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	However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.		However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.

	With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire, to speak of nothing about the incredibly senseless evolutionary morphology, to evolve for extremely specific reasons that would be absolutely impossible to achieve for a large mammal, plus quasi-magical bullshit such as psychic connections and over specific single limb mutations a la Lego Genetics.		With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire, to speak of nothing about the incredibly senseless evolutionary morphology, to evolve for extremely specific reasons that would be absolutely impossible to achieve for a large mammal in an uncontrolled ecosphere(except the first Aquatics and Spaceborn, but they were artifical), plus quasi-magical bullshit such as psychic connections and over specific single limb mutations a la Lego Genetics.

	For what it's worth, Dixon [https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/of-after-man-the-new-dinosaurs-and-greenworld-an-interview-with-dougal-dixon/ isn't very fond of "that disaster of a project" either]; he had very different plans for sequels where humans voip to the future to fuck up paradise.		For what it's worth, Dixon [https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/of-after-man-the-new-dinosaurs-and-greenworld-an-interview-with-dougal-dixon/ isn't very fond of "that disaster of a project" either]; he had very different plans for sequels where humans voip to the future to fuck up paradise.

1d4chan>SpectralTime: I'mma say the same thing I said when I read someone try to come for "Shape of You" by saying it represented "the pinnacle of entitles white cis male attraction": I feel like we can be unhappy with a chemical spill of bad art without pretentiously ranting about unrelated politics.

2023-05-13T03:18:21Z

I'mma say the same thing I said when I read someone try to come for "Shape of You" by saying it represented "the pinnacle of entitles white cis male attraction": I feel like we can be unhappy with a chemical spill of bad art without pretentiously ranting about unrelated politics.

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	The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like ~~it's~~ spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity starts an exodus to the stars due to dying Earth, leaving behind various genetically-engineered Abhuman races, including the survivors, forgetting all about them. The humans and post-human engineers' tenuous civilizations collapse in a polarity shift, leaving Earth to be populated by human-derived animals engineered to fill the ecosystem since many large mammals died out. And yes, they evolve into carnivore and herbivore variants and start predating each other, "evolving" until indescribably retarded and unscientific variants...		The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like its spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity starts an exodus to the stars due to dying Earth, leaving behind various genetically-engineered Abhuman races, including the survivors, forgetting all about them. The humans and post-human engineers' tenuous civilizations collapse in a polarity shift, leaving Earth to be populated by human-derived animals engineered to fill the ecosystem since many large mammals died out. And yes, they evolve into carnivore and herbivore variants and start predating each other, "evolving" until indescribably retarded and unscientific variants...

	...until the humans who left for Alpha Centauri suddenly return [[Wat\|five...million...years]] later returning to [[Tyranids\|stripmine the planet and harvest the biomass before leaving again]], using the surviving creatures as mindless, tortured cattle and lobotomized slaves and blasting off into space. While forgetting Earth was the human civilization's cradle.		...until the humans who left for Alpha Centauri suddenly return [[Wat\|five...million...years]] later returning to [[Tyranids\|stripmine the planet and harvest the biomass before leaving again]], using the surviving creatures as mindless, tortured cattle and lobotomized slaves and blasting off into space. While forgetting Earth was the human civilization's cradle.
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	With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire, to speak of nothing about the incredibly senseless evolutionary morphology, to evolve for extremely specific reasons that would be absolutely impossible to achieve for a large mammal, plus quasi-magical bullshit such as psychic connections and over specific single limb mutations a la Lego Genetics.		With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire, to speak of nothing about the incredibly senseless evolutionary morphology, to evolve for extremely specific reasons that would be absolutely impossible to achieve for a large mammal, plus quasi-magical bullshit such as psychic connections and over specific single limb mutations a la Lego Genetics.

	~~In summary~~, ~~much like All Tomorrows, Man~~ after ~~Man is designed by another nihilist, misanthropic, grotesque~~-~~loving, elitist shitstain who was spawned by post industrial wealth~~ of ~~post WW2~~ that ~~should be purged by fire in~~ the ~~holy Imperium of Man~~.		For what it's worth, Dixon [https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/of-after-man-the-new-dinosaurs-and-greenworld-an-interview-with-dougal-dixon/ isn't very fond of "that disaster of a project" either]; he had very different plans for sequels where humans voip to the future to fuck up paradise.

	[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]		[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]

1d4chan>SaltyMan at 18:14, 11 May 2023

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	However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.		However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.

	With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire.		With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire, to speak of nothing about the incredibly senseless evolutionary morphology, to evolve for extremely specific reasons that would be absolutely impossible to achieve for a large mammal, plus quasi-magical bullshit such as psychic connections and over specific single limb mutations a la Lego Genetics.

	In summary, much like All Tomorrows, Man after Man is designed by another nihilist, misanthropic, grotesque-loving, elitist shitstain who was spawned by post industrial wealth of post WW2 that should be purged by fire in the holy Imperium of Man.		In summary, much like All Tomorrows, Man after Man is designed by another nihilist, misanthropic, grotesque-loving, elitist shitstain who was spawned by post industrial wealth of post WW2 that should be purged by fire in the holy Imperium of Man.

