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	*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.		*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.
	*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.		*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.
			*When Marc Lecointe punches aliens in the face, they apologize for getting in the way of his fist.
	*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe's mother was pregnant with him she complained of pains. An X-ray revealed he had two grenades and a plasma rifle in there with him.		*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe's mother was pregnant with him she complained of pains. An X-ray revealed he had two grenades and a plasma rifle in there with him.


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Facts about Marc Lecointe

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	*He rides in an Avenger covered in Snakeman skulls!		*He rides in an Avenger covered in Snakeman skulls!
	*He'll eat a Chryssalid if you dare him!		*He'll eat a Chryssalid if you dare him!
	*Marc Lecointe once ripped a Snakeman's throat out with his ~~bared~~ teeth, then went back to reading his morning newspaper without spilling his coffee.		*Marc Lecointe once ripped a Snakeman's throat out with his bare teeth, then went back to reading his morning newspaper without spilling his coffee.
	*It was the sight of Lecointe's naked body that drove all the Ethereals insane.		*It was the sight of Lecointe's naked body that drove all the Ethereals insane.
	*Marc Lecointe's children could make a band. An entire orchestra if you count the bastards!		*Marc Lecointe's children could make a band. An entire orchestra if you count the bastards!

67.185.11.194 at 14:40, 28 January 2013

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	*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.		*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.
	*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.		*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.
	*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe's mother was pregnant with him she complained of pains. An X-ray revealed he had two grenades a plasma rifle in there with him.		*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe's mother was pregnant with him she complained of pains. An X-ray revealed he had two grenades and a plasma rifle in there with him.

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	*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.		*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe was at school one day, the aliens rampaged through killing almost everyone. After killing a Reaper with his bare hands, he beat a sectoid to death with the reaper's jawbone, took its weapon and single-handedly routed the alien forces, saving the school. For his efforts that day he was given an extra cookie at recess and allowed to play with the blocks all he wanted.
	*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.		*Sergeant Marc Lecointe bursts out of aliens chests.
			*When Sergeant Marc Lecointe's mother was pregnant with him she complained of pains. An X-ray revealed he had two grenades a plasma rifle in there with him.

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76.202.182.56 at 06:09, 14 October 2010

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	[[Image:Lacointe2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|THEM'S GOOD EATIN'S]]'''Marc Lecointe''' was a soldier in one fa/tg/uy's [[X-Com]] game, who through incredible luck managed to survive horrendous injuries and inflict grievous harm upon the alien invaders. If only he had been born into the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40k\|41st ~~Millenium~~]], the [[Imperium]] would never have had to worry about xeno invaders.		[[Image:Lacointe2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|THEM'S GOOD EATIN'S]]'''Marc Lecointe''' was a soldier in one fa/tg/uy's [[X-Com]] game, who through incredible luck managed to survive horrendous injuries and inflict grievous harm upon the alien invaders. If only he had been born into the [[grimdark\|grim darkness]] of the [[Warhammer 40k\|41st Millennium]], the [[Imperium]] would never have had to worry about xeno invaders.

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	*Marc Lecointe once lit up a nighttime terror mission by telling the darkness to fuck off.		*Marc Lecointe once lit up a nighttime terror mission by telling the darkness to fuck off.
	*We once had a bachelor party for Lecointe. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.		*We once had a bachelor party for Lecointe. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
	*I believe in the snakeman tongue the word for Marc Lecointe is pronounced Badassssssssssssssss		*I believe in the snakeman tongue the word for Marc Lecointe is pronounced Badassssssssssssssss.
	*Marc Lecointe threw a smoke grenade out of his mother's vagina before he was born.		*Marc Lecointe threw a smoke grenade out of his mother's vagina before he was born.
	*Marc Lecointe and I were out on a nighttime terror mission once in the back of the Avenger with a live Sectoid. He grabs the Sectoid and says "I'm Marc Lecointe! Now say it!" He manipulates the Sectoid's mouth in such a way that "MURK LACONT" comes out. It wasn't exactly right, but it was pretty good for a Sectoid!		*Marc Lecointe and I were out on a nighttime terror mission once in the back of the Avenger with a live Sectoid. He grabs the Sectoid and says "I'm Marc Lecointe! Now say it!" He manipulates the Sectoid's mouth in such a way that "MURK LACONT" comes out. It wasn't exactly right, but it was pretty good for a Sectoid!

