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Hermetic Beurocracy

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	Due to years of hard-fought knowledge and the hilariously arrogant idea of WE WUZ KANGS being a central tenet of their philosophy, the Order of Hermes are seemingly obsessed with being the most rigidly organized of all traditions, thanks to centuries of their use becoming less an easy way to identify a superior and more a way to organize their myriad houses and make them feel like they're in charge of their own little kingdoms.		Due to years of hard-fought knowledge and the hilariously arrogant idea of WE WUZ KANGS being a central tenet of their philosophy, the Order of Hermes are seemingly obsessed with being the most rigidly organized of all traditions, thanks to centuries of their use becoming less an easy way to identify a superior and more a way to organize their myriad houses and make them feel like they're in charge of their own little kingdoms.

	All are subject to a long creed known as the Code of Hermes, which governs most of their actions and demands that knowledge returns to the Hermetics if found, that you will gain apprentices, and that you will be an ally to the Order even if you don't like the other Houses, don't peek on what other Mages are doing, and don't fuck things up by drawing unwanted attention. After that, a prospective Mage is dropped straight into their byzantine politics.		All are subject to a long creed known as the Code of Hermes, which governs most of their actions and demands that knowledge returns to the Hermetics if found, that you will gain apprentices, and that you will be an ally to the Order even if you don't like the other Houses, don't peek on what other Mages are doing, and don't fuck things up by drawing unwanted attention. After that, a prospective Mage, usually pulled from the ranks of traditional academia, is dropped straight into their byzantine politics by way of their Master. All Hermetics at one point had a single master who drops the mother of all college courses in Hermetic magic straight down on their heads without pity or remorse for what transpires, and gets the Neophyte ready for the unforgiving and often extremely unfair life of a Mage. The intent of this is to make an Awakening an extremely gradual process rather than a single defining moment.

	=== Ranks of Wizardry ===		=== Ranks of Wizardry ===
	The Order's understanding of heirarchy is packed in deep by choice, and goes ~~deep~~.		The Order's understanding of heirarchy is packed in deep by choice, and goes through a number of degrees that can be boiled down as such:
			* '''1st through 3rd Degrees: Neophyte, Zelator, and Practicus:''' The bitch boy. You get browbeaten, forced to study for long hours and get yelled at for being a fuckup until you Awaken by getting the third degree. It is important to note that only after by gaining your first rank in Forces that you actively leave the "get me my coffee you sniveling ape of an apprentice" stage of your Hermetic training.
			* '''4th and 5th Degrees - The Initiates:''' 4th and 5th degree Hermetics are fully awakened and have a good understanding of the Hermetic ways of Magic, but are still ''very'' new to all this, and so do not escape occasionally being yelled at by their superiors, but they're Awakened and are therefor people in the eyes of the average Hermetic.
			* '''6th and 7th Degrees - The Adepts:''' It is by the 6th Degree (measured by your third rank in any Sphere) that you are generally expected to take on an Apprentice, and begin the time honored tradition of yelling at your Apprentice for breathing wrong. You've earned it.
			* '''8th and 9th Degrees - The Magisters:''' Those with mastery in any one sphere become Magisters, and generally are either running smaller Houses or are in the direct line of succession for one of the larger ones, and are probably tasked with the upkeep of their House' Horizon Realm and the conducting of research. These guys get to yell at the Adepts.
			* '''10th Degree - Oracleship:''' You've either ascended or have become so enlightened you are the ultimate wizard. As with most Traditions, if you're here, you're probably not interacting much with Earthly concerns at all and are personally trying to mug Reality itself for it's keys somewhere in an extradimensional chantry, and of course, you can now yell at everybody below you for being such a fucking casual.

