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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 11:47, 9 June 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l3">Line 3:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 3:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It&#039;s called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium&#039;s cartographers]] (who&#039;d worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that Super-Space-Roman&#039;s [[Emperor|Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course &#039;&#039;&#039;HE&#039;&#039;&#039; was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It&#039;s called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium&#039;s cartographers]] (who&#039;d worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that Super-Space-Roman&#039;s [[Emperor|Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course &#039;&#039;&#039;HE&#039;&#039;&#039; was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence ''long''), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions' forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle's Garden]], which doesn't exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence ''long''), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions' forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle's Garden]], which doesn't exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]? <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Add to that the incoming threat posed by the new Tyranid fleet, the even more recent return of the motherfucking Lion, but most of all: the Necrons starting to wake up in greater numbers (who, if unified, effectively can shut the party down for everyone simultaneously)... Yeah, Chaos is going to be getting some awfully loud and disruptive outside interference interrupting their game which they're going to have a hard time countering. </ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is a rather confusing term since no one is quite clear who is and isn&#039;t part of the conflict, what battles are covered under it and various other details about it. Do the [[Space Marines]] that have turned to Chaos since the heresy count as being part of the Long War? Do the [[Lost and the Damned]] and the [[Daemon]]s of Chaos count as taking part as well? Does every conflict fought between Chaos and the Imperium automatically count as part of the Long War? It tends to be one of those terms that people toss around casually without referencing it further. This could be GW&#039;s stubborn refusal to let too much fluff out of its forbidden depths. Then again, it&#039;s very much possible that, in universe, they aren&#039;t really sure what they mean when they use the term either. It&#039;s...well, the Chaos Marines buzzword for how much they hate the Imperium.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is a rather confusing term since no one is quite clear who is and isn&#039;t part of the conflict, what battles are covered under it and various other details about it. Do the [[Space Marines]] that have turned to Chaos since the heresy count as being part of the Long War? Do the [[Lost and the Damned]] and the [[Daemon]]s of Chaos count as taking part as well? Does every conflict fought between Chaos and the Imperium automatically count as part of the Long War? It tends to be one of those terms that people toss around casually without referencing it further. This could be GW&#039;s stubborn refusal to let too much fluff out of its forbidden depths. Then again, it&#039;s very much possible that, in universe, they aren&#039;t really sure what they mean when they use the term either. It&#039;s...well, the Chaos Marines buzzword for how much they hate the Imperium.</div></td></tr> </table>

2603:8001:6901:2586:8022:3A15:9F1C:7B04 http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312950&oldid=prev 2023-06-02T13:34:10Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 13:34, 2 June 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that Super-Space-Roman's [[Emperor|Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that Super-Space-Roman's [[Emperor|Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence ''long''), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions' forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle's Garden]], which doesn't exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence ''long''), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions' forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle's Garden]], which doesn't exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is a rather confusing term since no one is quite clear who is and isn&#039;t part of the conflict, what battles are covered under it and various other details about it. Do the [[Space Marines]] that have turned to Chaos since the heresy count as being part of the Long War? Do the [[Lost and the Damned]] and the [[Daemon]]s of Chaos count as taking part as well? Does every conflict fought between Chaos and the Imperium automatically count as part of the Long War? It tends to be one of those terms that people toss around casually without referencing it further. This could be GW&#039;s stubborn refusal to let too much fluff out of its forbidden depths. Then again, it&#039;s very much possible that, in universe, they aren&#039;t really sure what they mean when they use the term either. It&#039;s...well, the Chaos Marines buzzword for how much they hate the Imperium.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is a rather confusing term since no one is quite clear who is and isn&#039;t part of the conflict, what battles are covered under it and various other details about it. Do the [[Space Marines]] that have turned to Chaos since the heresy count as being part of the Long War? Do the [[Lost and the Damned]] and the [[Daemon]]s of Chaos count as taking part as well? Does every conflict fought between Chaos and the Imperium automatically count as part of the Long War? It tends to be one of those terms that people toss around casually without referencing it further. This could be GW&#039;s stubborn refusal to let too much fluff out of its forbidden depths. Then again, it&#039;s very much possible that, in universe, they aren&#039;t really sure what they mean when they use the term either. It&#039;s...well, the Chaos Marines buzzword for how much they hate the Imperium.</div></td></tr> </table>

