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	==Post-Heresy==		==Post-Heresy==
	He eventually made his way to [[Sortiarius]] when [[Ahzek Ahriman\|Ahriman]] was in the process of enacting the Rubric, but (obviously) failed to stop him. He's understandably still cross about this, as the Rubric turned his oldest friend into an automaton. After the disaster, he fled in the ''Tlaloc'' along with a few allies and some [[Rubric Marines\|Rubricae]], forming the Kha'Sherhan warband. Over the next few centuries, he roamed the Eye of Terror, working for various factions and acquiring an awesome collection of old Mechanicus battle robots. Because of the tiny size of his warband, he used these robots to prevent boarders from taking the ''Tlaloc''. It was during this time as well that he began binding daemons, using a deck of tarot cards to bind and summon them when necessary. It is unrecorded whether he ever [[Magic: The Gathering\|traded with other sorcerers for rare cards]] or if he [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|fought and defeated his opponents by challenging them to a children's card game, complete with his cards manipulating reality to represent themselves.]] The most potent of these was the Ragged Knight, an ancient Bloodthirster born from the wanton bloodshed of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Béziers Massacre at Béziers].		He eventually made his way to [[Sortiarius]] when [[Ahzek Ahriman\|Ahriman]] was in the process of enacting the Rubric, but (obviously) failed to stop him. He's understandably still cross about this, as the Rubric turned his oldest friend into an automaton. After the disaster, he fled in the ''Tlaloc'' along with a few allies and some [[Rubric Marines\|Rubricae]], forming the Kha'Sherhan warband. Over the next few centuries, he roamed the Eye of Terror, working for various factions and acquiring an awesome collection of old Mechanicus battle robots. Because of the tiny size of his warband, he used these robots to prevent boarders from taking the ''Tlaloc''. It was during this time as well that he began binding daemons, using a deck of tarot cards to bind and summon them when necessary. It is unrecorded whether he ever [[Magic: The Gathering\|traded with other sorcerers for rare cards]] or if he [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|fought and defeated his opponents by challenging them to a children's card game, complete with his cards manipulating reality to represent themselves.]] The most potent of these was the Ragged Knight, an ancient Bloodthirster born from the wanton bloodshed of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Béziers Massacre at Béziers].

	==Founding the Black Legion==		==Founding the Black Legion==
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	==The Truth==		==The Truth==
	Khayon makes a number of claims in the novels that are dubious, which raises questions about him telling the truth.		Khayon makes a number of claims in the novels that are dubious, which raises questions about him telling the truth.

	Some of his claims include:		Some of his claims include:
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	*Speaking of his not Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).		*Speaking of his not Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).

	As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.		As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.

	Khayon might lie to convert someone or trick them to Chaos, but he might be simply delivering the final declaration of The Long War. He could be reciting the history of the Black Legion as he knows it, or he could be full of shit. Whichever is true Khayon himself declares he is telling the truth even when he would rather lie, and we'll likely never find out the truth anyway. It's also possible all of this could eventually be made canon in the other books, but the it'll be yet another case of shitty writing fucking everything up. There may also be the case that we have become so used to Chaos being shitty, petty and in general stupid evil that for once having a Chaos Sorcerer who doesn't act like a saturday morning cartoon villain come as something of unusual, arguably many of the things he did sound over the top, but in Khayon's defense we can say he doesn't approach some of the levels of mary-sueness [[Kaldor Draigo\|seen in some ]][[Marneus Calgar\|imperial characters]], in power level terms he and his team got consistently wrecked by a clone of Horus, and it remains to be seen how much effort he got to go through to make Magnus kneel, as nothing in that description says he went to write [[Mortarion\|Magnymagic's name with a marker pen upon his heart.]]		Khayon might lie to convert someone or trick them to Chaos, but he might be simply delivering the final declaration of The Long War. He could be reciting the history of the Black Legion as he knows it, or he could be full of shit. Whichever is true Khayon himself declares he is telling the truth even when he would rather lie, and we'll likely never find out the truth anyway. It's also possible all of this could eventually be made canon in the other books, but the it'll be yet another case of shitty writing fucking everything up. There may also be the case that we have become so used to Chaos being shitty, petty and in general stupid evil that for once having a Chaos Sorcerer who doesn't act like a saturday morning cartoon villain come as something of unusual, arguably many of the things he did sound over the top, but in Khayon's defense we can say he doesn't approach some of the levels of mary-sueness [[Kaldor Draigo\|seen in some ]][[Marneus Calgar\|imperial characters]], in power level terms he and his team got consistently wrecked by a clone of Horus, and it remains to be seen how much effort he got to go through to make Magnus kneel, as nothing in that description says he went to write [[Mortarion\|Magnymagic's name with a marker pen upon his heart.]]
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	2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]		2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]

	3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died)		3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died.)

