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1d4chan>Lvcifer at 10:15, 11 May 2023

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	{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}		{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}
	{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}		{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}
	{{topquote\|Fucking ~~Gor~~... the ~~Gor~~ are responsible for all the wars in the ~~world…~~ Are you Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}		{{topquote\|Fucking Gors... the Gors are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}

	'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.		'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.

2603:3004:3F:CF00:CC1F:538:84B3:4383 at 10:52, 8 May 2023

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	Compared to its immediate [[Banshee (BattleTech)\|predecessor]], the Orion was not just a breath of fresh air for its military procurers, it was the breath of life. Not only was it as fast as a Banshee, it carried only a half-ton less armour while packing on more firepower, all while while weighing 20 tons less. At two-thirds the cost of a Banshee, it made the budget much happier as well.		Compared to its immediate [[Banshee (BattleTech)\|predecessor]], the Orion was not just a breath of fresh air for its military procurers, it was the breath of life. Not only was it as fast as a Banshee, it carried only a half-ton less armour while packing on more firepower, all while while weighing 20 tons less. At two-thirds the cost of a Banshee, it made the budget much happier as well.

	Perhaps due to all of the above, and that it has a weapons package that had the full long-to-short range with overlapping brackets at that, the Orion rapidly become the basic workhorse Mech of the Terran Hegemony ~~(the OGs before the Inner Sphere)~~. It was so dependable (and common), pretty much everyone used it, to the point that the God-Emperor of the ~~future~~ [[The Clans\|Clans]], General Aleksandr Kerensky, was piloting one when he kicked down the palace doors on his way to discuss matters of state with the usurper, Steven Amaris. While people were cheerfully committing war crimes in their new Blackjacks, Warhammers and Whitworths, the Orion was bellying up to the bar for its morning beer-and-egg depth charge, before its long, grueling day at ruining other MechWarriors' days.		Perhaps due to all of the above, and that it has a weapons package that had the full long-to-short range with overlapping brackets at that, the Orion rapidly become the basic workhorse Mech of the Terran Hegemony. It was so dependable (and common), pretty much everyone used it, to the point that the future God-Grandpa-Emperor of the [[The Clans\|Clans]], General Aleksandr Kerensky, was piloting one when he kicked down the palace doors on his way to discuss matters of state with the usurper, Steven Amaris. While people were cheerfully committing war crimes in their new Blackjacks, Warhammers and Whitworths, the Orion was bellying up to the bar for its morning beer-and-egg depth charge, before its long, grueling day at ruining other MechWarriors' days.

	[[Category:Wood Elves]]		[[Category:Wood Elves]]
	[[Category:Star Trek]]		[[Category:Star Trek]]
	[[Category:BattleMech]]		[[Category:BattleMech]]

2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:6160:277B:3094:F705 at 15:28, 6 May 2023

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	{{topquote\|Fucking Gor... the Gor are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}		{{topquote\|Fucking Gor... the Gor are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}

	'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.		'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.
	His life is tied to the very seasons, and as such he dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring after his wife sculpts his body from whatever lucky bastard gets picked to bear Orion's mantle.		His life is tied to the very seasons, and as such he dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring after his wife sculpts his body from whatever lucky bastard gets picked to bear Orion's mantle.

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: /* BattleTech */

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BattleTech

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	The first Heavy [[BattleMech]] ever put into mainstream production, the 75-ton Orion is well past venerable and is curmudgeonly stomping into ancient. If Mechs were people, the Orion would be Clint Eastwood, and after more than a half a millennium, is still willing to pull a shotgun on you when it tells you to get off their lawn.		The first Heavy [[BattleMech]] ever put into mainstream production, the 75-ton Orion is well past venerable and is curmudgeonly stomping into ancient. If Mechs were people, the Orion would be Clint Eastwood, and after more than a half a millennium, is still willing to pull a shotgun on you when it tells you to get off their lawn.

	Compared to its immediate [[Banshee\|predecessor]], the Orion was not just a breath of fresh air for its military procurers, it was the breath of life. Not only was it as fast as a Banshee, it carried only a half-ton less armour while packing on more firepower, all while while weighing 20 tons less. At two-thirds the cost of a Banshee, it made the budget much happier as well.		Compared to its immediate [[Banshee (BattleTech)\|predecessor]], the Orion was not just a breath of fresh air for its military procurers, it was the breath of life. Not only was it as fast as a Banshee, it carried only a half-ton less armour while packing on more firepower, all while while weighing 20 tons less. At two-thirds the cost of a Banshee, it made the budget much happier as well.

