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174.239.85.161: /* Multilasers and C.S.Goto */

2023-05-31T21:26:35Z

Multilasers and C.S.Goto

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	[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]		[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]
	[[C.S.Goto]] is a small leper, who likes to masturbate while thinking about multilasers, multilasers and MULTILASERS.		[[C.S.Goto]] is a small leper, who likes to masturbate while thinking about multilasers, multilasers and MULTILASERS.
	The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).		The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] (which would at least be reasonable for mowing down cannon fodder) and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).

	And now [[Forge World]] has jumped on the bandwagon by letting Marines in 30k take [[Rotor Cannon]]s, which are Multilasers but somehow [[What\|worse]].		And now [[Forge World]] has jumped on the bandwagon by letting Marines in 30k take [[Rotor Cannon]]s, which are Multilasers but somehow [[What\|worse]].

2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:F5A1:1D7A:36B8:1246 at 21:24, 30 May 2023

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	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}

	The Multilaser or a '''Las-Volley''' is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]].		The Multilaser or a '''Las-Volley''' is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]].

	That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. Portable versions do exist, as the [[Navis Gunner]] of the [[Imperial Navy Breachers]] wield one. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.		That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. Portable versions do exist, as the [[Navis Gunner]] of the [[Imperial Navy Breachers]] wield one. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.

	==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==		==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 06:03, 3 December 2022

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	[[~~Image~~:~~Multilaser~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~right\|A multilaser~~, ~~as it appears on~~ a ~~Sentinel~~.]]		[[File:Las-Volley.PNG\|right\|thumb\|Multilaser, wielded by a Navy Breacher.]]

	{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA! BrRrRrRrR!! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}		{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA! BrRrRrRrR!! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}
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	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}

	The Multilaser is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]]. That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.		The Multilaser or a '''Las-Volley''' is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]].

			That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. Portable versions do exist, as the [[Navis Gunner]] of the [[Imperial Navy Breachers]] wield one. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.

	==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==		==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==
			[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]
	[[C.S.Goto]] is a small leper, who likes to masturbate while thinking about multilasers, multilasers and MULTILASERS.		[[C.S.Goto]] is a small leper, who likes to masturbate while thinking about multilasers, multilasers and MULTILASERS.
	The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).		The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).

2607:FEA8:A2E3:9200:C88D:3B99:3963:9AD5: Whoops forgot exclamation marks

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Whoops forgot exclamation marks

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	[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]		[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]

	{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA BrRrRrRrR! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}		{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA! BrRrRrRrR!! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}

	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}

2607:FEA8:A2E3:9200:C88D:3B99:3963:9AD5: Update the Heavy’s quote to better reflect the onomatopoeia he vocalizes

2021-12-11T23:23:02Z

Update the Heavy’s quote to better reflect the onomatopoeia he vocalizes

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	[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]		[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]

	{{Topquote\|~~Brrrrrrr~~! ~~HAHAHAHAHAHA~~!!!\|The Heavy}}		{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA BrRrRrRrR! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}

	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}

2A01:799:5A2:5A00:D01A:60B1:6324:80E0 at 20:17, 14 October 2021

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	The Multilaser is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]]. That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.		The Multilaser is a medium-sized, rapid-firing Imperial heavy weapon that occupies a middle ground between the [[lasgun]] and the more powerful [[lascannon]]. In contrast to the [[Heavy Bolter]], a weapon to which it is often compared, the Multilaser possesses a similar (likely better) rate of fire and higher strength but lower armour penetration. As a result it's a pretty good weapon against just about anything that isn't heavily armoured (especially infantry with shitty armour, light vehicles, and skimmers), but it struggles against armoured foes like tanks and [[Space Marines]]. That being said, it's powerful enough to threaten squads and vehicles alike, which is why it's the weapon of choice for Imperial Guard vehicles like the [[Chimera Transport\|Chimera]], the [[Sentinel]], and some variants of the [[Valkyrie]] assault craft, among others. To help you visualize what a multilaser is like, imagine something like a 30mm autocannon firing laser bolts instead of bullets, and you wouldn't be too far off the mark.

	==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==		==Multilasers and C.S.Goto==

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: /* Multilasers and C.S.Goto */

2021-07-27T03:52:05Z

Multilasers and C.S.Goto

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	The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).		The Multilaser is, by and large, unique to the Imperial Guard; sadly this has not stopped [[C.S.Goto\|a certain Black Irish leper]] from completely disregarding everything remotely resembling [[canon]] and [[FAIL\|cramming them onto absolutely everything]] due to his raging [[Gay\|hard-on]] for the damned things. As of so far, [[AIDS\|Goto]] has managed to [[FATAL\|rape]] canon in more than a dozen ways using this weapon alone, including giving them to [[Indrick Boreale\|Space Marines]] and mounting them on [[Land Raider]]s (and not out of desperation either, this was the chapter's normal crusade-ready loadout). His love for them reached memetic levels, to the point some people joked that a [[Carnifex]] picked one up in his books, and after a while people actually thought the joke was true (after all, nobody wanted to give the leper money just to check for themselves).

	And now [[Forge World]] has jumped on the bandwagon by letting Marines in 30k take Rotor ~~Cannons~~, which are Multilasers but somehow [[What\|worse]].		And now [[Forge World]] has jumped on the bandwagon by letting Marines in 30k take [[Rotor Cannon]]s, which are Multilasers but somehow [[What\|worse]].

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	{{40k-GenestealerCults-Weapons}}		{{40k-GenestealerCults-Weapons}}
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	[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]		[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]

	{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA BrRrRrRrR! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}		{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA! BrRrRrRrR!! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}

	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}

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	[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]		[[Image:Multilaser.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A multilaser, as it appears on a Sentinel.]]

	{{Topquote\|~~Brrrrrrr~~! ~~HAHAHAHAHAHA~~!!!\|The Heavy}}		{{Topquote\|ZzzzALALALALAAA BrRrRrRrR! HAAAHHAHAHAHHAAAAH!!!\|The Heavy}}

	{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}		{{Topquote\|fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap\|C.S. Goto}}