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	For those of you who want to roleplay with Malal, [[Dungeons: the Dragoning 40,000 7th Edition]] has Malal as a Chaos God, because of course it does. In DtD, he's the Chaos God of Teamkilling Fucktards; nobody gets along with him or his followers.		For those of you who want to roleplay with Malal, [[Dungeons: the Dragoning 40,000 7th Edition]] has Malal as a Chaos God, because of course it does. In DtD, he's the Chaos God of Teamkilling Fucktards; nobody gets along with him or his followers.


			{{Sons Of Malice}}

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	===Canon/Archaon===		===Canon/Archaon===
	Malal/Zuvassin/Necoho/Malice have existed in a sort of limbo in canon for quite a long time. Technically they were never retconned, and "non-canon by exclusion" is a weak accusation as that would mean every character and every event must be mentioned every edition for them to remain canon. Many statements have been given saying the Chaos Gods only exist in the Four, although this was said both before and after each "Chaos God of Piss Off" was written meaning the statement has always been a false one anyway (this isn't even going into the huge clusterfuck that [[Age of Sigmar]] has made in trying to figure out who actually matters in Chaos, not counting [[Khorne\|the one who gets all the new models]]).		Malal/Zuvassin/Necoho/Malice have existed in a sort of limbo in canon for quite a long time. Technically they were never retconned, and "non-canon by exclusion" is a weak accusation as that would mean every character and every event must be mentioned every edition for them to remain canon. Many statements have been given saying the Chaos Gods only exist in the Four, although this was said both before and after each "Chaos God of Piss Off" was written meaning the statement has always been a false one anyway (this isn't even going into the huge clusterfuck that [[Age of Sigmar]] has made in trying to figure out who actually matters in Chaos, not counting [[Khorne\|the one who gets all the new models]]).
	Some people have taken on the perspective that the "Chaos God of Go Fuck Yourself" is a continually shifting being, more in flux than Tzeentch and that each incarnation is comparable to [[Doctor Who]] incarnations. In this interpretation, Malal is Zuvassin is Necoho is Malice, and there's more to come still (of course Peter Capaldi is the best one. No, Paul McGann is the best. <strike>''They're all the best. PREPARE FOR [[Skub\|SKUB]]!''</strike>)		Some people have taken on the perspective that the "Chaos God of Go Fuck Yourself" is a continually shifting being, more in flux than Tzeentch and that each incarnation is comparable to [[Doctor Who]] incarnations. In this interpretation, Malal is Zuvassin is Necoho is Malice, and there's more to come still (of course Peter Capaldi is the best one. No, Paul McGann is the best. <strike>''They're all the best. PREPARE FOR [[Skub\|SKUB]]!''</strike>)

	[[End Times]] and [[Age of Sigmar]] for [[Warhammer Fantasy]] both suggest that the concept of a fifth Chaos God is over with as in the leadup to the event Be'lakor snarked that the Chaos Gods of Law never existed and that only the Four exist, with everything belonging to them in the end. But his truthfulness is in doubt partially because even though he is the character who "never lies", this is only stated once in the 40k universe and that the reason he never lies is "because its boring", so as a result he's never been proven to really be a reliable narrator. It is also dubious because of the proven disconnect between [[Black Library]] and the actual army books, evidenced by massive contradictions during the event and the casual attitude of the writers, means that anything in said books must be taken with a huge grain of salt.		[[End Times]] and [[Age of Sigmar]] for [[Warhammer Fantasy]] both suggest that the concept of a fifth Chaos God is over with as in the leadup to the event Be'lakor snarked that the Chaos Gods of Law never existed and that only the Four exist, with everything belonging to them in the end. But his truthfulness is in doubt partially because even though he is the character who "never lies", this is only stated once in the 40k universe and that the reason he never lies is "because its boring", so as a result he's never been proven to really be a reliable narrator. It is also dubious because of the proven disconnect between [[Black Library]] and the actual army books, evidenced by massive contradictions during the event and the casual attitude of the writers, means that anything in said books must be taken with a huge grain of salt.
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	*Military intelligence		*Military intelligence

	*The two missing primarchs		*The two missing primarchs
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	*Matt ward Fans (Newfags)		*Matt ward Fans (Newfags)

	*Chaos centurions and knights (Forge world made them)		*Chaos centurions and knights (Forge world made them)

	*Pacifist Marines		*Pacifist Marines
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	*[[Nerdmonette\|Celibate and Sober Slaanesh Daemon]] (The 5th deamonette creation)		*[[Nerdmonette\|Celibate and Sober Slaanesh Daemon]] (The 5th deamonette creation)

	*[[Planescape: Torment\|Fall-from-Grace]]		*[[Planescape: Torment\|Fall-from-Grace]]
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	*Cool people wearing crocs		*Cool people wearing crocs

	*Mikhail Bakunin		*Mikhail Bakunin
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	***Hacking onto Slaanesh's computer and deleting all their porn.		***Hacking onto Slaanesh's computer and deleting all their porn.
	****<i>"Oh, Sir... Slaanesh has somehow developed a fetish for that, too..."</i>		****<i>"Oh, Sir... Slaanesh has somehow developed a fetish for that, too..."</i>
	***** "AH, A CONTRADICTION! [[JUST AS PLANNED]]! WAIT, NO! SHIT!! GET OUT OF HERE, TZEENTCH!!"		***** "AH, A CONTRADICTION! [[JUST AS PLANNED]]! WAIT, NO! SHIT!! GET OUT OF HERE, TZEENTCH!!"

	*Re-blogging old adages like "less is more," "opposites attract," and "the more things change, the more they <s>don't</s> stay the same".		*Re-blogging old adages like "less is more," "opposites attract," and "the more things change, the more they <s>don't</s> stay the same".
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	Image:MalalHerald.jpg\|Herald of Malal		Image:MalalHerald.jpg\|Herald of Malal
	Image:Doomrider.png\|[[Doomrider\|Not that Doomrider]].Demonic cavalry		Image:Doomrider.png\|[[Doomrider\|Not that Doomrider]].Demonic cavalry
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	*The population cold shoulder		*The population cold shoulder

			*Afro-American Republicans

	==Malal's Favorite Pastimes==		==Malal's Favorite Pastimes==

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