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	[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]		[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]
	A Meganob is what happens when a [[Nob]] gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled [[Mekboy\|Mek]] to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called [[Mega Armour]], turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.		A Meganob is what happens when a [[Nob]] gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled [[Mekboy\|Mek]] to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called [[Mega Armour]], turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.

	[[Ork]] kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or [[Grot]]s with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if it's [[Yarrick]]). A [[Warlords\|Warlord's]] or [[Warboss]]' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.		[[Ork]] kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or [[Grot]]s with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if it's [[Yarrick]]). A [[Warlords\|Warlord's]] or [[Warboss]]' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.

	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 06:19, 26 November 2022

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	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

	Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]s, [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. Sometimes if they are rich enough, they may carry Kombi-Weapons such as a [[Kombi-Rokkit Launcha]], [[Kombi-Skorcha]] or a [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]. The Mega~~-Armor~~ they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]s, [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], [[Chain Weapon#Big Chain Choppa\|Big Chain Choppa]] and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. Sometimes if they are rich enough, they may carry Kombi-Weapons such as a [[Kombi-Rokkit Launcha]], [[Kombi-Skorcha]] or a [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]. The [[Mega Armour]] they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].

	== On The Tabletop ==		== On The Tabletop ==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 07:45, 30 January 2021

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	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

	Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]s, [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]s, [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. Sometimes if they are rich enough, they may carry Kombi-Weapons such as a [[Kombi-Rokkit Launcha]], [[Kombi-Skorcha]] or a [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].

	== On The Tabletop ==		== On The Tabletop ==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 05:40, 30 January 2021

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	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

	Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[~~Combi~~-~~weapon#Orks\|Kombi-Shootas~~]], [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Twin-Linked Shoota]]s, [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].

	== On The Tabletop ==		== On The Tabletop ==

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	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

	Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Combi-weapon#Orks\|Kombi-Shootas]], [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb]] ~~launchers~~.		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Combi-weapon#Orks\|Kombi-Shootas]], [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb Launcha\|Stikkbomb launchers]].

	== On The Tabletop ==		== On The Tabletop ==

88.147.153.236 at 17:53, 18 January 2021

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	[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]		[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]
	A Meganob is what happens when a Nob gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled Mek to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called [[Mega Armour]], turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.		A Meganob is what happens when a [[Nob]] gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled [[Mekboy\|Mek]] to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called [[Mega Armour]], turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.

	Ork kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or ~~Grots~~ with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if ~~its~~ [[Yarrick]]). A Warlord's or Warboss' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.		[[Ork]] kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or [[Grot]]s with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if it's [[Yarrick]]). A [[Warlords\|Warlord's]] or [[Warboss]]' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.

	In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.

	Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom ~~Shootas~~, Kombi-Shootas, Power Klaws, and Killsaws. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with Stikkbomb launchers.		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom [[Shoota]]s, [[Combi-weapon#Orks\|Kombi-Shootas]], [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaws]], and [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Killsaw\|Killsaws]]. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with [[Stikkbomb]] launchers.

	== On The Tabletop ==		== On The Tabletop ==
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	Ork Meganobz can have a mob size of 3-10. A minimum size mob with a Boss Meganob and 2 regular Meganobs equipped with Power Klaws and Kustom Shootas will run you 105 points. In lieu of any other weapons a Meganob can be equipped with 2 killsaws, giving him an extra attack but obviously losing out on any shooting ability except for the stikkbomb launcher.		Ork Meganobz can have a mob size of 3-10. A minimum size mob with a Boss Meganob and 2 regular Meganobs equipped with Power Klaws and Kustom Shootas will run you 105 points. In lieu of any other weapons a Meganob can be equipped with 2 killsaws, giving him an extra attack but obviously losing out on any shooting ability except for the stikkbomb launcher.

	MegaNobz are very tough, and are highly resistant to low-AP weapons. However they are not ''quite'' tough enough to fully shrug off anti-tank weaponry, a problem that is compounded by their lack of an invulnerable save and their slow speed. It would be best to mount them on a [[Battlewagon]] or [[Trukk]], or better yet use Tellyporta or Da Jump, to ensure that they get to where they need to be.		MegaNobz are very tough, and are highly resistant to low-AP weapons. However they are not ''quite'' tough enough to fully shrug off anti-tank weaponry, a problem that is compounded by their lack of an invulnerable save and their slow speed. It would be best to mount them on a [[Battlewagon]] or [[Trukk]], or better yet use [[Teleportation\|Tellyporta]] or Da Jump, to ensure that they get to where they need to be.

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 13:39, 14 September 2020

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	[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]		[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]
	A Meganob is what happens when a Nob gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled Mek to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called Mega~~-Armor~~, turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.		A Meganob is what happens when a Nob gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled Mek to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called [[Mega Armour]], turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.

