Ogre Kingdoms - Revision history

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	As unlikely as it was, even minor background character Shrewd Fulg was able to make an indirect appearance, as his tribe, simply called "Fulg" as a shortening of "Tribe of Shrewd Fulg" appears as a minor faction. In an un-Ogre-like way, Shrewd Fulg doesn't lead his own armies in battle, being old and hunchbacked. Instead, his henchman Targog acts as the face you speak to during negotiations and war.		As unlikely as it was, even minor background character Shrewd Fulg was able to make an indirect appearance, as his tribe, simply called "Fulg" as a shortening of "Tribe of Shrewd Fulg" appears as a minor faction. In an un-Ogre-like way, Shrewd Fulg doesn't lead his own armies in battle, being old and hunchbacked. Instead, his henchman Targog acts as the face you speak to during negotiations and war.

	Total War also revealed that a civilization of intelligent, multicolored, talking ponies lived in a hidden valley within the Ogre Kingdoms~~, inspired by My Little Pony~~. ~~They don't even make~~ an ~~appearance as models in the game~~, ~~their entire civilization is immediately butchered and devoured by~~ the ~~Ogres~~ in ~~a special encounter~~.		Total War also revealed that [[My Little Pony\|a civilization of intelligent, multicolored, talking ponies]] lived in a hidden valley within the Ogre Kingdoms. This is revealed in an event where your lord rounds them all up and butchers them, proving that Ogres are truly the greatest race in the Warhammer world.

	==Misc Fluff==		==Misc Fluff==

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	** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!		** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!
	* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.		* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.
	* Broadly speaking Ogres are smart enough to understand the "How" of basic tasks, but are too stupid to wonder "why"? If an Ogre sees a Goblin about, hit on the head and you have a snack. A Gnoblar that does stuff for an ogre will typically be spared a club to the noggin and might be tossed some scraps. Why do this? Goblins cause trouble, Gnoblars will do stuff for you. That's all their blunt minds can understand and they won't/can't think deeper on it. Big Abstract ideas like Morality go just over their heads: you like yer mates 'cause they're yer mates and the biggest fattest ogre can bash your brains if you don't do what he says.		* Broadly speaking Ogres are smart enough to understand the "How" of basic tasks, but are too stupid to wonder "why"? They can build carts to help them schlep their stuff around, but they'd never ponder why rotating round bits makes things move better. If an Ogre sees a Goblin about, hit on the head and you have a snack. A Gnoblar that does stuff for an ogre will typically be spared a club to the noggin and might be tossed some scraps. Why do this? Goblins cause trouble, Gnoblars will do stuff for you. That's all their blunt minds can understand and they won't/can't think deeper on it. Big Abstract ideas like Morality or Grand causes go just over their heads: you like yer mates 'cause they're yer mates and as the biggest fattest ogre can bash your brains if you don't do what he says you follow his orders.

	==Crunch(ing and Biting)==		==Crunch(ing and Biting)==

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	** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!		** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!
	* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.		* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.
	* Broadly speaking Ogres are smart enough to understand the "How" of basic tasks, but are too stupid to wonder "why"? If an Ogre sees a Goblin about, hit on the head and you have a snack. A Gnoblar that does stuff for an ogre will typically be spared a club to the noggin and might be tossed some scraps. Goblins cause trouble, Gnoblars will do stuff for you.		* Broadly speaking Ogres are smart enough to understand the "How" of basic tasks, but are too stupid to wonder "why"? If an Ogre sees a Goblin about, hit on the head and you have a snack. A Gnoblar that does stuff for an ogre will typically be spared a club to the noggin and might be tossed some scraps. Why do this? Goblins cause trouble, Gnoblars will do stuff for you. That's all their blunt minds can understand and they won't/can't think deeper on it. Big Abstract ideas like Morality go just over their heads: you like yer mates 'cause they're yer mates and the biggest fattest ogre can bash your brains if you don't do what he says.

