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1d4chan>Pseftis: Two against one, I jumped the gun on this one.

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Two against one, I jumped the gun on this one.

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1d4chan>Pseftis: Some spelling

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Some spelling

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1d4chan>Hiddenkrypt: categorizing this time without fucking up the tag

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categorizing this time without fucking up the tag

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1d4chan>Hiddenkrypt: categorizing

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categorizing

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	“So we start up and down the halls, him blastin' away anybody that'd gone warp-mad. Some of them were in pretty bad shape. Clawin' out their own eyes, gibberin', that sort of thing. Some of them, they even started tryin' to attack the Commissar. I had to put a round in those ones on occasion. He'd be so busy dealin' with one that he couldn't see the other. Never once complained, no sir. He'd just look at the body, nod to me, and keep right on goin'. I heard Maksim sayin' the prayer for the lost and the endangered at one point, and decided to join in. Dunno why, just felt right. Soon, a lot of people who wasn't taken by the warp started joinin' in. Made things a lot easier for the Commissar.”		“So we start up and down the halls, him blastin' away anybody that'd gone warp-mad. Some of them were in pretty bad shape. Clawin' out their own eyes, gibberin', that sort of thing. Some of them, they even started tryin' to attack the Commissar. I had to put a round in those ones on occasion. He'd be so busy dealin' with one that he couldn't see the other. Never once complained, no sir. He'd just look at the body, nod to me, and keep right on goin'. I heard Maksim sayin' the prayer for the lost and the endangered at one point, and decided to join in. Dunno why, just felt right. Soon, a lot of people who wasn't taken by the warp started joinin' in. Made things a lot easier for the Commissar.”

	“What a thing to live through,” I said ~~was~~ an admiring smile. “So soon after combat, to be forced to kill your own comrades.”		“What a thing to live through,” I said with an admiring smile. “So soon after combat, to be forced to kill your own comrades.”

	“Nah,” he said uncomfortably as he put out his lho stick. “A few of them, they'd started to, you know, mutate. Twist under their uniforms, you know? Figured we was doin' them a service, you know?”		“Nah,” he said uncomfortably as he put out his lho stick. “A few of them, they'd started to, you know, mutate. Twist under their uniforms, you know? Figured we was doin' them a service, you know?”
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	“Since my squad was okay other than Lyssandra takin' one to her cybernetic leg, I hiked my sorry ass back to where I saw the vox officer standing with the Commissar, lookin' over the maps. Only took me a few minutes to realize what was goin' down. Change of orders, hold the pass. Commissar asked for reinforcements, but we got bad news on that one. 'All available units are engaged with objectives elsewhere,' the man on the other end of the line said. The Commissar, Commissar Ulrik, we shared a glance and I got to lookin' at the maps. After a minute, I saw another nearby pass marked Regiment 8-13A. I moved to the Commissar, chewin' my lip.		“Since my squad was okay other than Lyssandra takin' one to her cybernetic leg, I hiked my sorry ass back to where I saw the vox officer standing with the Commissar, lookin' over the maps. Only took me a few minutes to realize what was goin' down. Change of orders, hold the pass. Commissar asked for reinforcements, but we got bad news on that one. 'All available units are engaged with objectives elsewhere,' the man on the other end of the line said. The Commissar, Commissar Ulrik, we shared a glance and I got to lookin' at the maps. After a minute, I saw another nearby pass marked Regiment 8-13A. I moved to the Commissar, chewin' my lip.

