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	— The Dead Alewives</blockquote>		— The Dead Alewives</blockquote>

	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks. It was originally made to be a drink mixer for moonshine.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks. In spite of its name, it isn’t sourced from a mountain, and doesn’t resemble any meaningful parallels to anything to do with dew. It was however originally made to be a drink mixer for bathtub moonshine, which should tell you everything you need to know about it.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

1d4chan>Konrad13 at 16:01, 3 May 2021

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	In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}		In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}

	Some [[Derp\|fundamentalists]] say Mountain Dew has a secret Maoist agenda, which is clearly shown by turning the logo upside down, making the word "Dew" look like "Mao". Because it is in red they see this as even more damning.

	Mountain Dew is also a well known holy water, bless by the head pope of the dorito [[ecclesiarchy]]: Geoff Keighley, who also happened to be a living saint, notable for his death gaze.		Mountain Dew is also a well known holy water, bless by the head pope of the dorito [[ecclesiarchy]]: Geoff Keighley, who also happened to be a living saint, notable for his death gaze.

1d4chan>LamenterLover: moonshine

2021-05-02T19:52:50Z

moonshine

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	— The Dead Alewives</blockquote>		— The Dead Alewives</blockquote>

	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks. It was originally made to be a drink mixer for moonshine.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

1d4chan>Bela: Fucking clowns don't even know what the red mountain dew is called smh

2020-06-19T22:24:55Z

Fucking clowns don't even know what the red mountain dew is called smh

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	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red ~~Alert~~, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

	In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}		In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}

1d4chan>Lord Of The Lemmings: /* Litany Of Mountain Dew */

2019-09-05T16:07:42Z

Litany Of Mountain Dew

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	Let my foot fly straight and true when I hit the enemies' bullock.		Let my foot fly straight and true when I hit the enemies' bullock.

	At the accepted cost of decreasing my estimated life age.\		At the accepted cost of decreasing my estimated life age.

	Oh god of the mountain, fuel me,		Oh god of the mountain, fuel me,

1d4chan>Lord Of The Lemmings: /* Litany Of Mountain Dew */

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Litany Of Mountain Dew

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	==Litany Of Mountain Dew==		==Litany Of Mountain Dew==
	By the Power of this Bottle, I pray to thee,		By the Power of this Bottle, I pray to thee,

	Oh great god above, empower me.		Oh great god above, empower me.

	Give me the strength to kill the alien, the mutant, the heretic.		Give me the strength to kill the alien, the mutant, the heretic.

	And when your holy liquids fuel my rage		And when your holy liquids fuel my rage

	Let my foot fly straight and true when I hit the enemies' bullock.		Let my foot fly straight and true when I hit the enemies' bullock.

	At the accepted cost of decreasing my estimated life age.\		At the accepted cost of decreasing my estimated life age.\

	Oh god of the mountain, fuel me,		Oh god of the mountain, fuel me,

	lest I commit heresy, and use coffee.		lest I commit heresy, and use coffee.

	[[Category:Food and Drink]]		[[Category:Food and Drink]]

1d4chan>Lord Of The Lemmings at 16:06, 5 September 2019

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	Mountain Dew is also a well known holy water, bless by the head pope of the dorito [[ecclesiarchy]]: Geoff Keighley, who also happened to be a living saint, notable for his death gaze.		Mountain Dew is also a well known holy water, bless by the head pope of the dorito [[ecclesiarchy]]: Geoff Keighley, who also happened to be a living saint, notable for his death gaze.

			==Litany Of Mountain Dew==
			By the Power of this Bottle, I pray to thee,
			Oh great god above, empower me.

			Give me the strength to kill the alien, the mutant, the heretic.
			And when your holy liquids fuel my rage
			Let my foot fly straight and true when I hit the enemies' bullock.
			At the accepted cost of decreasing my estimated life age.\

			Oh god of the mountain, fuel me,
			lest I commit heresy, and use coffee.

	[[Category:Food and Drink]]		[[Category:Food and Drink]]

1d4chan>Lord Of The Lemmings at 16:00, 5 September 2019

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	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is POWER mixed with INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red Alert, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red Alert, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

	In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}		In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}

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	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red ~~Alert~~, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Code Red, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

	In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}		In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}

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	'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.		'''Mountain Dew''' (or '''Mtn Dew''' if you're an obnoxious marketing executive or too lazy to write the full name) is a soda made from sugar, caffeine, sulphuric acid, and the liquid from glowsticks. Gamers of all types drink gallons of the stuff on a daily basis, whether it be [[wargame\|war]], [[RPG\|roleplaying]], or [[Video games\|vidja]]. Equally popular are [[Cheetos]]. It's theorized that the reason Mountain Dew is so popular is that, with the decline of Jolt Cola, it had the highest levels of caffeine and sugar available in beverage form before the advent of energy drinks.

	Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is POWER mixed with INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red Alert, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.		Mountain Dew is said to be a "citrus" flavor, but anyone who's actually drank it knows that's a load. Its flavor is <s>shit</s> POWER mixed with <s>drugs</s> INSOMNIA. Other supposed flavors include Red Alert, Voltage, Live Wire, Baja Blast, and [[Meme\|GUN]]. Lately, it's been culturally tied to FPS games like ''Halo'', for the same reason that tabletop gamers drink it - a cheap, no piss-shakes way to stay up all night gaming. Or you can drink [[Recaf\|coffee]] like a goddamn adult.

	In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}		In Canada, Mt. Dew has no caffeine. {{BLAM\|Heretics!}}