	4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.		4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.

	5. His ship has a chick in a stasis tube serving as a machine spirit, but also controling whole armies of Mechanicus robots, did we mention she is his imouto?		5. His ship has a chick in a stasis tube serving as a machine spirit, but also controling whole armies of Mechanicus robots, did we mention she is his imouto?

	6. He has a [[Katanas are Underpowered in d20\|super-force sword made from shards of Sanguinius's sword and crystal-ghost]] that cuts through everything (including a power axe and the terminator armor behind it,) because it's awesome. [[Wat\|It even cuts through reality so he can walk through the warp, while in the actual warp anyway.]] [[Derp\|Yes a warp sorcerer living in the warp uses a super-sword to walk through the super warp.]]		6. He has a [[Katanas are Underpowered in d20\|super-force sword made from shards of Sanguinius's sword and crystal-ghost]] that cuts through everything (including a power axe and the terminator armor behind it,) because it's awesome. [[Wat\|It even cuts through reality so he can walk through the warp, while in the actual warp anyway.]] [[Derp\|Yes a warp sorcerer living in the warp uses a super-sword to walk through the super warp.]]

	7. He's an <s>elegan\t g\entleman</s> [[Chaos Space Marine]] able to charm a smile out of an inquisitor.		7. He's an <s>elegan\t g\entleman</s> [[Chaos Space Marine]] able to charm a smile out of an inquisitor.

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	==Post-Heresy==		==Post-Heresy==
	He eventually made his way to [[Sortiarius]] when [[Ahriman]] was in the process of enacting the Rubric, but (obviously) failed to stop him. He's understandably still cross about this, as the Rubric turned his oldest friend into an automaton. After the disaster, he fled in the ''Tlaloc'' along with a few allies and some [[Rubric Marines\|Rubricae]], forming the Kha'Sherhan warband. Over the next few centuries, he roamed the Eye of Terror, working for various factions and acquiring an awesome collection of old Mechanicus battle robots. Because of the tiny size of his warband, he used these robots to prevent boarders from taking the ''Tlaloc''. It was during this time as well that he began binding daemons, using a deck of tarot cards to bind and summon them when necessary. It is unrecorded whether he ever [[Magic: The Gathering\|traded with other sorcerers for rare cards]] or if he [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|fought and defeated his opponents by challenging them to a children's card game, complete with his cards manipulating reality to represent themselves.]] The most potent of these was the Ragged Knight, an ancient Bloodthirster born from the wanton bloodshed of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Béziers Massacre at Béziers].		He eventually made his way to [[Sortiarius]] when [[Ahzek Ahriman\|Ahriman]] was in the process of enacting the Rubric, but (obviously) failed to stop him. He's understandably still cross about this, as the Rubric turned his oldest friend into an automaton. After the disaster, he fled in the ''Tlaloc'' along with a few allies and some [[Rubric Marines\|Rubricae]], forming the Kha'Sherhan warband. Over the next few centuries, he roamed the Eye of Terror, working for various factions and acquiring an awesome collection of old Mechanicus battle robots. Because of the tiny size of his warband, he used these robots to prevent boarders from taking the ''Tlaloc''. It was during this time as well that he began binding daemons, using a deck of tarot cards to bind and summon them when necessary. It is unrecorded whether he ever [[Magic: The Gathering\|traded with other sorcerers for rare cards]] or if he [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|fought and defeated his opponents by challenging them to a children's card game, complete with his cards manipulating reality to represent themselves.]] The most potent of these was the Ragged Knight, an ancient Bloodthirster born from the wanton bloodshed of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Béziers Massacre at Béziers].

