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	The Marines Immaculate are a ~~chaos~~ offshoot of the [[Reasonable Marines]] and [[Adeptus Orthodontus]] inadvertently created by /tg/. Where most marines are only OCD about heresy, the Marines Immaculate fell to a gene-seed mutation that creates massive OCD in the adeptus. OCD that includes (and generally is fixated on) all dirt, germs, and grime. This made them turn against the Imperium, as the Emperor, as a rotting corpse, is one of the most disgusting things they could ever think to follow. They do not follow any of the four Great Chaos Gods, instead worshiping a lesser god known as Igjene (pronounced Ig-jeh-ne), also called "The Great Clean One", "The Billy of Mays", or the "Prince of Palmolive."		The '''Marines Immaculate''' are a Chaos offshoot of the [[Reasonable Marines]] and [[Adeptus Orthodontus]] inadvertently created by /tg/. Where most marines are only OCD about heresy, the Marines Immaculate fell to a gene-seed mutation that creates massive OCD in the adeptus. OCD that includes (and generally is fixated on) all dirt, germs, and grime. This made them turn against the Imperium, as the Emperor, as a rotting corpse, is one of the most disgusting things they could ever think to follow. They do not follow any of the four Great Chaos Gods, instead worshiping a lesser god known as Igjene (pronounced Ig-jeh-ne), also called "The Great Clean One", "The Billy of Mays", or the "Prince of Palmolive."

	Rather than relying on smoggy promethium-based fuels, their vehicles are powered by pure warp power (which has no carbon footprint). Their flamers, rather than shooting sooty flames, fire high-powered streams of industrial cleaning agents, thrice blessed in the name of The Great Clean One. In addition, they use a variant of the melta as well, which reduces its victim to nothing but a cloud of atomised steam.		Rather than relying on smoggy promethium-based fuels, their vehicles are powered by pure warp power (which has no carbon footprint). Their flamers, rather than shooting sooty flames, fire high-powered streams of industrial cleaning agents, thrice blessed in the name of The Great Clean One. In addition, they use a variant of the melta as well, which reduces its victim to nothing but a cloud of atomised steam.

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	Now, it must be noted that the Reasonable Marines do not take the potential for these traitors to spring from their ranks lightly. The marines showing the OCD qualities are given a psych eval, and if needed, a forced discharge because behavior like that is most unreasonable. They do however provide pension and free drinks at the Reasonable Marines VXW (Veterans of Xenos War) lodges, but by the time the first check comes in its usually too late and the retiree will reject it as he can "feel the germs mocking, screaming, CORRUPTING! OH GOD THESE GERMS ARE KILLING THE EMPEROR! MUST PURGE ALL GERMS AND THEIR HOSTS!"		Now, it must be noted that the Reasonable Marines do not take the potential for these traitors to spring from their ranks lightly. The marines showing the OCD qualities are given a psych eval, and if needed, a forced discharge because behavior like that is most unreasonable. They do however provide pension and free drinks at the Reasonable Marines VXW (Veterans of Xenos War) lodges, but by the time the first check comes in its usually too late and the retiree will reject it as he can "feel the germs mocking, screaming, CORRUPTING! OH GOD THESE GERMS ARE KILLING THE EMPEROR! MUST PURGE ALL GERMS AND THEIR HOSTS!"

	The Marines Immaculate are not on very good terms with any of the four major [[Chaos God]]s. Khorne gets nasty blood everywhere, Tzeentch likes change, change can bring new materials, new GERMS <strike>CLEANSE IT ALL</strike>, and Followers of the Great Clean One also constantly butt heads with Slaanesh worshipers. The Great Clean One advocates the use of extra thick condoms and highly potent spermicides while in a contained, disinfected area when engaging in carnality whereas Slaanesh thinks the mess is half of the fun. Don't mention <s>Nurgle</s>CLEANSE! CLEAN! ~~SANATIZE~~! around them. Just don't. However, In a twisted mirror of Slaaneshi marines with permanent drug injectors, they carry dialysis machines to keep their blood clean of any pollutants.		The Marines Immaculate are not on very good terms with any of the four major [[Chaos God]]s. Khorne gets nasty blood everywhere, Tzeentch likes change, change can bring new materials, new GERMS <strike>CLEANSE IT ALL</strike>, and Followers of the Great Clean One also constantly butt heads with Slaanesh worshipers. The Great Clean One advocates the use of extra thick condoms and highly potent spermicides while in a contained, disinfected area when engaging in carnality whereas Slaanesh thinks the mess is half of the fun. Don't mention <s>Nurgle</s>CLEANSE! CLEAN! SANITIZE! around them. Just don't. However, In a twisted mirror of Slaaneshi marines with permanent drug injectors, they carry dialysis machines to keep their blood clean of any pollutants.