	=== Houses ===		=== Houses ===

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 The '''Order of Hermes''' are the closest you will get to the stereotypical Wizard in [[Mage: The Ascension]]. And for good reason, since they literally shaped the western idea of Magic, with all the trappings of such (including the pedantry, arrogance, and haughtiness). They're infamously disciplinarian and rigid in structure, with several "Houses" fighting for control. They, unsurprisingly, tend to fuck up quite a bit. This includes when what would become the [[Tremere]] Vampires split off from them, and how they essentially forced the Technocracy into existence by being top dog for so long.
-A lot of the terminology and paradigm for the Order is ripped word-for-word from [[Ars Magica]], which may or may not share a universe with the [[World of Darkness]], depending on the edition you're playing.
+A lot of the terminology and paradigm for the Order, specifically that Man has a spark of the divine with in him, is ripped word-for-word from [[Ars Magica]], which may or may not share a universe with the [[World of Darkness]], depending on the edition you're playing.
-==Houses==
+== History ==
 As you can imagine, a globe spanning millennia-old conspiracy that has literally reality-warping levels of egotism as an entry requirement can get pretty out of control. Luckily, the Hermetic love politics and structure almost as much as they love magic itself. As a result, the House structure divides the Order into [[Splat|subfactions]] based on political interests and magical praxis.

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Houses

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	- '''House Quaesitori''' is the Order's judges and, with the destruction of House Janissary, its internal police too. As you can tell by the number of splinter cells, double agents, and secret traitors in the order, they aren't actually all that great at their job. They are devoted to the ideal of justice, bless their hearts, but still throw a hissy fit when the [[Euthanatos]] try to do their job for them.		- '''House Quaesitori''' is the Order's judges and, with the destruction of House Janissary, its internal police too. As you can tell by the number of splinter cells, double agents, and secret traitors in the order, they aren't actually all that great at their job. They are devoted to the ideal of justice, bless their hearts, but still throw a hissy fit when the [[Euthanatos]] try to do their job for them.

	- '''House Shaea''' are Truenamers. Wait no, come back! Not [[Truenamer\|that kind of Truenamer]]! They are specialists in the essential names of things, being experts in spirit binding and the mysticism of the ancient Egyptians, who believed that the name was an essential component of the soul. They're also disproportionately female, ~~for some reason~~.		- '''House Shaea''' are Truenamers. Wait no, come back! Not [[Truenamer\|that kind of Truenamer]]! They are specialists in the essential names of things, being experts in spirit binding and the mysticism of the ancient Egyptians, who believed that the name was an essential component of the soul. They're also disproportionately female, due to their links with the cult of Isis.

	- '''House Tytalus''' focuses on the Awakened Will above all else, exalting hardship so as to train its adherents to better remake reality in their image. As you can imagine, this makes them come off as overbearingly machiavellian, even by Order standards. They were pretty much perpetually politically ascendant until a couple of their members decided to commit the ultimate betrayal of their ideology: subordinating their wills to some [[Vampire: The Masquerade\|vampires]], kicking off the Second Massasa War and severely wounding the House's reputation, because apparently Hermetics never learn their fucking lesson.		- '''House Tytalus''' focuses on the Awakened Will above all else, exalting hardship so as to train its adherents to better remake reality in their image. As you can imagine, this makes them come off as overbearingly machiavellian, even by Order standards. They were pretty much perpetually politically ascendant until a couple of their members decided to commit the ultimate betrayal of their ideology: subordinating their wills to some [[Vampire: The Masquerade\|vampires]], kicking off the Second Massasa War and severely wounding the House's reputation, because apparently Hermetics never learn their fucking lesson.

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	- '''House Tharsis''' had its heyday during the Age of Exploration. These weather wizards and pragmatic sailing techniques were the golden boys of the Order when the high seas were the biggest frontier of the Ascension War. Sadly, the House was gutted after its leaders infernalist leanings were revealed to the world.		- '''House Tharsis''' had its heyday during the Age of Exploration. These weather wizards and pragmatic sailing techniques were the golden boys of the Order when the high seas were the biggest frontier of the Ascension War. Sadly, the House was gutted after its leaders infernalist leanings were revealed to the world.

