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Why Nagash is so evil

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	==Why Nagash is so evil==		==Why Nagash is so evil==
	~~While~~ most evil characters on the game have ~~done~~ their ~~share~~ of bad deeds, Scumbag Nagash has a special place amongst them thanks to sheer volume and scope from the very personal like domestic abuse and rape to various genocides and mass slaughters. Also, unlike most of the poor bastards that live in a Warhammer setting, he doesn't do these for survival, being tricked into it or to seek the favor of a more powerful being. He does it because he is a fucking prick. The following list illustrates how sick this fuck is:		Whilst most evil characters in the game have committed their own shares of bad deeds, Scumbag Nagash has a special place amongst them thanks to sheer volume and scope: from the very personal, like domestic abuse and rape, to various genocides and mass slaughters. Also, unlike most of the poor bastards that live in a Warhammer setting, he doesn't do these for survival, from being tricked into it, or to seek the favor of a more powerful being. He does it because he is a fucking prick. The following list illustrates how sick this fuck is:

	* Started out learning magic ~~through~~ sacrificing people. Although it was due to Nehekhara's desert lacking much of the winds of magic and the people Nagash sacrificed were usually unwanted sons and daughters of nobles, who were despair ridden from gambling and drinking. Still, Nagash did not feel a pang of sympathy for them and was being taught by Dark Elves at the time, in the most sadistic evil way possible, by torturing the sacrificial victim with pain for hours or so before slitting their throat. Then again, it's not like he had a heart to begin with.		* Started out learning magic via sacrificing people. Although it was due to Nehekhara's desert lacking much of the winds of magic, and the people Nagash sacrificed were usually unwanted sons and daughters of nobles, who were despair ridden from gambling and drinking. Still, Nagash did not feel a pang of sympathy for them and was being taught by Dark Elves at the time, in the most sadistic evil way possible, through torturing the sacrificial victim with pain for hours or so before slitting their throat. Then again, it's not like he had a heart to begin with.
	* In order to dethrone his brother, Nagash made his city suffer by unleashing his magic to afflict the nobles with a plague, secretly disrupted the market ~~price~~ and used his servants to spread lies that these were punishments from the gods. When Nagash took the throne, he got rid of the plague and made the market prices go back to normal [[Just as Planned\|in a selfish publicity stunt]].		* In order to dethrone his brother Nagash made his city suffer by unleashing his magic to afflict the nobles with a plague, secretly disrupted the market prices, and used his servants to spread lies that these were punishments from the gods. When Nagash took the throne he got rid of the plague and made the market prices go back to normal [[Just as Planned\|in a selfish publicity stunt]].
	* Out ~~Betrayed~~ the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elves]], ~~whom~~ were one of the most evil ~~creatures~~ in the setting (besides the Skaven) and were far superior ~~than~~ the humans at that time (in terms of military, magic and economy). In ~~details,~~ the three dark elves were figuring out how to escape the pyramid Nagash had them trapped in, using the various books and knowledge they extorted from Nagash, while Nagash had to learn magic from them as soon as possible before the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elves]] made their escape. Not only did Nagash manage to master his own dark magic on a time crunch, he even caught up to the three dark elves at the pyramid exit, killing them in a heated magic duel. It was no easy task for Nagash at the time since the dark elves had withheld some of their arcane knowledge from Nagash, but Nagash still did it, the absolute mad man!		* Out betrayed the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elves]], who were one of the most evil races in the setting (besides the Skaven), and were far superior to the humans at that time (in terms of military, magic, and economy). In detail: the three dark elves were figuring out how to escape the pyramid Nagash had them trapped in, using the various books and knowledge they extorted from Nagash, while Nagash had to learn magic from them as soon as possible before the [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elves]] made their escape. Not only did Nagash manage to master his own dark magic in a time crunch, he even caught up to the three dark elves at the pyramid exit, killing them in a heated magic duel. It was no easy task for Nagash at the time since the dark elves had withheld some of their arcane knowledge from Nagash, but Nagash still did it, the absolute mad man!
	* During his first and last violent encounter with his brother ~~Thutep,~~ Nagash used his followers as meatshields, having them killed by Thutep's much superior bodyguard only to use their souls to power up his spell ~~and~~ cast on the guards in return. After all the bodyguards were dead, Nagash restrained his brother with magic, taunted him for his inability to move/use his Khopesh ~~while~~ sadistically ~~watching~~ his brother furiously trying to move his body, face red and tears flowing from his eyes. Note that this battle took place after Nagash had defeated his three [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elf]] mentors, which means he was exhausted in the aftermath and was still able to destroy his brother's forces, much respect.		* During his first, and last, violent encounter with his brother Thought Nagash used his followers as meatshields, having them killed by Thutep's much superior bodyguard only to use their souls to power up his spell he cast on the guards in return. After all the bodyguards were dead Nagash restrained his brother with magic, taunted him for his inability to move or use his Khopesh, and sadistically watched his brother furiously trying to move his body, face red and tears flowing from his eyes. Note that this battle took place after Nagash had defeated his three [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)\|Dark Elf]] mentors, which means he was exhausted in the aftermath and was still able to destroy his brother's forces, much respect.
