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	**When wearing this headpiece, you are as elegant and well-spoken as a famous diplomat or regent, but you can't stop calling everyone bro.		**When wearing this headpiece, you are as elegant and well-spoken as a famous diplomat or regent, but you can't stop calling everyone bro.
	*'''Enchanted Book of Collected Stories'''		*'''Enchanted Book of Collected Stories'''
	**Opening this will cause miniature creatures/people to pour out and ~~preform~~ a chapter from the book much like a theater.		**Opening this will cause miniature creatures/people to pour out and perform a chapter from the book much like a theater.
	*'''Fade to Black Belt'''		*'''Fade to Black Belt'''
	**The wearer of this belt will be unable to remember any sexual encounter begun while they were wearing the belt.		**The wearer of this belt will be unable to remember any sexual encounter begun while they were wearing the belt.

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	*'''Sack of Hive Eggs'''		*'''Sack of Hive Eggs'''
	**Crushing one of the numerous tiny eggs will cause the thoughts of everybody in the proximity to merge. Everybody can hear what you think and you can hear everybody.		**Crushing one of the numerous tiny eggs will cause the thoughts of everybody in the proximity to merge. Everybody can hear what you think and you can hear everybody.
			*'''Shield of Protecting'''
			**This is metal shield that absorbs all impacts. However, every time it is hit it moans loudly for more. It'll start begging if it isn't hit within a certain amount of time.
	*'''Shoes of the Restless Traveler'''		*'''Shoes of the Restless Traveler'''
	**These shoes allow their user to run for miles without feeling fatigue, but if they try to do anything else with it (walk, sit down, jump), they will instantly trip		**These shoes allow their user to run for miles without feeling fatigue, but if they try to do anything else with it (walk, sit down, jump), they will instantly trip

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	*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''		*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''
	**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.		**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.
			*'''Whisper Wind'''
			**A small piece of paper that turns into a small breeze that carries your message to your target when whispered to. Unless said target is really attentive they'll likely miss what the message was.
	*'''The "Completely Ordinary" Glass Fish Dyed Crimson'''		*'''The "Completely Ordinary" Glass Fish Dyed Crimson'''
	**A glass statuette of an unknown fish with a crimson dye. The fish speculated to be somewhere between a boiled sardine and an alcoholic bas. The dye is definitely either crimson or maroon.		**A glass statuette of an unknown fish with a crimson dye. The fish speculated to be somewhere between a boiled sardine and an alcoholic bas. The dye is definitely either crimson or maroon.
	[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]		[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]

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	*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''		*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''
	**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.		**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.
	*'''The "Completely Ordinary" Glass Fish ~~Died~~ Crimson'''		*'''The "Completely Ordinary" Glass Fish Dyed Crimson'''
	**A glass statuette of an unknown fish with a crimson dye. The fish speculated to be somewhere between a boiled sardine and an alcoholic bas. The dye is definitely either crimson or maroon.		**A glass statuette of an unknown fish with a crimson dye. The fish speculated to be somewhere between a boiled sardine and an alcoholic bas. The dye is definitely either crimson or maroon.
	[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]		[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]

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	*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''		*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''
	**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.		**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.
			*'''The "Completely Ordinary" Glass Fish Died Crimson'''
			**A glass statuette of an unknown fish with a crimson dye. The fish speculated to be somewhere between a boiled sardine and an alcoholic bas. The dye is definitely either crimson or maroon.
	[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]		[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]

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	*There exist two, and only two, of these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky and lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which one) is placed against your ear, you can hear a ringing followed by a click* and a half-orc yelling at you for waking him up at this ungodly hour. If you drop the banana or "hang up," the call ends. If you stay and listen, the half-orc will yell at you, call out obscenities, and start going on about his daily problems and mishaps in his love life. Every so often (2% chance/day), the banana will ring while you are sleeping and the half-orc will want to talk to you about his problems.		*There exist two, and only two, of these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky and lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which one) is placed against your ear, you can hear a ringing followed by a click* and a half-orc yelling at you for waking him up at this ungodly hour. If you drop the banana or "hang up," the call ends. If you stay and listen, the half-orc will yell at you, call out obscenities, and start going on about his daily problems and mishaps in his love life. Every so often (2% chance/day), the banana will ring while you are sleeping and the half-orc will want to talk to you about his problems.
	*'''Barrel of Holding'''		*'''Barrel of Holding'''
	**This large wooden barrel measuring (~~square root of [three divided by pi]~~) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to 15 cubic feet of matter.		**This large wooden barrel measuring √(12/π) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to 15 cubic feet of matter.
	*'''Beam Sword of Severed Nerves'''		*'''Beam Sword of Severed Nerves'''
	**A beam sword. It cannot cut anything but nerve strings. Will pass through any other material leaving no harm.		**A beam sword. It cannot cut anything but nerve strings. Will pass through any other material leaving no harm.