	==Crunch(ing and Biting)==		==Crunch(ing and Biting)==

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	** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!		** Between cultural/religious and biological reasons, being disemboweled is considered the worst possible way to die for ogres; Ogres only die when all their guts finish pouring out of the stomach wound, and ogres have ''lots and lots and lots'' of intestines, so it's a slow, irreversible, and incredibly painful process. Even watching another ogre get disemboweled can cause a reaction similar to men watching another man getting his balls slowly crushed. Gutplates prevent this (for the most part), so Gut Up, young bull!
	* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.		* It's possible that the Halflings and Ogres were meant to be companion species in a similar manner to Kroxigors and Skinks. While there are exceptions, members of the two races have an uncanny tendency to get along when they meet. After the depature of the Old Ones left the two species in seperate geographic locations, the Ogres started taking on Gnoblars as their protectorates, which could be related to their affinity with Halflings through the Ogres trying to fill in the void caused by their missing companions with an inferior substitute.
			* Broadly speaking Ogres are smart enough to understand the "How" of basic tasks, but are too stupid to wonder "why"? If an Ogre sees a Goblin about, hit on the head and you have a snack. A Gnoblar that does stuff for an ogre will typically be spared a club to the noggin and might be tossed some scraps. Goblins cause trouble, Gnoblars will do stuff for you.

	==Crunch(ing and Biting)==		==Crunch(ing and Biting)==

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	[[File:F8eadd7a4470a5bc529656620e73680f.png\|thumb\|right\|350px\|A bunch of lards being dudes.]]		[[File:F8eadd7a4470a5bc529656620e73680f.png\|thumb\|right\|350px\|A bunch of lards being dudes.]]
			{{Topquote\|Welcome to Flavortown.\| Guy Fieri}}
	{{Topquote\|The gluttons dig their own graves with their teeth.\|James Howell}}		{{Topquote\|The gluttons dig their own graves with their teeth.\|James Howell}}
	{{Topquote\|I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.\|The average Ogre order when they go out to eat}}		{{Topquote\|I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.\|The average Ogre order when they go out to eat}}

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	===[[Age of Sigmar]]===		===[[Age of Sigmar]]===
	Now named "Ogors" (because ~~copyright~~), they exist in the mortal realms as the [[Ogor Mawtribes]]. They are largely the same, barring the division of units into “Gutbusters” (on-foot regular ogres and gnoblars) and “Beastclaw Raiders” (hunters and snowy monsters).		Now named "Ogors" (because trademark), they exist in the mortal realms as the [[Ogor Mawtribes]]. They are largely the same, barring the division of units into “Gutbusters” (on-foot regular ogres and gnoblars) and “Beastclaw Raiders” (hunters and snowy monsters).

	==Regions==		==Regions==

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	Blood Bowl Lady Ogres.jpg\|Lady Ogres in Blood Bowl. EXTRA THICC		Blood Bowl Lady Ogres.jpg\|Lady Ogres in Blood Bowl. EXTRA THICC
	WarhammerOgreGF.png\|A wandering female Maneater serving as a bodyguard falls for her liege.		WarhammerOgreGF.png\|A wandering female Maneater serving as a bodyguard falls for her liege.
			OgreWomenLoveCathayanFood.jpg
	</gallery>		</gallery>

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	[[File:F8eadd7a4470a5bc529656620e73680f.png\|thumb\|right\|350px\|A bunch of lards being dudes.]]		[[File:F8eadd7a4470a5bc529656620e73680f.png\|thumb\|right\|350px\|A bunch of lards being dudes.]]
			{{Topquote\|Welcome to Flavortown.\| Guy Fieri}}
	{{Topquote\|The gluttons dig their own graves with their teeth.\|James Howell}}		{{Topquote\|The gluttons dig their own graves with their teeth.\|James Howell}}
	{{Topquote\|I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.\|The average Ogre order when they go out to eat}}		{{Topquote\|I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.\|The average Ogre order when they go out to eat}}