	Perhaps due to all of the above, and that it has a weapons package that had the full long-to-short range with overlapping brackets at that, the Orion rapidly become the basic workhorse Mech of the Terran Hegemony (the OGs before the Inner Sphere). It was so dependable (and common), pretty much everyone used it, to the point that the God-Emperor of the future [[The Clans\|Clans]], General Aleksandr Kerensky, was piloting one when he kicked down the palace doors on his way to discuss matters of state with the usurper, Steven Amaris. While people were cheerfully committing war crimes in their new Blackjacks, Warhammers and Whitworths, the Orion was bellying up to the bar for its morning beer-and-egg depth charge, before its long, grueling day at ruining other MechWarriors' days.		Perhaps due to all of the above, and that it has a weapons package that had the full long-to-short range with overlapping brackets at that, the Orion rapidly become the basic workhorse Mech of the Terran Hegemony (the OGs before the Inner Sphere). It was so dependable (and common), pretty much everyone used it, to the point that the God-Emperor of the future [[The Clans\|Clans]], General Aleksandr Kerensky, was piloting one when he kicked down the palace doors on his way to discuss matters of state with the usurper, Steven Amaris. While people were cheerfully committing war crimes in their new Blackjacks, Warhammers and Whitworths, the Orion was bellying up to the bar for its morning beer-and-egg depth charge, before its long, grueling day at ruining other MechWarriors' days.

1d4chan>Ciaran Z: /* Total War: WARHAMMER */ I'm also an idiot who forgot to add a link to Kurnous's page

2023-05-01T18:19:49Z

Total War: WARHAMMER: I'm also an idiot who forgot to add a link to Kurnous's page

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	He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf to ever exist (Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf [[beastman]]. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it.		He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf to ever exist (Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf [[beastman]]. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it.

	In battle, he wields ~~The~~ Spear of Kurnous which reappears in his hand after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking ballista: absolutely [[Rape\|obliterating]] his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of [[Isha\|Isha]], which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regenerate his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of AoE spells and not as a unit, unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell.		In battle, he wields the [[Kurnous\|Spear of Kurnous]] which reappears in his hand after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking ballista: absolutely [[Rape\|obliterating]] his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of [[Isha\|Isha]], which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regenerate his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of AoE spells and not as a unit, unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell.

	==[[Star Trek]]==		==[[Star Trek]]==

1d4chan>Ciaran Z: /* Total War: WARHAMMER */ someone forgot a space! Also they forgot the name of his spear.

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Total War: WARHAMMER: someone forgot a space! Also they forgot the name of his spear.

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	He is portrayed by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for Beastmen and Bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who live on Athel Loren's doorstep).		He is portrayed by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for Beastmen and Bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who live on Athel Loren's doorstep).

	He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf to ever exist(Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf [[beastman]]. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it.		He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf to ever exist (Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf [[beastman]]. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it.

	In battle, he wields ~~his magical spear~~ which reappears after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking ballista: absolutely [[Rape\|obliterating]] his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of [[Isha\|Isha]], which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regenerate his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of AoE spells and not as a unit, unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell.		In battle, he wields The Spear of Kurnous which reappears in his hand after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking ballista: absolutely [[Rape\|obliterating]] his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of [[Isha\|Isha]], which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regenerate his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of AoE spells and not as a unit, unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell.

	==[[Star Trek]]==		==[[Star Trek]]==

1d4chan>Ciaran Z: /* BattleTech */

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BattleTech

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	==[[BattleTech]]==		==[[BattleTech]]==
			[[File:3025 Orion1.webp\|There's something to be said for older technology you have a grasp on.\|thumb\|right]]
	The first Heavy [[BattleMech]] ever put into mainstream production, the 75-ton Orion is well past venerable and is curmudgeonly stomping into ancient. If Mechs were people, the Orion would be Clint Eastwood, and after more than a half a millennium, is still willing to pull a shotgun on you when it tells you to get off their lawn.		The first Heavy [[BattleMech]] ever put into mainstream production, the 75-ton Orion is well past venerable and is curmudgeonly stomping into ancient. If Mechs were people, the Orion would be Clint Eastwood, and after more than a half a millennium, is still willing to pull a shotgun on you when it tells you to get off their lawn.

1d4chan>Ciaran Z at 18:14, 1 May 2023

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			[[File:Orion the elf.jpg\| One would think those horns would attract a lot of friendly fire from Beastman hating waystalkers. \|thumb\|right]]
	{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}		{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}
	{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}		{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}

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	{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}		{{topquote\|My king, you have performed deeds others could not achieve in a thousand lifetimes. You have held a mirror up to your subjects and shown them the truth of what they are: proud, noble, but most of all wild. Do you understand? You are more than you were – more than just flesh and bone; you are everything that defines us.\|Atolmis, Priest of Kurnous}}
	{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}		{{topquote\|You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of [[Beastman\|goatfuckers]], it will be your fault\|Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic by Morathi in exchange for her sparring the latter’s life}}
	{{topquote\|Fucking ~~Gor~~... the ~~Gor~~ are responsible for all the wars in the ~~world…~~ Are you Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}		{{topquote\|Fucking Gors... the Gors are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Gor?\|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}}

	'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.		'''Orion''' (also known as the '''''King in the Woods''''' or the '''''Master of the Wild Hunt''''') is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, being the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], the husband of [[Everqueen\|Ariel]], and the everlasting Lord of Athel Loren.