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1d4chan>Lumavah at 08:05, 5 April 2022

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	The leader of the blue-aligned New Phyrexian faction, following the principles of the '''Great Synthesis''' which is a perverted version of the central Phyrexian philosophy so that he can get shit done quicker. Is a fan of mind rape when it comes to interrogation but also for the lulz. Allied to Elesh Norn and her steamroller of orthodoxy, hates Vorinclex with a passion and is super-paranoid about Urabrask because of the latter's isolationist stance.		The leader of the blue-aligned New Phyrexian faction, following the principles of the '''Great Synthesis''' which is a perverted version of the central Phyrexian philosophy so that he can get shit done quicker. Is a fan of mind rape when it comes to interrogation but also for the lulz. Allied to Elesh Norn and her steamroller of orthodoxy, hates Vorinclex with a passion and is super-paranoid about Urabrask because of the latter's isolationist stance.

			Recently, Jin-Gitaxias had been charged by Elesh Norn to discover a way to compleat Planeswalkers (who, if compleated, would lose their soul and Spark and thus lose the ability to planeswalk) so that they might spread Phyrexia's influence across the multiverse. With Tezzeret's aid, Jin-Gitaxias managed to infiltrate the plane of [[Kamigawa]] in order to conduct experiments upon the native spirits.

			After much trial and error, Jin-Gitaxias was able to discover a way to successfully compleat the spirits of Kamigawa. Despite getting bisected by the Wanderer (Kamigawa's planeswalking emperor who's unstable Spark forces her to planeswalk at random), Tezzeret recovered his body and took him back to New Phyrexia, where he restored himself. Tezzeret later managed to capture [[Tamiyo]], whom Jin-Gitaxias was able to successfully compleat into the first true-blooded Phyrexian planeswalker.

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	An absolute monster, having flash in a color where it's preferred to do everything on your opponent's turns, and because of his effects is possibly one of the most trollish praetors to drop on your opponents' heads. He reduces your opponents maximum hand size by '''7''' that translates to no cards allowed in their hand once their turn is up, which is supremely annoying for everyone in your games and will most likely result in your opponents throwing everything at you because you're the dick who decided to play Jin-Gitaxias in a group game.		An absolute monster, having flash in a color where it's preferred to do everything on your opponent's turns, and because of his effects is possibly one of the most trollish praetors to drop on your opponents' heads. He reduces your opponents maximum hand size by '''7''' that translates to no cards allowed in their hand once their turn is up, which is supremely annoying for everyone in your games and will most likely result in your opponents throwing everything at you because you're the dick who decided to play Jin-Gitaxias in a group game. Also helps you out massively because at the beginning of your end step, draw '''7''' cards. Better have that Reliquary Tower to help out with your hand, though, it's about to get big!

	Also helps you out massively because at the beginning of your end step, draw '''7''' cards. Better have that Reliquary Tower to help out with your hand, though, it's about to get big!

			His Neon-Dynasty iteration, though perhaps less immediately oppressive than his original version, is still a bitch to deal with. Once each turn, the first instant, sorcery or artifact spell the controlling player casts is copied. The first instant, sorcery or artifact your opponents play each turn is automatically countered. Each effect can only occur once each turn, though being able to double up on powerful spells or artifacts each turn for free can lead to some very potent snowballing on the player's part. On your opponent's it can be anywhere from inconvenient to downright crippling. (Un)fortunately, creature and enchantment spells are unaffected by Jin-Gitaxias, giving opponents a modest degree of potential counterplay that doesn't involve burning a potentially useful spell in order to bypass Jin-Gitaxias' counter effect.

