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		[[File:Ordo gramaticus.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|If you noticed that word "Gramaticus" is missing one m, we'd like you to consider joining us. Also, how good are you with a red pen?]]
		'''Ordo Grammaticus''' is one of the most peculiar branch of The [[Inquisition]], specializing specifically in being the [[Imperium]]'s pissed off auto-correct. That being said, they don't only underline your mistakes with red; they also like to shove parchment with said mistakes in your mouth and make you write the whole thing all over, which is especially painful with that red pen of theirs stuck firmly in your butt (or eye if you've made '''REALLY''' stupid mistake). They justify this sadistic behavior by saying that they pursue the [[Emperor]]'s own dream of bringing humanity to perfection. That being said, they are especially touchy about religious scriptures, official documents, decrees, etc. Another group they particularly dislike are people who imitate ork speech, as they consider this to be a figurative rape of the Gothic language and the old guardsmen argument that they are practicing to taunt orks in combat doesn't help these days, either - not to mention their downright bullying of lower-class peasants, some of whom don't even speak Gothic and are trying to contribute in their own way.

		==Forces in service of grammar==
		As other Ordos, Grammaticus too has its own loyal men-at-arms to enforce what they believe is the will of The [[Emperor]] himself - the Red Quills and the Erasers. Both are groups of [[Stormtrooper]]s handpicked from [[Schola Progenium\|Schola Progenia]] by Grammaticus Inquisitors for showing potential to be meticulous OCD-suffering little shits just like their possible future employers, and possibly even to rise through the ranks among them. This process keeps the Ordo supplied with experienced Inquisitors who could gladly spend an entire evening correcting EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE YOU SAY (just kidding they usually last like 10 minutes tops before a red pen starts heading towards your anus/eye).

		*'''Red Quills''' Red Quills are Inquisitorial bodyguards and essentially walking talking pencil cases (as Inquisitors usually need so much shit that [[Servo-skull]]s can't carry it all). They wear dark red carapace armor and red cloaks earning them the distinct nickname of Crimson Cunts. Of the two Stormtrooper forces mentioned, fewer people are likely to rise from their position in the Red Quills than in the Erasers. The reason for this is that since they got picked straight from the school desks to just yell at uneducated or just downright illiterate peasants like some fusion of Gordon Ramsay and an angry English teacher, they are likely to have their heads even further up their own asses than the [[Eldar]] and [[Red Scorpions]] combined. Since the goals of the Ordo Grammaticus are to serve The Imperium and its people in their own unique way, the Ordo considers most of them to be unfitting.

		*'''The Erasers''' While their colleagues are tasked with following the Inquisitors around and licking their boots, the Erasers are those who actually get shit done. As in: all day every day workhorse tempo kind of getting shit done. They usually wear black armor and prefer lighter variants that offer more mobility in combat and some extra sneakiness. They are the Ordo's extended arm that fights against heretics that spread shitty, poorly written fanfic (watch the example only in case of wanting to get purged [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNS8Fadt7Uc]) as well as ork-impersonating lower-hive gangsters (ever heard of [[Necromunda]]?). They also undergo special training that gives them some quite handy skills that turn them into a cross between your standard Stormtroopers and [[Vindicare]] Assassins. Their job makes them considerably tougher than the previously mentioned force and since they see the worst kind of shit their order can face on a daily basis, those few that survive often later become fully fledged Inquisitors. As for their name - that has further meaning than just their employer's love of office tools. Let's just say that some people's existence is so unnecessary and annoying that it's better for them to never have existed in the first place. I mean, have you heard about those [[Tzeench]] cultists who were spreading some poorly written fliers with daemon summoning instructions? Or that one guy who once called some local recruiting [[Space Marine]] [[Chaplain]] a SPEHSS MAHREEN? NO? You haven't? Good.

		==OK, ok for real now==
		...if you actually took all of the above seriously, then read up a little more on the subject (although some of it was based on reality).
		In the [[WH40k]] community people use the term '''Ordo Grammaticus''' for anyone who is essentially a grammar nazi. Although the latter term is more universal, Ordo Grammaticus is becoming more popular as a meme and as a fanfic trope that is starting to spawn new theories (more on that later).