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	First of all, Marc is a man. He is more of a man than you or I will ever be.		First of all, Marc is a man. He is more of a man than you or I will ever be.

	Armed with a mere laser rifle and a pair of electro flares, he boldly made the first step off the ~~skyranger~~ to meet the alien foe terrorizing London in the middle of the goddamn night.		Armed with a mere laser rifle and a pair of electro-flares, he boldly made the first step off the Skyranger to meet the alien foe terrorizing London in the middle of the goddamn night.

	First thing that happens as soon as he steps off the ramp? Some bitch snakeman, no doubt terrified at the sight of the can of whoopass it had opened, opened fire from the quite unmanly safety of a dark alley nearby.		First thing that happens as soon as he steps off the ramp? Some bitch snakeman, no doubt terrified at the sight of the can of whoopass it had opened, opened fire from the quite unmanly safety of a dark alley nearby.
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	Disaster has struck the squad of the newly appointed Captain Marc Lecointe. He and his operatives have just learned, the hard way, that supply ships with sectoids in them tend to use a lot of psychic attacks.		Disaster has struck the squad of the newly appointed Captain Marc Lecointe. He and his operatives have just learned, the hard way, that supply ships with sectoids in them tend to use a lot of psychic attacks.

	Our brave team's first experience with mind control left three dead. Two brave soldiers shot to death by the rookie in their wing, only a single turn after leaving the ~~skyranger~~. The rookie in question, of course, was promptly gunned down. We at X-Com have a strict policy regarding psychic instability.		Our brave team's first experience with mind control left three dead. Two brave soldiers shot to death by the rookie in their wing, only a single turn after leaving the Skyranger. The rookie in question, of course, was promptly gunned down. We at X-Com have a strict policy regarding psychic instability.

	As the supply ship had been shot down, some damage was expected. What was not expected was the loss of all three engines and large chunks of the second floor. This resulted in much more than a disappointing recovery, as there were still several cowardly aliens lurking on the still intact parts of the second floor. Two attempt to gain access to the UFO were driven back by this cowardly form of ambush.		As the supply ship had been shot down, some damage was expected. What was not expected was the loss of all three engines and large chunks of the second floor. This resulted in much more than a disappointing recovery, as there were still several cowardly aliens lurking on the still intact parts of the second floor. Two attempt to gain access to the UFO were driven back by this cowardly form of ambush.
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	*I heard Marc Lecointe wrestled a Chryssalid into submission.		*I heard Marc Lecointe wrestled a Chryssalid into submission.
	*Marc Lecointe eats Chryssalid egg omelettes for breakfast every day and washes it down with a glass of fresh-squeezed Snakeman juice.		*Marc Lecointe eats Chryssalid egg omelettes for breakfast every day and washes it down with a glass of fresh-squeezed Snakeman juice.
	*No Chryssalid is safe from Marc Lecointe		*No Chryssalid is safe from Marc Lecointe.
	*Due to the budget cuts, X-Com will adopt a new strategy. They will air drop Marc Lecointe from interceptors onto alien ships. He will then punch through the hull, take control of the craft and crash it into enemy bases.		*Due to the budget cuts, X-Com will adopt a new strategy. They will air drop Marc Lecointe from interceptors onto alien ships. He will then punch through the hull, take control of the craft and crash it into enemy bases.
	*On a jet made of crystal, he patrolled the land. A plasma gun and a grenade in his perfect hands.		*On a jet made of crystal, he patrolled the land. A plasma gun and a grenade in his perfect hands.
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	*You can't draw Marc Lecointe because as soon as the picture is finished it punches you in the chest and runs off the paper.		*You can't draw Marc Lecointe because as soon as the picture is finished it punches you in the chest and runs off the paper.
	**And then he will punch aliens to death. WITH HIS FEET		**And then he will punch aliens to death. WITH HIS FEET
	*Marc Lecointe has 50 confirmed kills with electro flares.		*Marc Lecointe has 50 confirmed kills with electro-flares.
	*Marc Lecointe retired from X-Com after the aliens were beaten, where he started his own business. You now know him as the Immortal God Emperor of Man.		*Marc Lecointe retired from X-Com after the aliens were beaten, where he started his own business. You now know him as the Immortal God Emperor of Man.
	*Marc Lecointe once gave someone respeck knuckles. His whole family exploded.		*Marc Lecointe once gave someone respeck knuckles. His whole family exploded.