	* Entombed his own brother alive and stole his wife, Neferem. Right before the entombment, Nagash even told Thutep about ~~him~~ claiming Neferem just to watch his painful and tormented expression for extra sadism. A century after when his skull was dug up, ~~it's~~ jaw position ~~suggests~~ Thutep died a painful yet slow death while screaming in agony.		* Entombed his own brother alive and stole his wife, Neferem. Right before the entombment, Nagash even told Thutep about his claiming Neferem just to watch his painful and tormented expression for extra sadism. A century after, when his skull was dug up, its jaw position suggested Thutep died a painful yet slow death while screaming in agony.
	* Nagash ~~has~~ always hated his father's Vizier: Ghazid, a wise man well known for his two watchful blue eyes, which he continued to serve Thutep with the same remarkable ability. The fact Khetep prevented him from being entombed beside him made it all the for unfortunate for the poor old man. Nagash had spared Ghazid after Thutep's death just so he could get kicked around by his underlings. Years of torment from Nagash's cruelty combining with aging has turned the once wiseman into a childlike senile old man. Having witnessed Sukhet's death and kept alive by the elixir (just a reminder it is made out of human blood and dark magic by the way), he continued to suffer while accompanying the equally tormented Neferem as living corpses until both finally died in Mahrak.		* Nagash had always hated his father's Vizier: Ghazid, a wise man well known for his two watchful blue eyes, with which he continued to serve Thutep with the same remarkable ability. The fact Khetep prevented him from being entombed beside him made it all the for unfortunate for the poor old man. Nagash had spared Ghazid after Thutep's death just so he could get kicked around by his underlings. Years of torment from Nagash's cruelty combining with aging has turned the once wiseman into a childlike senile old man. Having witnessed Sukhet's death and kept alive by the elixir (just a reminder it is made out of human blood and dark magic by the way), he continued to suffer while accompanying the equally tormented Neferem as living corpses until both finally died in Mahrak.
	* After taking the throne, Nagash married Neferem and was a cruel husband to her since she was but a trophy to be owned, a subject that does nothing but used to flaunt his massive ambitious ego at everyone. Her handmaidens fled in fear when he entered their room and at one point she got a look of stoic resignation and said "just get it over with", with it likely being sex. Her son '''Sukhet'''; who was also Nagash's nephew was poorly treated as well. He was to be kept locked in a dirty storage room under the palace with the former Vizier Ghazid, separated from his mother. Because on top of being a kinslayer, a usurper and an evil wizard, he was a domestic abuser and a rapist.		* After taking the throne, Nagash married Neferem and was a cruel husband to her since she was but a trophy to be owned, a subject that does nothing but used to flaunt his massive ambitious ego at everyone. Her handmaidens fled in fear when he entered their room and at one point she got a look of stoic resignation and said "just get it over with", with it likely being sex. Her son '''Sukhet'''; who was also Nagash's nephew was poorly treated as well. He was to be kept locked in a dirty storage room under the palace with the former Vizier Ghazid, separated from his mother. Because on top of being a kinslayer, a usurper and an evil wizard, he was a domestic abuser and a rapist.
	** At a court meeting with Lahmian King Lamasheptra (the brother of Neferem), Nagash shamelessly used Neferem and her son as hostages in order to demand more slaves (1,000 slaves per month!) for his ''literally'' goddamned pyramid in exchange for a short meeting with one of them at a time. Unfortunately for Nagash, his scheme failed when both of them came from the dark and met each other for the first time in 10 years in front of various great city ambassadors. Their meeting moved Lamasheptra and other guests, but not a cold motherfucker like Nagash, who then proceed to murdered Sukhet out of anger as well as to secure his throne from any potential heir and made an elixir out of him. After that, Nagash appeared before Neferem, making a mocking promise to never harm Sukhet and telling her, she is free to stay by his side or end her life with the aforementioned elixir in disguised as a poison. [[grimdark\|Now lets recap. It's already fucked up that Neferem wishes to kill herself, but instead she humiliated herself into drinking her son, yet at the same time she was unknowingly turned into Nagash's immortal slave.]] That's some 400 IQ evil play right there Nagash.		** At a court meeting with Lahmian King Lamasheptra (the brother of Neferem), Nagash shamelessly used Neferem and her son as hostages in order to demand more slaves (1,000 slaves per month!) for his ''literally'' goddamned pyramid in exchange for a short meeting with one of them at a time. Unfortunately for Nagash, his scheme failed when both of them came from the dark and met each other for the first time in 10 years in front of various great city ambassadors. Their meeting moved Lamasheptra and other guests, but not a cold motherfucker like Nagash, who then proceed to murdered Sukhet out of anger as well as to secure his throne from any potential heir and made an elixir out of him. After that, Nagash appeared before Neferem, making a mocking promise to never harm Sukhet and telling her, she is free to stay by his side or end her life with the aforementioned elixir in disguised as a poison. [[grimdark\|Now lets recap. It's already fucked up that Neferem wishes to kill herself, but instead she humiliated herself into drinking her son, yet at the same time she was unknowingly turned into Nagash's immortal slave.]] That's some 400 IQ evil play right there Nagash.

