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	Not to be confused with [[Mecha]].		Not to be confused with [[Mecha]].

	<s>Mocha</s> '''Macha''' is an [[Eldar]] Farseer from [[Dawn of War]] infamous for being a 4000+ year-old virgin. Like [[Taldeer]], she's another daughter of [[Eldrad]] (as far as [[/tg/]] canon is concerned). Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked (many of which can be seen below). She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.		<s>Mocha</s> <s>Mucha</s> '''Macha''' is an [[Eldar]] Farseer from [[Dawn of War]] infamous for being a 4000+ year-old virgin. Like [[Taldeer]], she's another daughter of [[Eldrad]] (as far as [[/tg/]] canon is concerned). Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked (many of which can be seen below). She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

	Later developments brought about the theory that Macha is destined to be with the [[Emprah]], but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or if she is simply extremely unlucky and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen. For a while, she died, no thanks to [[C.S. Goto]], but she got better (she was only a little dead).		Later developments brought about the theory that Macha is destined to be with the [[Emprah]], but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or if she is simply extremely unlucky and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen. For a while, she died, no thanks to [[C.S. Goto]], but she got better (she was only a little dead).

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	==Dawn of War III==		==Dawn of War III==
	Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions. And if a fraction of the Chapter did that, attacking the Chapter as a whole is…uh…really damn stupid.		Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions. And if a fraction of the Chapter did that, attacking the Chapter as a whole is…uh…really damn stupid. Maybe challenging a Chapter full of extremely powerful psykers and precogs is a bad idea?

	==Stories Featuring Macha==		==Stories Featuring Macha==

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	==Dawn of War III==		==Dawn of War III==
	Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions.		Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions. And if a fraction of the Chapter did that, attacking the Chapter as a whole is…uh…really damn stupid.

	==Stories Featuring Macha==		==Stories Featuring Macha==

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	Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment		Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment
	Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR		Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR
	Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.		Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.
	Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.		Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.
	Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work		Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work

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	Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment		Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment
	Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR		Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR
	Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,/> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.		Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.
	Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.		Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.
	Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work		Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work

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	Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment		Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment
	Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR		Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR
	Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.		Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.
	Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.		Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.
	Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work		Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work

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	Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment		Image:Sugar.png\| Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender moment
	Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR		Image:Machacalunf.jpg\| This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR
	Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,/> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.		Image:MachaVisitsCWCVille.jpg\| Macha meets <s>Chris-Chan,</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM\|A certain Extra Heretic that shall not be named}}.
	Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.		Image:Macha and Gabe.jpg\| The man who opened her wraithbone.
	Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work		Image:Machaplus4.png\| Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work

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	She has returned in [[Dawn of War III]]. Hilariously enough, her unmasked appearance is exactly the same as what /tg/ has always depicted her looking like, right down to the cheek lines and red hair. This has lead to some theories as to this design choice:		She has returned in [[Dawn of War III]]. Hilariously enough, her unmasked appearance is exactly the same as what /tg/ has always depicted her looking like, right down to the cheek lines and red hair. This has lead to some theories as to this design choice:

	#The Designers are total fa/tg/uys and read this wiki and the boards		#The Designers are total fa/tg/uys and read this wiki and the boards.
	#The Designers want to appease 40k fans by throwing a little fanservice their way		#The Designers want to appease 40k fans by throwing a little fanservice their way.
	#The character designer for Macha was a new guy who went looking for character references and didn't realize that all the drawings were just fanon interpretations		#The character designer for Macha was a new guy who went looking for character references and didn't realize that all the drawings were just fanon interpretations.

	The meme about her being a perpetual virgin is rather ironic given that she shares a name with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macha Celtic goddess] of, among other things, fertility (but it's not like virginity was not a custom in Celtic culture).		The meme about her being a perpetual virgin is rather ironic given that she shares a name with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macha Celtic goddess] of, among other things, fertility (but it's not like virginity was not a custom in Celtic culture).
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	==Dawn of War ==		==Dawn of War ==
	During the events of the original game, Macha leads a warhost of Biel-Tan Eldar on the planet [[Tartarus]]. Their mission was to safeguard an ancient artifact known as the "Maledictum", which contained a powerful greater daemon of Khorne that the Eldar had imprisoned millenia ago. When the Forces of Chaos arrived on Tartarus with the intention of obtaining the artifact, Macha lead her forces to ensure that they would not succeed. Though because of the Eldar's legendary arrogance and seeing themselves as the only ones capable of handling the situation, rather than explaining themselves to the imperials and maybe trying to ally with them, Macha led the warhost against the imperial forces and engaged in a bloody conflict with Captain Gabriel Angelos of the Blood Ravens that ultimately led to the Eldar's defeat and greatly weakening their forces. Since engaging nearly a whole chapter of warriors capable of devastating Craftworlds was somehow a bad idea. Who would've thought? Her mistake is compounded by the common knowledge that the Imperium basically is an anti-Chaos, daemon-slaying warmachine and so is very much far more capable of sealing away the Maledictum or outright destroying the daemon within than even the Eldar have ever been.		During the events of the original game, Macha leads a warhost of Biel-Tan Eldar on the planet [[Tartarus]]. Their mission was to safeguard an ancient artifact known as the "Maledictum", which contained a powerful greater daemon of Khorne that the Eldar had imprisoned millenia ago. When the Forces of Chaos arrived on Tartarus with the intention of obtaining the artifact, Macha lead her forces to ensure that they would not succeed. Though because of the Eldar's legendary arrogance and seeing themselves as the only ones capable of handling the situation, rather than explaining themselves to the imperials and maybe trying to ally with them, Macha led the warhost against the imperial forces and engaged in a bloody conflict with Captain Gabriel Angelos of the Blood Ravens that ultimately led to the Eldar's defeat and greatly weakening their forces. Since engaging nearly a whole chapter of warriors capable of devastating Craftworlds was somehow a bad idea. Who would've thought? Her mistake is compounded by the common knowledge that the Imperium basically is an anti-Chaos, daemon-slaying warmachine and so is very much far more capable of sealing away the Maledictum or outright destroying the daemon within than even the Eldar have ever been.

