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	'''"AFTER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER DOMINARIA!"''' — The Ineffable, after the unsealing of Phyrexia.		'''"AFTER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER DOMINARIA!"''' — The Ineffable, after the unsealing of Phyrexia.

	Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. ~~But their plans could not be brought~~ to ~~fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia~~. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.		Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes, and even a form of inter-planar travel technology that they used to scavenge metals for their war machine. Dominaria still remained locked to them though, so Yawgmoth's ambitions had to wait. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.

	That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth that saw him mindraped by the Ineffable's power. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.		That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth that saw him mindraped by the Ineffable's power. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.

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	Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.		Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.

	That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of ~~the attempt and~~ a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.		That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth that saw him mindraped by the Ineffable's power. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.

	His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.		His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.

	As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, ~~it also~~ the Metathran, [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Exterminatus\|Legacy Weapon]], a series of artifacts capable of ~~standing up against~~ the Ineffable ~~and his forces~~.		As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, the Metathran; [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Exterminatus\|Legacy Weapon]]; a series of artifacts that together, are capable of matching the Ineffable himself.

	Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically engineered ~~plague viruses~~ released into the wild. The defenders were not even ~~united:~~ the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.		Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically/scientifically engineered plagues released into the wild. The defenders were not even a unified force; the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive time spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse's flow of time, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.

	~~This was all rendered~~ completely irrelevant with the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane was literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers - the Nine Titans - into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].		Unfortunately these victories became completely irrelevant and undone with the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane of Rath was literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it the millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers; the Nine Titans; into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].

	[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon and ~~destroyed~~ Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.		[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to physically manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon, and gave their lives to destroy Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	One of the [[plane]]s in the Multiverse of [[Magic: The Gathering]]. It is typified by an oily, bio-mechanical aesthetic that would give H. R. Giger <s>nightmares.</s> priapism. Think [[Awesome\|cyborg ~~zombies~~ religious fanatics.]]		One of the [[plane]]s in the Multiverse of [[Magic: The Gathering]]. It is typified by an oily, bio-mechanical aesthetic that would give H. R. Giger <s>nightmares.</s> priapism. Think [[Awesome\|cyborg zombie religious fanatics.]]
	[[File:Map_of_Phyrexia.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Map_of_Phyrexia.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	==Old Phyrexia==		==Old Phyrexia==

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	This went as well as you might expect.		This went as well as you might expect.

	Shattering a powerstone and using their power to create a permanent portal between [[Dominaria]] and Phyrexia, Phyrexia was to be a paradise, a hospital for those infected by phthisis (a term borrowed from the real world; it means "consumption" and is a historical word for tuberculosis) and the world where Yawgmoth would rule as a god. His plan both [[Just as Planned\|did]] and [[Not as Planned\|did not work]]: he and his followers were locked away when Rebbec, one of the last Thran not under Yawgmoth's command, rejoined the ~~soulstones~~ that powered the portal and jailed the Ineffable in his plane.		Shattering a powerstone and using their power to create a permanent portal between [[Dominaria]] and Phyrexia, Phyrexia was to be a paradise, a hospital for those infected by phthisis (a term borrowed from the real world; it means "consumption" and is a historical word for tuberculosis) and the world where Yawgmoth would rule as a god. His plan both [[Just as Planned\|did]] and [[Not as Planned\|did not work]]: he and his followers were locked away when Rebbec, one of the last Thran not under Yawgmoth's command, rejoined the powerstones that powered the portal and jailed the Ineffable in his plane.

	==Dominarian Invasion==		==Dominarian Invasion==

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	Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.		Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.

	That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, ~~and~~ [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of the attempt and a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.		That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of the attempt and a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.

	His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.		His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.

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	'''"AFTER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER DOMINARIA!"''' — The Ineffable, after the unsealing of Phyrexia.		'''"AFTER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER DOMINARIA!"''' — The Ineffable, after the unsealing of Phyrexia.

	Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The ~~Phyrexians~~ agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but ~~there~~ was ~~no small amount of solace~~ to Urza that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.		Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.

	~~Until~~ Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise ~~using~~ a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. He failed and was rendered insane because of ~~his~~ attempt. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.		That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, and [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of the attempt and a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.

	His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of Negators inside the Academy. Only ~~because of intervention at the hands of~~ [[Karn]] his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.		His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.

	As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, it also the Metathran, [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Legacy Weapon]], a series of artifacts capable of standing up against the Ineffable and his forces.		As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, it also the Metathran, [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Exterminatus\|Legacy Weapon]], a series of artifacts capable of standing up against the Ineffable and his forces.

	Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically engineered plague viruses released into the wild. The defenders were not even united: the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.		Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically engineered plague viruses released into the wild. The defenders were not even united: the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.

	This was all rendered completely irrelevant in the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers - the Nine Titans - into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].		This was all rendered completely irrelevant with the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane was literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers - the Nine Titans - into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].

	[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon and destroyed Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.		[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon and destroyed Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.

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	One of the [[plane]]s in the Multiverse of [[Magic: The Gathering]]. It is typified by an oily, bio-mechanical aesthetic that would give H. R. Giger <s>nightmares.</s> priapism. Think [[Awesome\|cyborg zombies.]]		One of the [[plane]]s in the Multiverse of [[Magic: The Gathering]]. It is typified by an oily, bio-mechanical aesthetic that would give H. R. Giger <s>nightmares.</s> priapism. Think [[Awesome\|cyborg zombies religious fanatics.]]
	[[File:Map_of_Phyrexia.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Map_of_Phyrexia.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	==Old Phyrexia==		==Old Phyrexia==

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	[[File:Phyrexian Scriptures.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Phyrexian Scriptures.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right]]
	Phyrexia was originally created by a [[Planeswalker]] of unknown name and origin; all that was known about him is that he preferred to take the form of a [[dragon]]. And before you ask, no he was not [[Nicol Bolas]]. The plane was found by a Planeswalker called Dyfed after the death of its creator. She shared her discovery with the then-leader of the Thran Empire: a man named [[~~BBEG\|~~Yawgmoth]].		Phyrexia was originally created by a [[Planeswalker]] of unknown name and origin; all that was known about him is that he preferred to take the form of a [[dragon]]. And before you ask, no he was not [[Nicol Bolas]]. The plane was found by a Planeswalker called Dyfed after the death of its creator. She shared her discovery with the then-leader of the Thran Empire: a man named [[Yawgmoth]].

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	Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.		Five millenia passed. Phyrexia, under the leadership of their new god, started to amass an army capable of invading entire planes. But their plans could not be brought to fruition because of the lock placed on Phyrexia. Until two brothers, [[Urza]] and Mishra, found the powerstone that Rebbec used to seal away Phyrexia. In a bout of tremendous stupidity they shattered the stone and freed Phyrexia. The Phyrexian agent Gix eventually corrupted Mishra forcing Urza to activate the Golgothan Sylex, which leveled an island, threw Dominaria into an Ice Age and formed the Shard of the Twelve Worlds, a fold in the Multiverse containing a dozen planes including Dominaria. Several Planeswalkers were locked inside the Shard, but that was meaningless to Urza now that Phyrexia was once again unable to access the Nexus of the Multiverse.

	That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of ~~the attempt and~~ a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.		That is, until Freyalise, [[Jaya Ballard]] and Jodah (a descendant of the Brothers, it is unclear which one because Urza's wife slept with both him and his brother nine months before her son was born) removed the Shard with the World Spell (Freyalise used a combination of spells that would in-game generate infinite mana). This led to Urza trying to invade Phyrexia to destroy the plane himself and proceeded to conduct large amounts of ass rape. However, the Phyrexians numbered not only far too many even for an immortal wizard demigod, but [[Necron\|were also annoyingly resilient and recursive thanks to their unholy combination of necromancy and cybernetics.]] He failed and was rendered insane because of a failed skirmish with Yawgmoth that saw him mindraped by the Ineffable's power. During his insane period he encountered a defective Phyrexian sleeper agent named Xantcha and Ratepe (who looked exactly like Mishra), who helped him destroy other sleeper agents in the other planes and eventually strike a blow at Phyrexia by destroying Gix, the right-hand man of Yawgmoth, but at the cost of Xantcha's and Ratepe's lives.

