", and refer to Incubi as "Fallen Warriors", stating that their Dark Father had, "Turned from the light into the shadows". Although suggesting that to an Incubi that their leader is a [[Malekith\|closet Phoenix Lord]] is the quickest way of getting shanked for [[Heresy]] while telling this to a Striking Scorpion is the quickest way of having your [[Anal Circumference\|anus thoroughly eviscerated.]]		The argument for Arhra being the founder of the Incubi is based primarily on the fact that Eldar refer to Arhra specifically as "The Fallen Phoenix", and refer to Incubi as "Fallen Warriors", stating that their Dark Father had, "Turned from the light into the shadows". Although suggesting that to an Incubi that their leader is a [[Malekith\|closet Phoenix Lord]] is the quickest way of getting shanked for [[Heresy]] while telling this to a Striking Scorpion is the quickest way of having your [[Anal Circumference\|anus thoroughly eviscerated.]]

			It should be noted in the novel Path of the Incubus, second part of the Path of the Dark Eldar omnibus, the Incubus Morr tells the tale of Arhra as summarized bellow.
			'At the fall of Eldar, in the pursuit of hedonism they had forgotten how to fight and fell prey to the lesser races. Heroes did emerge, with Asurmen the first yet others followed Arhra among them, it was they that would be known as Phoenix Lords, they defended their people and the people flocked to each of them as followers that learned their ways. Arhra's teaching was those of mastering ones fury with discipline. Arhra found himself in opposition to his fellow heroes that wished to abandon Commorragh and align with the craftworlds alone, while he believed that the race should stand united in opposition to chaos, thus Arhra went his own way. He taught martial skill only to those that possessed sufficient fury, where chaos stroke he was there to strike back, all culminating in a final fight where Arhra fought alone with no assistance of the phoenix lords, what came back to his shrine bore Arhra's form yet was wreathed in unholy flame. While terrified from within the form of their master the students could hear a voice inviting them to show him their fury as this would be their ultimate test and the students fought slaughtering the corrupt mortal form of Arhra and taking in the pure spirit for it to endure forevermore'

			Basically the incubi seem to accept Arhra as their founder and leader.


	And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.		And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: /* Equipment */

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	==Equipment==		==Equipment==
	Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes Klaives which are big ass power swords, demi-klaives which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade, Bloodstones which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]] and the aptly named Punisher, a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength of their attacks.		Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes [[Power weapon#Klaive\|Klaives]] which are big ass power swords, [[Power weapon#Demiklaive\|demi-klaives]] which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade, [[Tormentor\|Tormentor/Bloodstones]] which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]] and the aptly named [[Power weapon#Punisher\|Punisher]], a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength of their attacks. Some Incubis are known to even dorn weaponised helmets like the [[Tormentor Helm]], [[Fail\|although rarely anyone dons it lest he wants to be seen as a walking circus.]]

	Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the [[Incubus Warsuit]]. This warsuit is used only by Incubi and not even Archons have access to this kind of armoury. The warsuit is as tough as power armour and so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle.		Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the [[Incubus Warsuit]]. This warsuit is used only by Incubi and not even Archons have access to this kind of armoury. The warsuit is as tough as power armour and so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle.

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	Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes Klaives which are big ass power swords, demi-klaives which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade, Bloodstones which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]] and the aptly named Punisher, a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength of their attacks.		Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes Klaives which are big ass power swords, demi-klaives which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade, Bloodstones which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]] and the aptly named Punisher, a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength of their attacks.

	Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the Incubus Warsuit. This warsuit is used only by Incubi and not even Archons have access to this kind of armoury. The warsuit is as tough as power armour and so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle.		Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the [[Incubus Warsuit]]. This warsuit is used only by Incubi and not even Archons have access to this kind of armoury. The warsuit is as tough as power armour and so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle.

	==Dark Father==		==Dark Father==

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	~~'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY~~. ~~Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated~~, ~~when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in~~ no ~~way affiliated with JOEL)~~.		[[File:Incubus2drawing.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|When your patience for power armoured shenanigans finally runs dry, accept no substitutes.]]