	==Founding the Black Legion==		==Founding the Black Legion==

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	{{topquote\|You have lost so much lore that I can barely comprehend where your ignorance ends and your innocence begins.\|Iskandar Khayon, on the [[Inquisition]]}}		{{topquote\|You have lost so much lore that I can barely comprehend where your ignorance ends and your innocence begins.\|Iskandar Khayon, on the [[Inquisition]]}}

	{{topquote\|Uwu I'm just a wittle Bwack Wegion Boy, so weak and fragile at just 1w. You could break me so easily.\|Veziverse Khayon (though there's nothing indicating the canon incarnation hasn't said the same thing.}}		{{topquote\|Uwu I'm just a wittle Bwack Wegion Boy, so weak and fragile at just 1w. You could break me so easily.\|Veziverse Khayon (though there's nothing indicating the canon incarnation hasn't said the same thing.)}}

	'''Iskandar Khayon''' is the Lord Vigilator of the [[Black Legion]] and one of the founding members. Formerly a Sorcerer of the [[Thousand Sons]], who know him as Khayon the Black due to his change of allegiance and perceived betrayal of his brothers, he is a member of the Ezekarion ([[Abaddon]]'s inner circle). The Black Legion calls him the Kingbreaker, as he apparently kicked Magnus' lazy ass to make him comply with Abaddon's plans. He has a multitude of other names and titles, most of which (he claims) are falsely attributed to him.		'''Iskandar Khayon''' is the Lord Vigilator of the [[Black Legion]] and one of the founding members. Formerly a Sorcerer of the [[Thousand Sons]], who know him as Khayon the Black due to his change of allegiance and perceived betrayal of his brothers, he is a member of the Ezekarion ([[Abaddon]]'s inner circle). The Black Legion calls him the Kingbreaker, as he apparently kicked Magnus' lazy ass to make him comply with Abaddon's plans. He has a multitude of other names and titles, most of which (he claims) are falsely attributed to him.
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	6. That! Bitchin'! Helm!		6. That! Bitchin'! Helm!

			7. He is boyfriends with Ahriman.

	'''Reasons why Iskandar is also a [[Mary Sue]]:'''		'''Reasons why Iskandar is also a [[Mary Sue]]:'''

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	When the former [[Justaerin]] [[Falkus Kibre]] sent out a call for aid with finding the ''[[Vengeful Spirit]]'', Khayon responded (secretly hoping that if he found the vessel, he could install the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit and claim it as his own). He, Kibre, and Lheorvine eventually found the vessel (and Abaddon) deep in the Eye of Terror. The news that [[Fabius Bile]] was trying to clone Horus finally got Abaddon off his ass. The ''Vengeful Spirit'', now with the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit, headed for Harmony, where Khayon psychically threw the now-abandoned ''Tlaloc'' at the planet, destroying the main Emperor's Children stronghold. During the [[Battle of Harmony\|confrontation with Bile aboard the latter's cruiser]], he fought the clone-Horus alongside the rest of Abaddon's forces.		When the former [[Justaerin]] [[Falkus Kibre]] sent out a call for aid with finding the ''[[Vengeful Spirit]]'', Khayon responded (secretly hoping that if he found the vessel, he could install the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit and claim it as his own). He, Kibre, and Lheorvine eventually found the vessel (and Abaddon) deep in the Eye of Terror. The news that [[Fabius Bile]] was trying to clone Horus finally got Abaddon off his ass. The ''Vengeful Spirit'', now with the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit, headed for Harmony, where Khayon psychically threw the now-abandoned ''Tlaloc'' at the planet, destroying the main Emperor's Children stronghold. During the [[Battle of Harmony\|confrontation with Bile aboard the latter's cruiser]], he fought the clone-Horus alongside the rest of Abaddon's forces.

	His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].		His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].

	As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grimdark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.		As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grimdark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.
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	*Claiming that the Vengeful Spirit is filled with crystal ghosts including one of Sanguinius. This one sounds plausible, and wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening on the ship, but there's a simple problem: if it was true it would be impossible to move around at all. Massive amounts of deaths occur on it from its slaves alone, let alone the battles that have been fought there that the ship would be in a constant state of ejecting crystals just so that anyone could walk down a hallway (which would likely result in working their slaves to death like normal, which would only make the problem worse).		*Claiming that the Vengeful Spirit is filled with crystal ghosts including one of Sanguinius. This one sounds plausible, and wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening on the ship, but there's a simple problem: if it was true it would be impossible to move around at all. Massive amounts of deaths occur on it from its slaves alone, let alone the battles that have been fought there that the ship would be in a constant state of ejecting crystals just so that anyone could walk down a hallway (which would likely result in working their slaves to death like normal, which would only make the problem worse).
	*That a Dark Eldar can live within the Eye of Terror. Like her Elders, Nefertari supposedly needed to "feed" far more often than usual, frequently deteriorated quickly, and - perhaps the biggest reason she shouldn't be able to survive there - she isn't technically alive. A bullshit claim even if she was feeding on souls like she would in Commoragh just a lot more frequently, and it's about as believable as when the [[CS Goto\|Black-Irish Leper]] did it.		*That a Dark Eldar can live within the Eye of Terror. Like her Elders, Nefertari supposedly needed to "feed" far more often than usual, frequently deteriorated quickly, and - perhaps the biggest reason she shouldn't be able to survive there - she isn't technically alive. A bullshit claim even if she was feeding on souls like she would in Commoragh just a lot more frequently, and it's about as believable as when the [[CS Goto\|Black-Irish Leper]] did it.
	*Speaking of his not!Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).		*Speaking of his not Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).

