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Wargear

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	==Wargear==		==Wargear==

	As a Cybork, Kek Moon could proudly call himself a self-made ~~man~~: he personally constructed his highly advanced robotic body with just a screwdriver he held in his teeth. He always carried a lot of weird gadgets with him into battle, only a fraction of which worked the way he intended, but all of which were invariably devastating for the enemy one way or another. After his Webway WAAAGH!!!, he acquired a preference for looted Eldar armaments. He usually carried a kustom Bright Lance in one hand and a Starcannon in the other.		As a Cybork, Kek Moon could proudly call himself a self-made ork: he personally constructed his highly advanced robotic body with just a screwdriver he held in his teeth. He always carried a lot of weird gadgets with him into battle, only a fraction of which worked the way he intended, but all of which were invariably devastating for the enemy one way or another. After his Webway WAAAGH!!!, he acquired a preference for looted Eldar armaments. He usually carried a kustom Bright Lance in one hand and a Starcannon in the other.

	==Appearance==		==Appearance==

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* WAAAGH!!! The Beast */

2016-05-14T01:23:06Z

WAAAGH!!! The Beast

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	The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there is one thing that always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.		The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there is one thing that always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.

	Kek Moon had barely ~~restarted~~ his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.		Kek Moon had barely resumed his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.

	(This is a placeholder for the stuff he does during WAAAGH!!! The Beast)		(This is a placeholder for the stuff he does during WAAAGH!!! The Beast)

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* Mongoid Wars */

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Mongoid Wars

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	===Mongoid Wars===		===Mongoid Wars===
			{{Main\|The Cleansing of the Mongoid Sector}}

	As Kek Moon was trying to escape the Imperial forces, he was contacted by Little Mork, another prominent Warboss of the Great Crusade era. Reportedly the smallest Warboss in Ork history, barely larger than a grot, he was nevertheless a force to be reckoned with and controlled a large greenskin realm in the Mongoid Sector. Little Mork praised Kek Moon's engineering ingenuity and invited him to work on some unprecedented project that would immortalise his name. Always eager for a challenge, Kek Moon gladly accepted the invitation. His enthusiasm grew even greater when he arrived in Little Mork's domain and learned the true nature of this project. It turned out, Little Mork managed to capture an ancient Eldar Webway Gate. He now intended to invade the Webway, drive the Eldar out and turn it into the Waaaghway - a transdimensional domain of the Orks that would allow them to invade any sector across the Galaxy with impunity. There was just one minor problem with his otherwise brilliant plan - Little Mork had no idea how to use the Webway Gate, so he invited Kek Moon to loot it.		As Kek Moon was trying to escape the Imperial forces, he was contacted by Little Mork, another prominent Warboss of the Great Crusade era. Reportedly the smallest Warboss in Ork history, barely larger than a grot, he was nevertheless a force to be reckoned with and controlled a large greenskin realm in the Mongoid Sector. Little Mork praised Kek Moon's engineering ingenuity and invited him to work on some unprecedented project that would immortalise his name. Always eager for a challenge, Kek Moon gladly accepted the invitation. His enthusiasm grew even greater when he arrived in Little Mork's domain and learned the true nature of this project. It turned out, Little Mork managed to capture an ancient Eldar Webway Gate. He now intended to invade the Webway, drive the Eldar out and turn it into the Waaaghway - a transdimensional domain of the Orks that would allow them to invade any sector across the Galaxy with impunity. There was just one minor problem with his otherwise brilliant plan - Little Mork had no idea how to use the Webway Gate, so he invited Kek Moon to loot it.