		==Grammaticus Inquisitors==
		To identify one in real life you don't have to look further than your daily WH40k Facebook or Twitter page's comments and watch some poor bastard, who probably doesn't even speak English correctly or got into 40k just recently eat it from every single butthurt neckbeard who is willing to jump on that brakeless Hatetrain.
		Of course, some may refer as such to people who just edit pages like me, and to people like that I would like to tell them to shut THEIR FUCKING HERESY-SPEWING WARP RIFTS THEY CALL THEIR MOUTHS BEFORE I TAKE THIS RED PEN AND... INTERMISSION

		==Theories and Stories==
		Fluff-wise there are several theories about things that the Ordo may have stuck their noses into and since not much is known about them and they deny most of that not much you're free to make up your own opinion, just make sure it stays ''your own'' if you know what's good for you.

		===Ordo Grammaticus vs Commander [[Boreale]]===
		The most notable theory says that, as [[Boreale\|Commander Mr. Clean]] was becoming the Jar Jar Binks of [[Dawn of War]], the Ordo Grammaticus couldn't just watch as he desecrated the holy name of the [[Emperor]] and spread his foul manner of "speech" among his own Battle Brothers. The theory even goes as far as that they themselves sent [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] to personally fuck his bald shit up and even that [[Cyrus]] was the one that provided him with the info to do so, being the sneaky bastard that he is. The theory even goes as far as saying that the loss of those 100 Baneblades was caused by a fucked up order on the Inquisition's part.

		===Grammaticus Space Marines?===
		Another theory suggests that the Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force as their Chamber Militant. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all the heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during the [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners the Astartes were holding all had the word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. The only other thing we know besides that is that a few days later a [[Magos Biologis]] received a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from an unknown source.

		==A Note on Plausibility==

		One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's ''only'' access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.

		The matter becomes doubly believable given the general issue of [[heresy]]; if linguistic drift goes to far or Imperial Gothic becomes lost, the Word of the Emperor may go with it.

		{{Imperium}}

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	~~[[File:Ordo gramaticus.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|If you noticed that word "Gramaticus" is missing one m, we'd like you to consider joining us. Also, how good are you with a red pen?]]~~
	'''Ordo Grammaticus''' is one of the most peculiar branch of The [[Inquisition]], specializing specifically in being the [[Imperium]]'s pissed off auto-correct. That being said, they don't only underline your mistakes with red; they also like to shove parchment with said mistakes in your mouth and make you write the whole thing all over, which is especially painful with that red pen of theirs stuck firmly in your butt (or eye if you've made '''REALLY''' stupid mistake). They justify this sadistic behavior by saying that they pursue the [[Emperor]]'s own dream of bringing humanity to perfection. That being said, they are especially touchy about religious scriptures, official documents, decrees, etc. Another group they particularly dislike are people who imitate ork speech, as they consider this to be a figurative rape of the Gothic language and the old guardsmen argument that they are practicing to taunt orks in combat doesn't help these days, either - not to mention their downright bullying of lower-class peasants, some of whom don't even speak Gothic and are trying to contribute in their own way.

	~~==Forces in service of grammar==~~
	As other Ordos, Grammaticus too has its own loyal men-at-arms to enforce what they believe is the will of The [[Emperor]] himself - the Red Quills and the Erasers. Both are groups of [[Stormtrooper]]s handpicked from [[Schola Progenium\|Schola Progenia]] by Grammaticus Inquisitors for showing potential to be meticulous OCD-suffering little shits just like their possible future employers, and possibly even to rise through the ranks among them. This process keeps the Ordo supplied with experienced Inquisitors who could gladly spend an entire evening correcting EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE YOU SAY (just kidding they usually last like 10 minutes tops before a red pen starts heading towards your anus/eye).