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	~~== Joke items ==~~
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	*'''Ace of Spades'''		*'''Ace of Spades'''
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	**A silver arrow, suspended on a string. It always points to the person holding the string.		**A silver arrow, suspended on a string. It always points to the person holding the string.
	*'''Amulet of Extra Amulet Slot'''		*'''Amulet of Extra Amulet Slot'''
	**This amulet allows you to gain the benefit from two magical amulets rather than one. (It cannot be further enchanted.		**This amulet allows you to gain the benefit from two magical amulets rather than one. It cannot be further enchanted.
	*'''Amulet of Feather Fall'''		*'''Amulet of Feather Fall'''
	**When worn, this amulet turns into a feather and falls to the ground.		**When worn, this amulet turns into a feather and falls to the ground.
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	**A box of matches. Striking one will make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away. The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a tablespoon.		**A box of matches. Striking one will make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away. The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a tablespoon.
	*'''Artist's Bludgeon, The'''		*'''Artist's Bludgeon, The'''
	**Inanimate objects hit with this bludgeon will receive no damage; they will however change ~~colour~~.		**Inanimate objects hit with this bludgeon will receive no damage; they will however change color.
	*'''Attentive Guardsman's Pike'''		*'''Attentive Guardsman's Pike'''
	**These ornate and deadly-looking ceremonial pikes are reach weapons and appear to weigh at least 20 lbs, ~~and that's~~ not counting the weight of the fluttering banners that can be unfurled for parade use. Constructed of shadowstuff, they weigh one pound, and inflict only a single point of damage on an attack, being almost entirely for show, although they also have the unique property of remaining in place, when set (although unable to support more than 20 lbs), allowing a 'resting his eyes' guardsman to prop it up and leave it standing under its own power, while his hand sags off of it.		**These ornate and deadly-looking ceremonial pikes are reach weapons and appear to weigh at least 20 lbs, not counting the weight of the fluttering banners that can be unfurled for parade use. Constructed of shadowstuff, they weigh one pound, and inflict only a single point of damage on an attack, being almost entirely for show, although they also have the unique property of remaining in place when set (although unable to support more than 20 lbs), allowing a 'resting his eyes' guardsman to prop it up and leave it standing under its own power, while his hand sags off of it.
	*'''Attentive Guardsman's Tabard'''		*'''Attentive Guardsman's Tabard'''
	**A dozen of these tabards were fashioned for palace guardsmen in the Empire of Sard, 250 miles from the nearest enemy. The bearer is placed under a glamour that causes him to appear alert and awake, even if his eyes are closed and he is snoring lightly.		**A dozen of these tabards were fashioned for palace guardsmen in the Empire of Sard, 250 miles from the nearest enemy. The bearer is placed under a glamour that causes him to appear alert and awake, even if his eyes are closed and he is snoring lightly.
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	**The axe is always moaning and groaning with pain.		**The axe is always moaning and groaning with pain.
	*'''Baby Oil'''		*'''Baby Oil'''
	**An aphrodisiac made from the finest mashed babies. Strangely unpopular in the upper planes~~. Bunch of~~ judgmental prudes.		**An aphrodisiac made from the finest mashed babies. Strangely unpopular in the upper planes, the judgmental prudes.
	*'''Bag of Faerie Gold'''		*'''Bag of Faerie Gold'''
	**This sack appears to be full of gold coins and jewels. When one attempts to spend them, however, the ~~glamer~~ on them soon vanishes, revealing them to be nothing but leaves and pebbles. Obviously, most shopkeepers will not be happy about this, and no amount of 'we didn't know, I swear!' will change their mind.		**This sack appears to be full of gold coins and jewels. When one attempts to spend them, however, the glamour on them soon vanishes, revealing them to be nothing but leaves and pebbles. Obviously, most shopkeepers will not be happy about this, and no amount of 'we didn't know, I swear!' will change their mind.
	*'''Bag of Holding'''		*'''Bag of Holding'''
	**This item functions as a normal backpack, however when attempting to retrieve an item, a calm female voice tells them there is a wait time of 4d10 minutes before they can retrieve their item (actual time is stated time plus 6d6 additional minutes). During this wait, the bag plays either annoying ~~music~~ or advertisements for the bag's creator's other products/services. Upon attempting to retrieve an item, there is a chance that the wrong item is retrieved, or that the intended item is simply missing. Obtaining the original item requires an additional 4d10+6d6 minutes and has only a 5% chance of success.		**This item functions as a normal backpack, however when attempting to retrieve an item, a calm female voice tells them there is a wait time of 4d10 minutes before they can retrieve their item (actual time is stated time plus 6d6 additional minutes). During this wait, the bag plays either annoying muzak or advertisements for the bag's creator's other products/services. Upon attempting to retrieve an item, there is a chance that the wrong item is retrieved, or that the intended item is simply missing. Obtaining the original item requires an additional 4d10+6d6 minutes and has only a 5% chance of success.
	*'''Bag of Holding (Alternate)'''		*'''Bag of Holding (Alternate)'''
	**This sack needs a hug!		**This sack needs a hug!
	*'''Bag of Trading'''		*'''Bag of Trading'''
	**You can take one thing out of the bag for each object you put in the bag. However, you have no control over what you get, and there are no trade-backs. Past research seems to imply there's some sort of ~~logic~~ to what gets you what, but it's extremely convoluted and far from understood.		**You can take one thing out of the bag for each object you put in the bag. However, you have no control over what you get, and there are no trade-backs. Past research seems to imply there's some sort of correlation to what gets you what, but it's extremely convoluted and far from understood.