	“'Listen,' I said. 'They're holdin' pass Bravo 912. It ain't much of a pass, real narrow and thin, with really high walls. If they blow those walls, the xenos can't make it in. Then they can come and back us up a little, you know?' That got a grim smile on the Commissar's face. 'The xenos can't take a place if it's destroyed, can they? Plus, it puts more of us in one place to hold the line.' So he gets on the vox again, callin' back to command. My stomach was doin' flip-flops the entire time that he barked back and forth with them. Said things that... Well, I'd never say somethin' like that to them myself. But he said them, all right. Just kept barkin' and barkin'. 'We need reinforcements,' he raged. 'Otherwise, both passes will fall!' After a little bit, they finally got to talkin' again, and told us that all surviving members of 8-13A would ~~meed~~ on our position. I threw my hands up into the air, singin' the praise of the Emperor. Commissar shut me up quick, though, tellin' me and the other sergeants to start plannin' out how we'd dig in."		“'Listen,' I said. 'They're holdin' pass Bravo 912. It ain't much of a pass, real narrow and thin, with really high walls. If they blow those walls, the xenos can't make it in. Then they can come and back us up a little, you know?' That got a grim smile on the Commissar's face. 'The xenos can't take a place if it's destroyed, can they? Plus, it puts more of us in one place to hold the line.' So he gets on the vox again, callin' back to command. My stomach was doin' flip-flops the entire time that he barked back and forth with them. Said things that... Well, I'd never say somethin' like that to them myself. But he said them, all right. Just kept barkin' and barkin'. 'We need reinforcements,' he raged. 'Otherwise, both passes will fall!' After a little bit, they finally got to talkin' again, and told us that all surviving members of 8-13A would meet on our position. I threw my hands up into the air, singin' the praise of the Emperor. Commissar shut me up quick, though, tellin' me and the other sergeants to start plannin' out how we'd dig in."

	“I was glad they came to back us up, though. We needed it. Two days after they'd gotten there, the greenskins came back with a vengeance. Of course, we was told that more reinforcements was on the way, but that it'd take four days for them to reach us. By the mornin' of the third day the remnants of the 8-13A was with us, the greenskins were makin' their big push. I was glad that we had collected everythin' up off the fallen. I was havin' to switch out packs on my lasrifle more often than I woulda liked. We was all pressed really tight, though. Lyssandra, every word outta her mouth don't need said in polite company, and Maksim, he was mean quiet as he was shootin'. Even worse was the boys mannin' the turrets. They was startin' to look real pale, getting' jittery. Course, the xenos were targetin' them bad, but that's no excuse.		“I was glad they came to back us up, though. We needed it. Two days after they'd gotten there, the greenskins came back with a vengeance. Of course, we was told that more reinforcements was on the way, but that it'd take four days for them to reach us. By the mornin' of the third day the remnants of the 8-13A was with us, the greenskins were makin' their big push. I was glad that we had collected everythin' up off the fallen. I was havin' to switch out packs on my lasrifle more often than I woulda liked. We was all pressed really tight, though. Lyssandra, every word outta her mouth don't need said in polite company, and Maksim, he was mean quiet as he was shootin'. Even worse was the boys mannin' the turrets. They was startin' to look real pale, getting' jittery. Course, the xenos were targetin' them bad, but that's no excuse.
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	“Saving face tactic, right?” Catherine was catching on fast.		“Saving face tactic, right?” Catherine was catching on fast.

	“Right. ~~Had~~ did the same with the Guard reports.” I did a quick cross reference. “And it appears that we might have gotten to this investigation sooner if he hadn't of called in those favors.” I made a quick note before burying myself in the reports ~~aga~~		“Right. He did the same with the Guard reports.” I did a quick cross reference. “And it appears that we might have gotten to this investigation sooner if he hadn't of called in those favors.” I made a quick note before burying myself in the reports again.

	“Lyssandra seems to be quite protective of both Jim and Maksim,” Catherine noted. “According to this report, Venris ended up having to play an avoidance game in order to question people.”		“Lyssandra seems to be quite protective of both Jim and Maksim,” Catherine noted. “According to this report, Venris ended up having to play an avoidance game in order to question people.”
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	“Your opinions?” he asked as Venris stepped in behind him, closing and locking the hatch. My eyes quickly went back to my report, so Catherine began.		“Your opinions?” he asked as Venris stepped in behind him, closing and locking the hatch. My eyes quickly went back to my report, so Catherine began.