	*'''Red Quills''' Red Quills are Inquisitorial bodyguards and essentially walking talking pencil cases (as Inquisitors usually need so much shit that [[Servo-skull]]s can't carry it all). They wear dark red carapace armor and red cloaks earning them the distinct nickname of Crimson Cunts. Of the two Stormtrooper forces mentioned, fewer people are likely to rise from their position in the Red Quills than in the Erasers. The reason for this is that since they got picked straight from the school desks to just yell at uneducated or just downright illiterate peasants like some fusion of Gordon Ramsay and an angry English teacher, they are likely to have their heads even further up their own asses than the [[Eldar]] and [[Red Scorpions]] combined. Since the goals of the Ordo Grammaticus are to serve The Imperium and its people in their own unique way, the Ordo considers most of them to be unfitting.

	*'''The Erasers''' While their colleagues are tasked with following the Inquisitors around and licking their boots, the Erasers are those who actually get shit done. As in: all day every day workhorse tempo kind of getting shit done. They usually wear black armor and prefer lighter variants that offer more mobility in combat and some extra sneakiness. They are the Ordo's extended arm that fights against heretics that spread shitty, poorly written fanfic (watch the example only in case of wanting to get purged [https://youtu.be/pNS8Fadt7Uc]) as well as ork-impersonating lower-hive gangsters (ever heard of [[Necromunda]]?). They also undergo special training that gives them some quite handy skills that turn them into a cross between your standard Stormtroopers and [[Vindicare]] Assassins. Their job makes them considerably tougher than the previously mentioned force and since they see the worst kind of shit their order can face on a daily basis, those few that survive often later become fully fledged Inquisitors. As for their name - that has further meaning than just their employer's love of office tools. Let's just say that some people's existence is so unnecessary and annoying that it's better for them to never have existed in the first place. I mean, have you heard about those [[Tzeench]] cultists who were spreading some poorly written fliers with daemon summoning instructions? Or that one guy who once called some local recruiting [[Space Marine]] [[Chaplain]] a SPEHSS MAHREEN? NO? You haven't? Good.

	~~==OK, ok for real now==~~
	~~...if you actually took all of the above seriously, then read up a little more on the subject (although some of it was based on reality).~~
	In the [[WH40k]] community people use the term '''Ordo Grammaticus''' for anyone who is essentially a grammar nazi. Although the latter term is more universal, Ordo Grammaticus is becoming more popular as a meme and as a fanfic trope that is starting to spawn new theories (more on that later).

	~~==Grammaticus Inquisitors==~~
	To identify one in real life you don't have to look further than your daily WH40k Facebook or Twitter page's comments and watch some poor bastard, who probably doesn't even speak English correctly or got into 40k just recently eat it from every single butthurt neckbeard who is willing to jump on that brakeless Hatetrain.
	Of course, some may refer as such to people who just edit pages like me, and to people like that I would like to tell them to shut THEIR FUCKING HERESY-SPEWING WARP RIFTS THEY CALL THEIR MOUTHS BEFORE I TAKE THIS RED PEN AND... INTERMISSION

	~~==Theories and Stories==~~
	Fluff-wise there are several theories about things that the Ordo may have stuck their noses into and since not much is known about them and they deny most of that not much you're free to make up your own opinion, just make sure it stays ''your own'' if you know what's good for you.

	~~===Ordo Grammaticus vs Commander [[Boreale]]===~~
	The most notable theory says that, as [[Boreale\|Commander Mr. Clean]] was becoming the Jar Jar Binks of [[Dawn of War]], the Ordo Grammaticus couldn't just watch as he desecrated the holy name of the [[Emperor]] and spread his foul manner of "speech" among his own Battle Brothers. The theory even goes as far as that they themselves sent [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] to personally fuck his bald shit up and even that [[Cyrus]] was the one that provided him with the info to do so, being the sneaky bastard that he is. The theory even goes as far as saying that the loss of those 100 Baneblades was caused by a fucked up order on the Inquisition's part.

	~~===Grammaticus Space Marines?===~~
	Another theory suggests that the Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force as their Chamber Militant. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all the heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during the [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners the Astartes were holding all had the word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. The only other thing we know besides that is that a few days later a [[Magos Biologis]] received a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from an unknown source.

	~~==A Note on Plausibility==~~

	One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's ''only'' access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.