2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:6131:1E26:C449:F533 http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312949&oldid=prev 2023-01-11T19:32:52Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:32, 11 January 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Emperor|</del>Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that Super<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-Space</ins>-Roman's <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Emperor|</ins>Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

70.32.172.13 http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312948&oldid=prev 2022-09-29T10:52:12Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:52, 29 September 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</del>-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

1d4chan>Dislikespuns http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312947&oldid=prev 2022-09-29T10:50:15Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:50, 29 September 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">The </del>destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super--Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">From the perspective of certain a collective of [[Chaos Space Marines|edgy neerdowells]], the </ins>destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super--Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

1d4chan>Dislikespuns http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312946&oldid=prev 2022-09-29T10:47:35Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:47, 29 September 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. The destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super--Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[</del>[[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. The destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super--Space-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings to [[Chaos]] ever since. Worse was yet to come for Team Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act presentation of [[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] himself would smile approvingly (unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]]).  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

1d4chan>Dislikespuns http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312945&oldid=prev 2022-09-29T10:47:20Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:47, 29 September 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. The destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings ever since. Worse was yet to come for <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</del>Chaos<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </del>though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act [[Not As Planned]] <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">presentation </del>so grand that [[Cegorach]] would smile approvingly.  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating. The destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">--Space</ins>-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">to [[Chaos]] </ins>ever since. Worse was yet to come for <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Team </ins>Chaos though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">presentation of </ins>[[Not As Planned]] so grand that [[Cegorach]] <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">himself </ins>would smile approvingly <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">(unless of course '''HE''' was somehow [[[Just As Planned|its screenwriter all along]])</ins>.  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

1d4chan>Dislikespuns http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Long_War&diff=312944&oldid=prev 2022-09-25T10:56:24Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:56, 25 September 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Topquote|We were made to conquer the galaxy, not to rot here in Hell and die upon our brothers&#039; blades.|[[Ezekyle Abaddon]]}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating.  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It's called the Long War because it truly is loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg. That is not taking the mickey either. It has been going on for 10,000 years and sees no signs of abating. Well, sort of, anyway. Perhaps it is now more accurate to say that it HAD seen no signs of abating<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">. The destruction of [[Cadia]] was a lot of fun, and adding that [[Great Rift|big jelly splotch across the galactic map]], thus [[Just as Planned|ruining the day of all of the Imperium's cartographers]] (who'd worked very hard on that map) was a [[Troll|rip-roaring laugh]]. Unfortunately for both a [[Abaddon|Certain (H)Armless Failure]], as well as his [[Chaos Gods|benefactors]], the resulting commotion had the [[Not as Planned|unintended side effect]] of waking up a [[Roboute Guilliman|very stern Super-Roman]], who takes great exception to both rabble-rousing and [[Rules Lawyer|wanton disregard for maps]], and has been handing out spankings ever since. Worse was yet to come for [[Chaos]] though, because that big mess they made on the map which they were so proud of, also ended up revitalizing that [[Emperor|Super-Roman's Daddy]], and delivering the galaxy at large a class-act [[Not As Planned]] presentation so grand that [[Cegorach]] would smile approvingly</ins>.  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>It is the ongoing conflict within [[Warhammer 40k]] between the forces of the [[Chaos]] [[Traitor Legions]] who turned to [[Chaos]] during the [[Horus Heresy]] and the mess of a super empire that is the [[Imperium]]. According to the traitors the war is still ongoing (hence &#039;&#039;long&#039;&#039;), but as far as the Imperium is concerned they won when they killed the traitor leader, routed his forces and pushed them back to the [[Eye of Terror]], though even before the opening of the [[Great Rift]] they had suffered significant losses to the Traitor Legions&#039; forces. However, that was offset by the subsequent return of [[Roboute Guilliman]] to help stabilize the Imperium, and for all the big mess caused by the Rift, it also resulted in [[Emperor|Big-E]] [[Not as Planned|receiving a massive fuckoff power boost strong enough to literally burn down a large part of Nurgle&#039;s Garden]], which doesn&#039;t exactly bode well for the Ruinous Powers. How exactly does [[Abaddon|Disappointmaddon]] [[Plot Armor|keep his job, again]]?  </div></td></tr> </table>

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