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	==Early life==		==Early life==
	Nagash was the firstborn son of King Khetep of Khemri. Unlike most places, in Nehekhara the firstborn sons of the royal family were given to the temples and the second sons became kings. Before he was forced to joined the Mortuary Cult, Nagash joined a Nehekharan war against Lizardmen who were attacking Lybaras. The Khemrian army was led by his father Khetep, but after Khetep fell ill during the campaign Nagash took command. He relentlessly pursued his father's campaign until the Lizardmen leader was finally killed in action. After that, Nagash ruled the city of Rasetra (which Khetep had used as a strategic point against the Lizardmen) as a king for 6 months while his father recovered. At which point Khetep left the city of Rasetra to one of his generals and gave Nagash to the Mortuary Cult. For unknown reasons, Khetep covered up Nagash's brief period of rulership, rewriting history to call Nagash a "brave warrior" and nothing more. It was Nagash first taste of rulership, and the first time he had it ripped from his grasp.		Nagash was the firstborn son of King Khetep of Khemri. Unlike most places, in Nehekhara the firstborn sons of the royal family were given to the temples and the second sons became kings. Before he was forced to joined the Mortuary Cult, Nagash joined a Nehekharan war against Lizardmen who were attacking Lybaras. The Khemrian army was led by his father Khetep, but after Khetep fell ill during the campaign Nagash took command. He relentlessly pursued his father's campaign until the Lizardmen leader was finally killed in action. After that, Nagash ruled the city of [[Rasetra]] (which Khetep had used as a strategic point against the Lizardmen) as a king for 6 months while his father recovered. At which point Khetep left the city of Rasetra to one of his generals and gave Nagash to the Mortuary Cult. For unknown reasons, Khetep covered up Nagash's brief period of rulership, rewriting history to call Nagash a "brave warrior" and nothing more. It was Nagash first taste of rulership, and the first time he had it ripped from his grasp.

