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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:9092:EB43:6B32:3957 at 15:39, 5 June 2023

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	This little piggy went to the market and got loads of goodies on his introduction in 9th edition. GW has clearly thrown all semblance of realism out of the window, as he has the same wounds, toughness and armour save as a battle wagon. Ya know, that big tank unit which is arguably way larger than this one? Maybe the squiggy piggy eats half of the incoming attacks and shots directed at it to justify its toughness? Or maybe it's the only way GW could get people to buy these shiny new models in order to better win tournaments. Either way, it's a great way to extract money from your wet throbbing cunt in this day and age.		This little piggy went to the market and got loads of goodies on his introduction in 9th edition. GW has clearly thrown all semblance of realism out of the window, as he has the same wounds, toughness and armour save as a battle wagon. Ya know, that big tank unit which is arguably way larger than this one? Maybe the squiggy piggy eats half of the incoming attacks and shots directed at it to justify its toughness? Or maybe it's the only way GW could get people to buy these shiny new models in order to better win tournaments. Either way, it's a great way to extract money from your wet throbbing cunt in this day and age.

	30 points more than the Hunta Rig slaps a big ol' Wurrboy Tower on there, eating up some transport slots (10 spaces instead of 15) and turning this wagon into a Character. On top of the two Beasthead powers you now get, you also get a special cannon that auto-hits with a ferocious S9 AP-3 but is hamstrung by being Dd6 - meaning that it could just dent a monster instead of outright blasting it to bits.		30 points more than the Hunta Rig slaps a big ol' Wurrboy Tower on there, eating up some transport slots (10 spaces instead of 15) and turning this wagon into a Character. On top of the two Beasthead powers you now get, you also get a special cannon that auto-hits with a ferocious S9 AP-3 but is hamstrung by being Dd6 - meaning that it could just dent a monster instead of outright blasting it to bits.
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	Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.		Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.

	Speaking of health, this little piggy has a toughness and armour conparable with that of a battle wagon. Ya know, an actual tank which is bigger than this thing and made of thick layers of metal, duct tape and spit? These units of course have to be balanced somehow, though clearly realism was tossed out of the window in this instance.		Speaking of health, this little piggy has a toughness and armour conparable with that of a battle wagon. Ya know, an actual tank which is bigger than this thing and made of thick layers of metal, duct tape and spit? These units of course have to be balanced somehow, though clearly realism was tossed out of the window in this instance.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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2022-11-02T23:27:07Z

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	30 points more than the Hunta Rig slaps a big ol' Wurrboy Tower on there, eating up some transport slots (10 spaces instead of 15) and turning this wagon into a Character. On top of the two Beasthead powers you now get, you also get a special cannon that auto-hits with a ferocious S9 AP-3 but is hamstrung by being Dd6 - meaning that it could just dent a monster instead of outright blasting it to bits.
			This little piggy went to the market and got loads of goodies on his introduction in 9th edition. GW has clearly thrown all semblance of realism out of the window, as he has the same wounds, toughness and armour save as a battle wagon. Ya know, that big tank unit which is arguably way larger than this one? Maybe the squiggy piggy eats half of the incoming attacks and shots directed at it to justify its toughness? Or maybe it's the only way GW could get people to buy these shiny new models in order to better win tournaments. Either way, it's a great way to extract money from your wet throbbing cunt in this day and age.

			30 points more than the Hunta Rig slaps a big ol' Wurrboy Tower on there, eating up some transport slots (10 spaces instead of 15) and turning this wagon into a Character. On top of the two Beasthead powers you now get, you also get a special cannon that auto-hits with a ferocious S9 AP-3 but is hamstrung by being Dd6 - meaning that it could just dent a monster instead of outright blasting it to bits.

	==Hunta Rig==		==Hunta Rig==

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	Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.		Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.

			Speaking of health, this little piggy has a toughness and armour conparable with that of a battle wagon. Ya know, an actual tank which is bigger than this thing and made of thick layers of metal, duct tape and spit? These units of course have to be balanced somehow, though clearly realism was tossed out of the window in this instance.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	~~So with all the stuff~~ the Beast Snagga~~'s got, the one slot they couldn't fill in was the Heavy Weapons slot~~. ~~This~~ gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your ~~beast snaggas~~ and NOTHING ELSE, all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, ~~while~~ the [[Stikka Kannon]] gives you something specially tailored to ~~nail the~~ favoured prey ~~of the beast snaggas with a re-roll to hit~~ and ~~keeps~~ them from running away. ~~It's no slouch~~ in melee ~~either~~, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.		Kill Rigs are the only Heavy Support option available to a "pure" Beast Snagga force. The Rig gives you both a giant artillery platform and a wagon to carry your Beast Snaggas (and NOTHING ELSE), all in a giant squig-powered chariot. Its chief weapons are the [['Eavy Lobba]] to smash hordes, even from behind any LOS-blocking terrain, and the [[Stikka Kannon]] which gives you something specially tailored to harpoon favoured prey and stop them from running away. The Rig is also very formidable in melee, as it not only has the squig itself fighting, but also a bunch of boyz to hack away. Its most dangerous weapons are the saws, but they're also the most affected as the rig decays in health.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]		[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]
	The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line.		The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked [[Fail\|fucking retarded]] and out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.

	===Overview===		===Overview===

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	[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]		[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]
	The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked [[Fail\|fucking retarded]] and out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.		The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line.

	===Overview===		===Overview===

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: Undo revision 805799 by 68.149.126.73 (talk)

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	[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]		[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]
	The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.		The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked [[Fail\|fucking retarded]] and out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.

	===Overview===		===Overview===

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	[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]		[[File:Kill Rig.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|The Weirdboy Tower's more modern and less retarded cousin.]]
	The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked ~~[[Fail\|fucking retarded]] and~~ out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.		The Kill Rig is an [[Awesome]] and new [[Ork]] War Carriage showcased in July 2021 as part of the new [[Beast Snagga]] line. Unlike say, the [[Space Wolves]]' [[Stormrider]] which looked out of place even for the Corgi Marines, the Kill Rig looked thematically sound and in-character for the Orks.

	===Overview===		===Overview===