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* Death */

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Death

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	===Death===		===Death===

	In a desperate bid to stop Kek Moon's indomitable advance on Mars, his fleet was ambushed by the naval forces of the Steel Marshals under the command of Captain Ho-Sun, the Gold Serpent. While the bulk of his fleet distracted the Orks, Ho-Sun's Strike Cruiser ''Sword of the Stars'' made a risky landing on the war moon's surface. Driven forward by their thirst for justice, the Steel Marshals fought their way to Kek Moon's palace near the moon's core. Leaving the rest of his men to deal with the looted Wraithlords that guarded the palace, Ho-Sun advanced forward, eager to execute the one responsible for so much bloodshed. Kek Moon was waiting for him to arrive in his throne room, holding a looted Eldar sword in each hand and several more swords in his numerous mechadendrites. But even with twenty swords he was no match to Ho-Sun with just a single one. After a heated duel, the Astartes threw his opponent to the ground and pierced his skull with his trusty sword. He had no way of knowing that thermonuclear reactor inside the war moon was programmed to self-destruct after the death of its master. The colossal explosion that followed tore the cursed planetoid asunder, together with most of Kek Moon's ~~tribes~~ and the entire First Company of the Steel Marshals. And yet, their sacrifice was not in vain, for they prevented the fall of Mars.		In a desperate bid to stop Kek Moon's indomitable advance on Mars, his fleet was ambushed by the naval forces of the Steel Marshals under the command of Captain Ho-Sun, the Gold Serpent. While the bulk of his fleet distracted the Orks, Ho-Sun's Strike Cruiser ''Sword of the Stars'' made a risky landing on the war moon's surface. Driven forward by their thirst for justice, the Steel Marshals fought their way to Kek Moon's palace near the moon's core. Leaving the rest of his men to deal with the looted Wraithlords that guarded the palace, Ho-Sun advanced forward, eager to execute the one responsible for so much bloodshed. Kek Moon was waiting for him to arrive in his throne room, holding a looted Eldar sword in each hand and several more swords in his numerous mechadendrites. But even with twenty swords he was no match to Ho-Sun with just a single one. After a heated duel, the Astartes threw his opponent to the ground and pierced his skull with his trusty sword. He had no way of knowing that the thermonuclear reactor inside the war moon was programmed to self-destruct after the death of its master. The colossal explosion that followed tore the cursed planetoid asunder, together with most of Kek Moon's tribe and the entire First Company of the Steel Marshals. And yet, their sacrifice was not in vain, for they prevented the fall of Mars.

	==Wargear==		==Wargear==

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* WAAAGH!!! The Beast */

2016-05-13T21:49:35Z

WAAAGH!!! The Beast

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	==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==		==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==

	The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there ~~was~~ one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.		The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there is one thing that always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.

	Kek Moon had barely restarted his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.		Kek Moon had barely restarted his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* WAAAGH!!! The Beast */

2016-05-13T21:47:58Z

WAAAGH!!! The Beast

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	The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there was one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.		The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there was one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.

	Kek Moon had barely ~~resembled~~ his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.		Kek Moon had barely restarted his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.

	(This is a placeholder for the stuff he does during WAAAGH!!! The Beast)		(This is a placeholder for the stuff he does during WAAAGH!!! The Beast)

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* WAAAGH!!! The Beast */

2016-05-13T21:46:29Z

WAAAGH!!! The Beast

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	==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==		==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==

	The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.		The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But there was one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.

	Kek Moon had barely resembled his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.		Kek Moon had barely resembled his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.

1d4chan>Eisentuer: /* WAAAGH!!! The Beast */

2016-05-13T21:46:12Z

WAAAGH!!! The Beast

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	==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==		==WAAAGH!!! The Beast==

	The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy~~, no matter when~~: the Orks.		The Webway WAAAGH!!! entered rather anticlimactically: Kek Moon's war moon simply fell back into the galaxy from a hole he randomly stumbled into while in the Webway. It almost looked like the ancient structure itself was mortally tired of the greenskin bandit's escapades and tried to get rid of him. The Galaxy he came back to was very different from the one he left: the Great Crusade was over, and the Imperium ruled supreme, although its rule was rather shaky. But one thing always remains a constant in the Galaxy: the Orks.

	Kek Moon had barely resembled his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.		Kek Moon had barely resembled his rampage when he was contacted by emissaries of a Warboss who called himself the Beast. In contrast to Little Mork, the Beast was perhaps the largest Ork the Galaxy has ever known, as big as an Imperial Knight. His goals were also much more ambitious: whereas Little Mork merely wanted to take over the Webway, the Beast wanted to take over everything in existence. This was certainly a plan Kek Moon could get behind. He decided to throw in his lot with the promising new WAAAGH!!!, where he quickly rose up to become the Beast's chief Mek.