	Macha was then confronted by Angelos and his Librarian friend Isador near the dig site which held the key to the Maledictum, and pleaded with them to bury the key. However the Chaos Sorcerer Sindri appeared and quickly took the key before teleporting away. Macha then told Angelos that if he wanted more answers, then he should ask Inquistor Toth as she states that he knows more than he lets on. Before she left, she informed Angelos of where the Forces of Chaos were entrenched while also blaming him for weakening the Biel-Tan warhost (conveniently forgetting the conflict between the Eldar and the Blood Ravens was partly her fault if not more).		Macha was then confronted by Angelos and his Librarian friend Isador near the dig site which held the key to the Maledictum, and pleaded with them to bury the key. However the Chaos Sorcerer Sindri appeared and quickly took the key before teleporting away. Macha then told Angelos that if he wanted more answers, then he should ask Inquistor Toth as she states that he knows more than he lets on. Before she left, she informed Angelos of where the Forces of Chaos were entrenched while also blaming him for weakening the Biel-Tan warhost (conveniently forgetting the conflict between the Eldar and the Blood Ravens was partly her fault if not more).

	She and the Eldar forces appear again during the final mission where they allied with the Blood Ravens against the Alpha Legion and Sindri, who had ascended into a Daemon Prince. After Sindri got his ugly face smashed thanks to Angelos and his newly acquired daemon-hammer, both the Space Marines and Eldar got a hold of the Maledictum. Macha implored Gabriel to not destroy the stone, but rather than straight out saying that destroying it would release the daemon, she just vaguely said that he knows little of what he is doing before ordering her forces to open fire on the imperials (thereby encouraging Gabriel not to heed her). Gabriel proceeded to destroy the Maledictum, causing the Eldar to flee and Macha cursing him that his action has doomed them all. Stupidly forgetting that she was speaking to a super-daemon killer fully capable of killing whatever was unleashed.		She and the Eldar forces appear again during the final mission where they allied with the Blood Ravens against the Alpha Legion and Sindri, who had ascended into a Daemon Prince. After Sindri got his ugly face smashed thanks to Angelos and his newly acquired daemon-hammer, both the Space Marines and Eldar got a hold of the Maledictum. Macha implored Gabriel to not destroy the stone, but rather than straight out saying that destroying it would release the daemon, she just vaguely said that he knows little of what he is doing before ordering her forces to open fire on the imperials (thereby encouraging Gabriel not to heed her). Gabriel proceeded to destroy the Maledictum, causing the Eldar to flee and Macha cursing him that his action has doomed them all. Stupidly forgetting that she was speaking to a super-daemon killer fully capable of killing whatever was unleashed.

	After that, she hasn't been seen since. Until.....		After that, she hasn't been seen since. Until.....

	==Dawn of War III==		==Dawn of War III==
	Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions. And if a fraction of the Chapter did that, attacking the Chapter as a whole is…uh…really damn stupid. Maybe challenging a Chapter full of extremely powerful psykers and precogs is a bad idea?		Macha returns after more than a decade since the first game. She serves under the command of Lord Kyre who seeks to obtain the Spear of Khaine, located on Acheron, the wandering world. She is still tsundere for Gabriel as when she receives orders to kill him for mucking up with Kyre's plans, she refuses. In the end she teams up with Angelos [[wat\|and Gorgutz]] to stop the chaotic threat. Her whole reason for being there originally, though, was to try to destroy the Blood Ravens and personally kill Gabriel as she blames the Chapter for weakening her warhost and she holds Gabriel personally responsible for the release of the daemon. Even though literally all of those things were direct and extremely obvious results of ''her'' actions. And if a fraction of the Chapter did that, attacking the Chapter as a whole is…uh…really damn stupid. Maybe challenging a Chapter full of extremely powerful psykers and precogs is a bad idea?

	==Stories Featuring Macha==		==Stories Featuring Macha==
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	* [[Chris Orksen]], Macha gets vanned for trying to pedo-sex human male children.		* [[Chris Orksen]], Macha gets vanned for trying to pedo-sex human male children.
	* [[Macha writes a fapfic]] - Macha accidentally frees the Star Child from the Warp. It seems some writefag did a whole overhaul of the fapfic, now it's even more heretical and NSFW. YAY!		* [[Macha writes a fapfic]] - Macha accidentally frees the Star Child from the Warp. It seems some writefag did a whole overhaul of the fapfic, now it's even more heretical and NSFW. YAY!
	* [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy]] - Sometimes miracles really do happen. (Even more NSFW)		* [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy]] - Sometimes miracles really do happen. (Even more NSFW.)

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	Image:Gabriel and macha.PNG\|They've hooked back up.		Image:Gabriel and macha.PNG\|They've hooked back up.
	Image:Gabriel x Macha.jpg\| Finally, after 13 years.		Image:Gabriel x Macha.jpg\| Finally, after 13 years.
	Image:Gabe and macha 3.jpg\| She won't be disappointed.		Image:Gabe and macha 3.jpg\| She won't be disappointed.
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