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	It is speculated that their understanding of technology is coded into their genes, much like [[Ork]] Oddboyz (Mekboyz, Painboyz etc.). However, they differ from their greenskinned brethren because their technology isn't psychically taped-together crap. These space apes are somehow <s>potentially</s> more advanced than the entire Imperium, <s>almost</s> all of the [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Mechanicus]], and (in different fields of technology) most [[Eldar]] craftsmen.		It is speculated that their understanding of technology is coded into their genes, much like [[Ork]] Oddboyz (Mekboyz, Painboyz etc.). However, they differ from their greenskinned brethren because their technology isn't psychically taped-together crap. These space apes are somehow <s>potentially</s> more advanced than the entire Imperium, <s>almost</s> all of the [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Mechanicus]], and (in different fields of technology) most [[Eldar]] craftsmen.

	They ''are'' capable of interstellar travel, and migrate as a pack in large, perfectly geometric spaceships which make use of invisible currents of energy, inherent to the fabric of the universe. While it is rare that they choose to do this, a large percentage of Jokaero live upon these spacecrafts. These craft are some of the most powerful in the galaxy: the Deathwatch once attempted to attack a "Jokaero star-frame", only to be fended off by an "entire fleet's worth of firepower".		They ''are'' capable of interstellar travel, and migrate as a pack in large, perfectly geometric spaceships which make use of invisible currents of energy, inherent to the fabric of the universe. While it is rare that they choose to do this, a large percentage of Jokaero live upon these spacecrafts. These craft are some of the most powerful in the galaxy: the Deathwatch once attempted to attack a "Jokaero star-frame", only to be fended off by an "entire fleet's worth of firepower".

	They create [[Digital Weapons]] (so called because they're worn on a person's fingers, not because they're CGI. Pretty much all post-[[Horus Heresy]] digital weapons), which some factions, mainly high-up Imperials and influential Techpriests, make use of. They also make the [[Spyrer]] suits found amongst the High Nobility of [[Hive World]]s such as [[Necromunda]] or worlds in the [[Dark Heresy\|Calixis sector]]. Mainly, rich Imperial snobs will somehow use Jokaero as a <s>Protectorate</s> Protector-ape (a euphemism for forced labor) to get cool shit.		They create [[Digital Weapons]] (so called because they're worn on a person's fingers, not because they're CGI. Pretty much all post-[[Horus Heresy]] digital weapons), which some factions, mainly high-up Imperials and influential Techpriests, make use of. They also make the [[Spyrer]] suits found amongst the High Nobility of [[Hive World]]s such as [[Necromunda]] or worlds in the [[Dark Heresy\|Calixis sector]]. Mainly, rich Imperial snobs will somehow use Jokaero as a <s>Protectorate</s> Protector-ape (a euphemism for forced labor) to get cool shit.

