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	'''~~THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE~~''' ~~ARE~~ a ~~prolific VINESAUCE~~-~~centric MEME group based~~ in ~~BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around~~ the ~~time SILVAGUNNER was terminated,~~ when they ~~were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments~~ and ~~are in no way affiliated with JOEL)~~.		[[File:LostPatrolCover.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|Their cheesy makeup will not do them much good.]]
			'''Lost Patrol''' is a 2-player [[board game]] designed by [[Jake Thornton]] and produced by [[Games Workshop]] way back in the day when they still did other things than cranking out new editions and codices for [[Warhammer 40,000]].

	~~They operated out~~ of the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear~~ to ~~have transitioned briefly~~ to ~~GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018~~.		==The Classic==
			===Gameplay===
			One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.

	~~== CHANNELS ==~~		The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.
	The ~~original forums appeared to function~~ as ~~four services~~: ~~preparation~~ and ~~communication in service~~ of ~~coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase,~~ and ~~general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion~~.

	~~{{awesome}}~~== ~~EVENTS~~ ==		===Availability===
	~~The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved~~, ~~due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~ for ~~SONGS that wouldn~~'t ~~exist for nearly a decade~~, ~~and some that still don't! They also hosted some~~ of the ~~first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments,~~ with ~~fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~.		Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy to find, but if for some reason you can't be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience of playing the Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled with angry feral cats.

	~~In later~~ years, ~~an event known as GRAND FEST~~ was ~~hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars,~~ as ~~of 2019~~.		==The 2016 Re-Release==
			[[File:LostPatrolCover2016.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|The cover of the 2016 re-release.]]
			After the game had languished in obscurity for a couple of years, GW announced a re-release in May 2016, albeit in the form of "a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date.

	~~== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==~~		September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.
	~~Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019~~.

	* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO		Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and sniper rifles in the game.
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and ~~SANS UNDERTALE)~~
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		==Links==
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~		*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~		*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]
	~~FOR MEMES~~		*[http://the-lost-and-the-damned.664610.n2.nabble.com/file/n7581794/Lost_Patrol_Rules.pdf The First Edition Rules]
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~		{{Specialist-Games}}
	~~AND FOR~~
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~		[[Category:Board Games]]
	[~~[Category~~: ~~Meme]~~][~~[Category~~: ~~GRAND DAD]~~][[Category: ~~GRAND DAD Fantasy~~]][[Category: ~~Awesome~~]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>I LOVE gardevoirs! at 16:43, 14 August 2020

2020-08-14T16:43:41Z

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	~~[[File:LostPatrolCover.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|Their cheesy makeup will not do them much good.]]~~		'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
	'''~~Lost Patrol~~''' is a 2-~~player [[board game]] designed by [[Jake Thornton]] and produced by [[Games Workshop]] way back~~ in the ~~day~~ when they ~~still did other things than cranking out new editions~~ and ~~codices for [[Warhammer 40,000]]~~.

	~~==The Classic==~~		They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
	~~===Gameplay===~~
	~~One player takes control~~ of ~~a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (~~the ~~eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is~~ to ~~find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is~~ to ~~cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies~~.

	The ~~game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded~~ as ~~the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]~~: ~~goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional~~ and ~~part~~ of ~~the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines~~ and ~~see who gets eaten faster~~.		== CHANNELS ==
			The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

	==~~=Availability=~~==		{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
	~~Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy~~ to ~~find~~, ~~but if for~~ some ~~reason you can~~'t ~~be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience~~ of ~~playing~~ the ~~Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled~~ with ~~angry feral cats~~.		The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

	~~==The 2016 Re-Release==~~		In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
	~~[[File:LostPatrolCover2016.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|The cover of the 2016 re-release.]]~~
	~~After the game had languished in obscurity~~ for ~~a couple of years~~, ~~GW announced a re-release in May 2016~~, ~~albeit in the form~~ of ~~"a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date~~.