	As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.		As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.
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	2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]		2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]

	3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died)		3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died)

	4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.		4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.

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	{{topquote\|You have lost so much lore that I can barely comprehend where your ignorance ends and your innocence begins.\|Iskandar Khayon, on the [[Inquisition]]}}		{{topquote\|You have lost so much lore that I can barely comprehend where your ignorance ends and your innocence begins.\|Iskandar Khayon, on the [[Inquisition]]}}

			{{topquote\|Uwu I'm just a wittle Bwack Wegion Boy, so weak and fragile at just 1w. You could break me so easily.\|Veziverse Khayon (though there's nothing indicating the canon incarnation hasn't said the same thing.}}

	'''Iskandar Khayon''' is the Lord Vigilator of the [[Black Legion]] and one of the founding members. Formerly a Sorcerer of the [[Thousand Sons]], who know him as Khayon the Black due to his change of allegiance and perceived betrayal of his brothers, he is a member of the Ezekarion ([[Abaddon]]'s inner circle). The Black Legion calls him the Kingbreaker, as he apparently kicked Magnus' lazy ass to make him comply with Abaddon's plans. He has a multitude of other names and titles, most of which (he claims) are falsely attributed to him.		'''Iskandar Khayon''' is the Lord Vigilator of the [[Black Legion]] and one of the founding members. Formerly a Sorcerer of the [[Thousand Sons]], who know him as Khayon the Black due to his change of allegiance and perceived betrayal of his brothers, he is a member of the Ezekarion ([[Abaddon]]'s inner circle). The Black Legion calls him the Kingbreaker, as he apparently kicked Magnus' lazy ass to make him comply with Abaddon's plans. He has a multitude of other names and titles, most of which (he claims) are falsely attributed to him.

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	His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].		His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].

	As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a ~~grim dark~~ messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.		As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grimdark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.

	==The Truth==		==The Truth==

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	His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].		His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].

	As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming. Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.		As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grim dark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.

	==The Truth==		==The Truth==

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	*Speaking of his not!Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).		*Speaking of his not!Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).

	As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be ~~Abbadon~~'s hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.		As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.

	Khayon might lie to convert someone or trick them to Chaos, but he might be simply delivering the final declaration of The Long War. He could be reciting the history of the Black Legion as he knows it, or he could be full of shit. Whichever is true Khayon himself declares he is telling the truth even when he would rather lie, and we'll likely never find out the truth anyway. It's also possible all of this could eventually be made canon in the other books, but the it'll be yet another case of shitty writing fucking everything up. There may also be the case that we have become so used to Chaos being shitty, petty and in general stupid evil that for once having a Chaos Sorcerer who doesn't act like a saturday morning cartoon villain come as something of unusual, arguably many of the things he did sound over the top, but in Khayon's defense we can say he doesn't approach some of the levels of mary-sueness [[Kaldor Draigo\|seen in some ]][[Marneus Calgar\|imperial characters]], in power level terms he and his team got consistently wrecked by a clone of Horus, and it remains to be seen how much effort he got to go through to make Magnus kneel, as nothing in that description says he went to write [[Mortarion\|Magnymagic's name with a marker pen upon his heart.]]		Khayon might lie to convert someone or trick them to Chaos, but he might be simply delivering the final declaration of The Long War. He could be reciting the history of the Black Legion as he knows it, or he could be full of shit. Whichever is true Khayon himself declares he is telling the truth even when he would rather lie, and we'll likely never find out the truth anyway. It's also possible all of this could eventually be made canon in the other books, but the it'll be yet another case of shitty writing fucking everything up. There may also be the case that we have become so used to Chaos being shitty, petty and in general stupid evil that for once having a Chaos Sorcerer who doesn't act like a saturday morning cartoon villain come as something of unusual, arguably many of the things he did sound over the top, but in Khayon's defense we can say he doesn't approach some of the levels of mary-sueness [[Kaldor Draigo\|seen in some ]][[Marneus Calgar\|imperial characters]], in power level terms he and his team got consistently wrecked by a clone of Horus, and it remains to be seen how much effort he got to go through to make Magnus kneel, as nothing in that description says he went to write [[Mortarion\|Magnymagic's name with a marker pen upon his heart.]]