	~~They operated out~~ of the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated~~ in ~~2014~~, ~~after which they appear~~ to ~~have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner~~ in ~~September~~ of ~~2016 before returning~~ to ~~SilvaGunner~~ in ~~June of 2018~~.		An '''Incubus''' ('''Incubi''' for plural) is one of the best warriors in Dark Eldar society, brutally drilled in some of the Dark Eldar's most powerful murder techniques. They are raised in a complete kill-or-be-killed environment since day one (or rather, a lot more intense that the usual environment the Dark Eldar deal with on a regular basis), with those unable to master their training quickly and proficiently enough unceremoniously killed off, so the few who make it through the Incubi's training regime are some of the stone-coldest motherfuckers in the galaxy. This also makes the ranks of the Incubi only filled with the best of the best, anyone too weak to be in their ranks are eventually killed off and replaced by someone better.

	~~== CHANNELS ==~~		They are warrior-mercenaries living only to kill. The Incubi's main job in Dark Eldar society is to act as bodyguards for the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Archons]] or as enforcers. Many pleasure dens or smuggler's spires have been brutally destroyed by a host of Incubi just to send a message to their employer's rivals. The reason for the Incubi's use as bodyguards is that in Dark Eldar society, one's place in the chain of command is only improved by assassinating the person above you. Therefore, the majority of [[Kabal]] leaders find it too dangerous to leave the protecting of their lives in the hands of a member of the same Kabal, as the bodyguard would have ulterior motives for not sufficiently protecting the Archon. Incubi, on the other hand, are completely neutral in matters of Kabal hierarchy, follow the code of their contract and their Klaivex leader zealously, and are elite warriors, all of which make them perfect bodyguards.
	The ~~original forums appeared~~ to ~~function~~ as ~~four services: preparation and communication~~ in ~~service~~ of ~~coming events~~, ~~discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~, ~~MEME showcase~~, and ~~general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion~~.

	~~{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==~~		Incubi, like [[Mandrakes]] or [[Haemonculi]], do not swear allegiance to any specific Kabal or Wych Cult. Instead, Incubi are trained in their dark shrines. The smallest shrines have only a handful of Incubi, the larger ones are sprawling bastions full of howling marble statues with a central shrine where aspiring Incubi and other Dark Eldar come in their thousands to bargain for services or to join the order. As you can imagine from someone of the elites, training is extremely hard and gruelling. Due to this, not every aspirant survives the training. These weaklings are burnt as an offering to the iron statue of [[Khaine]] at the heart of each shrine making the Incubi metal as fuck and thus [[Awesome]]. The only way to stay alive is to quickly master everything taught. Should an aspirant live long enough to best a proven Incubus and take his armour, the final training will begin. Every aspirant must then kill an [[Aspect Warrior]] of the Eldar Craftworlds in single combat (mostly without the Aspect Warrior's consent), shatter their quarry's precious Soul Stone and rebuild it into a psychic torture device known as a Tormentor. After that, the aspirant can be considered an Incubus. [[Tl;dr]]: [[Awesome\|Incubi literally go Eldar hunting before turning their souls into torture devices so they can both]] [[Rape\|violate their souls and their dead body.]] Again, considerations are made on why the Eldar still haven't cut off all contacts from the Dark Eldar, despite doing this shit to them on a constant basis.
	The ~~VINESAUCE MEME events that~~ The ~~GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse~~ and ~~involved~~, ~~due~~ in ~~large part to~~ their ~~incredibly strong YTP scene~~. ~~These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS~~ that ~~wouldn't exist for nearly a decade~~, and ~~some that~~ still ~~don~~'t~~! They also hosted some of~~ the ~~first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments~~, ~~with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~.

	~~In later years~~, an ~~event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy~~, ~~KING FOR ANOTHER DAY~~, ~~GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars~~, as of ~~2019~~.		==Equipment==
			Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes Klaives which are big ass power swords, demi-klaives which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade, Bloodstones which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]] and the aptly named Punisher, a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength of their attacks.

	~~== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~ and ~~MEMES ==~~		Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the Incubus Warsuit. This warsuit is used only by Incubi and not even Archons have access to this kind of armoury. The warsuit is as tough as power armour and so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle.
	~~Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear~~ to ~~have seen releases or updates in 5th~~ and ~~6th edition~~. ~~Note~~ that ~~The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019~~.

	* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO		==Dark Father==
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, ~~HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)~~		Dark Father is the leader of the Incubi and it is believed that [[Phoenix Lord\|Arhra,]] [[Striking Scorpions\|founder of the Eldar Aspect of the Striking Scorpions]] [[Just as Planned\|was the original Dark Father.]] However this is still unproven.
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		The argument for Arhra being the founder of the Incubi is based primarily on the fact that Eldar refer to Arhra specifically as "The Fallen Phoenix", and refer to Incubi as "Fallen Warriors", stating that their Dark Father had, "Turned from the light into the shadows". Although suggesting that to an Incubi that their leader is a [[Malekith\|closet Phoenix Lord]] is the quickest way of getting shanked for [[Heresy]] while telling this to a Striking Scorpion is the quickest way of having your [[Anal Circumference\|anus thoroughly eviscerated.]]
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~		And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.
	~~FOR MEMES~~
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~		==Piece of useless trivia==
	~~AND FOR~~		If you're wondering why the fuck "klaives" look nothing like glaives despite the names sounding similar, here is a possible explanation. "Klaive" is probably a pun on the verb "to cleave" and the Irish word ''claíomh'' (click [https://www.focloir.ie/en/dictionary/ei/sword#sword__3\| here] if you're not comfortable with Irish pronunciation), which simply means "sword". Yep, sometimes GW can do things right.
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~
	[[Category: ~~Meme~~]][[Category: ~~GRAND DAD~~]][[Category: ~~GRAND DAD Fantasy~~]]		Alternate opinion: it's a reference to old incubi weapons, the "punisher", quoting from wiki "a two-handed Power Weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength and reach of their attacks".<br/>
			Literally a glaive, cool reference to remember forever an iconic weapon of the badassest bodyguard of Commoragh.

			== Gallery ==

			<gallery>
			Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.
			800px-KlaivexMini2.jpg\|A Klaivex, the most Incubi of the Incubi.
			</gallery>

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1d4chan>I LOVE gardevoirs! at 16:16, 14 August 2020

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	~~[[File:Incubus2drawing~~.~~jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|When your patience for power armoured shenanigans finally runs dry~~, ~~accept~~ no ~~substitutes~~.]]		'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

	~~An '''Incubus''' ('''Incubi''' for plural) is one~~ of the ~~best warriors~~ in ~~Dark Eldar society~~, ~~brutally drilled~~ in ~~some~~ of the Dark Eldar's most powerful murder techniques. They are raised in a complete kill-or-be-killed environment since day one (or rather, a lot more intense that the usual environment the Dark Eldar deal with on a regular basis), with those unable to ~~master their training quickly and proficiently enough unceremoniously killed off, so the few who make it through the Incubi's training regime are some of the stone-coldest motherfuckers~~ in ~~the galaxy. This also makes the ranks~~ of ~~the Incubi only filled with the best of the best, anyone too weak to be in their ranks are eventually killed off and replaced by someone better~~.		They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

	~~They are warrior-mercenaries living only to kill.~~ The ~~Incubi's main job in Dark Eldar society is~~ to ~~act~~ as bodyguards for the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)\|Archons]] or as enforcers. Many pleasure dens or smuggler's spires have been brutally destroyed by a host of Incubi just to send a message to their employer's rivals. The reason for the Incubi's use as bodyguards is that in Dark Eldar society, one's place in ~~the chain~~ of ~~command is only improved by assassinating the person above you. Therefore~~, the majority of [[Kabal]] leaders find it too dangerous to leave the protecting of their lives in the hands of a member of the same Kabal, as the bodyguard would have ulterior motives for not sufficiently protecting the Archon. Incubi, on the other hand, ~~are completely neutral in matters of Kabal hierarchy~~, ~~follow the code of their contract~~ and ~~their Klaivex leader zealously, and are elite warriors, all of which make them perfect bodyguards~~.		== CHANNELS ==
			The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