	~~September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing~~.		== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
			Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

	~~Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot~~ and ~~sniper rifles in the game.~~		* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
			* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
			* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
			* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~==Links==~~		GRAND DAD IS LOVE
	*[~~http~~:~~//boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek~~]		GRAND DAD IS LIFE
	*[~~http~~:~~//quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog~~]		GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
	*[http://the-lost-and-the-damned.664610.n2.nabble.com/file/n7581794/Lost_Patrol_Rules.pdf The First Edition Rules]		FOR MEMES
	~~{{Specialist-Games}}~~		FOR VINESAUCE
			AND FOR
	[[Category:~~Board Games~~]]		SILVAGUNNER
	[[Category:~~Warhammer 40,000~~]]		[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

69.125.123.227: First ed rules added. ~~

2020-02-24T01:47:35Z

First ed rules added. ~~

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	*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]		*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]
	*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]		*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]
			*[http://the-lost-and-the-damned.664610.n2.nabble.com/file/n7581794/Lost_Patrol_Rules.pdf The First Edition Rules]
	{{Specialist-Games}}		{{Specialist-Games}}

	[[Category:Board Games]]		[[Category:Board Games]]
	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

1d4chan>The Hat That Was at 18:44, 25 October 2018

2018-10-25T18:44:49Z

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	==The Classic==		==The Classic==
	===Gameplay===		===Gameplay===

	One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.		One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.

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	===Availability===		===Availability===

	Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy to find, but if for some reason you can't be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience of playing the Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled with angry feral cats.		Original copies of Lost Patrol are reasonably easy to find, but if for some reason you can't be bothered with tracking one down, you can easily simulate the experience of playing the Scout side by pulling a burlap sack over your head and having a buddy lock you into a small room filled with angry feral cats.

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	[[File:LostPatrolCover2016.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|The cover of the 2016 re-release.]]		[[File:LostPatrolCover2016.jpg\|thumbnail\|220px\|The cover of the 2016 re-release.]]
	After the game had languished in obscurity for a couple of years, GW announced a re-release in May 2016, albeit in the form of "a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date.		After the game had languished in obscurity for a couple of years, GW announced a re-release in May 2016, albeit in the form of "a newly designed game" rather than a simple reprint. June 2016 was given as the shipping date.


	September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.		September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.
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	==Links==		==Links==

	*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]		*[http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2268/lost-patrol Lost Patrol on BoardGameGeek]
	*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]		*[http://quirkworthy.com/lost-patrol/ Lost Patrol on Jake Thornton's blog]

1d4chan>EinherjiExMachina at 15:31, 24 April 2018

2018-04-24T15:31:13Z

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	===Gameplay===		===Gameplay===

	One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[~~Tyranid~~\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.		One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Genestealer\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.

	The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.		The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.

80.194.14.175: /* The 2016 Re-Release */

2017-11-08T23:30:50Z

The 2016 Re-Release

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	September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.		September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.

	Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and ~~snipers~~ in the game.		Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and sniper rifles in the game.

	==Links==		==Links==

69.49.86.59: /* Gameplay */

2017-06-10T00:21:05Z

Gameplay

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	===Gameplay===		===Gameplay===

	One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Tyranid\|local fauna]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.		One player takes control of a group of [[Scout\|Space Marine Scouts]] (the eponymous lost patrol) trapped on a jungle [[Death World]]. His goal is to find the Marines' dropship and get the fuck off that hellhole. The second player controls the [[Tyranid\|"local fauna"]]. His goal is to cackle maniacally while the Scouts drop like flies.

	The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.		The game is played on a modular map consisting of hex tiles that is continually expanded as the Scouts move along. It is so ridiculously unbalanced that even finding the dropship is considered a major victory for the Marines. Consider [[Space Hulk]]: goddamn ''[[Terminator]]s'' have a hard time against [[genestealer]]s. According to Thornton himself, [[Dwarf Fortress\|this is intentional and part of the fun]]. The only way to make Lost Patrol "fair" is to take turns at playing the marines and see who gets eaten faster.

86.157.196.13: /* The 2016 Re-Release */

2017-04-18T09:07:54Z

The 2016 Re-Release

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	September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.		September 2016 White Dwarf brought us additional rules for Space Marine Terminators, giving the SM player a slightly lower chance of losing.

			Another White Dwarf made it easier again by having missile launchers that could wipe three 'stealers off the board in one shot and snipers in the game.

	==Links==		==Links==