	~~The matter becomes doubly believable given the general issue of [[heresy]]; if linguistic drift goes to far or Imperial Gothic becomes lost, the Word of the Emperor may go with it.~~

	~~{{Imperium}}~~

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	'''Ordo Grammaticus''' is one of the most peculiar branch of The [[Inquisition]], specializing specifically in being the [[Imperium]]'s pissed off auto-correct. That being said, they don't only underline your mistakes with red; they also like to shove parchment with said mistakes in your mouth and make you write the whole thing all over, which is especially painful with that red pen of theirs stuck firmly in your butt (or eye if you've made '''REALLY''' stupid mistake). They justify this sadistic behavior by saying that they pursue the [[Emperor]]'s own dream of bringing humanity to perfection. That being said, they are especially touchy about religious scriptures, official documents, ~~and~~ decrees, etc. Another group they particularly dislike are people who imitate ork speech, as they consider this to be a figurative rape of the Gothic language and the old guardsmen argument that they are practicing to taunt orks in combat doesn't help these days, either - not to mention their downright bullying of lower-class peasants, some of whom don't even speak Gothic and are trying to contribute in their own way.		'''Ordo Grammaticus''' is one of the most peculiar branch of The [[Inquisition]], specializing specifically in being the [[Imperium]]'s pissed off auto-correct. That being said, they don't only underline your mistakes with red; they also like to shove parchment with said mistakes in your mouth and make you write the whole thing all over, which is especially painful with that red pen of theirs stuck firmly in your butt (or eye if you've made '''REALLY''' stupid mistake). They justify this sadistic behavior by saying that they pursue the [[Emperor]]'s own dream of bringing humanity to perfection. That being said, they are especially touchy about religious scriptures, official documents, decrees, etc. Another group they particularly dislike are people who imitate ork speech, as they consider this to be a figurative rape of the Gothic language and the old guardsmen argument that they are practicing to taunt orks in combat doesn't help these days, either - not to mention their downright bullying of lower-class peasants, some of whom don't even speak Gothic and are trying to contribute in their own way.

	==Forces in service of grammar==		==Forces in service of grammar==

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	==A Note on Plausibility==		==A Note on Plausibility==

	One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's only access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.		One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's ''only'' access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.

	The matter becomes doubly believable given the general issue of [[heresy]]; if linguistic drift goes to far or Imperial Gothic becomes lost, the Word of the Emperor may go with it.		The matter becomes doubly believable given the general issue of [[heresy]]; if linguistic drift goes to far or Imperial Gothic becomes lost, the Word of the Emperor may go with it.

	{{Imperium}}		{{Imperium}}

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A Note on Plausibility

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	One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's only access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.		One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's only access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.

			The matter becomes doubly believable given the general issue of [[heresy]]; if linguistic drift goes to far or Imperial Gothic becomes lost, the Word of the Emperor may go with it.

	{{Imperium}}		{{Imperium}}

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	===Grammaticus Space Marines?===		===Grammaticus Space Marines?===
	Another theory suggests that the Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force as their Chamber Militant. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all the heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during the [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners the Astartes were holding all had the word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. The only other thing we know besides that is that a few days later a [[Magos Biologis]] received a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from an unknown source.		Another theory suggests that the Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force as their Chamber Militant. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all the heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during the [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners the Astartes were holding all had the word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. The only other thing we know besides that is that a few days later a [[Magos Biologis]] received a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from an unknown source.

			==A Note on Plausibility==

			One of the stranger aspects of life in the Imperium is that Low Gothic is so uniform across so many planets with such poor communication between them (the Imperium's only access to FTL communications is psykers, which civilians can't even legally observe using their powers), particularly since the setting is far too grimdark for state-sponsored education to ensure everyone learns the same language (outside of the Schola Progenium, of course, which does exactly that). As linguistic drift represents a significant threat to Imperial stability, it would hardly stretch the imagination for the Inquisition to declare it to be deeply heretical, and to have an Ordo dedicated to finding and eliminating anyone deliberately spreading it - although they would need much more manpower than any other Ordo to even begin to make a dent on preventing such drift from happening by accident.

