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	* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.		* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

	==Shadow of the Dragon Queen==		====Shadow of the Dragon Queen====
	The Kender were finally released in ''Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen''. It is nearly the same as the version released in the last Unearthed Arcana but Kender Curiosity is renamed to Kender Aptitude and the Fearless trait is changed to having advantage on saving throws against being frightened and being able to automatically succeed on a saving throw against being frightened once per long rest.		The Kender were finally released in ''Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen''. It is nearly the same as the version released in the last Unearthed Arcana but Kender Curiosity is renamed to Kender Aptitude and the Fearless trait is changed to having advantage on saving throws against being frightened and being able to automatically succeed on a saving throw against being frightened once per long rest.

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	* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.		* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

	In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited." This version drops the ability to pull stuff out of nowhere and replaces it with immunity to fear and an extra proficiency~~. This would be the final version that was published in "Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen", though Kender Curiosity was renamed Kender Aptitude~~.		In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited." This version drops the ability to pull stuff out of nowhere and replaces it with immunity to fear and an extra proficiency.

	* '''''Creature Type.''''' You are a Humanoid.		* '''''Creature Type.''''' You are a Humanoid.
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	* '''''Fearless.''''' You are immune to the frightened condition.		* '''''Fearless.''''' You are immune to the frightened condition.
	* '''''Kender Curiosity.''''' Thanks to the mystical origin of your people, you gain proficiency with one of the following skills of your choice: Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, or Survival.		* '''''Kender Curiosity.''''' Thanks to the mystical origin of your people, you gain proficiency with one of the following skills of your choice: Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, or Survival.
	* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest		* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

			==Shadow of the Dragon Queen==
			The Kender were finally released in ''Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen''. It is nearly the same as the version released in the last Unearthed Arcana but Kender Curiosity is renamed to Kender Aptitude and the Fearless trait is changed to having advantage on saving throws against being frightened and being able to automatically succeed on a saving throw against being frightened once per long rest.

	==Lord Stevil's Final Word==		==Lord Stevil's Final Word==

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	[[Category:Dragonlance]][[Category:RAGE]]		[[Category:Dragonlance]][[Category:RAGE]]

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	* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.		* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

	In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited." This version drops the ability to pull stuff out of nowhere, and replaces it with immunity to fear and an extra proficiency.		In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited." This version drops the ability to pull stuff out of nowhere and replaces it with immunity to fear and an extra proficiency. This would be the final version that was published in "Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen", though Kender Curiosity was renamed Kender Aptitude.

	* '''''Creature Type.''''' You are a Humanoid.		* '''''Creature Type.''''' You are a Humanoid.

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	Horrifically, Kender and humans can actually ''breed'' together, creating abominations called half-kender, who inherit the kender knack for sticky fingers but aren't so cutesy that they don't realize that stealing is wrong. How this is possible is a long story, but basically, kender descend from tinker gnomes (making them cousins of [[dwarf]]s, who have the same ancestry), who descend from humans cursed by [[Reorx]]. This is why Krynn is also home to half-gnomes and [[half-dwarf\|half-dwarves]].		Horrifically, Kender and humans can actually ''breed'' together, creating abominations called half-kender, who inherit the kender knack for sticky fingers but aren't so cutesy that they don't realize that stealing is wrong. How this is possible is a long story, but basically, kender descend from tinker gnomes (making them cousins of [[dwarf]]s, who have the same ancestry), who descend from humans cursed by [[Reorx]]. This is why Krynn is also home to half-gnomes and [[half-dwarf\|half-dwarves]].

	For those wondering more directly how kender and humans mate, well, beyond some human women giving in to their shota fetishes or falling for the "he's so cute!" air of kender males, most half-kender are actually the result of human men banging female kenders. Why? To put it simply: cute [[loli]] (or [[shortstack]], but canonically kender women are supposed to look like little girls) whose natural instinct to you asking "wanna fuck?" is "hey, sounds fun!" and then dragging you to the bedroom. Although apparently a lot of Krynnish men somehow "don't realize" they're banging a female kender until after they've gotten her pregnant -- there's even a Pre-Cataclysm story featuring a knight who spends the story unknowingly getting close to his own half-kender son, having never realized his mom was a kender when they were together before she left him. Which has the disturbing implication that Dragonlance is a setting full of pedophiles. How the pointed ears don't give kender away is, like all things kender, best left unexplored.		For those wondering more directly how kender and humans mate, well, beyond some human women giving in to their shota fetishes or falling for the "he's so cute!" air of kender males, most half-kender are actually the result of human men banging female kenders. Why? To put it simply: cute [[loli]] (or [[shortstack]], but canonically kender women are ''supposed'' to look like little girls even though what art there is of them consistently depicts them as stocky-bodied with strong facial features) whose natural instinct to you asking "wanna fuck?" is "hey, sounds fun!" and then dragging you to the bedroom. Although apparently a lot of Krynnish men somehow "don't realize" they're banging a female kender until after they've gotten her pregnant -- there's even a Pre-Cataclysm story featuring a knight who spends the story unknowingly getting close to his own half-kender son, having never realized his mom was a kender when they were together before she left him. Which has the disturbing implication that Dragonlance is a setting full of pedophiles. How the pointed ears don't give kender away is, like all things kender, best left unexplored.