	<strike>Use of biological agents against these marines is a double-edged sword. On one hand: it will cause them great distraction, on the other: they may frenzy and inflict great destruction.</strike> they have bio weapons of their own, ~~agent lye soll~~ and the dreaded ~~scrubbing bubbles foaming cleanser~~. ~~formally~~ used to clean the bases of the ~~angry marines~~, they were stolen from the ~~mechanicus~~ and are now used as weapons of germ destruction		<strike>Use of biological agents against these marines is a double-edged sword. On one hand: it will cause them great distraction, on the other: they may frenzy and inflict great destruction.</strike> they have bio weapons of their own, Agent Lye Soll and the dreaded Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Cleanser. Formally used to clean the bases of the Angry Marines, they were stolen from the Angry Mechanicus and are now used as weapons of germ destruction.

	Unconfirmed rumors state their entire daemon world is beset by the soft tones of lounge jazz capable of lulling even the most wary into dropping their guard.		Unconfirmed rumors state their entire daemon world is beset by the soft tones of lounge jazz capable of lulling even the most wary into dropping their guard.
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	==Origin==		==Origin==
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	The origin of these marines are clouded in ~~febreeze~~ and myth, it is said that there was a secret 21st ~~primarch~~ “Billy of Mays” that the mighty Emperor tried to hide due to massive corruption in the gene-seed but it was far too late.		The origin of these marines are clouded in Febreeze and myth, it is said that there was a secret 21st Primarch “Billy of Mays” that the mighty Emperor tried to hide due to massive corruption in the gene-seed but it was far too late.

	During the Great Crusade while the rest of the marines were reunited with their great primarchs there was one legion that was not, the Great Clean Ones travelled and travelled looking for their primarch whom they assumed would be just like them. The OCD, extreme germ phobic marines cleansed the filth that was the universe one planet at a time. With their modified boltguns that now shoot a huge blast of foam that they called “scrubbing bubbles” and their massive maces that look oddly similar to ancient mouth cleaning devices now dubbed “Oral-B’s” they go about their duties of cleanliness.		During the Great Crusade while the rest of the marines were reunited with their great primarchs there was one legion that was not, the Great Clean Ones travelled and travelled looking for their primarch whom they assumed would be just like them. The OCD, extreme germ phobic marines cleansed the filth that was the universe one planet at a time. With their modified boltguns that now shoot a huge blast of foam that they called “scrubbing bubbles” and their massive maces that look oddly similar to ancient mouth cleaning devices now dubbed “Oral-B’s” they go about their duties of cleanliness.

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	*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"		*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"

	*"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home!"		*"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home!" -Battlecries against Nurglites
	~~battle cries~~ against Nurglites

	*"We really need to know what the Eldar uses to mop up the blood!" "I heard they use an ancient technology known as 'ShamWow'"		*"We really need to know what the Eldar uses to mop up the blood!" "I heard they use an ancient technology known as 'ShamWow'" -Marines over heard by Logan Grimnar
	-Marines over heard by Logan Grimnar

	==links to original heresy:==		==links to original heresy:==

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	*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"		*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"

	*"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home"		*"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home!"
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			*"We really need to know what the Eldar uses to mop up the blood!" "I heard they use an ancient technology known as 'ShamWow'"
			-Marines over heard by Logan Grimnar

	==links to original heresy:==		==links to original heresy:==

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	*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"		*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"

			*"Drano Drano, mops and Glow go to clean the floor. Drano Drano, Lysol mildew remover, Glass plus, Lysol, Kil-oder more, pledge and scrubbing bubbles clean your home. Tarnex, Camp dry, resolve and Sun, cleaners come and clean your home"
			battle cries against Nurglites

	==links to original heresy:==		==links to original heresy:==

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	*"REVOLTING! THERE ARE FLUIDS HERE SO TAINTED WE MAY HAVE TO CLEANSE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... IS... IS THIS FECES... MIXED WITH BLOODY SEMEN!?!? YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE OVERWEIGHT DRIPPING SLIME OF NURGLE! IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CLEAN ONE I SHALL SCRUB YOUR DISGUSTING VISAGE FROM THE WARP!" -Marine Immaculate discussing Slaaneshi warbands and their... detritus.		*"REVOLTING! THERE ARE FLUIDS HERE SO TAINTED WE MAY HAVE TO CLEANSE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... IS... IS THIS FECES... MIXED WITH BLOODY SEMEN!?!? YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE OVERWEIGHT DRIPPING SLIME OF NURGLE! IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CLEAN ONE I SHALL SCRUB YOUR DISGUSTING VISAGE FROM THE WARP!" -Marine Immaculate discussing Slaaneshi warbands and their... detritus.