	- '''House Thig''' was the unholy lovechild of the Order and the [[Virtual Adepts]], channeling their magic through modern tech and manipulating the wired world. While unpopular with the older crowd, they were still on their way up until the Revised Metaplot kicked them in the dick and forced them to merge with House ~~Verditus~~.		- '''House Thig''' was the unholy lovechild of the Order and the [[Virtual Adepts]], channeling their magic through modern tech and manipulating the wired world. While unpopular with the older crowd, they were still on their way up until the Revised Metaplot kicked them in the dick and forced them to merge with House Verditius.

	- Learn more about those fuckers in '''House Tremere''' [[Tremere\|here]].		- Learn more about those fuckers in '''House Tremere''' [[Tremere\|here]].

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	- '''House Tytalus''' focuses on the Awakened Will above all else, exalting hardship so as to train its adherents to better remake reality in their image. As you can imagine, this makes them come off as overbearingly machiavellian, even by Order standards. They were pretty much perpetually politically ascendant until a couple of their members decided to commit the ultimate betrayal of their ideology: subordinating their wills to some [[Vampire: The Masquerade\|vampires]], kicking off the Second Massasa War and severely wounding the House's reputation, because apparently Hermetics never learn their fucking lesson.		- '''House Tytalus''' focuses on the Awakened Will above all else, exalting hardship so as to train its adherents to better remake reality in their image. As you can imagine, this makes them come off as overbearingly machiavellian, even by Order standards. They were pretty much perpetually politically ascendant until a couple of their members decided to commit the ultimate betrayal of their ideology: subordinating their wills to some [[Vampire: The Masquerade\|vampires]], kicking off the Second Massasa War and severely wounding the House's reputation, because apparently Hermetics never learn their fucking lesson.

	- The wondermakers and enchanters of the Order, poor '''House ~~Verditus~~''' has a messy and tempestuous history. One of the founding Hermetic Houses, the Verditii provided much of the material wealth of the Order from their superlative craftsmanship. Unfortunate, it was also the incubator for the Hermetic heresy thay would grow into the Craftmasons, who went on to found the Order of Reason and, well... the rest is history. By the Industrial Revolution, the other Houses decided that their brand of "olde tyme master blacksmithe magicke" still resembled too much of their enemy's techniques for comfort and stripped them of their political power. It was only recently that the Lesser House emerged and combined with the shattered remnants of its spiritual successor, House Thig, that it regained its place among the Major Houses.		- The wondermakers and enchanters of the Order, poor '''House Verditius''' has a messy and tempestuous history. One of the founding Hermetic Houses, the Verditii provided much of the material wealth of the Order from their superlative craftsmanship. Unfortunate, it was also the incubator for the Hermetic heresy thay would grow into the Craftmasons, who went on to found the Order of Reason and, well... the rest is history. By the Industrial Revolution, the other Houses decided that their brand of "olde tyme master blacksmithe magicke" still resembled too much of their enemy's techniques for comfort and stripped them of their political power. It was only recently that the Lesser House emerged and combined with the shattered remnants of its spiritual successor, House Thig, that it regained its place among the Major Houses.

	===Lesser Houses===		===Lesser Houses===

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	- Learn more about those fuckers in '''House Tremere''' [[Tremere\|here]].		- Learn more about those fuckers in '''House Tremere''' [[Tremere\|here]].

	- '''House Validas''' were big adherents of the "God the watchmaker" school of thought, and as such were pretty good at divination. They also turned out to be infernalists like Tharsus, so they got purged. They might actually still exist somewhere in England as an obsure Nephandi sect.		- '''House Validas''' were big adherents of the "God the watchmaker" school of thought, and as such were pretty good at divination. They also turned out to be infernalists like Tharsus, so they got purged. They might actually still exist somewhere in England as an obsure [[Nephandi]] sect.