	~~Incubi, like [[Mandrakes]] or [[Haemonculi]], do not swear allegiance to any specific Kabal or Wych Cult. Instead, Incubi are trained in their dark shrines.~~ The ~~smallest shrines have only a handful of Incubi~~, ~~the larger ones are sprawling bastions full of howling marble statues with a central shrine where aspiring Incubi and other Dark Eldar come~~ in their ~~thousands to bargain for services or to join the order. As you can imagine from someone of the elites, training is extremely hard and gruelling. Due to this, not every aspirant survives the training~~. These weaklings are burnt as an offering to the iron statue of [[Khaine]] at the heart of each shrine making the Incubi metal as fuck and thus [[Awesome]]. The only way to stay alive is to quickly master everything taught. Should an aspirant live long enough to best a proven Incubus and take his armour, the final training will begin. Every aspirant must then kill an [[Aspect Warrior]] of the Eldar Craftworlds in single combat (mostly without the Aspect Warrior's consent), ~~shatter their quarry's precious Soul Stone~~ and ~~rebuild it into a psychic torture device known as a Tormentor. After~~ that, the aspirant can be considered an Incubus. [[Tl;dr]]: [[Awesome\|Incubi literally go Eldar hunting before turning their souls into torture devices so they can both]] [[Rape\|violate their souls and their dead body.]] Again, considerations are made on why the Eldar still ~~haven~~'t ~~cut off all contacts from~~ the ~~Dark Eldar~~, ~~despite doing this shit to them on a constant basis~~.		{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
			The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

	~~==Equipment==~~		In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
	~~Incubi are trained in the use of many different weapons unique to their warrior sect. This includes Klaives which are big ass power swords~~, ~~demi-klaives which can be wielded either separately to increase the amount of strikes the user can make or clasped together to form a much larger blade~~, ~~Bloodstones which are [[What\|forged from the broken soulstone of an Eldar]] [[Exarch]] [[Awesome\|that can boil the enemy's blood with a pulse of energy]]~~ and ~~the aptly named Punisher~~, ~~a two-handed power weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way~~ as ~~to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength~~ of ~~their attacks~~.

	~~Another aspect of Incubi equipment that is fairly unique is their use of [[Power Armour\|power armour]] like the Incubus Warsuit. This warsuit is used only by Incubi~~ and ~~not even Archons~~ have ~~access to this kind of armoury~~. The ~~warsuit is as tough as power armour~~ and ~~so perfectly designed it barely inhibits dexterity at all. This means that the Incubi are one of the few Dark Eldar troops that does not fold like wet tissue paper in the midst of battle~~.		== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
			Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

	~~==Dark Father==~~		* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
	~~Dark Father is the leader of the Incubi~~ and it is believed that [[Phoenix Lord\|Arhra,]] [[Striking Scorpions\|founder of the Eldar Aspect of the Striking Scorpions]] [[Just as Planned\|was the original Dark Father.]] However this is still unproven.		* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
			* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
			* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	The argument for Arhra being the founder of the Incubi is based primarily on the fact that Eldar refer to Arhra specifically as "The Fallen Phoenix", and refer to Incubi as "Fallen Warriors", stating that their Dark Father had, "Turned from the light into the shadows". Although suggesting that to an Incubi that their leader is a [[Malekith\|closet Phoenix Lord]] is the quickest way of getting shanked for [[Heresy]] while telling this to a Striking Scorpion is the quickest way of having your [[Anal Circumference\|anus thoroughly eviscerated.]]		GRAND DAD IS LOVE
			GRAND DAD IS LIFE
	And, [[Drazhar]] has been revealed to be a Phoenix Lord in fluff now. So...this is all but confirmed. As he was killed, only to absorb the soul of the next person to wear his helm in the exact same way that Jain Zar is described to...Don't tell the Striking Scorpions.		GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
			FOR MEMES
	~~==Piece of useless trivia==~~		FOR VINESAUCE
	If you're wondering why the fuck "klaives" look nothing like glaives despite the names sounding similar, here is a possible explanation. "Klaive" is probably a pun on the verb "to cleave" and the Irish word ''claíomh'' (click [https://www.focloir.ie/en/dictionary/ei/sword#sword__3\| here] if you're not comfortable with Irish pronunciation), which simply means "sword". Yep, sometimes GW can do things right.		AND FOR
			SILVAGUNNER
	Alternate opinion: it's a reference to old incubi weapons, the "punisher", quoting from wiki "a two-handed Power Weapon resembling a halberd, manufactured in such a way as to assist the wielder when swinging, effectively increasing the strength and reach of their attacks".<br/>		[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]
	~~Literally a glaive, cool reference to remember forever an iconic weapon of the badassest bodyguard of Commoragh.~~

	~~== Gallery ==~~

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	~~Incubus.jpg\|An elite squad of Incubi.~~
	~~800px-KlaivexMini2.jpg\|A Klaivex, the most Incubi of the Incubi.~~
	~~</gallery>~~

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