	Despite this, GW lore says Jokaero are extremely rare, and impossibly elusive to boot. They are fairly analogous to animals, and so are instinctively distrustful of other beings (almost always rightfully so). If you do manage, by some miracle, to get a hold of one of these orangutans, and not get curb-stomped by their teeny [[Multilaser]] rings and bracelets, you still need to manage to keep them. They have a nasty habit of knowing how everything every race could possibly build works and operates, plus things nobody else in the universe knows. Naturally, this means that any prison they are held in is usually temporary, despite any and all preventative measures, although it may immediately tinker with the prison after escaping and then [[Derp\|become trapped in the now improved prison,]] from which it will escape and restart the cycle. Logic is not a necessary component of the Warhammer universe. Keeping this in mind, it is not impossible to work with a Jokaero (and thus acquire more [[Digital Weapons]]); if you can convince them that you are friendly, they won't run from you and you can essentially roll with them for a while, hopefully getting some Digital Weapon death-bling in the bargain. If you are the grimdark version of Jane Goodall, you might even manage to acquire one as a pet/coworker, seeing as they are a very rare and valuable resource. However, this is exceedingly rare, and accounting for the vastness of known space, only the wellest-to-do of Rogue Traders, [[Dark Eldar\|beastmasters]], and super-rich, eccentric Imperial Lords have a Jokaero in their possession. At least one has been kept as a permanent retainer to an Inquisitor and was happy to go along with whatever they wanted - it even repaired a superheavy tank to full working order and THEN proceeded to improve it in every conceivable way, making it as fast as a [[Salamander Reconnaissance Tank\|Salamander]] which came in pretty handy when it came to tankshocking deamons.		Despite this, GW lore says Jokaero are extremely rare, and impossibly elusive to boot. They are fairly analogous to animals, and so are instinctively distrustful of other beings (almost always rightfully so). If you do manage, by some miracle, to get a hold of one of these orangutans, and not get curb-stomped by their teeny [[Multilaser]] rings and bracelets, you still need to manage to keep them. They have a nasty habit of knowing how everything every race could possibly build works and operates, plus things nobody else in the universe knows. Naturally, this means that any prison they are held in is usually temporary, despite any and all preventative measures, although it may immediately tinker with the prison after escaping and then [[Derp\|become trapped in the now improved prison,]] from which it will escape and restart the cycle. Logic is not a necessary component of the Warhammer universe. Keeping this in mind, it is not impossible to work with a Jokaero (and thus acquire more [[Digital Weapons]]); if you can convince them that you are friendly, they won't run from you and you can essentially roll with them for a while, hopefully getting some Digital Weapon death-bling in the bargain. If you are the grimdark version of Jane Goodall, you might even manage to acquire one as a pet/coworker, seeing as they are a very rare and valuable resource. However, this is exceedingly rare, and accounting for the vastness of known space, only the wellest-to-do of Rogue Traders, [[Dark Eldar\|beastmasters]], and super-rich, eccentric Imperial Lords have a Jokaero in their possession. At least one has been kept as a permanent retainer to an Inquisitor and was happy to go along with whatever they wanted - it even repaired a superheavy tank to full working order and THEN proceeded to improve it in every conceivable way, making it as fast as a [[Salamander Reconnaissance Tank\|Salamander]] which came in pretty handy when it came to tankshocking deamons.

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	Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.		Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.
	Image:JokaeroDropPod.jpg\|A Jokaero Drop Pod.		Image:JokaeroDropPod.jpg\|A Jokaero Drop Pod.
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	Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.		Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.
	Image:JokaeroDropPod.jpg\|A Jokaero Drop Pod.		Image:JokaeroDropPod.jpg\|A Jokaero Drop Pod.
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	Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.		Image:Karman.jpg\|This is a Karman from [[AT-43]] and not, in fact, a Jokaero, but numerous fa/tg/uys have voiced that they intend to use them as [[Proxy\|proxies]] for their all-monkey army.
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	==Jokaero in Warhammer Adventures==		==Jokaero in Warhammer Adventures==
	An adult Jokaero named Flegan-Pala joins the gaggle of child heroes in ''Attack of the Necron''. He is nicknamed “Fleapit,” much to his chagrin. The Lexmechanic, Erasmus, claims that they are native to Holy Terra, but he may be in error (The "Galactic Compendium in the back of the second book clarifies that they are not from Holy Terra). Flegan-Pala is given a chapter from his own perspective, which shows that Jokaero are fully sapient, though he is not able to speak in Low Gothic. His technological aptitude is depicted as being wondrous; he’s able to create a [[Sonic Weaponry\|sonic cannon]] in seconds when a Necron hunter approaches him. When he’s first introduced, he’s shown to be able to physically overpower an Ogryn.		An adult Jokaero named Flegan-Pala joins the gaggle of child heroes in ''Attack of the Necron''. He is nicknamed “Fleapit,” much to his chagrin. The Lexmechanic, Erasmus, claims that they are native to Holy Terra, but he may be in error (The "Galactic Compendium" in the back of the second book clarifies that they are not from Holy Terra). Flegan-Pala is given a chapter from his own perspective, which shows that Jokaero are fully sapient, though he is not able to speak in Low Gothic. His technological aptitude is depicted as being wondrous; he’s able to create a [[Sonic Weaponry\|sonic cannon]] in seconds when a Necron hunter approaches him. When he’s first introduced, he’s shown to be able to physically overpower an Ogryn.

	==Jokaero in Warhammer 40K Tabletop==		==Jokaero in Warhammer 40K Tabletop==