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	When the former [[Justaerin]] [[Falkus Kibre]] sent out a call for aid with finding the ''[[Vengeful Spirit]]'', Khayon responded (secretly hoping that if he found the vessel, he could install the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit and claim it as his own). He, Kibre, and Lheorvine eventually found the vessel (and Abaddon) deep in the Eye of Terror. The news that [[Fabius Bile]] was trying to clone Horus finally got Abaddon off his ass. The ''Vengeful Spirit'', now with the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit, headed for Harmony, where Khayon psychically threw the now-abandoned ''Tlaloc'' at the planet, destroying the main Emperor's Children stronghold. During the [[Battle of Harmony\|confrontation with Bile aboard the latter's cruiser]], he fought the clone-Horus alongside the rest of Abaddon's forces.		When the former [[Justaerin]] [[Falkus Kibre]] sent out a call for aid with finding the ''[[Vengeful Spirit]]'', Khayon responded (secretly hoping that if he found the vessel, he could install the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit and claim it as his own). He, Kibre, and Lheorvine eventually found the vessel (and Abaddon) deep in the Eye of Terror. The news that [[Fabius Bile]] was trying to clone Horus finally got Abaddon off his ass. The ''Vengeful Spirit'', now with the Anamnesis as its machine-spirit, headed for Harmony, where Khayon psychically threw the now-abandoned ''Tlaloc'' at the planet, destroying the main Emperor's Children stronghold. During the [[Battle of Harmony\|confrontation with Bile aboard the latter's cruiser]], he fought the clone-Horus alongside the rest of Abaddon's forces.

	His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].		His exploits after the founding of the Black Legion aren't known exactly, and the line between falsehoods and facts is somewhat blurry (as Khayon himself notes.) Immediately after the Legion's founding, he became Abaddon's go-to assassin. When he was sent after Thagus Daravek, however, he ran into difficulties, leading to a feud with the Lord of Hosts. After his fifth run at the final boss [[fail]]ed, Abbadon sent him to the former tomb of Horus, where a [[Black Templar]] strike-cruiser had crashed. Khayon found plenty of dead Templars and was confused by all the new gear. So he [[meme\|Ate the brains and gained its knowledge]] to learn of all the new stuff happening back in reality. When rescuing a Lady Inquisitor she told them how the Imperium turned to shit with its new [[Lorgar\|Religion.]] Much [[Rage]], [[Lulz]] and [[Fist_of_the_North_Star\|Manly Tears]] were had. Hearing about Abbadon and his desire for Drach'nyen, Khayon didn't trust the messenger. But Abby was tempted by the idea of EPIC NEW GEAR and launched the first Black Crusade. Which Daravek also wanted to do and followed. Which brought Khayon and Daravek to fightan again. It turned out that [[Weeaboo Fightan Magic\|Daravek had captured the remains of Khayon's familiar (which had part of his soul bound through it) and used it to subvert Khayon whenever they were close]]. Khayon was not amused and [[Rape\|finished his job]]. He was present during the Seventh Black Crusade, where the Black Legion destroyed most of the [[Blood Angels]].