	- '''House Zirach''' was the house that took over study of "Ars Cupidae", the Art of Desire. Predictably, the House was sitting pretty until someone found out that it was full of rapists and hellfire clubs, at which point it was purged.		- '''House Zirach''' was the house that took over study of "Ars Cupidae", the Art of Desire. Predictably, the House was sitting pretty until someone found out that it was full of rapists and hellfire clubs, at which point it was purged.

	{{WoD-Traditions}}		{{WoD-Traditions}}

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	- '''House Golo''' is notable for being probably the shortest-lived of all Houses, only existing for about 17 years. It all formed around this guy who got obsessed with an Arabian physics textbook called the ''Kitab al-Alacir'', which he used to build [[magitek]]. Then his airship blew up and his followers scattered. Despite its short run, it was basically responsible for laying the groundwork for the modern day [[Sons of Ether]]. Go figure.		- '''House Golo''' is notable for being probably the shortest-lived of all Houses, only existing for about 17 years. It all formed around this guy who got obsessed with an Arabian physics textbook called the ''Kitab al-Alacir'', which he used to build [[magitek]]. Then his airship blew up and his followers scattered. Despite its short run, it was basically responsible for laying the groundwork for the modern day [[Sons of Ether]]. Go figure.

	- Who watches the watchmen? Maybe someone should have asked that before the whole fucking debacle with '''House Janissary''' happened. They used to be the internal police and enforcers if the Order. Then some snoopy [[Euthanatos]] discovered that their roots could be traced back to an obscure assassin conspiracy called the Ksarifai... which just so happened to be a founding Convention of the Order of Reason. The Euthies accused the House of harboring secret Technocratic loyalties and smuggling intel to the [[New World Order]]. There's no canon answer as to whether or not this is actually true or if it was a power play by the Euthanatos. Whatever the case, the Council reacted with fire and bloodshed, scouring them from the face of the earth.		- Who watches the watchmen? Maybe someone should have asked that before the whole fucking debacle with '''House Janissary''' happened. They used to be the internal police and enforcers of the Order. Then some snoopy [[Euthanatos]] discovered that their roots could be traced back to an obscure assassin conspiracy called the Ksarifai... which just so happened to be a founding Convention of the Order of Reason. The Euthies accused the House of harboring secret Technocratic loyalties and smuggling intel to the [[New World Order]]. There's no canon answer as to whether or not this is actually true or if it was a power play by the Euthanatos. Whatever the case, the Council reacted with fire and bloodshed, scouring them from the face of the earth.

	- '''House Luxor''' is not really elaborated on especially well. It was apparently the first predominantly black, American House. It seemed like it might have been something to do with syncretic blending of Victorian spiritualism, dimensional technology, and Charismatic Christianity, but that's mostly conjecture.		- '''House Luxor''' is not really elaborated on especially well. It was apparently the first predominantly black, American House. It seemed like it might have been something to do with syncretic blending of Victorian spiritualism, dimensional technology, and Charismatic Christianity, but that's mostly conjecture.

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	- '''House Validas''' were big adherents of the "God the watchmaker" school of thought, and as such were pretty good at divination. They also turned out to be infernalists like Tharsus, so they got purged. They might actually still exist somewhere in England as an obsure Nephandi sect.		- '''House Validas''' were big adherents of the "God the watchmaker" school of thought, and as such were pretty good at divination. They also turned out to be infernalists like Tharsus, so they got purged. They might actually still exist somewhere in England as an obsure Nephandi sect.

	- '''House Zirach''' was the house that took over study of "Ars Cupidae", the Art of Desire. Predictably, the House was sitting pretty until someone found out that it was full of rapists and hellfire clubs, at which ~~pointbit~~ was purged.		- '''House Zirach''' was the house that took over study of "Ars Cupidae", the Art of Desire. Predictably, the House was sitting pretty until someone found out that it was full of rapists and hellfire clubs, at which point it was purged.

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