1d4chan>SaltyMan at 15:26, 11 May 2023

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	The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity ~~leaves planet earth behind~~, leaving ~~only~~ various genetically-engineered Abhuman ~~servant~~-~~races behind~~. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.		The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity starts an exodus to the stars due to dying Earth, leaving behind various genetically-engineered Abhuman races, including the survivors, forgetting all about them. The humans and post-human engineers' tenuous civilizations collapse in a polarity shift, leaving Earth to be populated by human-derived animals engineered to fill the ecosystem since many large mammals died out. And yes, they evolve into carnivore and herbivore variants and start predating each other, "evolving" until indescribably retarded and unscientific variants...

			...until the humans who left for Alpha Centauri suddenly return [[Wat\|five...million...years]] later returning to [[Tyranids\|stripmine the planet and harvest the biomass before leaving again]], using the surviving creatures as mindless, tortured cattle and lobotomized slaves and blasting off into space. While forgetting Earth was the human civilization's cradle.

			Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.

	However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.		However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.

	With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire.		With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire.

			In summary, much like All Tomorrows, Man after Man is designed by another nihilist, misanthropic, grotesque-loving, elitist shitstain who was spawned by post industrial wealth of post WW2 that should be purged by fire in the holy Imperium of Man.

	[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]		[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: His books are also prime examples of why you should NEVER allow a geologist anywhere near evolution.

2023-05-11T08:54:55Z

His books are also prime examples of why you should NEVER allow a geologist anywhere near evolution.

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	The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity leaves planet earth behind, leaving only various genetically-engineered Abhuman servant-races behind. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.		The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity leaves planet earth behind, leaving only various genetically-engineered Abhuman servant-races behind. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.

			However, if you have any interests in biology or the bare basics of speculative evolution, Dixon's books are notorious for how...[[fail\|grotesquely wrong he gets on simple biology.]] While his After Man book had some interesting ideas, and Man After Man is honestly just Dixon's excuse to delve in his [[Dark Eldar]] [[Heresy\|self-indulgence drug-fic]], his most criticized book remained to be New Dinosaurs, for his utter disregard for paleontology, which is ironic since his CV states that he ''is'' a [[wat\|paleontologist]], which begs the question on what [[drug]]s he was taking when he came up with these [[Pretend\|'dinosaurs']] (Dinosaur in the ''[[fail\|loosest]]'' sense of the term). Granted, his books came out in the 1980s, but to say they aged poorly is an ''understatement''. But most of you know him because he was the creature designer for the Future is Wild series of the 2000s. Whilst the series itself is not immune to genuine criticisms that are honest-to-god baffling, the creature design parts by themselves are okay since there were other folks reigning in on Dixon's excesses to make these creatures less fugly beyond belief.

			With regards to Man After Man. Well, as we already said, it is just a Cronenberg picture book than a genuine interesting book on speculative human evolution. There is a reason why this page earns the [[WTF]] template. All of his abhumans looks fucking ugly as sin or abominations that should be purged with fire.

	[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]		[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]

1d4chan>Rocko1345: I implore you to learn our formating and stop doing this

2023-03-07T14:46:24Z

I implore you to learn our formating and stop doing this

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	The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity leaves planet earth behind, leaving only various genetically-engineered Abhuman servant-races behind. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.		The sequel to the speculative evolution book "After Man", Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon, also author of "The New Dinosaurs", a book about what would have happened and what sort of beings would have evolved if dinosaurs never went extinct. Much like it's spiritual successor [[All Tomorrows]], Man After Man serves as excellent inspiration for a GM in inspiring [[Abhuman]] or [[Mutant]] breeds for [[Warhammer 40,000]] or other science-fiction RPGs. It takes place over the eons after humanity leaves planet earth behind, leaving only various genetically-engineered Abhuman servant-races behind. Also much like its successor, the illustrations of Man After Man spawned many Internet Memes.

	[[~~Image~~: ManAfterManAbhumans.png]]		[[File:ManAfterManAbhumans.png\|thumb\|left\|All the varieties of post-man]]

	==List of Man After Man Abhumans==		==List of Man After Man Abhumans==

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List of Man After Man Abhumans

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	==List of Man After Man Abhumans==		==List of Man After Man Abhumans==

	Antmen		Antmen

	Aquamorph		Aquamorph

	Aquatic		Aquatic

	Cave-Dweller		Cave-Dweller

	Desert-Runner		Desert-Runner

	Fish-Eater		Fish-Eater

	Hitek		Hitek

	Host		Host

	Hunter Symbiont		Hunter Symbiont

	Islander		Islander

	Memory People		Memory People

	Parasite		Parasite

	Plains-Dweller		Plains-Dweller

	Slothmen		Slothmen

	Socials		Socials

	Spiketooth		Spiketooth

	Symbiont Carrier		Symbiont Carrier

	Temperate Woodland-Dweller		Temperate Woodland-Dweller

	Travelers of the stars		Travelers of the stars

	Tree-Dweller		Tree-Dweller

	Tropical Forest-Dweller		Tropical Forest-Dweller

	Tundra-Dweller		Tundra-Dweller

	Vacuumorph		Vacuumorph

	Water-Seeker		Water-Seeker

	[[Category: Semi-relevant]]		[[Category: Semi-relevant]]
	[[Category: Grimdark]]		[[Category: Grimdark]]

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 ==List of Man After Man Abhumans==
+Antmen
 [[Category: Semi-relevant]]
 [[Category: Grimdark]]