	“James is a capable man, and one that under other circumstances I would respect greatly. He has purposefully withheld his promotions in order to be better prepared for the roles he would serve. While some would gauge this as being ~~foolheardy~~, there's a wisdom to it. I've treated many soldiers who were injured because somebody was either promoted before they were ready, or because somebody wasn't confident in their abilities. The Emperor protects those who steel themselves.		“James is a capable man, and one that under other circumstances I would respect greatly. He has purposefully withheld his promotions in order to be better prepared for the roles he would serve. While some would gauge this as being foolhardy, there's a wisdom to it. I've treated many soldiers who were injured because somebody was either promoted before they were ready, or because somebody wasn't confident in their abilities. The Emperor protects those who steel themselves.

	“However, his witnessing of the Grey Knights notwithstanding, I believe that he may be tainted by the Warp. The reports that lead to our discovery of him aren't the only instance of his taint in my opinion. His highly-lauded Commissar was killed a full two hours before the ork warboss assaulted the trenches. As well, his corpse was heavily crushed in the assault – his head was completely destroyed under the warboss's metal feet. His hallucinations of the dead are signs that Chaos is attempting to influence his actions, perverting his mind and will. As well, his joining of the Guard was in direct violation of regulations. Even with the dire circumstances behind his conscription, such youths are ill-suited to fight the forces of Chaos and emerge with their minds intact.		“However, his witnessing of the Grey Knights notwithstanding, I believe that he may be tainted by the Warp. The reports that lead to our discovery of him aren't the only instance of his taint in my opinion. His highly-lauded Commissar was killed a full two hours before the ork warboss assaulted the trenches. As well, his corpse was heavily crushed in the assault – his head was completely destroyed under the warboss's metal feet. His hallucinations of the dead are signs that Chaos is attempting to influence his actions, perverting his mind and will. As well, his joining of the Guard was in direct violation of regulations. Even with the dire circumstances behind his conscription, such youths are ill-suited to fight the forces of Chaos and emerge with their minds intact.
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	I looked back to Guilliman. The bastard's skin was taut around his face, and he wasn't quite focusing on any of us. He was calculating again. Plotting. Planning. The servo skull was focused on me, the cherubim focused on Sister Catherine. I was glad they were on the other side of the room – they made me sick to look at.		I looked back to Guilliman. The bastard's skin was taut around his face, and he wasn't quite focusing on any of us. He was calculating again. Plotting. Planning. The servo skull was focused on me, the cherubim focused on Sister Catherine. I was glad they were on the other side of the room – they made me sick to look at.

	“Anyway,” I continued. “For my own advisory, I'm voting that he be terminated as well. He's an unsanctioned psyker, and he's not only seen but interacted with a Grey Knight. In fact...” I pushed my notes across the table towards the Inquisitor. “I've taken the liberty of preparing a list of people who should be terminated as well, for hindering the investigation of an Inquisitor. I even included a list of their crimes, from the ~~Commisar~~ who hid the fact that James witnessed the Knights in action, to the arrogant nobles who ensured that James was gone before we reached a planet.		“Anyway,” I continued. “For my own advisory, I'm voting that he be terminated as well. He's an unsanctioned psyker, and he's not only seen but interacted with a Grey Knight. In fact...” I pushed my notes across the table towards the Inquisitor. “I've taken the liberty of preparing a list of people who should be terminated as well, for hindering the investigation of an Inquisitor. I even included a list of their crimes, from the Commissar who hid the fact that James witnessed the Knights in action, to the arrogant nobles who ensured that James was gone before we reached a planet.

	“Of course, you'll notice that I didn't include Commander Silon. That's the only ounce of leniency that I'll give on this matter. By the Throne, he must know that so many of his men have a tenuous grip on their sanity. Though I would never doubt that he keeps a close eye on mutation, heresy, or taint; I also know that since his men must suffer due to his own political standing, he must allow some give on the parts of his men's mental states.” I withdrew a lho stick and lit it with a smug grin. “What do you think?”		“Of course, you'll notice that I didn't include Commander Silon. That's the only ounce of leniency that I'll give on this matter. By the Throne, he must know that so many of his men have a tenuous grip on their sanity. Though I would never doubt that he keeps a close eye on mutation, heresy, or taint; I also know that since his men must suffer due to his own political standing, he must allow some give on the parts of his men's mental states.” I withdrew a lho stick and lit it with a smug grin. “What do you think?”

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