	As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grimdark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.		As of the Thirteenth Black Crusade, he managed to infiltrate Imperial space and land on Terra, where he [[What\|turned himself in to the Inquisition on Abaddon's orders in order to personally tell the Emperor that the Imperium cannot win the war that is coming.]] [[Derp\|Yes, he treated the potent psyker of his inner council, that could sneak into HOLY TERRA ITSELF, as a grimdark messenger pigeon.]] [[FAIL\|Instead of doing something that, you know, could actually affect the Black Crusade.]] Last mention at time of writing has him as a tortured prisoner of the Inquisition on Terra in 'Watchers of the Throne'.
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	*Claiming that the Vengeful Spirit is filled with crystal ghosts including one of Sanguinius. This one sounds plausible, and wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening on the ship, but there's a simple problem: if it was true it would be impossible to move around at all. Massive amounts of deaths occur on it from its slaves alone, let alone the battles that have been fought there that the ship would be in a constant state of ejecting crystals just so that anyone could walk down a hallway (which would likely result in working their slaves to death like normal, which would only make the problem worse).		*Claiming that the Vengeful Spirit is filled with crystal ghosts including one of Sanguinius. This one sounds plausible, and wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening on the ship, but there's a simple problem: if it was true it would be impossible to move around at all. Massive amounts of deaths occur on it from its slaves alone, let alone the battles that have been fought there that the ship would be in a constant state of ejecting crystals just so that anyone could walk down a hallway (which would likely result in working their slaves to death like normal, which would only make the problem worse).
	*That a Dark Eldar can live within the Eye of Terror. Like her Elders, Nefertari supposedly needed to "feed" far more often than usual, frequently deteriorated quickly, and - perhaps the biggest reason she shouldn't be able to survive there - she isn't technically alive. A bullshit claim even if she was feeding on souls like she would in Commoragh just a lot more frequently, and it's about as believable as when the [[CS Goto\|Black-Irish Leper]] did it.		*That a Dark Eldar can live within the Eye of Terror. Like her Elders, Nefertari supposedly needed to "feed" far more often than usual, frequently deteriorated quickly, and - perhaps the biggest reason she shouldn't be able to survive there - she isn't technically alive. A bullshit claim even if she was feeding on souls like she would in Commoragh just a lot more frequently, and it's about as believable as when the [[CS Goto\|Black-Irish Leper]] did it.
	*Speaking of his not!Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).		*Speaking of his not Girlfriend, the claim that you can bind someone's flesh to their soul and keep them alive after they've died and are in the midst of being devoured by a Chaos God. If this were true then the Eldar would be using this method all the time instead of stones, the Dark Eldar never would've allowed their psychic abilities to atrophy, and the Thousand Sons would use it to fix the Rubric Marines (either by binding their souls to other bodies, or by binding them to their armour in a way that allows them to say more than three words).

	As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.		As you can see, most of his claims are a bit [[What\|WAT]] until you begin to consider his audience. He is being interrogated by the Inquisition, [[Exterminatus\|the most reasonable members of the Imperium when it comes to Chaos.]] Even if Khayon isn't lying, would the Inquisition believe anything he says anyway? If he's lying to be Abaddon's hype-man he certainly doesn't need to since the Imperium regards Abbadon as the greatest threat anyway.
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	2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]		2. He has a Yu-Gi-Oh style deck of Tarot cards with bound daemons he can summon, which includes greater daemons like Bloodthirsters, and when he's finished he can banish them easily. [[Rage\|Yes, a SORCERER has a pet bloodthirster...]][[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\| Maybe he challenged Magnus at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?]]

	3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died)		3. His hetero-lifemate NOT!girlfriend is a [[Dark Eldar]] [[Scourges\|Scourge]] (read: an edgy elf with angel wings) who can solo whole squads of marines. She, an Eldar, can live with him INSIDE THE EYE OF TERROR just because. He also manages to prevent Slaanesh from eating her by "binding her soul to her flesh". In itself this is stupid because it raises the question of why the Sons don't find a way to restore the Rubric Marines in a similar manner, or why the Eldar as a whole don't do this. [[Ynnead\|No, having your soul go to a god you made isn't the same thing]] as making your body immortal while permanently stopping a different god from eating you (especially if you accomplish this while they're trying to eat you). It makes the Ynnead gambit entirely pointless. [[Lulz\|Any crashing sounds you hear are Cegorach and Tzeentch rolling on the floor with laughter as a Chaos Sorcerer has the key to saving the Eldar race.]] (He does state that it only works as long as she doesn’t know she died, so if all the Eldar start doing it would kind of defeat the point as they’ll most likely find out pretty quickly, although if they were told it was just a psychic surgery then they'd never have a way or reason to know. Or you could modify their minds in the meantime to make them incapable of processing the information that they died)

	4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.		4. [[wat\|Managed to befriend a daemon.]] Unlike most familiars who betrayed their masters at Prospero Khayon's stayed loyal and became a teleporting daemon wolf who, again, can solo whole squads of marines, until it was destroyed by Horus' clone.