	{{Imperium}}		{{Imperium}}

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Theories and Stories

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	==Theories and Stories==		==Theories and Stories==
	Fluff-wise there are several theories about things that ~~The~~ Ordo may have stuck their noses into and since not much is known about them and they deny most of that not much you're free to make up your own opinion, just make sure it stays ''your own'' if you know what's good for you.		Fluff-wise there are several theories about things that the Ordo may have stuck their noses into and since not much is known about them and they deny most of that not much you're free to make up your own opinion, just make sure it stays ''your own'' if you know what's good for you.

	===Ordo Grammaticus vs Commander [[Boreale]]===		===Ordo Grammaticus vs Commander [[Boreale]]===
	The most notable theory says that, as [[Boreale\|Commander Mr. Clean]] was becoming the Jar Jar Binks of [[Dawn of War]], the Ordo Grammaticus couldn't just watch as he ~~desecrates~~ the holy name of the [[Emperor]] and ~~spreads~~ his foul manner of "speech" among his own Battle Brothers. The theory even goes as far as that they themselves sent [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] to personally fuck his bald shit up and even that [[Cyrus]] was the one that provided him with the info to do so, being the sneaky bastard that he is. The theory even goes as far as saying that the loss of those 100 Baneblades was caused by a fucked up order on the Inquisition's part.		The most notable theory says that, as [[Boreale\|Commander Mr. Clean]] was becoming the Jar Jar Binks of [[Dawn of War]], the Ordo Grammaticus couldn't just watch as he desecrated the holy name of the [[Emperor]] and spread his foul manner of "speech" among his own Battle Brothers. The theory even goes as far as that they themselves sent [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] to personally fuck his bald shit up and even that [[Cyrus]] was the one that provided him with the info to do so, being the sneaky bastard that he is. The theory even goes as far as saying that the loss of those 100 Baneblades was caused by a fucked up order on the Inquisition's part.

	===Grammaticus Space Marines?===		===Grammaticus Space Marines?===
	Another theory suggests that Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force ~~like the other orders~~. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during ~~The~~ [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even a talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners Astartes were holding had ~~all~~ word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. ~~Only~~ other thing we know besides that is that a few days later [[Magos Biologis]] ~~recived~~ a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from unknown source.		Another theory suggests that the Ordo Grammaticus was supposed to get their very own Space Marine force as their Chamber Militant. They were supposed to be called The Correctors and were supposed to find all the heretical bullshit [[Lorgar]] wrote during the [[Horus Heresy]] and fight against his forces. There is even talk of a grand parade where all Grammaticus Inquisitors were supposed to greet their new personal super-soldiers, but a fatal mistake occurred. The banners the Astartes were holding all had the word "Corectors" spelled with only one r. The only other thing we know besides that is that a few days later a [[Magos Biologis]] received a cargo of [[Space Marine]] [[Geneseed]] from an unknown source.

	{{Imperium}}		{{Imperium}}

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	==Grammaticus Inquisitors==		==Grammaticus Inquisitors==
	To identify one in real life you don't have to look further ~~that~~ your daily WH40k Facebook or Twitter page's comments and watch some poor bastard, who probably doesn't even speak English ~~right~~ or got into 40k just recently eat it by every single butthurt who is willing to jump on that brakeless Hatetrain.		To identify one in real life you don't have to look further than your daily WH40k Facebook or Twitter page's comments and watch some poor bastard, who probably doesn't even speak English correctly or got into 40k just recently eat it from every single butthurt neckbeard who is willing to jump on that brakeless Hatetrain.
	Of course some may refer as such to people who just edit pages like me, and to people like that I would like to tell to shut THEIR FUCKING HERESY-SPEWING WARP RIFTS THEY CALL THEIR MOUTHS BEFORE I TAKE THIS RED PEN AND... INTERMISSION		Of course, some may refer as such to people who just edit pages like me, and to people like that I would like to tell them to shut THEIR FUCKING HERESY-SPEWING WARP RIFTS THEY CALL THEIR MOUTHS BEFORE I TAKE THIS RED PEN AND... INTERMISSION

	==Theories and Stories==		==Theories and Stories==