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	{{Topquote\|- James, i need you! - So does England. \|Exchange between Bond and a girl in "The Spy who loved me" and exactly the main thing this series is about.}}		{{Topquote\|- James, i need you! - So does England. \|Exchange between Bond and a girl in "The Spy who loved me" and exactly the main thing this series is about.}}

	For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in eternity), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].		For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live (may he stand beside the Emperor in eternity), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].

	The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence. Fleming wrote up until ~~1966~~, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.		The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence and people he'd learned about there (the name "James Bond" either came from a fellow spy or a bird expert). Fleming wrote up until 1964, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.

	Bond gets his own page here (beside the writefaggotry below) for two reasons: this wiki includes pages on things [[Neckbeard\|we]] like and influences us; and that Bond does show up time to time in RPGs. James Bond has produced [[Drizzt]]-like clones and character ideas, though a considerably smaller number than there were Drizzt clones. When done poorly, you get a publicly known "spy" with a bad British accent, a towering inferiority complex, and a wristwatch with an inbuilt plot device for every situation that he would (in)conceivably come across. When done well, you could get a charismatic, possibly minimalist character that can leverage a situation… to surprising outcomes (see below).		Bond gets his own page here (beside the writefaggotry below) for two reasons: this wiki includes pages on things [[Neckbeard\|we]] like and influences us; and that Bond does show up time to time in RPGs. James Bond has produced [[Drizzt]]-like clones and character ideas, though a considerably smaller number than there were Drizzt clones. When done poorly, you get a publicly known "spy" with a bad British accent, a towering inferiority complex, and a wristwatch with an inbuilt plot device for every situation that he would (in)conceivably come across. When done well, you could get a charismatic, possibly minimalist character that can leverage a situation… to surprising outcomes (see below).

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			{{Topquote\|- James, i need you! - So does England. \|Exchange between Bond and a girl in "The Spy who loved me" and exactly the main thing this series is about.}}

	For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in eternity), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].		For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in eternity), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].

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	For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in ~~eternally~~), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].		For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in eternity), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].

	The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence. Fleming wrote up until 1966, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.		The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence. Fleming wrote up until 1966, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.

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	For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live, in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].		For those who have been living under a rock since birth, '''James Bond''' was the eponymous main character in a series of novels, later brought to life and to the public consciousness by Sean Connery, the greatest Scotsman to ever live(may he stand beside the Emperor in eternally), in ''Dr. No''. Bond was a British spy working for MI6 and a legendary badass. He was suave and charismatic, easygoing and living high on gambling, smoking, cars, drinking considerably more than was advisable, and couldn't get more tail unless he signed up with the local [[Slaanesh]]i cult. He was also a stone cold motherfucker who would put a round through a Soviet spy without a second thought and walk away to carry on with his [[martini]].

	The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence. Fleming wrote up until 1966, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.		The books were written by a British author Ian Fleming, who drew heavily on his experience in British intelligence. Fleming wrote up until 1966, when his literary career was interrupted by a serious case of death. Various authors have picked up the property since then, writing Bond novels to this day. The movies have also continued: there have been seven actors who played Bond in about twenty-five different movies. Several fan theories have been waved around, as have many hands waved regarding the apparent immortality of Bond, and why he looks and sounds differently each decade.

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	Bond gets his own page here (beside the writefaggotry below) for two reasons: this wiki includes pages on things [[Neckbeard\|we]] like and influences us; and that Bond does show up time to time in RPGs. James Bond has produced [[Drizzt]]-like clones and character ideas, though a considerably smaller number than there were Drizzt clones. When done poorly, you get a publicly known "spy" with a bad British accent, a towering inferiority complex, and a wristwatch with an inbuilt plot device for every situation that he would (in)conceivably come across. When done well, you could get a charismatic, possibly minimalist character that can leverage a situation… to surprising outcomes (see below).		Bond gets his own page here (beside the writefaggotry below) for two reasons: this wiki includes pages on things [[Neckbeard\|we]] like and influences us; and that Bond does show up time to time in RPGs. James Bond has produced [[Drizzt]]-like clones and character ideas, though a considerably smaller number than there were Drizzt clones. When done poorly, you get a publicly known "spy" with a bad British accent, a towering inferiority complex, and a wristwatch with an inbuilt plot device for every situation that he would (in)conceivably come across. When done well, you could get a charismatic, possibly minimalist character that can leverage a situation… to surprising outcomes (see below).

			It's also the name of a game that can be played with standard playing cards, and is sort of like a very fast version of Go Fish.

	==An Eyewitness account of James Bond==		==An Eyewitness account of James Bond==

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	''It was late on a [[Tuesday]] night. The kinda night a detective can't get any answers and a hooker can't get any johns. Normally I'd be relaxing at my desk with a shot of whiskey and a view of the city being rained on like God's own piss was cursing the place, but tonight I had work to do. He was a nervous man, an ill-fitting trench coat and shaky hands being the first thing I noticed. All that was forgotten as he pulled up a seat at the diner and started telling me about Bond. James Bond.'' "Freeform roleplaying. Ah, what the hell. I used to roleplay on AOL, back when I had a seemingly terminal case of The Dumb. It's currently in remission, or at least it seems to be. Anyway, I had been observing one of the chat rooms for a while, trying to decide what kind of character I'd try to play to best fit in with the setting and the players that had already gathered."		''It was late on a [[Tuesday]] night. The kinda night a detective can't get any answers and a hooker can't get any johns. Normally I'd be relaxing at my desk with a shot of whiskey and a view of the city being rained on like God's own piss was cursing the place, but tonight I had work to do. He was a nervous man, an ill-fitting trench coat and shaky hands being the first thing I noticed. All that was forgotten as he pulled up a seat at the diner and started telling me about Bond. James Bond.'' "Freeform roleplaying. Ah, what the hell. I used to roleplay on AOL, back when I had a seemingly terminal case of The Dumb. It's currently in remission, or at least it seems to be. Anyway, I had been observing one of the chat rooms for a while, trying to decide what kind of character I'd try to play to best fit in with the setting and the players that had already gathered."

	''He shifted in his seat, a weary glance cast around the place.'' "As far as the eye could see, it was just god-level characters. One had telekinesis and some kind of prescience. Thief characters would probably be killed off by this guy before they had a chance to steal anything. Another was "the best [[wizard\|spell-caster]] in the world," with the side-power of being able to cast spells by just thinking about them. Well, that eliminates being able to play as a bumbling mage. Yet another was a [[Vampire: ~~the Masquerade~~\|fifth Generation Malkavian]] that seemed to have the curious ability to use people's profiles to his advantage. Anything you wrote in there, the player would grant his character knowledge of and the character would act accordingly. Irritating, but I guess it was creative enough.		''He shifted in his seat, a weary glance cast around the place.'' "As far as the eye could see, it was just god-level characters. One had telekinesis and some kind of prescience. Thief characters would probably be killed off by this guy before they had a chance to steal anything. Another was "the best [[wizard\|spell-caster]] in the world," with the side-power of being able to cast spells by just thinking about them. Well, that eliminates being able to play as a bumbling mage. Yet another was a [[Vampire:_The_Masquerade\|fifth Generation Malkavian]] that seemed to have the curious ability to use people's profiles to his advantage. Anything you wrote in there, the player would grant his character knowledge of and the character would act accordingly. Irritating, but I guess it was creative enough.

	"The characters that paraded through were each trying to have dark and mysterious pasts, but were too busy trying to enthrall each other to listen to one another's story.		"The characters that paraded through were each trying to have dark and mysterious pasts, but were too busy trying to enthrall each other to listen to one another's story.

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