	Ork kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or Grots with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if its [[Yarrick]]). A Warlord's or Warboss' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.		Ork kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or Grots with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if its [[Yarrick]]). A Warlord's or Warboss' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.

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	''~~'THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE~~ a ~~prolific VINESAUCE~~-~~centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY~~. ~~Their largest periods~~ of ~~activity seemed~~ to be ~~around~~ the ~~time SILVAGUNNER was terminated~~, ~~when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments~~ and ~~are in no way affiliated with JOEL)~~.		[[File:99120103035_MegaNobz02.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>MOVE OVER YE GITZ! LET DA REAL ORKZ DO DA JOBZ! </span>]]
			A Meganob is what happens when a Nob gets enough [[Teef]] to get a skilled Mek to build them orky body armor powerful enough to rival the likes of [[Terminator]] Armor. This armor, which is called Mega-Armor, turns a Nob into a mini-[[Deff Dred]]. Though other Orks mock the Meganobz for wearing so much armor, only the dullest would do so within earshot. Small arms fire simply washes over them, and not even anti-tank weaponry is guaranteed to do much worse than simply knock them over. For many, the only chance of surviving an encounter with an angry Meganob is to outrun him. To counteract this weakness, many Meganobz roar into battle aboard armored [[Battlewagon\|Battlewagons.]] This saves time that would be wasted slogging across the battlefield, and helps the Meganobz get stuck straight into combat.

	~~They operated out~~ of the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated~~ in ~~2014~~, ~~after which they appear~~ to ~~have transitioned briefly~~ to ~~GiivaSunner in September~~ of ~~2016 before returning~~ to ~~SilvaGunner in June of 2018~~.		Ork kulture is a seething orgy of violence where the strong constantly assert their position over upstart, ambitious young Orks. In the extremely tough society of the Orks, only the largest, toughest, and most aggressive Orks rise to leadership. This makeshift "nobility" results in a class of Ork known as "Nobz" in their guttural language. Nobz are larger, richer and more aggressive than normal Orks, and never miss an opportunity to remind their fellows of it. These mighty Orks lead by example, fighting where the fighting is thickest and "encouraging" any recalcitrant Orks or Grots with cuffs and blows to get them into the battle. Orks instinctively obey those larger than themselves, provided they are a healthy shade of green. Most Orks would rather die than bow to a non-Greenskin's will (unless if its [[Yarrick]]). A Warlord's or Warboss' decisions are enforced by this ruling caste.

	~~== CHANNELS ==~~		In the case of Meganobz, they are even bigger and tougher than regular old Nobz, being just shy of the Warbosses and Warlords. While the Warboss commands the Boyz, Meganobz are typically there to provide support and "advise" the rampaging Warboss on how best to krump things. Meganobz are some of the highest ranking Orks within a warband, which means that they are the biggest and strongest. Thus if the [[Warboss]] dies, it is not uncommon for the next boss to be drawn from their ranks.
	~~The original forums appeared~~ to ~~function as four services: preparation~~ and ~~communication in service~~ of ~~coming events~~, ~~discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~, ~~MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion~~.

	~~{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==~~		Meganobz are at the top of the Ork pecking order and therefore are able to acquire snazzy and shiny wargear such as Kustom Shootas, Kombi-Shootas, Power Klaws, and Killsaws. The Mega-Armor they wear is also typically equipped with Stikkbomb launchers.
	~~The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse~~ and ~~involved~~, ~~due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE~~-~~branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade~~, and ~~some that still don't! They~~ also ~~hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments,~~ with ~~fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~.

	~~In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.~~		== On The Tabletop ==

	~~== HIGH~~-~~QUALITY RIPS~~ and ~~MEMES ==~~		Ork Meganobz can have a mob size of 3-10. A minimum size mob with a Boss Meganob and 2 regular Meganobs equipped with Power Klaws and Kustom Shootas will run you 105 points. In lieu of any other weapons a Meganob can be equipped with 2 killsaws, giving him an extra attack but obviously losing out on any shooting ability except for the stikkbomb launcher.
	~~Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th~~ and ~~6th edition~~. ~~Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019~~.

	* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO		MegaNobz are very tough, and are highly resistant to low-AP weapons. However they are not ''quite'' tough enough to fully shrug off anti-tank weaponry, a problem that is compounded by their lack of an invulnerable save and their slow speed. It would be best to mount them on a [[Battlewagon]] or [[Trukk]], or better yet use Tellyporta or Da Jump, to ensure that they get to where they need to be.
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, ~~TITO DICKMAN~~, ~~SPONGE~~, ~~HE THICC~~, ~~and SANS UNDERTALE)~~
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~		[[Category: Xenos]]
	~~FOR MEMES~~
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~		[[Category: Orks]]
	~~AND FOR~~
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~		{{Template:Orks-Forces}}
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