	==Why Kender are hated so much==		==Why Kender are hated so much==

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	==Who the ''hell'' thought this was a good idea?==		==Who the ''hell'' thought this was a good idea?==

	So, you may ask, just ''what the '''fuck''' were they smoking to come up with these shitheads''? Well, the answer is, alas, fairly simple, in an absolutely tragic way. See, [[Dragonlance]] began as a series of modules for 1st edition [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. The iconic party members were supposed to be the default player-characters for the players to assume the roles of. Thing was, in 1e, [[halflings]] could only take [[Rogue\|the Thief class]] (this being a dead-brained holdover from ''The Hobbit'' and Bilbo Baggins, despite the fact that the very sequel to that book, still published decades ahead of 1e, ended up providing two ''very'' good examples of "halflings" becoming Warriors and even one with enough of a nature connection that you could justify Druid), which left the authors of the module/novels, Margaret Weiss and Tracey Hickmann, with a pair of dilemmas that they felt they ''had'' to answer to try and make the wider setting coherent: the first, ''why'' are all [[halflings]] always thieves? Second, how can halflings be all thieves and still be part of the heroic races?		So, you may ask, just ''what the '''fuck''' were they smoking to come up with these shitheads''? Well, the answer is, alas, fairly simple, in an absolutely tragic way. See, [[Dragonlance]] began as a series of modules for 1st edition [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. The iconic party members were supposed to be the default player-characters for the players to assume the roles of. Thing was, in 1e, [[halflings]] could only take [[Rogue\|the Thief class]] (this being a dead-brained holdover from ''The Hobbit'' and Bilbo Baggins, despite the fact that the very sequel to that book, still published decades ahead of 1e, ended up providing two ''very'' good examples of "halflings" becoming Warriors and even one with enough of a nature connection that you could justify Druid, Ranger at the very least), which left the authors of the module/novels, Margaret Weiss and Tracey Hickmann, with a pair of dilemmas that they felt they ''had'' to answer to try and make the wider setting coherent: the first, ''why'' are all [[halflings]] always thieves? Second, how can halflings be all thieves and still be part of the heroic races?

	The kender were their answer; an entire race of fey children who basically never grow out of that inquisitive stage of their lives, their incessant need to know why and vulnerability to boredom conspiring with their racial propensity towards sticky fingers to make them constantly picking pockets, opening locks, and generally getting out in the world making a nuisance of themselves. And thusly, all /tg/dom has suffered ever since.		The kender were their answer; an entire race of fey children who basically never grow out of that inquisitive stage of their lives, their incessant need to know why and vulnerability to boredom conspiring with their racial propensity towards sticky fingers to make them constantly picking pockets, opening locks, and generally getting out in the world making a nuisance of themselves. And thusly, all /tg/dom has suffered ever since.

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	* '''''Speed.''''' Your walking speed is 30 feet.		* '''''Speed.''''' Your walking speed is 30 feet.
	* '''''Fearless.''''' You are immune to the frightened condition.		* '''''Fearless.''''' You are immune to the frightened condition.
	* '''''Kender Curiosity.''''' Thanks to the mystical origin of your		* '''''Kender Curiosity.''''' Thanks to the mystical origin of your people, you gain proficiency with one of the following skills of your choice: Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, or Survival.
	people, you gain proficiency with one of the following
	skills of your choice: Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand,
	Stealth, or Survival.
	* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest		* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest

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	* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.		* '''Taunt'''. You have a supernatural ability to home in on a creature’s emotional raw nerves and craft a taunt that flusters that creature. As a bonus action, you can unleash a barrage of insults at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC equal to 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Charisma modifier), or it has disadvantage on attack rolls until the start of your next turn. You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

	In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited."		In April 2022 a new version of the Kender was released in "Heroes of Krynn Revisited." This version drops the ability to pull stuff out of nowhere, and replaces it with immunity to fear and an extra proficiency.

			* '''''Creature Type.''''' You are a Humanoid.
			* '''''Size.''''' You are Small.
			* '''''Speed.''''' Your walking speed is 30 feet.
			* '''''Fearless.''''' You are immune to the frightened condition.
			* '''''Kender Curiosity.''''' Thanks to the mystical origin of your
			people, you gain proficiency with one of the following
			skills of your choice: Insight, Investigation, Sleight of Hand,
			Stealth, or Survival.
			* '''''Taunt.''''' You have an extraordinary ability to fluster creatures. As a bonus action, you can unleash a string of provoking words at a creature within 60 feet of you that can hear and understand you. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or it has disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of your next turn. The DC equals 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (choose when you select this race). You can use this bonus action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest

	==Lord Stevil's Final Word==		==Lord Stevil's Final Word==