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1d4chan>Supahmehreen111: awful previous version, fixed for brevity

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awful previous version, fixed for brevity

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	~~== jin gitaxias ==~~		The leader of the blue-aligned New Phyrexian faction, following the principles of the '''Great Synthesis''' which is a perverted version of the central Phyrexian philosophy so that he can get shit done quicker. Is a fan of mind rape when it comes to interrogation but also for the lulz. Allied to Elesh Norn and her steamroller of orthodoxy, hates Vorinclex with a passion and is super-paranoid about Urabrask because of the latter's isolationist stance.
	~~the~~ leader of the blue ~~phyrexian~~ faction. ~~its his job~~ to ~~invent horrifying new phyrexian creations~~.
	==In Game==		==In Game==
	an absolute monster, having flash ~~for the lulz~~, and he reduces your opponents maximum hand size by '''7''' (that ~~translate~~ to no cards allowed in hand, ~~combine that with a 'no~~ opponents ~~can draw cards~~' ~~effect~~ to ~~lockdown your opponents~~. ~~'''AAAAANNNND'''~~ at the ~~beggining~~ of your ~~endstep~~, draw '''7''' cards~~! card advantage and locking down~~ your ~~opponents~~, ~~cant~~ get ~~any more blue then that~~!		An absolute monster, having flash in a color where it's preferred to do everything on your opponent's turns, and because of his effects is possibly one of the most trollish praetors to drop on your opponents' heads. He reduces your opponents maximum hand size by '''7''' that translates to no cards allowed in their hand once their turn is up, which is supremely annoying for everyone in your games and will most likely result in your opponents throwing everything at you because you're the dick who decided to play Jin-Gitaxias in a group game.

			Also helps you out massively because at the beginning of your end step, draw '''7''' cards. Better have that Reliquary Tower to help out with your hand, though, it's about to get big!


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1d4chan>XToverdrive: got rid of this anti blue propoganda.

2017-07-30T08:01:27Z

got rid of this anti blue propoganda.

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			== jin gitaxias ==
			the leader of the blue phyrexian faction. its his job to invent horrifying new phyrexian creations.
	==In Game==		==In Game==
	~~Do you like~~ having ~~a hand full of counters, combat tricks~~, and ~~other things that mess with~~ your ~~opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things~~ that ~~make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like your opponents having~~ no ~~tricks~~ in ~~their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for~~ a ~~low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this~~ can ~~be yours~~. At the ~~beginning~~ of your ~~end step~~, ~~you~~ draw ~~seven~~ cards~~. And~~ your opponents ~~maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah~~, ~~he has flash, so~~ that ~~is fun too.~~		an absolute monster, having flash for the lulz, and he reduces your opponents maximum hand size by '''7''' (that translate to no cards allowed in hand, combine that with a 'no opponents can draw cards' effect to lockdown your opponents. '''AAAAANNNND''' at the beggining of your endstep, draw '''7''' cards! card advantage and locking down your opponents, cant get any more blue then that!

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50.73.55.161: changed you're to your

2017-05-12T22:52:05Z

changed you're to your

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	==In Game==		==In Game==
	Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like ~~you're~~ opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah, he has flash, so that is fun too.		Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like your opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah, he has flash, so that is fun too.

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1d4chan>Dies to Removal at 16:04, 27 December 2016

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	Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah, he has flash, so that is fun too.		Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah, he has flash, so that is fun too.

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1d4chan>Emerald Claw: /* In Game */

2015-06-29T20:40:15Z

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	Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs ~~hate~~ blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (~~fuck blue~~ players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah he has flash, so that is fun too.		Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs HATE blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (FUCK Blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah, he has flash, so that is fun too.

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1d4chan>Biggus Berrus at 11:49, 7 January 2015

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	Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs hate blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (fuck blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah he has flash, so that is fun too.		Do you like having a hand full of counters, combat tricks, and other things that mess with your opponent on his own turn? You know, the wonderful things that make scrubs hate blue. Do you like you're opponents having no tricks in their hands during your turn (fuck blue players!)? Do you like card advantage? Well for a low price of 10 mana (the highest of any praetor) all this can be yours. At the beginning of your end step, you draw seven cards. And your opponents maximum hand size shrinks by 7 (which under normal circumstances makes it 0). Oh yeah he has flash, so that is fun too.
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