	As a Mortuary Priest, Nagash was brilliant and quickly rose to become its High Priest. Nagash at that time was able to accurately predicted Morrslieb's sighting, a feat no other priests were able to accomplish. Like all Mortuary Priests, he was searching for a means to achieve immortality at the command of the by then (oh irony!) long-dead [[Settra the Imperishable]]. Unlike most Mortuary Priests, Nagash hated his job and craved greater magical power and king, lamenting that in every other nation he knew of firstborn sons took the throne. One day he saw the hot chick his brother was betrothed to, feeling sexual attraction for the first time in his life. He sought to steal her from his brother (note: Nagash merely saw her as a trophy, not a person to adore or treasure), and failed horribly. Knowing she would've been his if not for the royal traditions and priests' traditional celibacy, Nagash decided enough was enough for him. It was time to act (read: scheme)!		As a Mortuary Priest, Nagash was brilliant and quickly rose to become its High Priest. Nagash at that time was able to accurately predicted Morrslieb's sighting, a feat no other priests were able to accomplish. Like all Mortuary Priests, he was searching for a means to achieve immortality at the command of the by then (oh irony!) long-dead [[Settra the Imperishable]]. Unlike most Mortuary Priests, Nagash hated his job and craved greater magical power and king, lamenting that in every other nation he knew of firstborn sons took the throne. One day he saw the hot chick his brother was betrothed to, feeling sexual attraction for the first time in his life. He sought to steal her from his brother (note: Nagash merely saw her as a trophy, not a person to adore or treasure), and failed horribly. Knowing she would've been his if not for the royal traditions and priests' traditional celibacy, Nagash decided enough was enough for him. It was time to act (read: scheme)!

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	Image:Nagash.jpg\|Old school Nagash art. ([[Mark Gibbons\|MG]])		Image:Nagash.jpg\|Old school Nagash art. ([[Mark Gibbons\|MG]])
	Image:Nagash White Dwarf 2.png\|Just when you thought you had convinced the Dwarfs not to bring 6 cannons, they get justification for it.		Image:Nagash White Dwarf 2.png\|Just when you thought you had convinced the Dwarfs not to bring 6 cannons, they get justification for it.
	Image:Nagash's_return.jpg\|Fuck mortality		Image:Nagash's_return.jpg\|Fuck mortality...also morality
	File:Uncle_Nagash.jpg\|"I WANT '''YOU''' FOR UNDEAD LEGION"		File:Uncle_Nagash.jpg\|"I WANT '''YOU''' FOR UNDEAD LEGION"
	Image:Settra V Nagash Dawn of Boner.jpg\|The Tomb Kings undergo a... management dispute.		Image:Settra V Nagash Dawn of Boner.jpg\|The Tomb Kings undergo a... management dispute.

2601:1C0:4500:A540:EDEB:861A:D4A:E677 at 09:38, 11 February 2023

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	40K has [[Erebus]], and Fantasy/Age of Sigmar has this asshole.		40K has [[Erebus]], and Fantasy/Age of Sigmar has this asshole.

	'''Nagash''' the Undying, also known as '''kreekar-gan''' (translation; The Burning Man) by the Skaven, Skelepope and Big Bone Daddy, is the <s>god of overly giant hats</s> first [[Necromancer]] and arguably the second <s>most evil character</s> <s>biggest asshole</s> most evil badass asshole character to ever curse the [[Warhammer Fantasy]] world. Ever. ~~After~~ the Chaos Gods and [[Matthew Ward]] ~~of course~~.		'''Nagash''' the Undying, also known as '''kreekar-gan''' (translation; The Burning Man) by the Skaven, Skelepope and Big Bone Daddy, is the <s>god of overly giant hats</s> first [[Necromancer]] and arguably the second <s>most evil character</s> <s>biggest asshole</s> most evil badass asshole Mortal character to ever curse the [[Warhammer Fantasy]] world. Ever. How he ranks compared to the the Chaos Gods and [[Matthew Ward]] we leave as an exercise for the readers.