	*"~~WE WILL SCRUB THE GRIM RIGHT OFF YOUR DARK~~!"		*"We'll scrub the grim, right off your dark!"

	==links to original heresy:==		==links to original heresy:==

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	*"REVOLTING! THERE ARE FLUIDS HERE SO TAINTED WE MAY HAVE TO CLEANSE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... IS... IS THIS FECES... MIXED WITH BLOODY SEMEN!?!? YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE OVERWEIGHT DRIPPING SLIME OF NURGLE! IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CLEAN ONE I SHALL SCRUB YOUR DISGUSTING VISAGE FROM THE WARP!" -Marine Immaculate discussing Slaaneshi warbands and their... detritus.		*"REVOLTING! THERE ARE FLUIDS HERE SO TAINTED WE MAY HAVE TO CLEANSE THE ENTIRE SYSTEM... IS... IS THIS FECES... MIXED WITH BLOODY SEMEN!?!? YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE OVERWEIGHT DRIPPING SLIME OF NURGLE! IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CLEAN ONE I SHALL SCRUB YOUR DISGUSTING VISAGE FROM THE WARP!" -Marine Immaculate discussing Slaaneshi warbands and their... detritus.

			*"WE WILL SCRUB THE GRIM RIGHT OFF YOUR DARK!"

	==links to original heresy:==		==links to original heresy:==

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	He surged forwards, driving the chain-scrubber directly into the center of the enemy Dreadnought's sarcophagus. There was a crunch as its deep-cleaning power-bristles tore through adamantium, then a squelch as they reached the body within. The Inductor collapsed, soap and lye leaking from every joint in its broken hull.		He surged forwards, driving the chain-scrubber directly into the center of the enemy Dreadnought's sarcophagus. There was a crunch as its deep-cleaning power-bristles tore through adamantium, then a squelch as they reached the body within. The Inductor collapsed, soap and lye leaking from every joint in its broken hull.

	By the time the ~~Knights Inductor~~ arrived on the scene, the drop zone was a perfect circle of shining, polished rock. The remains of Ancient Marius were nothing more than a lump of well-scoured chrome.		By the time the Reasonable Marines arrived on the scene, the drop zone was a perfect circle of shining, polished rock. The remains of Ancient Marius were nothing more than a lump of well-scoured chrome.

	The traitorous Marines Immaculate had struck again.		The traitorous Marines Immaculate had struck again.
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	Ave Omnissiah.		Ave Omnissiah.

	Magos, I am sending you this report without the usual formalities because I have just borne witness to the terrible tech-heresies of the so-called Marines Immaculate. These traitorous Chaos-worshippers have been cutting a swatch through most of the Segmentum, although they have been kept away from most major Imperial worlds. Until now. Bubos IX has fallen. I was assigned to Bubos IX.I, a minor moon which the worshippers of the 'Great Clean One' apparently decided to take via conventional means. While we were able to repel the invaders with the help of the ~~Knights Inductor~~, we nonetheless saw heavy combat with an Immaculate armoured spearhead.		Magos, I am sending you this report without the usual formalities because I have just borne witness to the terrible tech-heresies of the so-called Marines Immaculate. These traitorous Chaos-worshippers have been cutting a swatch through most of the Segmentum, although they have been kept away from most major Imperial worlds. Until now. Bubos IX has fallen. I was assigned to Bubos IX.I, a minor moon which the worshippers of the 'Great Clean One' apparently decided to take via conventional means. While we were able to repel the invaders with the help of the Reasonable Marines, we nonetheless saw heavy combat with an Immaculate armoured spearhead.

	Magos, they have gone far beyond the corruptions of usual Chaos marines. They have taken from us one of the greatest of the Omnissiah's holy designs- the Chimera. I was fortunate to be able to inspect the ruins of one of these corrupted vehicles after it was destroyed by our Skitarii, and what I found concerns me greatly. The outer shell of the machine is mostly untainted- it is normally scrubbed to a blinding polish, apparently fitted with dirt-dissolving powerfield technology as we use for maintaining Titans. All holy symbols have been replaced with the foul iconography of the Great Clean One. The exhaust ports have been brutally removed.		Magos, they have gone far beyond the corruptions of usual Chaos marines. They have taken from us one of the greatest of the Omnissiah's holy designs- the Chimera. I was fortunate to be able to inspect the ruins of one of these corrupted vehicles after it was destroyed by our Skitarii, and what I found concerns me greatly. The outer shell of the machine is mostly untainted- it is normally scrubbed to a blinding polish, apparently fitted with dirt-dissolving powerfield technology as we use for maintaining Titans. All holy symbols have been replaced with the foul iconography of the Great Clean One. The exhaust ports have been brutally removed.