	His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.		His madness cured by his time with Xantcha and Ratepe, Urza founded the Tolarian Academy which quickly became a target for the Phyrexians. Sending the sleeper agent Kerrick (or K'rrik) to destroy the enemies of Phyrexia, he managed to get a force of [[Terminators\|Phyrexian Negators]] inside the Academy. Only through [[Karn\|Karn's]] intervention was his victory was undone when the [[golem]] traveled back in time and stopped him. But the victory was not without its cost: the island of Tolaria became wracked by temporal storms. K'rrik managed to use one to his advantage until Urza rolled in and roflstomped him for good.

	As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, ~~it also~~ the Metathran, [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Exterminatus\|Legacy Weapon]], a series of artifacts capable of ~~standing up against~~ the Ineffable ~~and his forces~~.		As Phyrexia began to build an army capable of laying waste to Dominaria, Urza began to build his own. Starting the Legacy Project to create a race of humans capable of standing against the Phyrexians, the Metathran; [[Avatar\|tall blue-skinned pointy-eared humanoids]]. It's final product was the [[Exterminatus\|Legacy Weapon]]; a series of artifacts that together, are capable of matching the Ineffable himself.

	Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically engineered ~~plague viruses~~ released into the wild. The defenders were not even ~~united:~~ the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.		Despite Urza's efforts, when the day finally came, most Dominarians were still painfully unready. The first wave of Phyrexia's invasion, a fairly conventional (for this universe) affair of biomechanical horrors flooding through planar portals, devastated entire continents. Millions more died from magically/scientifically engineered plagues released into the wild. The defenders were not even a unified force; the planeswalker [[Teferi]] refused to have anything to do with Urza's plans, and defended his homeland in Jamuraa with a massive time spell that took it out of phase with the rest of the multiverse's flow of time, which had [[Time Spiral\|nasty consequences for everyone involved later on]]. Nonetheless, the defenders rallied and won several significant victories, pushing back the Phyrexian forces and defeating Tsabo Tavoc, Yawgmoth's general.

	~~This was all rendered~~ completely irrelevant with the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane was literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers - the Nine Titans - into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].		Unfortunately these victories became completely irrelevant and undone with the second phase of the invasion: the Rathi Overlay, where the artificial plane of Rath was literally merged with Dominaria, [[Just as planned\|bringing with it the millions of Phyrexian soldiers and monsters and transforming parts of the plane into mini-Phyrexian ecologies]]. At this point, Urza led a group of planeswalkers; the Nine Titans; into Phyrexia itself in an attempt to destroy it from within. But deep within the plane, Urza was confused by the whispers of Yawgmoth and a questionable vision of his long-lost brother Mishra, and he defected to the side of Phyrexia, resulting in the [[Fail\|deaths of most of the Nine Titans]].

	[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon and ~~destroyed~~ Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.		[[File:MTG_Yawgmoth's_Vile_Offering_by_Noah_Bradley.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|Gerrard giving Yawgmoth head]]In the lowest sphere of Phyrexia, Urza was made to fight Gerrard Capashen for Yawgmoth's amusement and ended up being decapitated. This, however, broke Yawgmoth's spell over him, and he and Gerrard were able to return to Dominaria. There, they found Yawgmoth's forces on the brink of complete victory. Though the surviving members of the Nine Titans had caused massive damage to Phyrexia itself, Yawgmoth was preparing to physically manifest on Dominaria and claim it as his own. At the last moment, Urza and Gerrard unlocked the true power of the Legacy Weapon, and gave their lives to destroy Yawgmoth. The Invasion was over and Dominaria had survived, but at an unimaginable cost.

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