	*'''Bag of Trick'''		*'''Bag of Trick'''
	**This bag operates like a Bag of Tricks, except it only works once a week and produces a rat each time it is used.		**This bag operates like a Bag of Tricks, except it only works once a week and produces a rat each time it is used.
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	**A snow-globe filled with miniature eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of some future event.		**A snow-globe filled with miniature eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of some future event.
	*'''Banana Walkie-Talkies'''		*'''Banana Walkie-Talkies'''
	*There ~~exists~~ two, and only two, of these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky, lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which one) is placed against your ear, you can hear a ringing followed by a click* and a half-orc yelling at you for waking him up at this ungodly hour. If you drop the banana or "hang up," the call ends. If you stay and listen, the half-orc will yell at you, call out obscenities, and start going on about his daily problems and mishaps in his love life. Every so often (2% chance/day), the banana will ring while you are sleeping and the half-orc will want to talk to you about his problems.		*There exist two, and only two, of these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky and lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which one) is placed against your ear, you can hear a ringing followed by a click* and a half-orc yelling at you for waking him up at this ungodly hour. If you drop the banana or "hang up," the call ends. If you stay and listen, the half-orc will yell at you, call out obscenities, and start going on about his daily problems and mishaps in his love life. Every so often (2% chance/day), the banana will ring while you are sleeping and the half-orc will want to talk to you about his problems.
	*'''Barrel of Holding'''		*'''Barrel of Holding'''
	**This large wooden barrel measuring (square root of [three divided by pi]) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to 15 cubic feet of matter.		**This large wooden barrel measuring (square root of [three divided by pi]) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to 15 cubic feet of matter.
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	**This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will		**This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will
	*'''Belt of Tightening'''		*'''Belt of Tightening'''
	**Every time you put this belt on, all of your clothes shrink a fraction of a millimeter. The effect ~~compounds on itself~~.		**Every time you put this belt on, all of your clothes permanently shrink a fraction of a millimeter. The effect is compound.
	*'''Belt of Unbathed Breath'''		*'''Belt of Unbathed Breath'''
	**When worn around the waist, allows the user to breathe underwater. Does not function when wet.		**When worn around the waist, allows the user to breathe underwater. Does not function when wet.
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	**This pile of bones is small, such as one that might be obtained from a bird or a toad, though it can look as though it came from any creature. When a song is sung or played in the vicinity of the skeleton, it begins to dance appropriately. As soon as the music stops, it collapses into the pile of bones again. The skeleton, when dancing, can be no larger than Diminutive.		**This pile of bones is small, such as one that might be obtained from a bird or a toad, though it can look as though it came from any creature. When a song is sung or played in the vicinity of the skeleton, it begins to dance appropriately. As soon as the music stops, it collapses into the pile of bones again. The skeleton, when dancing, can be no larger than Diminutive.
	*'''Book of Canon'''		*'''Book of Canon'''
	**A book that automatically transforms into a copy of the ~~holy book~~ of any religion, translated into the language the user is most familiar with.		**A book that automatically transforms into a copy of the sacred text of any religion, translated into the language the user is most familiar with.
	*'''Book of Confusion'''		*'''Book of Confusion'''
	**The letters in this book always appear to be upside down, even if viewed from different directions at the same time. The book is a bad novel about zombies.		**The letters in this book always appear to be upside down, even if viewed from different directions at the same time. The book is a bad novel about zombies.

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~
	Over the years /tg/ has created a variety of magic items for use in various games. Most are simple, short, joke items, although there is the occasional bit of [[Awesome]] and/or [[Magical realm]]. <!--once i work out how to put that in some colapsable text opened by clicking on a small superscript word (probably note) i will do that to that to that stuff within the brackets or is that just a tvtropes thing--> While some of these items are for specific games, most of them have no stats tied to them, and can be used in most games		Over the years /tg/ has created a variety of magic items for use in various games. Most are simple, short, joke items, although there is the occasional bit of [[Awesome]] and/or [[Magical realm]]. <!--once i work out how to put that in some colapsable text opened by clicking on a small superscript word (probably note) i will do that to that to that stuff within the brackets or is that just a tvtropes thing--> While some of these items are for specific games, most of them have no stats tied to them, and can be used in most games

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	*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''		*'''Wineskin of the Eternal Primary'''
	**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.		**This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.
	[[Category:Under Development]]		[[Category:Under Development]] [[Category:Weapons]] [[Category:Food and Drink]]