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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	~~Image:~~Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Lofn and Ripper 3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Froggy.jpg		Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Handshake.png		Lofn_Froggy.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Tyratoro_or_sth_and_sth.png		Lofn_Handshake.png
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Rippers.png\| Oh Chink		Lofn_and_Tyratoro_or_sth_and_sth.png
	~~Image:~~Lostfn_Part_1_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Lofn_and_Rippers.png\| Oh Chink
	~~Image:~~Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Lostfn_Part_1_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	~~Image:~~1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	~~Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.~~		1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
	~~Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)~~
	~~Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.~~
	~~Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.~~
	~~Image:LofnInterwebs.jpg\|Lofn finds her mother's homemade porn.~~
	~~Image:LofnxLelith.jpg\|Lelith's not exactly her aunt, but she totally knows what's up~~
	~~Image:Don't_look_at_me_like_that.jpg\|Drazhar came to babysit Lofn. Even though he tries his best (and he's good at it), the kid doesn't appreciate that...for now.~~
	~~Image:Giddyu.jpg\|Told you she'd like it.~~
	~~Image:Youthiswastedontheyoung.jpg~~
	~~Image:Family bonding.jpg\|And this is why Macha isn't allowed to babysit anymore.~~
	~~Image:LofnFarseer.jpg\|Despite everything, she actually turns out to be a pretty damn good Farseer~~
	Lofn (k).jpg		Lofn (k).jpg
			1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
			1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
			1265770006684.jpg\|The Sister of Battle know what to do with Lofn.
			Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
			LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
			LofnInterwebs.jpg\|Lofn finds her mother's homemade porn.
			LofnxLelith.jpg\|Lelith's not exactly her aunt, but she totally knows what's up
			Don't_look_at_me_like_that.jpg\|Drazhar came to babysit Lofn. Even though he tries his best (and he's good at it), the kid doesn't appreciate that...for now.
			Giddyu.jpg\|Told you she'd like it.
			Youthiswastedontheyoung.jpg
			Family bonding.jpg\|And this is why Macha isn't allowed to babysit anymore.
			LofnFarseer.jpg\|Despite everything, she actually turns out to be a pretty damn good Farseer
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	~~==Promotions==~~
	~~{{Promotions}}~~
	~~[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]~~

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	'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad but then they did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.		'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then they did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.

	Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.		Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.
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	[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.		[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.

	In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to ~~hyave~~ escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>		In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to have escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>

	She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].		She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].
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	==Images==		==Images==

	~~{{promotions}}~~
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
	~~Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?~~
	Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
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	Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
	~~Image:Lofn_(k).jpg~~
	Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.		Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
	Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)		Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
	~~Image:1265770006684.jpg\|The Sisters of Battle know what to do with Lofn.~~
	Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.		Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
	Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.		Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
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	[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]		[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]

	[[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]] [[Category:Stories/Love Can Bloom]] [[Category:Dawww]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Eldar~~]] [[Category:NSFW~~]]		[[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]] [[Category:Stories/Love Can Bloom]] [[Category:Dawww]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Eldar]]

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	[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]

	'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then ~~theey~~ did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.		'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad but then they did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.

	Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.		Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.
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	[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.		[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.

	In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to ~~have~~ escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>		In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to hyave escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>

	She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].		She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].
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	==Images==		==Images==

			{{promotions}}
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
			Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?
	Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
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	Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
			Image:Lofn_(k).jpg
	Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.		Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
	Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)		Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
			Image:1265770006684.jpg\|The Sisters of Battle know what to do with Lofn.
	Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.		Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
	Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.		Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
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	[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]		[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]

	[[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]] [[Category:Stories/Love Can Bloom]] [[Category:Dawww]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Eldar]]		[[Category:Stories]] [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]] [[Category:Stories/Love Can Bloom]] [[Category:Dawww]] [[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Eldar]] [[Category:NSFW]]

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	[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]

	'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad but then ~~they~~ did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.		'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then theey did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.

	Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.		Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.
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	[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.		[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.

	In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to ~~hyave~~ escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>		In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to have escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>

	She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].		She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].
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	==Images==		==Images==

	~~{{promotions}}~~
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
	~~Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?~~
	Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
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	Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
	~~Image:Lofn_(k).jpg~~
	Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.		Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
	Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)		Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
	~~Image:1265770006684.jpg\|The Sisters of Battle know what to do with Lofn.~~
	Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.		Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
	Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.		Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
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	[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]		[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]

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	[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]

	'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then ~~theey~~ did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.		'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad but then they did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.

	Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.		Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.
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	[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.		[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Older GW lore]] does contain one example of an Eldar-Human hybrid, [[Illiyan Nastase]], and he is a [[Wat\|chief librarian astropath]] of the ultrasmurfs, no less. That said, from a canon standpoint the two species interbreeding shouldn't be possible considering the more recent information from xenology implying that the Eldar's equivalent of a digestive and lymphatic systems are somehow powered by their psychic mind (these systems are anatomically incapable of functioning based on their biology alone, making a psychic explanation likely). In addition to this not only do Eldar have a much more complex chromosome analogue, they have way more of these "mega-somes" than humans have chromosomes. Even on top of THAT, there's the differences in reproductive methods, with Eldar males depositing more genetic material over a long period of time and many sessions, as opposed to humanity's one step conception. The breeding methods are not an anatomical difference, though. Eldar just have to bang a lot to get anywhere because of their low birthrate they accepted for increased psychic power. Look, I ain't saying Lofn is a daemon, but some serious biological or genetic [[Fabius Bile\|fuckery]] was needed for her to even be born. There are eldar human hybrids in [[Commorragh]] ,but then again there is some serious [[Haemonculus\|biological AND genetic fuckery]] there.

