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	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes.		'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes.

	The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.		The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.

1d4chan>Ћ Professional: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.		This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.
	==Gallery==		== Gallery ==

	<gallery>		<gallery>
	Image:DSC08549.jpg\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.		Image:DSC08549.jpg\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.
	Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.		Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.
	</gallery>		</gallery>

			[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

			[[Category: Xenos]]

			[[Category: Tyranid]]

			[[Category: Megafauna]]

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: Making the page less painful to look at.

2017-10-28T02:54:53Z

Making the page less painful to look at.

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	[[Image:Armorcast Malefactor3.jpeg\|~~300px~~\|thumb\|right\|What a modern Malefactor looks like. Still not very good..~~.]]~~		[[Image:Armorcast Malefactor3.jpeg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|What a modern Malefactor looks like. Still not very good...]]
	~~[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|left\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.]]~~
	~~[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|left\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one~~.]]

	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.
			'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes.

			The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.

	This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.		This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.
			==Gallery==
			<gallery>
			Image:DSC08549.jpg\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.
			Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.
			</gallery>

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}

1d4chan>Biggus Berrus at 22:15, 27 October 2017

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	[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|~~300px\|right~~\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]		[[Image:Armorcast Malefactor3.jpeg\|300px\|thumb\|right\|What a modern Malefactor looks like. Still not very good...]]
	~~[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|left\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.]]~~		[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|left\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.]]
			[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|left\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]

	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.		'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.

203.122.213.20 at 04:24, 15 June 2017

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	[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]		[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]
	[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|left\|Untainted ~~beaut{{BLAM}}{{BLAM\|Not even in sarcasm~~.}}]]		[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|left\|Untainted beauty. gaze upon its magnificence.]]
	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.		'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.

1d4chan>Biggus Berrus at 12:33, 29 July 2015

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	[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]		[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]
			[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|left\|Untainted beaut{{BLAM}}{{BLAM\|Not even in sarcasm.}}]]
	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.		'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.
	~~[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Untainted beaut{{BLAM}}{{BLAM\|Not even in sarcasm.}}]]~~
	This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.		This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}
	~~[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Tyranid]]~~

1d4chan>Oogalook at 14:32, 15 July 2015

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			[[Image:338574-Armorcast, Catalog, Malefactor, Resin, Tyranids, Warhammer 40,000.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|The malefactor badly photo-edited into its ideal habitat: a non-existent one.]]
	'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.		'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.
			[[Image:DSC08549.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|right\|Untainted beaut{{BLAM}}{{BLAM\|Not even in sarcasm.}}]]
	This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.		This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.

	{{Tyranids-Creatures}}		{{Tyranids-Creatures}}
	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Tyranid]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Tyranid]]

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'''Malefactors''' were a form of archaic [[Tyranid]] transport organism hailing from that race's great and carefree youth, when their conquest of the 2nd-edition galaxy relied on a heinous ocular assault with painfully distorted shapes and completely perverse color schemes. The Malefactor itself relied on the spectacle of its insane nose/dong protuberance to confuse and amaze its opponents, holding aloft and displaying its great flabby shepherd's-crook arms to intensify the enemy's stunned disbelief. The creature was presumably then able to slide past its dumbfounded, vomiting, and/or hysterically laughing enemies to safely reach its target deployment zone.

This senseless eyesore of a Tyranid was designed to smuggle a nauseating quantity of its smaller brethren (old-fashioned [[Genestealers]], [[Squats]], Goblins a la Nilbog, etc.) into combat among the ill-favored folds of its hideousness. These would then be emitted via the Malefactor's transport sphincters (official term) in a totally indecent convulsion which would have made the universe itself twist to look the other way.

{{Tyranids-Creatures}}
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Tyranid]]