	Nagash has zero redeeming factors and was an obvious sociopath from day one (more on that below). His favourite food is chocolate ganache.		Nagash has zero redeeming factors and was an obvious sociopath from day one (more on that below). His favourite food is chocolate ganache.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 05:32, 5 February 2023

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	[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]		[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]

	<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'> ~~THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE~~!<br>- Nagash ~~bitching at Sigmar and co~~.'''</span></div>		<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'>FEAR ME AND MY SKELETAL APPENDAGES!<br>- Nagash overcompensating with his top hat.'''</span></div>


	{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}		{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}
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	==[[Age of Sigmar]]==		==[[Age of Sigmar]]==
			{{Topquote\|THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!\|Nagash bitching at Sigmar and co}}
	{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}		{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: I see where you're coming from. However, if we do plan to put that quote specifically in, than I need to come up with a replacement quote for that god quote. I may need to think on what to replace though.

2023-02-05T05:28:39Z

I see where you're coming from. However, if we do plan to put that quote specifically in, than I need to come up with a replacement quote for that god quote. I may need to think on what to replace though.

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	{{sick\|The biggest douchebag in the entire setting, give or take the Chaos Gods.}}		{{sick\|The biggest douchebag in the entire setting is him & give or take the Chaos Gods.}}

	[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]		[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]

			<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'> THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!<br>- Nagash bitching at Sigmar and co.'''</span></div>

	{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}		{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}
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	==[[Age of Sigmar]]==		==[[Age of Sigmar]]==

	<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'> THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!<br>- Nagash bitching at Sigmar and co.'''</span></div>

	{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}		{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}

1d4chan>Lord Grievous: I think that quote is still better served preceding the AoS section specifically

2023-02-05T04:37:22Z

I think that quote is still better served preceding the AoS section specifically

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	{{sick\|The biggest douchebag in the entire setting ~~is him &~~ give or take the Chaos Gods.}}		{{sick\|The biggest douchebag in the entire setting, give or take the Chaos Gods.}}

	[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]		[[File:Age Nagash.jpg\|right\|600px\|thumb\|What an [[Assholetep\|asshole]] and a colossal skeletal dickhead.]]

	<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'> THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!<br>- Nagash bitching at Sigmar and co.'''</span></div>

	{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}		{{Topquote\|If you won't '''bow''' before a sultan, '''THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER!!!'''\|Jafar, Aladdin}}
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	==[[Age of Sigmar]]==		==[[Age of Sigmar]]==

			<div style="text-align:left;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:italic;font-style:bold;font-family:MS Gothic;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:teal;font-size:100%'> THOSE SOULS ARE MINE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!<br>- Nagash bitching at Sigmar and co.'''</span></div>

	{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}		{{Topquote\|'''KING KONG, AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!''' That’s right, that’s right. Shit, I don’t, fuck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.\|Nagash shortly before getting rekt by rats. Again}}

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	Image:Nagash.jpg\|Old school Nagash art. ([[Mark Gibbons\|MG]])		Image:Nagash.jpg\|Old school Nagash art. ([[Mark Gibbons\|MG]])
	Image:Nagash White Dwarf 2.png\|Just when you thought you had convinced the Dwarfs not to bring 6 cannons, they get justification for it.		Image:Nagash White Dwarf 2.png\|Just when you thought you had convinced the Dwarfs not to bring 6 cannons, they get justification for it.
	Image:Nagash's_return.jpg\|Fuck mortality		Image:Nagash's_return.jpg\|Fuck mortality...also morality
	File:Uncle_Nagash.jpg\|"I WANT '''YOU''' FOR UNDEAD LEGION"		File:Uncle_Nagash.jpg\|"I WANT '''YOU''' FOR UNDEAD LEGION"
	Image:Settra V Nagash Dawn of Boner.jpg\|The Tomb Kings undergo a... management dispute.		Image:Settra V Nagash Dawn of Boner.jpg\|The Tomb Kings undergo a... management dispute.