	In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to ~~have~~ escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>		In Dawn of War Retribution it is firmly believed that the 'Good End/Epic End' is a combination of the Space marine and Eldar endings. Lofn is said to hyave escaped before Taldeer's death/soulstone transmission, her current whereabouts are unknown. Probably still searching for Daddy [[LIIVI]] though. <span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''''"NO I WON [[Gorgutz\|!!!!!!!!]]"'''''</span>

	She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].		She's also usually depicted with a Tyranid Ripper as a pet of sorts. Said Ripper may or may not have eventually evolved into [[Unyuufex]].
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	==Images==		==Images==

			{{promotions}}
	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Image:Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Image:Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
			Image:Lofn_and_Ripper_3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?
	Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Image:Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Image:Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
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	Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Image:Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Image:1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
			Image:Lofn_(k).jpg
	Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.		Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
	Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)		Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
			Image:1265770006684.jpg\|The Sisters of Battle know what to do with Lofn.
	Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.		Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
	Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.		Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
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	[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]		[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]

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	[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[Image:Lofn.jpg\|thumb\|right]]

	'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then ~~they~~ did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.		'''Lofn''' is a cute lil' bugger created due to some perverse self-loathing on the part of fa/tg/uys where they AGREED DAMN IT that having a half eldar spawn of [[Love Can Bloom\|LCB]] would just push things into an ocean of bad, but then theey did it anyway cause we're kind of retarded and damn it, it's cute anyway and turned out much better than we anticipated. Lofn, in Scandinavian mythology, is the goddess of forbidden love, aptly named, according to the Anon who named her, since the entire LIIVI/Taldeer thing is pretty (wee)taboo to begin with anyway.

	Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.		Concerning her /tg/ related lore, she has the terrifying ability to render anything completely docile without giving it a second thought. Some fa/tg/uys claim it to be a synapse aura like that of the Tyranid hivemind, but on a much smaller scale. She tends to travel with a small group of Tyranids or local wildlife as her retinue and travels across planets either via webway or hiding aboard trade ships.

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	<center><gallery>		<center><gallery>
	~~Image:~~Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon		Taldeer_and_Lofn_by_canon.png\|That's what Lofn should have looked like by GW canon
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?		Lofn_and_Ripper_2.png\|Isn't /tg/ canon more awesome?
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]		Lofn_and_Ripper.png\|[[Dawww\|Awesomer than awesomest awesome?]]
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Mek.jpg		Lofn and Ripper 3.png\|TIMES INFINITY?
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Angryfist.jpg		Lofn_and_Mek.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Froggy.jpg		Lofn_Angryfist.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_Handshake.png		Lofn_Froggy.jpg
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Tyratoro_or_sth_and_sth.png		Lofn_Handshake.png
	~~Image:~~Lofn_and_Rippers.png\| Oh Chink		Lofn_and_Tyratoro_or_sth_and_sth.png
	~~Image:~~Lostfn_Part_1_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Lofn_and_Rippers.png\| Oh Chink
	~~Image:~~Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg		Lostfn_Part_1_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	~~Image:~~1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending		Lostfn_Part_2_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg
	~~Image:1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.~~		1228740672287.png\|Possible bad ending
	~~Image:1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)~~
	~~Image:Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.~~
	~~Image:LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.~~
	~~Image:LofnInterwebs.jpg\|Lofn finds her mother's homemade porn.~~
	~~Image:LofnxLelith.jpg\|Lelith's not exactly her aunt, but she totally knows what's up~~
	~~Image:Don't_look_at_me_like_that.jpg\|Drazhar came to babysit Lofn. Even though he tries his best (and he's good at it), the kid doesn't appreciate that...for now.~~
	~~Image:Giddyu.jpg\|Told you she'd like it.~~
	~~Image:Youthiswastedontheyoung.jpg~~
	~~Image:Family bonding.jpg\|And this is why Macha isn't allowed to babysit anymore.~~
	~~Image:LofnFarseer.jpg\|Despite everything, she actually turns out to be a pretty damn good Farseer~~
	Lofn (k).jpg		Lofn (k).jpg
			1220369155340.jpg\| An Imperial Artist's approximation of what an actual half-Eldar spawn would look like.
			1255136711848.jpg\|[[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader\|Loltrader]] canon proofs that a Half-Eldar would not be a living abortion. And an UltraSmurf at that! (unless he got lucky in birth roulette)
			1265770006684.jpg\|The Sister of Battle know what to do with Lofn.
			Lofn_all_growed_up_still_adorable.jpg\|Lofn, aged a few years.
			LCB Family Picture.jpg\|A Family Portrait.
			LofnInterwebs.jpg\|Lofn finds her mother's homemade porn.
			LofnxLelith.jpg\|Lelith's not exactly her aunt, but she totally knows what's up
			Don't_look_at_me_like_that.jpg\|Drazhar came to babysit Lofn. Even though he tries his best (and he's good at it), the kid doesn't appreciate that...for now.
			Giddyu.jpg\|Told you she'd like it.
			Youthiswastedontheyoung.jpg
			Family bonding.jpg\|And this is why Macha isn't allowed to babysit anymore.
			LofnFarseer.jpg\|Despite everything, she actually turns out to be a pretty damn good Farseer
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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	~~{{Promotions}}~~
	~~[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926465299618652 NSFW Art.]~~

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