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	[[Image:Neutronium_golem_page.png\|thumb\|right\|Oh God]]		[[Image:Neutronium_golem_page.png\|thumb\|right\|Oh God]]
	A '''Neutronium golem''' is the monster that /tg/ whips out when two people are comparing dick sizes with prestige classes and obscure splatbooks, like [[Pun-Pun]], and someone wants to say "oh yeah? well infinity plus one!". Neutronium golems will fuck your shit up, mostly because they will fuck up the solar system just by BEING THERE.		Spawned from the cursed [[Immortal's Handbook]], a '''Neutronium golem''' is the monster that /tg/ whips out when two people are comparing dick sizes with prestige classes and obscure splatbooks, like [[Pun-Pun]], and someone wants to say "oh yeah? well infinity plus one!". Neutronium golems will fuck your shit up, mostly because they will fuck up the solar system just by BEING THERE.

	These bastards will divide by zero [[what\|AS AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY]].		These bastards will divide by zero [[what\|AS AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY]].

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	[[Image:Neutronium_golem_page.png\|thumb\|right\|Oh God]]		[[Image:Neutronium_golem_page.png\|thumb\|right\|Oh God]]
	A '''Neutronium golem''' is the monster that /tg/ whips out when two people are comparing dick sizes with prestige classes and obscure splatbooks, like [[Pun-Pun]], and someone wants to say "oh yeah? well infinity plus one!". Neutronium golems will fuck your shit up, mostly because they will fuck up the solar system just by BEING THERE.		A '''Neutronium golem''' is the monster that /tg/ whips out when two people are comparing dick sizes with prestige classes and obscure splatbooks, like [[Pun-Pun]], and someone wants to say "oh yeah? well infinity plus one!". Neutronium golems will fuck your shit up, mostly because they will fuck up the solar system just by BEING THERE.

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	\|colspan=2 \| ''A ball of blistering heat surrounding this automaton is palpable. At its centre you can discern a dark grey humanoid shape, only slightly taller than a human, but proportionally built like a stocky dwarf. The surface of the figure is featureless, and seems to bubble and ripple as if constantly boiling.		\|colspan=2 \| ''A ball of blistering heat surrounding this automaton is palpable. At its centre you can discern a dark grey humanoid shape, only slightly taller than a human, but proportionally built like a stocky dwarf. The surface of the figure is featureless, and seems to bubble and ripple as if constantly boiling.
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			For some reason, the method of working out bonus hit points aren't included in the Immortals Handbook, so how the bonus 1,966,080 hit points came about are unknown.

	=== Combat ===		=== Combat ===

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	These bastards will divide by zero [[what\|AS AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY]].		These bastards will divide by zero [[what\|AS AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY]].

			But hey, at least there aren't rules for a Neutronium Colossus. Well, not yet at least.

	== The official text ==		== The official text ==

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	=== Combat ===		=== Combat ===
	A neutronium golem is an all but invincible opponent, and is generally powerful enough to deal with even multiple cosmic-level threats simultaneously, or at the very least delay them until a time lord arrives to investigate the disturbance. Even approaching a neutronium golem is extremely hazardous for all but the most resilient opponents. Those struck by a neutralizer's powerful fists are often disintegrated with a single blow, their remains briefly decorating the construct's body before being incinerated and crushed to infinitesimal fragments by the unrelenting heat and gravity. A typical punch (averaging 225,526 damage) is fully capable of destroying a planet (an Earth-sized planet would have roughly 122,880 hp).		A neutronium golem is an all but invincible opponent, and is generally powerful enough to deal with even multiple cosmic-level threats simultaneously, or at the very least delay them until a time lord arrives to investigate the disturbance. Even approaching a neutronium golem is extremely hazardous for all but the most resilient opponents. Those struck by a neutralizer's powerful fists are often disintegrated with a single blow, their remains briefly decorating the construct's body before being incinerated and crushed to infinitesimal fragments by the unrelenting heat and gravity. A typical punch (averaging 225,526 damage) is fully capable of destroying a planet (an Earth-sized planet would have roughly 122,880 hp, raising the question of what would happen if 12,000 peasants each stabbed the earth with a knife 12 times).

	'''Accretion (Ex)''': Anyone striking a neutronium golem must make a DC 461 Strength check as an immediate action to be able to retrieve their weapon (or appendage) from the automaton's surface following each and every attack. The save DC is Strength-based.		'''Accretion (Ex)''': Anyone striking a neutronium golem must make a DC 461 Strength check as an immediate action to be able to retrieve their weapon (or appendage) from the automaton's surface following each and every attack. The save DC is Strength-based.

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Description

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	A neutronium golem does not speak.		A neutronium golem does not speak.



	~~If only the author had taken sphere of annihilation and time stop into account he would have realized that with dragonform [red, gold, or other fire subtype]~~
	~~or a fire immunity spell cast by say a druid this ''cosmic defender would be fish food to couple of sub epic level characters~~

	=== Stat Block for D&D 3e ===		=== Stat Block for D&D 3e ===

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Description: Minor typo

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	If ~~onely~~ the author had taken sphere of annihilation and time stop into account he would have realized that with dragonform [red, gold, or other fire subtype]		If only the author had taken sphere of annihilation and time stop into account he would have realized that with dragonform [red, gold, or other fire subtype]
	or a fire immunity spell cast by say a druid this ''cosmic defender would be fish food to couple of sub epic level characters		or a fire immunity spell cast by say a druid this ''cosmic defender would be fish food to couple of sub epic level characters

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Description

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	A neutronium golem does not speak.		A neutronium golem does not speak.



			If onely the author had taken sphere of annihilation and time stop into account he would have realized that with dragonform [red, gold, or other fire subtype]
			or a fire immunity spell cast by say a druid this ''cosmic defender would be fish food to couple of sub epic level characters

	=== Stat Block for D&D 3e ===		=== Stat Block for D&D 3e ===