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	One fine day, a thread was created which pointed out the fact that, in DH:~~A scension~~, [[Eversor]] Assassins can drive vehicles and fly aircraft. This, of course, is pure-awesome, and inspired some [[Writefag\|writefaggotry]], as well as all-around assassin love, but nobody cares about that, they just want to read about the Eversor killing people.		One fine day, a thread was created which pointed out the fact that, in DH: Ascension, [[Eversor]] Assassins can drive vehicles and fly aircraft. This, of course, is pure-awesome, and inspired some [[Writefag\|writefaggotry]], as well as all-around assassin love, but nobody cares about that, they just want to read about the Eversor killing people.

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1d4chan>Windows2000pro: added to Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000

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	One fine day, a thread was created which pointed out the fact that, in DH:~~Ascension~~, [[Eversor]] Assassins can drive vehicles and fly aircraft. This, of course, is pure-awesome, and inspired some [[Writefag\|writefaggotry]], as well as all-around assassin love, but nobody cares about that, they just want to read about the Eversor killing people.		One fine day, a thread was created which pointed out the fact that, in DH:A scension, [[Eversor]] Assassins can drive vehicles and fly aircraft. This, of course, is pure-awesome, and inspired some [[Writefag\|writefaggotry]], as well as all-around assassin love, but nobody cares about that, they just want to read about the Eversor killing people.

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1d4chan>Petro: Undo revision 105508 by 94.192.62.155 (talk)

2012-01-14T18:43:43Z

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94.192.62.155: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR TH

2012-01-14T18:33:31Z

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD FOR TH

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76.237.21.52: Addin' stories, brosephs

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Addin' stories, brosephs

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	Fly! Kill! Praise!		Fly! Kill! Praise!


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			[after veering off into 'Eversor is now in my script as a villain' 'wait what part would an Eversor play?']

			It whined and shivered in its spot. Wait!

			The God-Emperor told him so! Wait and sing and leap only when told. Do as you're told. Wait. Do.

			There was a snap from somewhere behind the Eversor, and it exploded into motion.

			Praise!

			In one moment, it pulled the heroine down into a mockery of romance, lips pressed against the skull-mask so hard her teeth shattered. He held her so tight her arms broke. She screamed, and he screamed back at her, so fully in love his whole body seemed to sing with hers in praise for the God-Emperor.

			Then he bound forward, handspring-into-flip-onto-hands, at the male secondary love interest, backhanding him, letting a chittery scream out at the other, lesser, thing. Kill! Eliminate! Remove the opposition! It let the man start to stand before ripping forward again, slamming claws into him, claws and the gun and bullets!

			It quivered in ecstasy for the moment it took for the man to die before folding almost double, shivering and muttering as it struggled to wait long enough for the true antagonist to appear.

			She stepped through the door, and the Eversor nearly giggled with joy-hate-agony as it jammed its claws into her shoulder, pulling her in close, 'kissing' her gently, lovingly, on her free arm's hand. Then he bit her fingers off.

			She died screaming and lipless, her eyes plucked from her head and her knees shot out from under her.

			Such beautiful work! In the name of the God-Emperor, give praise! Praise! Kill! ACT!

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1d4chan>Staffen: Undo revision 58330 by Staffen (Talk)

2010-04-29T02:42:49Z

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	[[Image:FlyingEversor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE]]		[[Image:FlyingEversor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE]]


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	It screamed into the lift-port, shrieked past the doors. Anything in its way was murdered- bodies sliced open, through clothes, through armors, through anything that was in its way.		It screamed into the lift-port, shrieked past the doors. Anything in its way was murdered- bodies sliced open, through clothes, through armors, through anything that was in its way.

1d4chan>Staffen at 02:20, 29 April 2010

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	[[Image:FlyingEversor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE]]		[[Image:FlyingEversor.jpg\|thumb\|right\|PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE]]


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	It screamed into the lift-port, shrieked past the doors. Anything in its way was murdered- bodies sliced open, through clothes, through armors, through anything that was in its way.		It screamed into the lift-port, shrieked past the doors. Anything in its way was murdered- bodies sliced open, through clothes, through armors, through anything that was in its way.